"Finally it's time to clock out!" I say happily as Celestia and Luna walk up to me with their horns held high.

"Thank you for taking care of things while we recovered." Celestia said with a thankful smile.

"Indeed. Now take a vacation." Luna blurted out causing me to give her a confused look.

"Luna we were going to ease into it remember." Celestia said with a sigh.

"No need sister. Our way is much faster." Luna replied.

"Wait what?" I asked with furrowed brows.

"You've been working hard and have been stressing over us for long enough. You need a vacation." Celestia said.

"Preferably one that won't make you an easy target." Luna added.

"But the last time I did that you two were-" I started before Celestia cuts me off.

"If we are attacked again I promise we'll call you." Celestia held up my token. "But you have been getting more and more jumpy since you had to take over. Also that throne is evidence enough you need it." She said as she gestured to the now huge, pitch black diamond that I had to keep getting my imps to enlarge and I kept using to store all the dark magic that had been overflowing from my body. And that's the third one.

"I don't know." I say with my ears folded back. "Hello? Is this thing working? I tilt my head at this. Chrysalis?
Asphyxious said you can create rooms easily. Sister and I are calling to ask for your help in creating a proper Maiden's Hatchery.

"Is something wrong aunty?" Celestia asked.

"A friend is about to have kids and I'm being asked to help build a room for them." I answer getting a smile from the girls.

"You should go. Spending time with friends will do you wonders. And stay there a while longer. Burn off some stress." Celestia said with her winning smile. I just stood there and gave her a flat look and her smile vanished before she grabbed my in her magic and pulled me in until we were face to face. "You are going to have a vacation. Now." Celestia's tone left no room for argument.

"Ok." I relented causing her winning smile to return.

"Good. Oh and please remove that thing before you go." Celestia said as she gestured too the throne filled with dark magic. With a wave of my tails I sent it to my dungeon with the others before creating a portal to Ax's dungeon.

When I return I use my magic to send my new books to my room and open Squeaky's box to send her back to her doll house cage.

"Rin!" Squeaky shouted as she spring up like a jack in the box. Her tone and her face showed nothing but absolute seriousness like she had just discovered the meaning of life. "I can fold in half so my face can reach my fun zone!"

"...Good for you. You're going to need that seeing as I think I've finally burned through my pent up urges so I think I'm good till I go into heat again." I say with a deadpan causing Squeaky to give me a nervous look.

"And that would be?" She asked worriedly.

"Once a year."

Meanwhile in another universe.

"At last my brilliant plan is complete! With this I will turn that wedding into a-" Chrysalis began to say to herself when she stopped and her ears perked up at something that sounded strangely like a mouse screaming. "What is that?" She asked aloud as she sets her plans down on her desk and begins to search her room for whatever is making that sound. But she'll never find it.

Back with Rin.

"Ok that's enough of that." I say as I clamp her little mouth shut making her give off a muffled squeak. "Now you be a good toy and go back to your box. I'll play with you later." With that I sent her back to her home to chill for a while when I noticed Celestia standing near by and from the fact that she's blushing pink probably heard all of that. With here are Bon-bon and three other ponies I've never seen before and a young dragon in a red cloak.

"Oh great goddess Rin! Goddess of darkness! Please don't eat my soul!" The dragon shouted out as he began groveling at my paws.

"Oh thank mom, he's been doing that to me for the last half hour. Maybe you will have better luck finding out why he's here." Celestia said.

"I'm not going to eat your sou-" I begin to say before the dragon interrupts.

"For I am but a lowly slime ball that doesn't even deserve to grow under your toilet!" He shouted out.

"...ew." I say with a sour face.

"My soul so lowly that to touch it would be like using your mouth to-" He began to say before forced his mouth shut with my magic.

"Finish that sentence and I'll cast a curse on you that will torment you for one thousand years." I warn and he nods his head so fast that his head becomes a blur. "Now, why are you here?" I ask as I let his muzzle go.

"The great goddess Tatonya, goddess of earthquakes and volcanoes has requested your presents in her lair. And this unworthy wyrm has been blessed with the task of delivering this invitation!" He answered. Back in the day Faust would lend me out to the other gods when they had a dark magic problem and while most would treat me like a tool they borrowed Tatonya was very... friendly. More interested in friends to party with than worshipers.

"Ok. Does she still liv-" I started to say but backpedaled as he started licking the floor at my paws. "What is wrong with you!"

"Please get him out of here. Your arrival appears to have reset his groveling and I don't want him to get to the bad stuff again." Celestia said while giving the dragon a disturbed look.

"...Ok I'll just assume she hasn't moved." I say as I pick the dragon up with my magic and create a portal. Once on the other side I'm in a huge temple with statues of Tatonya all over the place. There were several dragons around in the same robes as the guy I dragged through the portal and dropped on the ground though they were considerably more dignified. "Ok now where was, oh there it is." I say as I walk towards a large set of golden doors.

"Yo Tatonya! You call for me?" I shouted out getting the attention of her worshipers in the room that were now looking at me like I just spit on their moms. Before they could do anything though the chamber started to shake and the massive pit in the middle of the room started shooting up a few gushes of magma.

"What did I say about letting that trash in here!?" A deep yet female voice called out as the mountain of scales rose up from the pit. Before I know it a giant hand comes down behind me making a wall before Tatonya brings her muzzle down, takes a deep breath and blows. The force of the wind picks me up and I crash into her hand and am left pressed against it by the force of the wind. No! Not the dragon breath! Over the howls of the wind I can hear the voice of that strange dragon growing more and more distant as he is carried away. Once she stops and I fall to the grown my fur is puffed up again and I get up while giving her a deadpan. Tatonya blinks once. Than twice. "Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Her laughter blows me back against her hand again so I grow myself as big as I can get so I'll be too heavy to use as a kite and am surprised that my max size is now at elder dragon. Still Tatonya is as big as the mountain Canterlot was built on so I can still fit in her hand which closes around me. "Leave us. I wish to speak to my fellow goddess in private." She orders her worshipers who promptly leave.

Using her powers she closes the doors and blast the room with some kind of energy that covers the walls. "That will keep the eavesdroppers from listening in." She said as she lifts me up to her level while using her free hand to grab a huge bottle that was hanging on the wall. Bringing it up to her mouth she pulled a giant cork out with her teeth, spit it out and chugged enough alcohol to make all of Manehattan wake up in a strange place married to someone or something they don't know.

"So... What was with that guy you sent to get me?" I asked her while trying to get comfortable in her clutches..

"Oh him? Dragon greed. He came in here thinking he could steal from my horde without me noticing so I taught him a lesson. I might have overdone it a bit and broke him. Probably should have stopped at the castration." She said calmly like she was talking about the weather. I cringed at that. No matter how nice or friendly a dragon is you never take from their horde what wasn't freely given. "So goddess of darkness hmmm?" She asked with an amused smile.

"That wasn't my idea!" I defend.

"I know. Good thing too because if it wasn't Celestia's idea you would have been destroyed by the other gods by now. Harmony pushed for you to be erased hard." She said with a grin before taking another chug.

"Am I in any danger?" I asked worriedly.

"Oh very much so yes. You have twelve hours to convince Harmony to like you or you're going to die." She answered with a nod and my jaw drops in shock. "Bwahahahahahahaha! Your face! I was just kidding you're fine. But she's pissed you survived that last attack when those guys tried to use her elements."

"...Very funny. You got me." I say with a forced smile.

"Always the good sport with a prank." Tatonya said with a smile. It helps that you could kill me by sneezing. "Now it's been over a thousand years. And I want to have some fun with my old friend. Here have a drink." She said with a huge smile as she brought the tip of the bottle up to my head and tipped in enough so that I can reach it.

"Oh um. I don't know if you've heard but a law was passed that states that I'm not allowed to get drunk so I try to not do it in this world. I did some crazy stuff with my magic back then and I've only gotten stronger." I say sheepishly getting a snort from Tatonya.

"I know I heard the stories. Besides you're not in Equestria anymore so that law doesn't apply. Besides do you know what my favorite thing about you is fuzzball?" She asked with a twinkle of mischief in her eyes as she opened her fingers enough so that she could grab my midsection between her thumb and index finger. "You're a fun drunk." With that I was pushed head first into the bottle and I quickly push my forelegs out to try and stop myself from falling when she let me go but then I felt her giant finger press up against my butt and I was pushed the rest of the way in. I fell screaming up at the finger as it pulled back out of the opening before splashing down into the drink that burned the inside of my nose and throat. Once I broke the surface I coughed and wheezed before looking up at the amused eye looking down at me through the opening.

"he-hay! Let me... Let me out!... Ohhh this is some 'hick' Some strong stuff." I said drunkenly.

"Sure thing." Tatonya said with mirth as her eye moved away and the drink I was in started sloshing around as the bottle tipped over and I could see a dark cave with pink walls in the opening where the current was taking me. Loading, loading, done.

"Ahhhh!" I shouted as I tried to swim away resulting in guzzling down more of the drink. Drunk doggy paddling however can't win against the flow of a river and I was soon moving through a tight hole and landing on a something warm and squishy. Feeling me land on her tongue she stopped her gulping and the flow stopped as the bottle moved away and the light was completely shut out when Tatonya's mouth closed. "Th-this isn't better!" I complain. The cave shakes as the dragoness chuckles before I was crushed against the roof of her mouth and held there as she gulps the drink that was still in her mouth before opening wide and plucking me out and holding me just above her muzzle.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?" Tatonya asked teasingly.

"...boop." I say as I boop her nose.

"Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!" After her laugh she set me down on a smooth platform before chugging again. When I tried to get up my wet paws caused me to slip and fall on my stomach. I blink in confusion for a moment before I get an idea and a large grin appeared on my face.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I cry out as I slide across the marble platform on my tummy. Tatonya chuckles at my antics and stops me with a finger before giving a gentle flick sending me sliding the other way. But it doesn't last as I lose too much moisture from my belly fur which allows me to stick to the floor causing me to tumble for a while. "Hey Tata!" I shout out making Tatonya squirt some of her booze out of her nose at the nickname I had just made up for her. "You know what we should do? We should go adventuring! Let's get out there and have some fun!" I shout out as I create a portal but didn't pick a destination and stumbled into the darkness.

Tatonya looked down at the hole that was too small for her as is disappeared. "Oh... She's loose..." Tatonya thought about this for a moment before bursting out into laughter again.

In a Fallout Equestria universe.

I pop out into a city that looks like a dump filled with ponies. Strangely half of the buildings look like they have been converted into prisons filled with other ponies wearing strange collars. Suddenly everything went quiet as everyone looked up at me with bugged out eyes.

"Keep moving you stupid little bitch! Slaves that disobey get-" The pony that had just walked out of a building dragging a mare wearing socks and a collar had shouting stopped as he looked up and saw me. Slave... Loading, loading, done. Bad ponies! Seeing this injustice in my drunken state I do the first thing that comes to mind to punish the bad ponies. I start singing!

"D is for destruction, you slavers I'll destroy!" As I sang this out I lift up my fore-paws Trixie stile and fall back into a building crushing it. "R for revolution a monster I'll deploy." I focused on a point on the ground and cast my spell creating a ring of fire. The slavers temporarily forgot about me and focused on the potential new threat.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" The red demon was fast asleep so I helped him by bopping him on the head with my giant paw. He snorted as his glowing, yellow eyes opened and he looked up at me. "What?...Wait I've been summoned!" He shouted excitedly as he jumped to his hooves with his staff in hand and bashed it on the ground making it open into a scythe.

"U is for unavoidable, The slavers meet their end!" Understanding the order Horny focused on everyone not wearing a collar and charged forward. This is when the first slaver regained full use of his brain and shot at the charging demon with an assault rifle. The bullets bounced harmlessly off of Horny's skin and before the pony could get away the scythe came at him in an upward swing sinking into his stomach and right out of his back lifting him up into the air. Horny just stood there for a moment bobbing his weapon up and down and enjoying the pained gurgling of his first kill in a long time before it died.

This shocked everyone out of their stupor and they went all out on Horny who swung his scythe like a catapult launching the body into a pegasus pony that was trying to snipe him, before running at a group and with a clean swing got a six for one special. "N is for nerves system, to tell you you're in pain" A griffin garbed a mare by the collar and tried to use her as a meat shield but it wasn't very effective because she was held in front of him and a scythe is normally used to swing from the side. Not that Horny would have cared who he kills but he'll focus on the target he was given before hunting anyone else "K is for karma, we all reap what we sow." An earth pony used some keys to quickly open a cage and lock himself inside without checking what was in it. All too late did he realize that it held no slaves but a deathclaw that was captured for the arena matches. "My name is drunk Rin and I'd like to say...hello."

"Hello." A voice called up and I look at some slaver ponies led by a unicorn pointing some weapons at me, including rocket launchers from a balcony on the next building just under my head. "Now call off the monster or We'll blow your head off." I blink down at this a few times before snickering like a foal.

"Your cutie mark is a doughnut." I said with a snicker.

"It's a target now drop the act! There is now way you can be as drunk as you pretend to be and come up with a song that-" Whatever he was going to say was cut off as I throw up on them. This washes them back inside where one apparently fired a rocket launcher because there was an explosion and that part of the building collapsed. After that I just curled up inside the ruined building and got snugly. What was I doing again? I thought to myself as I smack my lips a few times and realize I had a bad taste in my mouth. Oh. I must have been looking for mouth wash. I get back up and see the commotion going around. Horny was enjoying himself killing a city's worth of slavers and some ponies in ugly rags were helping other ponies in ugly rags get collars off and out of cages. With a shaky paw I snatch up a pony in ugly rags and bring him up to my face.

"Hey buddy. Know where I could find some mouthwash?" I ask and he quickly covers his nose as my breath washes over him.

"A museum?" He guessed aloud. I give him a confused look before picking up a cage and repeating my question to one inside. "That's a deathclaw." The pony in my other paw said with a deadpan.

"It is?" I asked as I took a closer look at the bloody mess inside.

Back in the dungeon. Inside the Zoo.

Crocodile was just finishing feeding the animals when a cage materialized over an empty enclosure and came crashing down smashing open on contact freeing a large horned monster with sharp claws that began running around its new home. Crocodile tilted his head in confusion for a moment before shrugging and throwing live chickens in. "Welcome to your new home. You're just in time for chicken. Even though it looks like you already had something to eat."

Some of Rin's minions that were close by rushed in to see what the noise was about when they saw Rin's latest pet. "Relative of yours?" A black knight asked Claw.

Back with me.

I gently set the pony back down I created a new portal in hopes of completing my quest for mouthwash and jumped in only to come out in a much nicer city that looks like Tokyo only everyone has those bright pony colors. Unlike last time the reaction was immediate and all the little humans started screaming and running into buildings to hide.

"Hmm... Now where is my mouthwash." I ask aloud as I search around until I spot a store. "Hey! I know you have mouthwash in there. Bring me your mouth washes!" I shout into the small building causing the people to start throwing out bottle after bottle.

"Hold it right there evil monster!" Twilight's voice rang out and I look up to see the Equestria girls version of the main six in Sailor Moon co-splay standing on telephone polls. The arrival of the local heroes causes several people to come out and start recording with there phones. "You think you can terrorize these people and steal their...mouth wash?" She asked in confusion so I give her an answer by sharing my breath with them.

"Ewww! Sailor sun just let her take the mouth was!" Rarity complained.

"We can't do that! We need to stop this giant monster before it steals any love energy for the evil queen Chrysalis! For we are the Sailor Scouts and in the name of the sun we will punish you!" Twilight shouted out as she pointed a magic wand at me.

"You know what else you are?" I ask her as I can barely contain my laughter. "You're Standing on telephone polls over people. And you're all wearing skirts!" They all give me confused looks before looking down at the people that had come out to watch.

"...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" They all scream as they all fall down landing upside down causing their skirts to fall open except for Pinkie Pie who landed on her feet.

"I see London I see France!" I sang out making the girls jump to there feet. "You know what they say girls." I say with a grin. "What happens in cosplay, stays on YouTube!" Looking around they saw a lot of guys quickly pushing buttons on their phones in a mad dash to upload what they had just recorded.

"Stop them!" Rarity shouted in a panic causing the others to move quickly to destroy the phones. While this was going on I picked up a bottle of mouthwash and grew it in size before using the entire thing. Sloshing the minty goodness in my mouth before spitting it out in the closest thing I had to a sink on paw. A convertible.

"Thank you." I say with a smile as I cast the conjure gold spell to pay for my mouthwash and create a new portal. Just as I was leaving I could hear the cheer of a nerdy sounding guy proclaiming himself king for his victory before it was drowned out by his screams of pain.

I came out of my portal in what looks like a country side. Grasslands and trees as far as the eye can see with the exception of a dirt road.

"A giant shiny ninetails!" A voice rang out behind me. Turning around I saw Trixie wearing a vest and a red and white hat. She also had a belt on with one pokeball on it. "The great and powerful Trixie is going to capture this pokemon for her team! Get ready to battle! Squirtle I choose you!" She shouted as she tossed a ball out releasing a small turtle.

"I accept your challenge!" I reply as I shrink back down shocking the Trixie. "And for my pokemon I choose Trixie!" I call out creating a portal and bringing my Trixie into this world. "Trixie use psychic!" Both Trixies just looked at me in confusion but trainer Trixie looked like her mind was about to shut down. Sighing I call a time out and pull my Trixie in and whisper into her ear what I want her to do and what the moves mean.

"...You're drunk again aren't you?" Trixie deadpanned. I give her what I'm sure is a winning smile which she takes as a yes and walks back over with a sigh. "Trix, Trixie. Trix, Trix, Trixie." She said in a defeated tone. Unwilling to argue with her drunk boss. At this point trainer Trixie managed to shake herself out of her stupor.

"Now use bubble beam!" Trainer Trixie called out causing the turtle to shoot out a stream of bubbles. Once it hit my Trixie she scrunched up her nose adorably and started waving her fore-hooves in an attempt to keep the bubbles from popping on her face.

"Now use psychic Trixie!" I shouted out and Trixie used her magic to lift the turtle up into the air and smashed it against the ground a few times before letting it go.

"Squirtle no!" Trainer Trixie shouted out in an over dramatic fashion causing my Trixie to raise an eyebrow at her counterpart. "Use water gun!" The water type then spit out blast of water which my Trixie was very motivated to avoid the spit attack.

"Trixie!" My Trixie shouted in a panic as she ran around trying to avoid the water.

"Trixie use doubleteam!" I shout out and Trixie's magic fires up creating illusory clones of herself running around at random. The squirtle stopped its attack to look around in confusion. "Now mega kick!" The Trixies all came in and in a show that would make Applejack proud spun around and gave the small turtle a swift buck sending it flying a short distance and face planting. Shakily the squirtle got up again before falling backwards. Its eyes replaced with swirls.

"Squirtle return!" Trainer Trixie called out as she hit the little water type with the beam of her ball. I almost snort when trainer Trixie pulled out a pokiedex and tried to scan her counterpart.

"No data found." The robotic voice answered back. Trainer Trixie blinked a few times as her brain caught up to what just happened. In the excitement of the battle she had been running on autopilot.

"Hey! The great and powerful Trixie doesn't know what tricks you're pulling but you will be Trixie's!" Trainer Trixie shouted out as she threw a pokeball at me. However my Trixie used her magic to stop the ball mid air and sent it flying back at her counterpart and smacking her in the face with it. The pokeball opened wide on impact and turned Trainer Trixie into red energy and sucks her in while leaving all of her things behind. Everything fell to the ground and the pokeball that had just captured Trixie wiggled around once, twice, three times, 'click!' I stumble over and pick up the pokeball and raise it over my head dramatically.

"I just caught, a Trixie!" I call out happily.

"Great...Can we go home now?" My Trixie asked. I was about to answer when something shiny caught my eye.

"Oh shiny! I want it!" I shout as I look longingly at the object on the ground behind the tiny bush. "Trixie use cut!" I command pointing at the bush.

"Trixie has no cutting spells." Trixie said.

"But I want that shiny thing! If you can't use cut I'll catch a pokemon that can!" I proclaim as I pick up the bag of empty pokeballs that the Trixie I just caught dropped.

"Or...You could walk around the bush. There's plenty of room." Trixie said as she walked in a circle around the bush to prove her point.

"No I need to use cut to get through! Come Trixie we start our pokemon journey! For the shiny thing!" I call out as I march down the road.

"Wait no! Look Trixie has the shiny...whatever this thing is here just please let's go!" Trixie shouted before groaning, grabbing the ball with the small turtle in it and giving chase.

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"Wooo Now let's get the shiny!" I call out as I send out a pokeball to free my bellsprout. "Now use cut!" I order and the pokemon cut the bush in two. "Hey where is the shiny?" I asked sadly as I searched the ground.

"Trixie has been trying to tell you for the last three hours Trixie already got it!" Trixie yelled at me as she dropped the discarded bottle cap on the ground at my paws.

"Really? I could have sworn you were just screaming loudly." I say with my head cocked to the side.

"Of course Trixie was screaming! In those three hours You've managed to turn a city into a city of the undead by blasting an entire graveyard with your magic. You've started some kind of revolution where some of those monsters are catching ponies now. Oh and speaking of those monsters every bucking time you saw one you made me fight it screaming about XP!" Trixie shouted angrily before taking in a deep calming breath. "Just...lets just go. Please." Trixie asked while hitting me with puppy eyes.

"Oh ok." I say as I return my bellsprout and create a portal.

Once we came up through the portal We were surrounded by mountains and a well crafted stone city off in the distance.

"...We're not in our world right now are we?" Trixie asked with a deadpan. Before I could answer we heard the sound of a kid screaming nearby and we quickly jumped into action. We soon found what looks like a short and stout boy with fire red hair being attacked by what looks like goblins. Moving fast I cast the Swarm spell creating a swarm of angry bees to distract the little green monsters while Trixie and I get close.

"Run kid we'll handle this! I proclaim as I use the turncoat spell on the goblin with the nastiest looking weapon who then turned on his comrades and attacked. Trixie took this time to pick up the weapons the goblins dropped and started knocking them out from a safe distance with the blunt parts. It didn't take long for the remaining goblins to decide they didn't want to stick around and took off running. "Come on Trixie let's loot the bodies!" I shout out as I start digging through the pouches on each goblin. While I was doing this I could hear the sound of armored boots running our way and turned to see a group of dwarves in armor wielding comically large war hammers and battle axes moving in to surround us.

"That's them dad." The boy from before said from behind one of the dwarves. That very dwarf marched forward and looked me right in the eye.

"So you're the one that saved me boy?" He asked gruffly through his thick beard. Taking his eyes off me for a moment to glance at the downed goblins.

"Yep!" I say as I grab Trixie and pull her into a hug.

"It was no problem." Trixie said from my clutches. The dwarf nodded and gave the two of us a crushing hug.

"Come! We need to thank our new friends with a true dwarven welcome!" The dwarf called out getting a cheer from the other. While some stayed behind to make sure that the goblins were dead Trixie and I were carried into the city and into a large hall that looks like it was built for the soul purpose of throwing parties and food was already being placed.

"These guys work almost as fast as the pink one." Trixie said as she looks around. "Oh well this is fine. You're getting more and more sensible as time goes on. We can wait here while you finish sobering up... Rin. What are you drinking?" Trixie asked me as I gulp down from the barrel with dwarves around the room cheering me on. One of the dwarves turned to Trixie with a huge smile on his face before answering.

"Dwarven Ale!"

Author's Notes:

Just thought I would give a real demonstration as to why the Rin can't get drunk law was passed.