"Mmm...no...no don't... DUCKY!" I shout out in fear as I shoot up in bed and force a squeak out of Squeaky with a crushing hug as I hold her tight.

"You have issues." Squeaky said up to me, giving me an idea to help calm myself down. I take her in my paws and give her a squeeze and give a small smile as she lets out a squeak. I then repeat the process again and again until I'm fully calmed down. "Feel better?" Squeaky asked me as she squirmed in my paws in an attempt to get more comfortable. Look at her helplessly squirming in my paws. I bet she would feel amazing trapped in my- My thoughts screech to a stop as I shake my head. Where did that come from?

"Yes I'm fine." I answer as I stretch then I put her away and locked her in her dollhouse. I climb out of bed but stop when I step on something and look down to see a book that sends a message into my mind through the contact.

“I am the Tactician Robin, wielder of the Levin blade and master of the Arcane! I am the greatest strategist the world has ever known, able to lead those to victory despite all odds! Should you have need of my knowledge, write within this book your plight and I shall know of it! Should your cause be worthy, you will have my help!”

He might be fun to play some RTS games with. Hmmm... I'm going to troll him. I think to myself as I open the book and start writing some of the recent events in my life as if I was writing a diary to see how he would react.

Dear Diary

I decided to start a diary today. First of all I got a new puppy! I named her Sasha. Celly and Lulu gave it to me as an I'm sorry for putting a magic suppressing collar on your neck, tying you up, putting a muzzle on you and dragging you to a coronation and forcing you to become a princess present. She is very slobbery but very playful and adorable! She even played fetch with Celestia but I have a suspicion that Celly doesn't like being grabbed out of the air or being inside of a dog's mouth as she didn't look like she was having fun sitting there covered in dog drool.

Celestia also wants me to stop putting curses on the noble's and making the disembodied voice of Morgan Freeman narrate their lives. Honestly it's not like I hurt any of them and the curses were temporary so what's wrong with punishing a greedy noble for trying to trick me into giving them full access to the treasury?

Also I was summoned by another displaced recently who was a dark side user from star wars. He wanted to meet me because I'm of the darkness myself but he was put off by my necromancy and seemed a bit extreme so I'll have to wait and see how he turns out before I call him friend. Speaking of which I'm seeing a pattern here. The only displaced I've summoned or have been summoned by have been displaced as characters that were villains.

Regardless of who they get displaced as it's good to have friends. Especially seeing that like other displaced out there I'm being attacked by the type of enemies the character I was displaced as would fight and they're not stupid. They haven't used the same tactic twice and they are well trained and equipped so they're giving us some trouble. They also seem to have some strange characters in their ranks. The first boss fight was against a guy in nothing but a pink diaper with glitter on it that looked like it was used by a small child for arts and crafts. He was so overweight that he could roll himself around like a ball and had such a disregard for personal hygiene that he had some kind of fungus growing between the folds of his fat and he fought by trying to do attacks from different anime characters without their powers.

I guess I should be going now as I have work to do and need to get back at Luna for giving me the rubber ducky nightmare.

-Rin

"It's funny because it's true." I say as I close the book and set it aside to check for an update later before I walk out of my room and down the hall where I bump into Octavia who is distracted, watching the tiny changelings as they scuttle about inside the toy city inside the large tank. My attention however was drawn somewhere else. Look at that juicy, succulent rump. I just want to sink my teeth...Ok, why am I so horny? I quickly regain focus when I relies that Octavia is talking to me.

"I'm sorry?" I ask in an apologetic tone.

"I asked if you smelled something strange...are you alright?" She asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes I'm fine. And as a vampire you have a much more powerful sense of smell so you will smell many new things for a while still.

"Yes I noticed." She said as her muzzle scrunched up in disgust. "I can't understand how Vinyl can stand the smells she makes. I had to wash her by force in that strange solution. I wish clean water didn't hurt like it did but a lady must keep up with personal hygiene." Forcefully wash? Wet lesbian vampires wrestling in the bath- NO! Bad brain! "Anyways I'm glad I caught you. There is something I wish to discuss with you." Octavia said to me.

"Alright, walk and talk with me." I say as I continue on my way to feed and have some morning playtime with Sasha.

"Well, it's about the training Vinyl has been giving me. I am getting stronger but I'm not really the brawling type and I was wondering if I could get some other kind of training for a different role?"

"And what do you want to do?" I ask.

"I don't know, something that would keep me away from any battles." She said nervously.

"Hmmm, Would you prefer to be a sniper? You would hide and use a long range weapon to attack while staying away from the action." I say as I think about another vampire girl from an anime. I could call up handsome Jack's company and get her a large, heavy sniper rifle custom built to fire special ammo.

"Yes! I could do that!" She said with a look of relief on her face.

"Alright, I'll arrange to get you a sniping weapon and then you can switch to 75% sniper training but I still want you to train as normal till then and 25% of the melee training after you start your new training because I want you to be able to defend yourself should you be found." I tell her as we enter Sasha's room. I tend to the dog doo sending it away through a portal. I then use my 'hand of evil' to collect a large number of chickens and dumped them into her food dish. With that done I clean her water dish and refill it with fresh water.

"Sasha! Come get your num nums!" At my call Sasha's heads shoots up and she hops out of her giant doggy bed. She runs up to her bowls and sticks her heads into the food dish and just starts inhaling her meal. In no time she is washing them down with a drink of water and then runs over to me scaring Octavia causing her to duck behind me. When she gets to me I can still hear the panicked clucking of the chickens she failed to chew in her haste coming from inside her. Sasha gives me the standard greeting of covering me in her slobbers before I push her away.

"Alright, alright, calm down. I have time for one game, go pick a toy girl!" I say causing her to run over to the giant dog toys I created for her and return with the rope in her mouth. "Tug of war? Alright, let's go." I say as I walk up and wrap my tails around one end and we start pulling. Though I was cheating and my tails wrapping around my end were hiding the magical grasp I had on the rope and using it I walked around the room while pulling Sasha around like a sled. I smile at the dropped jaw of Octavia before she shook herself out of it and left the room.

My merry morning stroll with my dog around the room was interrupted when a shadow seeped up through the ground and pulled out a soul cage as it took the shape of Nightmare with a huge grin.

"Have fun hunting your prey?" I ask getting a happy nod from her. "Good, now lets see what you brought me." I say as I pull the ghost from the soul cage.

"Un-hoof me beast! Do you know who I am?! I am the prince of darkness! Raise my ire and I will consume your soul!" The ghost shouts in rage as he thrashes about in an attempt to get free from my paws.

"That's strange considering my royal title is princess of darkness." I say with a deadpan. This guy is way to weak to be making such boasts. He stopped and gave me a strange look at my words before looking up at the giant three headed dog still trying to pull the rope away but I was still keeping it anchored with my magic. He then looked over at Nightmare who was leaning in with a look of anticipation for his reaction. He then looked around and saw that he was underground and his mind gave him a conclusion based on the evidence before him.

"I'M IN TARTARUS!" He shouts in panic as his eyes widen into saucers. "You don't understand it was all for my research! And the curse was a just punishment for my murder! All of the ones who died from it were evil I swear! And I'm sure the children in that family would have grown up to be door to door sales ponies so I did nothing wrong! I don't belong here you must believe me!" He begged as he redoubled his efforts to escape me.

"What were your exact words?" I asked in an even tone causing him to freeze and stare at me. "Raise my ire and I will consume your soul?" I quoted causing him to become even more panicked but before he could do anything I chomped down on him. Thanks to the spells I'm using to do this he can feel my sharp teeth sink into him as I began chewing, causing him to wail in agony before I swallowed. Nightmare flew under me and pressed her head to my stomach to enjoy the screaming. I shake my head at this before bringing him back up. I was disappointed at how little power he had. Figuring he might know something interesting I dig into his mind but again am disappointed. This guy is just an amateur.

"How disappointing, you have nothing of value to offer. Now what am I going to do with you?" I ask aloud.

"Please let me go! I'll do anything you want. I'll be your devoted servant and use my powers in your name!" He pleaded, obviously not realizing that I've already taken his magic. I just shake my head as I come to a decision and begin my spell to force him into the afterlife, whatever he brought on himself. His panic grew as red hot chains rose up from the ground and he screamed in pain as the burning shackles clamped into his neck and legs and his screams was enough to turn blood to ice as he was dragged to his eternity. It would have been kinder to just digest him or to feed him to Sasha but I understand that fully digesting souls comes with horrible consequences. I feel sick about what just happened as is common when witnessing someone getting dragged to their damnation but I'm sure I'll get over it after awhile. Especially seeing my brain refuses to think straight as I find my mind wandering to chains and their uses causing me to shake my head again. What is with me!? I haven't been this bad since the last time I was... My eyes widened as it hit me. It's been so long thanks to the stoning that I had forgotten about it.

"I'm in heat." I groan at the realization. Well there is only one thing to do in this situation...

On my way to my room I stopped by the torture chamber where my changelings were playing with the tools and gave the secret password to let them know what I wanted them to do.

“I’m horny.” The reaction was immediate as with a massive green blaze the room was now full of female, humane, supermodels who jumped up excitedly and ran over to me where I picked them up in my magic and took them to my room. Not much of a code word but I would have gotten the same reaction if I said I wanted a sandwich. I dumped all of them on my bed before locking the door. No one is leaving until I let them when I’m no longer in heat...in a few days. I walk over to the bed and dived right in.

One week later.

I lean back in my bed with a pipe in my mouth that would occasionally blow bubbles. “Finally, it's over. I hate going into heat it's so hard to control myself.” I say to no one in particular as all twenty changelings, most of which were passed out in the pile I was laying on. One changeling moaned and purred happily as she rubbed her tummy with joy in her eyes. I gave her a questioning look to which she responds to by snuggling up to me.

"Oh mistress. That was amazing. Your flexibility, your energy, your savagery! We never collected so much love in such a short time before. And so creative in using the former queen like that and the way you used that token!" She said sleepily as she rubbed her face into my chest fur.

"Wait token? I used a displaced token as a toy? Which one?" I asked her to which she answered by moving a bit and showing me that she had been sitting on the sleeping face of Asphyxious in his human form. My eyes twitch before I pull him out of the pile only getting a mumble from the exhausted. "Asphyxious our contract is complete." I whispered causing him to be sucked into a portal without waking. "I swear if he took advantage of me!" I say getting a snort from another changeling.

"No worries mistress he never touched you though not from a lack of trying. You beat him off every time." Another changeling said from between my legs.

"Oh good." I say with relief as I lean back into what I'm using as a pillow though I'm not sure what part of the changeling under me it is.

"But the rest of us are pregnant!" The first changeling said causing my eyes to widen. Changeling queens can have up to fifty eggs in one go but the average ones can have up to ten so with all twenty of them pregnant that's around two hundred babies! Between my exhaustion and shock I passed out.