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Metal Gear Silver By The_Black_Knight
Streaker(s) Silverspoon age 18 EQG

Hello there reader. I know you're there, and I am going to tell you one of the worst and oddly best experiences I've had. Before I begin, let's start with a little backstory. If Deadpool did it and made billions I can too. Now it started a few months back in the middle of winter. It had been several months since me and Diamond broke up as friends. She had left me after I teamed up with Apple bloom, and her friends to get revenge on her. I've always hated that women. Always one step above everyone else. Needless to say her little streak brought her back down to earth. But I digress. It finally took my dad six years to realize I was in the wrong crowd working with ponies who would throw you on the sidelines when you weren't needed and would bitch at you for it anyways. I had lost my sense of humility and self discipline. But more importantly my independence. So my dad did the one thing any normal parent would do to fix that. Send his daughter to a two month boot camp. Get straighten out and all that happy jazz.

I of course argued with him,"But daddy... it's my senior year..." I would cry in hopes of getting him to change his mind. He was tough as nails, brutal and over all an arrogant prick. My father was always one step ahead of Diamond's father. What made Filthy millions made my father billions. My father built his empire from the ground up, and her Father inherited a small loan of a million dollars to start his empire. There's another reason she hated me. What she doesn't know is that I'm a huge nerd. I read comic books, play video games, watch anime, watch TV, and do monthly charity live streams. I've broken many video game records. I had a pretty good life. Then she showed up, and for once I wanted more than a high score. I wanted power, like any king would have in chess. I know you're asking if I come from a billionaire family; Why am I not at private school like Crystal Prep with more power to spend. Granted the lunch would be better and the course material would be more applicable. But my Father loves me. And I'm at the age where I can make whatever choices I want, some of which are not the best. cough cough Diamond. So I insisted on the public school life. For better or for worse.

He knows I'm not perfect, and he knows what kind of life I want to live. Besides he's got other children to run the company when he retires. As for Boot Camp, I had planned on joining the armed forces as a last ditch effort to get away from the business industry. To be honest I hate my father's company. His company is nothing more than a stock market. Just thinking about that stuff would put even Twilight to sleep. So If gaming failed because half-life 3 never comes out, then I have the marines. I of course when I was sent off to camp. I was not expecting to go north up one hundred kilometers off pome, Coltlaska. Like I never expected to board a plane and head there. There below forty as considered a warm day. When I had gotten off the plane and headed to my quarters my hopes were soon shot in the heart by a sniper. I had to share a room with Diamond... that women had stung me, used me, and thrown me to the side. After I watched her enjoy tormenting Sweetie Belle, and her friends I had to change my ways before it was too late.
"I don't want any bad blood between us Diamond. Why don't we start off just like we met for the very first time." She declined the offer swatting my hand wanting to go for a handshake
"Fancy meeting you here. My daddy sent me here because I'm a and I quote" Uncontrollable whoring bitch that deserves to get kicked in the teeth, and left for dead for the worms to feast on. That's all Diamond is good for... Worm food." Her eyes had a fire in them that I could never figure out. I was much stronger than her. I was the only person in Canterlot High school history to break records for both throwing events and running events. So far at least. She knew not to mess with me. In our golden age of tyranny she was the brains and I was the muscle.

"Well your father's right for once. I've never met a women with such nerve. Now if you want to survive boot camp I suggest you shut the hell up, and listen to me and more importantly your drill instructor. I swear to god if you pull anything funny I'll know and I will feed you to the bears!" I had turned the other way and had laid down for some sleep. I knew I would wake up in four in the morning to start with basic training. Perhaps a hike to start things off. I soon fell asleep, and woke up the next morning. I woke to the sound of the door being kicked open. My first instinct was to jump out of bed and salute my higher up. She was serious in her work and she was quite a scary lady. She had a series of war scars on her. Half of her face was peppered like a landmine, I later found out she took a shotgun blast to the face. She also had three claw marks across her eye-patched face. She ended up getting in a fight with a grizzly bear. She won, but she lost an eye. Many of other cadets feared her. She was quite cynical and brutal with her method of training. If she asked you to survive the wilderness naked, and fight a bear. You sure as hell stripped down and returned to camp with a bear carcass. She opened her mouth and started her introduction

"ALRIGHT YOU POOP NOBBLERS. I DON'T WANT NO SCREWING AROUND FROM YOU BATCH OF MEAT TOSSERS!!!... LAST GROUP THOUGHT ID BE FUNNY TO SHOVE A CORN COB UP A TRAINEE'S BUNGHOLE... AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED...they were asked to leave politely, and. IT WAS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE." She had finished her introduction and walked up to Diamond. "Alright muffin top, What's your story?" She looked into diamonds eyes almost cutting through them with her mean glare. She was expecting some sort of snobbish response.

"Oh well my name's Diamond Tiara from Canterlot, and after I ace this academy I plan on joining the military police." She looked back into the women's mean glare. Diamond's eyes dilated to a pinpoint dot as she had never seen such a scary thing in her life. She turned her head the other way as the instructor spoke up.

"Wow... It seems like you have a good head on your shoulders..." She paused for a moment. She wanted Diamond to reply.

"Well thank you so mu-"Diamond was cut off as the Sergeant headbutted diamond so hard there was an audible crunch and she fell to the ground crying in pain holding where she got hit. She groaned as she felt as though she had been hit by a sledgehammer."WELL SWEET JOLLY FUCKING RANCHERS I BET YOUR MOM WISHES SHE HAD SWALLOWED YOU!" She grabbed Diamond by her head and held her my her hair with her thumbs on her eyes. She threw Diamond on the ground and walked around the room.

"NOW LISTEN UP YOU DOUBLE DECKERED PIG FARTS. YOU DON'T JOIN THE MILITARY POLICE UNTIL AFTER YOU PULL YOUR HEAD... OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!! GIRLS YOU THINK THIS IS THE HAREM OF THE DEAD YOU SHRIMP DICK FUCK NUGGETS!! IF YOU CAN'T EVEN PULL A PROTRACTOR OUT OF YOUR SLOT, AND TURN YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER BEING HERE." She paused for a moment looking around the room. She was never in a good mood. One slip up could bring any amount of danger." YOU CAN THANK HER LATER LADIES...FOR THE TIME BEING YOU'LL BE RUNNING A HIKE!! SIXTY POUNDS OF ROCKS ON YOUR BACK SIX MILES... BE BACK IN ONE HOUR." I grabbed my bag of equipment and began running in the snow. I was used to the weight no problem I am after all the only one that does shit on my own in my mansion. I was no means ready for the cold. It burned like millions of little bee's stinging at your exposed flesh. I guess this was to get you used to extreme environments. Sooner or later they expect you to be all IDGAF about the cold. I'd never imagine the day I'd be running in the wild in a pair of panties, and a thin t-shirt. I finished in my run in due time I had waited outside for the others to finish. Diamond was dead last and she was indeed dead when she finished. She gasped for air, she had been shaking like crazy from the cold and she had taken forever to finish. Needless to say our instructor wasn't so pleased...
As time moved on we had gotten more attuned to the cold and the extreme conditions of our training. As for our final test. There was no telling what we'd do. Some would practice a hostage crises, some did interrogations, others had to shoot a targets from miles away. I however was given the most difficult, perhaps due to my already superb performance, they had given me the Naked Snake Mission. the rules were I was only given a paintball gun, blue for tranquilizers red for real ammunition. I had to survive the wilderness for three days with only the very necessary supplies. I was in enemy territory, I had a hostage to escort, and destroy a nuclear missile all of which is just staged and pretend but they made it seem real.

Sadly however there was a reason why they called it the Naked Snake. I had to complete all of those mission objectives. All without a stitch of clothing, and for extra measure they have someone keep an eye on you so you don't cheat. With my luck that person had to be Diamond, she would also play the role of the villain. I sighed getting ready for the mission. I was no means ashamed of my body. My mother had raised me to be proud of the women I am, even if I am well endowed with G cup breasts and a thick ass and a figure that puts Celestia's to shame. I removed my normal boot camp attire, first the boots, socks, then the pants and t-shirt. I shivered a bit as it had been windy for the day and the closet was considered an outside room. meaning the frigid air would sneak it's way into the room. I ignored it and removed my undergarments. I would be fifty kilometers away from any source of warmth or clothing. Thought to prevent any death by extreme cold they injected me with an anti-freezing agent. This would not keep me from feeling the cold. It just kept my body temperature up. You're the reader you should come to these conclusions on your own!!

I had walked out to my quarters were Diamond was waiting for me."My my I never knew you had such a lovely figure. I can't wait for the moment you decide to cheat." She laughed. to herself expecting some sort of response to me. She never got one. I chose to ignore her for obvious reasons. The only other thing I heard from anyone was.

"Damn girl you make my Snake solid. You can be my snake eater" Me and Diamond gave the boy a deathly stare. To further the reality of the mission I had boarded a plane and got suited up in a parachute. I would skydive in one hour and head west into "enemy territory." which was just an extended piece of the boot camp. I was in another country, All I knew was that It was called Siberia Buckssia. I stood up and saw the cockpit door open. I was to jump in five minutes. I can't describe the feeling even to this day but I was excited. Not sexually of course I was deathly scared, and yet oddly excited. I've always wanted to go on a mission like in those spy movies. But I guess that day will have to wait. This is just for a grade. No real danger, no one dies, no martinis shaken not stirred.

"You got two minutes Silver." I hear the intercom counting down the time I did a last minute check to see if I had everything I needed. My parachute was ready, My paintball gun was loaded, I had ran through the mission briefing in my head. I would get reminders and any advice I needed from some friends I made back home at camp. They would help me with medical advice and anything else I might need. "One minute Silver prepare to jump." I was reminded I looked down into the sky. It was currently night time. above all the snow clouds I could see the moon. It was a lovely night. My body had protested at the loss of their only shielding from the weather. I had nothing to lose. I leaned down and waited."You are clear for take off Silver." I leaned further and jumped out of the plane. I had free fallen face down as the frigid air around me blasted my face with an unimaginable cold. As of now I had been free falling for a minute and a half. I descended further back down onto the earth I had gotten ready for the second stage of skydiving. when I reached five thousand feet I deployed my parachute.

I had a sudden push of air knocking me back a few hundred feet into the air. I was now gliding down the air into a taiga forest. When I reached around fifty feet from the ground I let my parachute loose and landed on the ground letting the snow break most of the fall. I looked around the area. I got a call from home base."Okay Silver you're one kilometer west where the hostage is held. Your COA is up to you, you will have to hunt and look for supplies on your own. Good luck." The call ended and i started heading east I looked around for any signs of danger. I held my gun in my right hand. At this point I got used to the cold, the howling wind didn't bother me. By the time I had reached where my target was held I observed the area. There were at least ten guards with some heavy firepower. I wasn't worried about getting shot. I was more worried about any stallion seeing my body. I guess this helps you be extra careful in these kinds of situations. I however wasn't going to worry about covering my assets. It would only slow me down. And so what if some guy saw my naked body. It might be the most those sick perverts get.

I used the snow to my advantage and crawled around toward my target taking one guard out at a time. When all of them were knocked out I walked into the cell where the prisoner was held. To my relief the hostage was a female. I removed the duct tape from her mouth and untied the ropes that held her to a support beam."Thank god you showed up. I thought anyone would show up. But I'd never expect them to send a naked soldier." The women stayed by my side as I escorted her out. When we were far enough from the building I talked to her.

"So you were the one who designed the nuke?" I asked

"Yes I am the one who designed the sword of Damocles" She replied

"How do I stop it?" I asked slightly angry

"You need three keys. I added a fail safe should it ever fall into the wrong hands. You'll find the keys in the case where the launch code is at. You see you have to input the launch code. Set it for one minute, and input the three keys in. This will trigger the fail safe feature of the nuke and from there you can dismantle the explosive. All you need it to worry about preventing it from launching. Once it's been disabled it won't be able to launch. You will find the nuke at silo C2. That silo is quite a hike from here. About forty five kilometers north from here. And do be on the hunt. Once they realize I'm gone they'll know someone is here and hunt for me and you. I'll try my best to help you out." The two of us went our separate ways. I headed north. But stopped by a nearby river. I drank from it and continued along my journey. I needed to find a place to sleep. I looked for a promising tree. Climbed said tree and laid on a rather sturdy branch. I fell asleep. By next morning it the sun was barely beginning to rise. The snow was due to come at some point meaning I had to hurry towards the silo, or else I'd be buried alive by the snow. I jumped off the tree branch landing into a soft pile of snow. Today was day two. I had one day... well technically two since today started to finish my mission. If all goes well I'll finish by today. I continued heading northward toward the silo. I was in need of a meal if I were to have any energy. I gave a quick call to my medical expert.

"Hey do you know if there are any edible plants in the Taiga?" I asked unsure of the fauna or flora around this area.

"Well if you can find a water source like a river or a like you could find cattail roots. Those will provide you with some starch.And if you dig a little bit into those trees you could find some ants for protein. And if you're really lucky you can find some turnips, and wild onions along those tree's as well. I'm sure those sound better than any soup right now."
"Is that it?" I continued.

"Well... you could also try fishing. But you'll run the risk of attracting wolves and bears, plus you'd have to create a fire to cook it. So herbs and insects are your best sources of food for now. Oh and if you're not sure if it's poisonous or allergic to it, break a piece off of it, and rub it on your skin." The medic ended the call I looked for the river I had drank from the night before. I looked for any signs of cattails or ant plies. I followed the river as it happened to flow northward. I heard two guys talking. They were heading my way, I hid in a nearby bush and eavesdropped on their conversation." They seemed to be following the river two

"So I hear there's this naked girl sneaking around. Bro I swear I saw her around these parts. She was sleeping on a tree when I last saw her."

"Why didn't you get her? you know she's the enemy. She could be anywhere for all we know. I'm sure you were seeing things again." At this point my heart started to race. The guards were already perusing me. Meaning finding shelter would be much harder as now they were on the hunt. Soon before you know it they might burn this whole forest down to draw me out of hiding."Well in any case we'll call this women the Naked Snake." They both laughed at their own joke and continued walking. I crawled out of the bush and shot both of them in the head with the tranquilizer paintball gun. They both fell to the ground. I searched their bags for any rations. I found a small can of ham and eggs which I cracked it open eating it right out of the can. I also took a canteen of water, and one of their weapons for safe measure. When my meal was finished I decided it may be better to walk along the river since it flowed in the way I needed, plus It made a good quick hiding spot.

By the time noon had hit I finally made it to the Silo. Excited to finish the mission I forgot the basics of stealth. And there Is when I finally made my first mistake. As I walked freely toward it I stepped on a branch causing a large crunching sound that alerted all of the guards in my vision. I knew I could not get myself out of this situation. I blushed knowing they could see my lady bits. Someone of them wolf whistled, and that only alerted more guards to come my way. I put my weapon down and they knocked me out using the butt of someone's gun. I fell as my whole world went black. I came to for a unknown amount of time later. I was tied to a table and I could hear Diamond talking to someone.

"Yes the arrangements are all set. The Missile carrying Silver's nudes will be launched to Canterlot City. There it will release it's package in mid air making it rain photos of Silver. If that fails we can upload them to the internet. I know every guy in Canterlot Highschool and crystal prep watches porn at this website." She handed her accomplice a piece of paper. Post the photos there and everyone will see Silver Spoon in the nude on the hottest hits. It's the perfect revenge plan for what she did to me. I can never live down being on national television baring it all. So Silver Spoon may be seen world wide." Diamond looked at me. "Oh it looks like our guest is awake. Please be kind to her. "She looked at me with that same glare again.

"So you want revenge is that it. You know a punch to the gut is also a good idea. But I have an iron stomach so maybe not a good idea for your complexion." I got smart with her. I was never really known for being the smartest. But I was hard to break in arguments.

"Oh shut up Silver. You know full well how this will turn out. I have made arrangements for you when you get home. A little buddy of mine at camp has taken it upon herself to personally use your clothing as kindling for fire. Meaning you'll have to streak from the airport all the way to your house. You think my streak was bad. Yours will be much worse. I hear many are coming to see you when you get home. Even Principal Celestia. Besides that missile is on it's way toward Canterlot City right about now and all your nudes you've sent to many guys will be seen to the public. You failed your mission. Game Over" She finished seeming to get her revenge plan all sorted out."Once they know you failed your mission they'll ship you back home. I declare CheckMate." Diamond like the Bond villain she was at this point. All that was missing was the accent.

"I think you're taking this too far. I simply gave you what you had coming. Sure I helped out but you needed a kick to the teeth and get thrown off your high horse." I replied knowing there was no changing her mind. Now I was scared for my life. I didn't want everyone to see my like this. I'm lucky my mom and dad and siblings are all on vacation right now not having to deal with their black sheep of the family. Meaning when I get home I would be greeted only by a cleaning lady. I could just bribe her not to say a thing. I still had a mission to finish as well.

When I had nothing else to say I was moved to a prison cell. There my only ration was a bottle of ketchup, Courtesy of that Women who designed the nuke. She gave it to me when no one was looking. When no one was looking again I broke the bottle and laid on top of it to make it look like I was bleeding, and that needed medical attention. A guard came in stunned and I jumped up at him and knocked him out. I took his weapon and gathered my stuff in the other room. Now my only mission was to find a way back to camp. Since I did fail it they were going to take me back via plane. I met them on the runway and they took me back to camp. There I got yelled at for not finishing on time and failing like a complete loser. Diamond was right about her plan though. All of my clothes had been used for kindling. For the most part until I had the privacy of an airplane I had covered myself. l would be traveling back to Canterlot in an hour or so. There my second streak for the month would be taking place.

I was aired back to Canterlot and when I stepped out. I heard a loud gasp from everyone as they saw a completely naked Silver Spoon. I saw a giant flash as cameras were everywhere. I of course tried running but I feel down the stars and everyone had a good look at my assets.

Principal Celestia and her younger sister Vice principal Luna both shrieked yelling at the perverts who tried to look at me. Celestia was oddly satisfied by the way I looked. I would never find out why. I regained my footing and began running out of the way. I'll have to thank my father later. Those daily hikes made me run much faster for much longer. I could even outrun people on their bikes. But I realized that I would soon run out of breath. As I did I stopped in an alleyway full of shady looking teenagers."Yo boys check this out. We got the Naked Snake in front of us. Now you really do make my snake solid." Everyone else jeered, him at the cringe worthy pick up line I however punched that man in the throat followed by a jab to his rib cage. I continued running now having adrenaline pumping into my bloodstream.

I was barely making my way into the heart of the city. When I realized I should apply more into what I learned during camp. Like how to sneak around. I crawled under cars, hid in trash cans, and hide in bushes. It was a little hard for me since I was so tired. But I just had to keep running until I reached home. I tripped a few times here and there. But I continued. I took a shortcut to Canterlot High school. There I could take a break to catch my breath. When I arrived there I stopped by the football stadium and hid in the bleachers. I hid there for a good thirty minutes. My legs were sore, my throat was killing me, my lungs had been heaving, and I'm sure my bare ass was red and stinging from all the spanks I've received. I got up and looked around looking for the best route. It seems I would have to cut through a public park, knowing there were drunk teens there I opted to take the longer route meaning I'd have to go through Applejack's farm. I ran through the acres upon acres of apple tree's. I heard something coming toward me , I ran but it caught up to me. A pig had tackled me and started licking me. I soon heard AppleJack yelling.

"God Damn it Napoleon!! Get off that poor women before I-" She paused realizing the absurdity of the moment." I feel like ah've been here have we been here before...? I have the sudden feeling of Deja vu..." She helped me get the pig off of me and I ran off. I reached the end of the orchard of tree. I cut through the woods. I had an awkward encounter with Fluttershy who happens to be a closet nudist, skinny dipping in a lake in the privacy of the night. I went through the Hick part of town seeing many drunks who hit on me, spanked me and some even got a few photos of me. And before I knew it I reached the long hike the middle class Neighborhood was. I never realized how large this place is until I had to walk. I arrived back around noon and it was almost midnight at this point. And to make all the matters worse It decides to rain. Like heavy rain rain.

Now I had to slow my pace or I'd run the risk of cracking my skull slipping on the road. It was night. No one was really out at this time so I hadn't had much to worry about. When I reached my neighborhood later on. I ran toward my house running at the front door and hoping to god my parents would not know of this. A maid opened the door." One thousand dollars, and a week vacation. You never saw a thing." She nodded as I ran into my room. I dried myself with a towel, I put on a set of clothes feeling protected in them for the first time in a long time. Before I fell asleep I got a call from my father. Of all times he could call.

"Do you mind telling me why you are on a porn site, and why the news says your "nudes" were raining down everywhere. You know what When I get home you are getting a serious punishment. It seems boot camp wasn't enough for you. Perhaps I will send you to a business college. That's right I'll do that. Then you'll really suffer and you'll know the power of a good work ethic , and the dangers of being a whore." I had always thought the missile thing was just a joke. But I guess Diamond was serious about getting as much revenge on me as she could. I have to give her props on some creativity. But I know someone else will streak around the school or the city and I'll be forgotten about. I mean it's quite a common occurrence in the past school year. Well with that thinking it would be like me getting hit by a car and my mom saying' it's okay I have other kids.' Oh well, plus not many people dare to mess with me.

"Well fuck you dad, I'm not going into your shitty business anyways. Just wait until I leave for college." The call ended there and I fell asleep. By the time I had to return to school it was already the start of the spring semester. I didn't miss much. A couple a guys recognized me. Especially the one I throat punched a few days back.

"Oh fuck it's the Naked Snake. Oh FUCK IT'S THE NAKED SNAKE!!" that man ran of with his tail between his legs. Clearly he was scared of me. As everyone else was. They knew that I came back from boot camp and survived the most brutal Training in anyone's lives. And that's how I earned the best, and yet worst name of my life.