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Princess of Streakers By TheOneWithoutAName
Streaker(s) Anthro Princess Twilight Sparkle

A throbbing headache. That’s the first thing Twilight could feel as she slowly stirred. This was followed by the smell of strong liquor that was burning in her nostrils.

‘Just what happened last night?’ she thought as she tried to sluggishly move her body.

She could feel the sensation of firm, smooth plastic on her back, as well as on her rump, so she was in a sitting position somewhere instead of her bed.

She kind of remembered going out with the girls drinking. She didn’t really want to try any of the liquor, but especially Starlight seemed eager to get her to drink. Something about her wanting to see her mentor more casual.

Twilight huffed at the thought.

‘As if I’m uptight.’

She shook her head to clear it of these thoughts. Something she regretted as her brain was immediately assaulted with a stinging sensation. No doubt she had a bit too much last night. But that didn’t solve the problem of her location, not to mention the feeling of plastic on her soft fu-

Her eyes shot instantly open and burning light flooded her vision. She groaned as she blinked rapidly, her eyes tried to adjust to the painful rays of sunlight, only to notice something drastic. She didn’t mistake the feeling of soft fur on plastic. Her worst nightmare had come true.

She was completely naked, just like Faust created her.

Well, her worst nightmare would be if she was naked in the magic kindergarten, but this came as a close second, since she awakened in a toilet stall, and not somewhere in her quarters at that. A honest-to-Celestia public toilet stall!

Her heartbeat instantly accelerated and all of her body functions were going into overdrive. Hardly anyone would find a mare that sobered up at such a fast rate. But the shock for her was quite large after all.

And her position was…compromising to say the least. Her legs were spread eagled and giving anyone a view at her delicate flower. Not to mention her D-cup breasts. Well that is if the stall door was open.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

‘At least one good thing on this crazy morning,’ she thought.

She shifted, slowly leaning forward and sitting straight up, while bringing her legs together in a position that would conceal herself as good as she could while being completely naked.

‘Just what happened?’

She could see bits and pieces, trying to concentrate on it she suddenly managed to grasp that one memory.

‘Starlight…’

“Equal Nudity!” Starlight screamed as she used a spell which made Twilight’s clothes disappear. Twilight herself, being too drunk to really care, as she nibbled on her umpteenth drink that night.

Rainbow and a few of the bar patrons seemed to be greatly amused and cheered at the sight of the now completely naked princess, while a few of them even threw saucy remarks at the nerdy princess. However, Rarity and Fluttershy seemed to be sober enough to blush heavily at the situation. Rarity hereby demanding she dressed Twilight again immediately.

Starlight herself explained that she simply can’t magic the clothes back, since she was a bit buzzed herself and her concentration would only allow her to one-way teleport things.

As some kind of solution, as not to draw Rarity’s ire she decided to offer to teleport Twilight to her home.

“Whaw wan powwibly gwo wwong!” Starlight slurred in her drunken form as Rarity voiced her doubts to her capability to succeed in the task. Before said white unicorn could utter any further protests she magiced Twilight away.

Unbeknownst to any of them Starlight had her fingers crossed behind her back as she made that promise to bring Twilight home, as a mischievous idea had formed inside of her drunken mind.

‘Yeah, it did go wrong,’ Twilight thought now slightly irritated. ‘Just wait until I come home my faithful student.’

Truth be told, she probably should have seen that coming. It wasn’t the first time Starlight spouted ‘Equal Nudity!’. Twilight still remembered her sameness cult and the weirdness as they arrived back then at the town of equality and…nudity. Yup, this was awkward, especially after they all were stripped of their cutie marks…and their clothes.

Not that she had anything against nudists. She had her own specific kinks after all, like the perfectly square and immaculate shape of a checkbox that gets checked after a successful job done. But other than Starlight, she didn’t force her fetish on others. And Twilight had honestly hoped that they were past the phase where Starlight would force her ideas on others. Especially seeing as she had taken her on as her pupil, and did everything possible to teach her the concept of friendship, but it seemed like a bottle of Applejack Daniel’s finest was enough to bring back that ‘Equal Nudity’ side of hers.

A groan escaped her at this as she rubbed her face with her hands.

“It’s going to be alright. All I have to do is teleport back to the castle, dress and then chew Starlight out. Oh, and ban her from having anything alcoholic EVER again…and myself for that matter.”

With that determined thought in mind she pushed magic into her horn, preparing the teleportation spell, only to have it flicker out a second later as a pounding headache overtook her.

“Argh!” she moaned out in slight pain as she rubbed her head, “Why doesn’t it work?”

She tried again, but her concentration was still flickering, the pounding of her hangover seemingly constraining her use of magic.

That’s when it hit her. As hard as a sledgehammer.

‘I can’t teleport,’ she thought completely horrified.

In the face of such dire circumstances, Twilight ‘Several Times The World Savior’ Sparkle did what she could do best while being confronted with a great task that would hold great risks: hyperventilating.

But since a freak out could only bring her so far, she tried to calm herself down again, as soon as she had gotten it out of her system that is. A quick calming breath with Cadane’s breathing technique proving proficient and brought her back on track.

‘I can’t teleport. But I can’t wait here either. I could get spotted. Not to mention that my friends probably would look for me if I did that, and I don’t want Rainbow to laugh her flank off at my predicament. I would never hear the end of it from her! The only option is that I try to sneak to the castle. Ponyville is filled with a lot of small alleys, fences and bushes. I could sneak through without anypony ever noticing. And then I will prepare a two hour lecture for Starlight about how to not force her own ideals on others, followed by an assignment for her to make sure the lecture actually sticks with her.’

She nodded to herself, as she mentally recalled the structure of Ponyville and thought about the best route to avoid detection. About five minutes of her inner monologue later and her plan was set.

After standing up from the toilet seat she took a deep breath to calm herself.

Despite her plans, she was still nervous to leave the sanctuary of this stall that had shielded her from any prying eyes, but she knew that she had to move on, and so she slowly unlocked the door and took a peek.

After being sure the restroom was safe, she slowly made her way to the next step: Leaving the restroom.

Her ears were perked and her heartbeat was slightly pounding, despite her efforts to keep it normal.

After reaching the door she slowly took a peek outside to the interior of the bar, carefully trying to spot anypony who might spot her naked form. She could see the bar being empty, if you didn’t count the barkeeper polishing a glass at the bar.

Said pony fortunately didn’t spot her as he was standing sideway compared to the location of the restrooms. He just seemed to finish polishing the glass and turned away from her to put it away.

Twilight saw the opportunity and made a run for the alleyway back entrance right around the corner, her hands covering her private areas all the while, just in case. She quickly opened the door to the back alley as she reached it and closed it softly behind her as not to draw the attention of the barkeeper. She didn’t want him to come out investigate and find her after all.

Breathing a sigh of relief at making it out of there unspotted, and especially for the crates conveniently placed, hiding her frame from any unsuspecting eyes, she now had to accomplish the real test: Reaching her castle.

“Alright, Twilight. You only have to sneak to your castle. In the middle of the day. Without any of the dozens of ponies out there noticing you…” she said quietly as she peeked out from behind her cover.

She spotted another small alley right at the Horseshoe Street. It was a rather small street, other than the bustling main streets of Ponyville, so there were only the occasional pony moving along. It would lead her further away from the center of town, which would prove useful in staying hidden.

This pretty much was her main strategy. Trying to walk in the direction of the castle, and at the same time further away from the town center. By the time she had reached the edge of Ponyville with many hiding possibilities, she would have already made more than half the way to her castle.

She took a calming breath, trying to get ready for the mission. Her whole reputation was at stake here, so she couldn’t allow a single mistake to happen.

Her head poked out behind another few crates of the bar that were placed at the end of the alley, which made her actually wonder if his storeroom is just full, or if the barkeeper even had one, considering anypony could simply take his goods. Then again, the crime rate in Ponyville is rather low…

‘There is no time for this!’ she chided herself, before going back to observing the street. She was looking left and right for anypony who might get in the way of her reaching the other alley.

After having successfully observed the situation for a moment and not finding any ponies out and about she nodded to herself in satisfaction.

“Okay. The coast is clea-“

“HI TWILIGHT!” greeted a loud and jovial voice behind her.

Twilight jumped from the scare the voice gave her, her pulse speeding up again as she turned herself around.

Like she expected it from the shrill voice, it was Pinkie Pie. Her friend seemingly being oblivious to her predicament as she just smiled widely at her.

‘Maybe a little too wide,’ she thought before shaking her head, ‘Don’t think like that. You technically don’t even know if Pinkie knows…what sex is…And know I just wish I could ban that image from my mind.’

Things only got worse as Pinkie suddenly leaned towards her and looked her up and down inquisitively.

Twilight’s cheeks burned red from embarrassment, as she just noticed that Pinkie was intensely staring at her privates that she forgot to cover because of her hyper friends rather unexpected arrival. A mistake she quickly corrected, as one hand cupped her vagina, while the other went over her breasts. At this moment she only wished that this degrading situation would end soon, and that her blabbering pink friend would not draw a crowd. Pinkie was everything other than subtle after all.

After Pinkie seemed to think she had stared enough at the naked form of her friend, she stood straight up, her smile ever present.

“You sure look silly like that!” she giggled before she loudly gasped, “Wait! Is this a game?!”

Twilight flinched, hoping that nopony would did hear that rather loud inquiry. Before Twilight could answer however, Pinkie was already going on a guessing binge.

“Are you sunbathing?”

“Are you playing a game of hide and seek with your clothes?”

“Is this some new super duper modern fashion trend?”

“Is this a test you have to do every once in awhile to keep your alicornhood?

“Are you having a nude party, without inviting ME?!” Pinkie loudly exclaimed grabbing her clothes as if she wanted to rip them off herself, making Twilight gape at the idea of being completely naked outside with her friend. She really didn’t want about the implications this might have about her relation with the pink sugar-crazed mare. Thankfully she let go of her clothes as she had an inquisitive twinkle in her eyes.

“Or are you…”

And then she let out the mother of all gaps, jumping into the air and freezing there temporarily.

“Y-You are-?!”

“I am what?” Twilight asked, worriedly looking at her still airborne friend.

Another loud gasp then followed and her friend then disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke.

Twilight stood there dumbstruck for a moment before shaking her head and rubbing her temples.

“Don’t think about it,” Twilight repeated the mental mantra of ‘Never Ever Question Pinkie Pie If Your Brain Cells Are Important To You’, or short NEQPPIYBCAITY.

Twilight loved her abbreviations after all.

After her mind was clear again, she concentrated it all on the task at hand: Getting back to her castle without being seen by anyone! Well, besides Pinkie, but she doesn’t really count. She is just like Discord in that regard and he wouldn’t count either.

‘I’m glad he isn’t here at the moment,’ she thought with a relieved sigh.

“My, my. What do we have here?” came instantly the voice of said draconequus as his body formed out of a bunch of parasprites. He wore a mismatched suit of purple on one half with yellow the other. Rarity would definitely call the fashion police if she saw that one.

Twilight being the quick-witted unicorn she was, or maybe just because she was in the same situation with Pinkie Pie, instantly covered her privates again, lest she gives the annoying draconequus an unintended show.

Not that it made it any less embarrassing for her. Something Discord seemed to thoroughly enjoy.

“I must say that I love your new look! It is so simple, yet so incredibly chaotic! Why haven’t I ever had the idea to rob these prude ponies of their clothes? The chaos created through this would be most delightful! Hohoho!”

Twilight glared at the mismatched creature, before she conceded realizing that he might be the solution for her troubles, even if she had doubts about his willingness to actually help her.

‘Come on, Twilight! He is technically your friend, so you have to put trust in him!’ she chided herself before trying to settle her expression on a smile, even though it probably was more uneasy than she would have liked.

“I-, listen Discord. Starlight seemed to have pulled a prank on me as you can see. And now I need to get back to the castle without being seen. Can you help me?”

He rubbed his chin for a moment, contemplating her words, before he seemed to make his mind up as he shot Twilight a friendly smile along with a nod.

“Well, I know the perfect way to help you out,” he said before readying his talon for his trademark snap.

‘I should never have doubted him. He really is a good-’

And then she was whisked away with a snap of his claws.

As she came back to she found herself inside, which was a good thing, if it weren’t for the different mares and stallions surrounding her. All of them sitting down with a canvas and brushes, as they seemed to...paint her.

At least that’s what she thought first. She was standing on a small podium and backed slowly away, only to come back to back with another completely bucknacked mare.

Twilight immediately turned her head to face a green-coated red-maned mare, Tree Hugger.

“Oh, Twilight! So nice for you to drop in. You here to join our art session? Radical!” Tree Hugger exclaimed.

“I, um, I’m not-” she tried to say over her shock as well as embarrassment. This whole situation being completely awkward for her, as her heart accelerated. Sure, it was better than being caught outside where she probably would be leered at, but in the end stares still were stares, no matter if they were lecherous or simply appreciating her natural body for art. So naturally she should could feel shivers of discomfort going down her spine as she was eyed by all the ponies in the room.

It was no wonder Twilight hid her nipples with one arm, while her other arm took care to cover her lower region. Unfortunately Tree Hugger wouldn’t let this go.

“No, no, no,” the green mare admonished her softly, taking her hands away from her privates, revealing them yet again, before she pressed her whole body as well as her breasts into hers as she pulled Twilight close. “Today’s session is about the appreciation of one's body, just like Faust created us. So no hiding of your true self. Just let your body be free!”

Twilight tried to stay calm and collected, but the warmth of a body, as well as the soft squishy breasts pressing softly into hers made her more than a little uncomfortable.

“Igottagobye!” she quickly shouted completely red-faced, before freeing herself of Tree Hugger’s grip and jumping of the podium, stumbling a bit, as she fled outside.

Tree Hugger simply shrugged her shoulders.

“Seems like that mare hasn’t found to herself yet,” she idly commented before posing yet again, exposing her crotch and boobs for all the ponies to see in the room.

As soon as Twilight ran out, she noticed that she was in the small street she once observed. Gladly it was empty, so that she quickly took the turn into the alley, where she hid behind another crate, this time not questioning said conveniently placed crate.

“Never. Trust. Discord. Again,” she said between breaths of air, the shock of being caught in her nude form probably more responsible for her fast beating heart than the sprint.

She sat there for a moment to relax, and calm herself down.

‘Well, at least the ponies inside there probably won’t gossip about me, since it can be counted as normal to be nude in a nude painting session,’ she silently thought to herself.

Now that she thought about it, she probably had to thank her stars that Discord wasn’t up for anything more mischievous like teleporting her in the middle of the market place. Just alone that thought made her shiver in discomfort.

After standing back up and dusting herself off she continued the track, hoping she wouldn’t run into anymore ponies or other creatures for that matter.

As she was walking her attention was drawn to the sounds of construction in the distance.

“This is new,” she idly commented, “Or weren’t all buildings fixed already from the bugbear incident?”

Whatever the case, this changed her route. She couldn’t risk to run into a few whistling and catcalling construction worker ponies.

A construction she could already see from her point of view. And unfortunately some pegasi from the construction crew were just flying overhead.

Twilight mentally cursed herself for missing to watch the skies and quickly ran forward, seeing a door that was slightly ajar as her only possibility to escape a very embarrassing situation.

Once she quickly closed the door behind her, she sighed in relief. It seemed she just managed to avoid their stares. There was no telling that they would have done upon seeing her completely undressed form.

And luck seemed to be on Twilight’s sight even more upon seeing where she had landed. The clean tiles, and the steam oozing from one of the rooms being a dead give away, that she managed to somehow slip in the back entrance of the unclosed spa door.

‘This is perfect!’ Twilight cheered, ‘I can simply ask for some clothes or a bathrobe from Aloe and Lotus!’

The thought of this nightmare to prematurely end filled Twilight with delight.

It didn’t take long for her to find one of the spa sisters, this one a blue-maned and pink-coated earth pony.

“Do you need anything?” Aloe asked, before eyeing her naked form, “Didn’t you get a towel or a bathrobe from my sister?”

Twilight rubbed the back of my head nervously.

“Well… Due to circumstances I don’t want to talk about, I ended up stripped in a local toilet and was trying to get back home to my castle. I found the back entrance here open, though and hoped that one of you might help me out.”

“Oh my. That sounds quite like an adventure!” exclaimed a surprised Aloe.

“...So, can you help me?”

A toothy smile that somehow reminded her of Pinkie Pie that morning stretched along Aloe’s face, but Twilight shrugged it off, seeing as Aloe probably just seemed to like helping other ponies out.

“Yes, of course!” she replied, “Just let me lead you to the waiting room.”

“I-I can’t just sit somewhere in p-public!” Twilight answered in a shaky voice, panic gripping her heart again. But Aloe simply smiled at the agitated mare.

“It is a private area, don’t you worry.”

“O-Oh. I-If that is so.”

“Yes. Now, please follow me.”

And so Twilight did as Aloe led her to a small room with a few massage tables, offering Twilight to sit down on one.

“You have a very nice figure, Miss Twilight,” commented Aloe dreamily once she had locked the door and looked over Twilight’s naked form again, making the princess squirm in place.

“I-, um…thank you?”

The nervous response made Aloe giggle saucily.

“That certainly is a rather interesting story about you walking down naked the streets of Ponyville. I would love to hear it fully,” she said while taking a seat on a massage table opposite of Twilight.

“It’s, um, not really THAT interesting,” Twilight answered timidly, leaning a bit more back from the mare.

“There is no reason to be ashamed. It’s just the two of us, and you know, I’m also enjoying the more wild side of things every now and then,” Aloe purred.

“I-I’m not that kind of mare!” Twilight protested as Aloe suddenly jumped from her place and groped her breasts, making her eep in surprise.

“Just the way I like them. Fresh, firm and ready to pick,” cooed Aloe, while Twilight tried to push the mare away, but she proved to be persistent, especially with her earth pony strength.

Twilight was about to chide the rather forward mare, but found herself unable to as Aloe suddenly grabbed her head to plunge her tongue into the princesses surprised mouth.

Twilight’s eyes widened in surprise at the action, her thoughts racing one hundred miles per minute as she tried to come up with anything to break up this rather embarrassing situation.

“Mmphf!” she could only say in a terrified fashion as the violent kiss continued, together with the sensation of Aloe now roughly fondling her exposed breasts.

A loud coughing noise, however soon ended this impromptu make-out session as a very annoyed blue-coated pink-maned mare stood in the doorframe. It was none other than Aloe’s sister Lotus.

“I-I can explain!” Aloe stated nervously.

“Oh, really? What did we say about trying to seduce unwilling mares?”

“S-She was totally willing!” Aloe hurriedly answered, before turning her head, “R-Right, Twilight?”

But instead of Twilight she could only see a tail rounding the corner as she escaped through another door. Aloe nervously gulped at her sister’s unamused stare.

But as Twilight made her way out of the door she tumbled right into a stallion of the spa staff and they both fell to the floor. Said stallion was laying on his back as he rubbed his head from the impact. At least until he saw Twilight’s completely naked form and started to stare openly at her, while she was unfortunately sitting on his hips in a rather...compromising pose.

Twilight’s cheeks only seemed to redden as a tent suddenly poked at her exposed vulva, making it clear the stallion rather enjoyed her breasts that were dangling in front of his face, as well as the crotch that was currently seated on his own pants-covered privates.

At that moment Twilight felt like she wanted to die. She was sure that she was about to cry from embarrassment any moment now.

...Only before it could come to that she could hear the voice of Aloe.

“WAIT, PRINCESS!” she hollered, running towards the mortified alicorn.

Twilight immediately snapped out of her funk to stand up and run, trying to ignore anything around her in favor of getting out of this infernal place.

She was ignoring the screams of Aloe, as well as her own embarrassing thoughts about the pose she brought herself in, in favor of storming out of the back entrance and back into the alley.

She didn’t stop there though. She just continued to run along her planned route, trying to bring as much distance between her and the spa ponies as possible.

Twilight shuddered as the wind tickled at her flower. This strange alien feeling really wasn’t something she needed right now, as tears of shame were stinging at her eyes.

She was spotted. She was even fondled! And then, just to put the cherry on the cake, she landed crotch first against the crotch area of a stallion! Things couldn’t have been worse for her, and she knew it!

She started to hyperventilate, before she tried to shake herself out of it and took a deep breath of air.

‘C-Calm down Twilight. T-Things could be a lot worse! I mean, they are only a few spa ponies. Nopony would believe them, even if they told others about seeing me walking around naked through the street...as long as they are the only ones,’ Twilight thought solemnly, knowing that she had to be more careful from now on. There was simply more credibility if different ponies gossiped about her naked form walking down the streets.

Suffice to say that she was glad as she finally reached a relatively safe passage for her: the school grounds.

To say the least, the school grounds were perfectly safe. Nopony ever bothered to be there other than the foals, so she could use the empty fields during classes, which still lasted for another hour, to her advantage and make her way through. It was also a nice shortcut compared to going around it. Not to mention that she could proudly proclaim that she had already made it more than half the distance to the castle, and she should be safe soon.

Just as she was making a run for it she could hear the school bell jingle and the door to the school building open. Out came dozens of foals, already elated storming outside.

“I am glad that classes got cut short today!” one of the fillies excitedly exclaimed. The others chimed in, at least before they finally spotted the princesses completely bucknaked form.

Twilight gulped as she felt her cheeks heat up from the embarrassment. Her eyes being glued to the ones of the foals, as theirs were glued to hers...well before they roamed over her entire form from her breasts to her lower parts.

She didn’t make any movement, as if hoping against hope that if she wouldn’t move, they wouldn’t notice her. Of course Twilight knew how ridiculous that idea was, but she couldn’t bring herself to really think rationally, now that a whole school class was openly ogling her entire form.

She truly felt like she was about to die. Even more so as a distinct sound reached her ears.

*SNAP!*

Suffice to say Twilight’s head snapped so fast to the direction of the noise that some might have wondered how she didn’t break her neck during the action.

What she saw made her heart plummet in the deepest pits of her stomach, her embarrassment reaching whole new levels.

Featherweight, the photographer of the Foal Free Press was taking compromising photos of her!

*SNAP!*

A second camera snap followed, which quickly ‘snapped’ Twilight out of it and made her quickly cover her breasts and her flower with a girly shriek.

With a mighty flap of her wings she then soared straight upwards and directly into a solitary cloud, hiding her shame. It might have been a risk to fly so high, but it was well worth it to get out of reach of these foals.

She took a shaking breath as the reality of the situation crushed down on her. Her shame clearly overtaking her thoughts as the embarrassment colored her cheeks a bright red.

“B-By Celestia! H-He made photos of m-me! W-What do I tell the p-princess?” Twilight started to slightly panic, before taking a calming breath yet again.

“C-Calm down. First you need to get dressed, after that you can immediately get to him for the pictures and stop them from ever being made public!”

She looked around the cloudy surface she was hiding, realizing that it was the perfect cover to get to the castle without being seen.

“This might actually work!” she cheered with a squee as she moved her wings to slowly move the cloud along the sky, while hiding inside of it..

She made a good distance with said cloud, drawing nearer and nearer to her home. The past embarrassments forgotten as she now was in the best mood as she was sure she could end this nightmare without further embarrassing herself.

Of course it wasn’t meant to be.

“Hey, wasn’t open skies, scheduled today?” asked a female voice outside of the cloud cover, making Twilight freeze as she had to suppress another shriek.

It was a pegasus mare with a yellow coat and a tricolored blue mane.

Another pegasus flew to her, he had a turquoise coat and a dark blue mane.

“I’m right there!” he exclaimed with a smile.

“I’m not meaning you, I mean, that cloud right here. I thought it was our job to have a clear sky today.”

“I’m here!” a pink pegasus mare with purple short cut mane said as she flew up to them too.

“No, no. We need open and clear skies.”

“And we are here,” Open Skies answered.

“You know, let’s just buck this cloud and be done wit-” she said, only now noticing that the cloud is gone, “Hey, where did that fluffy cloud go?” she wondered.

“Fluffy Clouds is right there!” Clear Skies said while pointing at a pegasus with a fluffy white mane. “Though I don’t see why you would want to buck him.”

Sunshower simply rolled her eyes, but then spotted the cloud flying away from them. Her brow furrowed.

“That’s one strange cloud,” she said before taking chase.

Twilight sighed in relief, having used the discussion of the pegasi to slowly creep away from them.

‘That was rather close. I didn’t think this through, but then again, you don’t tend to think while photos in the nude are taken from you,’ she mused as she made her way slowly to the castle.

She didn’t even notice the pegasus that neared her cover. Nor did she notice her getting ready for a good cloudbucking until it was too late and Sunshower’s hindlegs made contact with the fluffy surface, making it dissipate.

Twilight let out a loud cry, as her cloud cover vanished, leaving her completely naked right above the town hall. Unfortunately, the cry only served in drawing additional attention, other than the wide-eyed and slack jawed mare that was ogling the naked princesses form.

“Huh. That explains that,” she said dumbly, while her eyes stayed firmly on the purple nippled breasts. A line of drool escaped her maw at the sight of her glorious D-cups.

The rest at the town centre were equally enjoying the nice view, some brash stallions and mares even whistling and catcalling her.

“That’s what I call a cutie!”

“Definitely the best princess!”

“Hey, sweetie. Interested in having a good time?”

The last hereby came from an especially brash pegasus mare that was flying towards her.

Twilight regained her senses from the shock and embarrassment this situation gave her and covered herself quickly with her hands.

She could still feel all the stares, piercing through her, looking at her like a piece of meat. Her heart beat was so fast she thought it would jump right out of her chest, trying to escape the leering crowd. Her whole face was a tomato red. She couldn’t form any coherent thoughts, the only thing that came to her mind was: Escape.

A loud embarrassed shriek escaped her as she quickly flew in the direction of her castle, not caring about anything other than the safety it would provide her once she was inside those walls.

The cold wind blew past her, tickling her privates as the castle drew nearer and nearer. She ignored all the stares, all the degrading comments and the feeling of flying bucknaked through the air.

As best as she could at least.

She still found herself feeling really embarrassed, and then even shut her eyes in the vain hope that all the bad sensations would go away, if she just wasn’t optically aware of them.

But of course it wasn’t such a good idea to close your eyes while flying. So with that in mind it isn’t all too hard to imagine that she drifted a bit from her course and clipped her left wing against a building, which caused her to tumble with a shriek to the ground.

Twilight opened her eyes as she lost control, trying to gain it back, but she only managed to slow down her crash on the dirt road as she hit it.

She made a few rolls along it, surprised ponies yelping as they dodged her.

As she stopped tumbling, she laid on her stomach, legs spread wide, giving a rather good view of her delicate flower. Displaying it for all the onlookers to see. And the onlookers were quite happy with it.

Twilight herself needed a moment to regain her senses from the small crash, but as she finally did, she immediately got aware of the situation and the pose she was in.

“D-Don’t look!” she cried out in panic, her hands immediately shooting to her behind and covering it, but none of the ponies wouldn’t listen as they intently stared holes in her...hole.

Twilight quickly stood up, trying to ignore anypony in her vicinity as she sprinted towards her castle. A castle she was now near of.

She tried to take off again, but found that she had strained her left wing from the rough landing, giving her no other choice than to simply run the last bit of the distance.

From her position she concluded that she only had to go through one last open area to reach it. An open area she was now fast approaching. And that was bustling with activity.

As she broke out of the small street a throng of ponies greeted her that was walking and talking along the open space.

Twilight gritted her teeth, ignoring the utmost distress and shame this situation put her through as she simply ran through the crowd of surprised ponies and to her castle.

Surprise however was quickly overwritten with a lecherous fascination of said crowd.

“Dat ass!” one of the ponies standing around cheered.

*SMACK* While another gave her a nice slap on her ass, making the mare flinch from the sudden contact, as well as the painful sting. A sting that she also felt in her pride as one of the rulers of Equestria.

Twilight could feel more and more ponies that she was running through smacking her, or grabbing her plump plot or tits, which were freely swinging around while running, her cheeks burning with intensity at this humiliation. A humiliation that had now reached its peak, the whistling and catcalls that followed the violation of her personal space seeming like a mild prank compared to this.

“This is worse than magic kindergarten!” she shouted in frustration, which built with every smack, grab, whistle and degrading comment towards her.

Princess of Streakers, she heard a mare's voice cheer, helping nothing to calm her beating heart. She seriously hoped that the ponies would forget this event soon enough and that she wouldn’t gain that degrading nickname.

She seemed desperately relieved as she finally reached the doors of her crystal castle.

In no time at all she swung the door open before slipping inside and smacking the doors closed with vengeance. After that she took a quick breather with her head leaned against the door, not used to the physical exertion, as well as the embarrassing torture she had gone through. Her ass was hereby thoroughly stunning from the spanking of her lifetime the crowd provided her. Twilight was sure that her lower cheeks were at least as red as her upper ones.

“Twilight?” she could suddenly hear a female voice say. And not just any voice. It was the voice she wanted to give a verbal beat down for quite some time today.

With that Twilight turned around to face the nudist leader Starlight.

“Starllight,” she said with venom gracing her voice, her foot tapping on the ground impatiently as if she expected something like an apology or a good excuse from her pupil for her transgression.

“...You don’t look so good,” Starlight said while nervously grinning.

Twilight’s eye twitched.

“So… you didn’t like your second run as a nudist?” she asked, while scratching the back of her head, “Not that it was my fault this happened! I was drunk! And I just now woke up from that rather nasty hangover. I really wanted to get you as soon as I remembered that I teleported you into the toilet of the bar, but you seemed to have found your way back, so all's well that ends well?”

“...Yes. All’s well that ends well,” Twilight answered monotonously.

Starlight gave a relieved sigh, at least before she noticed something.

“Twilight…why is your horn glowing?” she asked, nervousness returned, as she clearly took notice of the manic as well as angry look on her teacher's face.

Only a moment later she reduplicated the spell Starlight once used at her and made her clothes vanish, making Starlight yelp in surprise, before using her telekinesis to open the castle doors again and throwing Starlight out.

She then slammed the door shut behind the now bucknacked and clearly flustered unicorn and locked it shut.

“TWILIGHT! Let me back in! Ponies are staring!” Starlight screamed from outside, panic clearly evident in her voice.

“LET THEM STARE! YOU DID THE SAME TO ME! BESIDES, YOU ARE A NUDIST! DEAL WITH IT!”

“It’s different if they are all staring!” she whined, while pounding on the castle doors, but didn’t receive an answer. “Twilight!” she tried again, but said mare was already walking away from the door, a somehow satisfied smile on her face as she walked down the halls.

The occasional whistles and catcalls she heard along the pounding on the doors bringing great satisfaction to the princess as she reveled in her students embarrassment.

It took her a few more moments to register that she finally made it home, that the nightmare had ended. Something she was rather happy about. A genuine smile spread across her face as she walked to her room. It might have been gone wrong more than once, and she got embarrassed quite a lot, but at least none of her friends saw her from what she could tell.

Well, besides Pinkie, but that pony played by her own rules.

After a short walk she stood to the door of her bedroom. A smile coming to her lips. She only had to get dressed and then look for that one foal to get the picture, while the crowd was distracted by Starlight. She would figure out what to do to the witnesses after that.

With plan in mind she gripped for the doorknob before swinging the door open.

“With that out of the way, I can finally get dre-“

“SURPRISE!” shouted a group of ponies as the lights to her room were switched on.

Twilight’s jaw now fell to the ground. All of her six pony friends were in the room.

Most of them were giving her either confused or embarrassed looks. Well, Rarity fainted, while Fluttershy seemed close to it with that red head of hers. Not that Twilight felt any different.

Worst of all was Rainbow trying to hold in her laughter.

Applejack was the first one to speak up.

“Uh, Twilight? Why are ya naked?”

Before Twilight could form a coherent answer Pinkie piped up from the middle of the room.

“Duh! It’s her ‘I Finally Accepted My Nudist Side And Streaked Through Ponyville’ party! It would be silly if she wore clothes!”

“I...bwuh?” Twilight intelligently replied as her brain had crashed, while one of her eyes was violently twitching.

That finally sent Rainbow over the edge as she hit the ground and rolled around in laughter. Applejack could only raise a brow, clearly surprised by this development. She soon settled on a soothing smile.

“Now Ah understand. Ya all were afraid about how we all would react, weren’t ya? Well, there is no need to worry for that. Sure, Ah might find it mighty strange, but Ah still am yer friend and support ya every step on yer way of being a nudist streaker. Heck, Starlight probably will be happy about your newfound fetish and help you.”

“I, uhm, It’s not-” Twilight tried to protest, before Rainbow piped up, a mischievous smirk on her face.

“Hey, no need to be embarrassed. You have a rather nice rack to show around, and if your new kink means I get to see these beauties more, I won’t complain!” she said, before receiving a clap to her head as well as a disapproving look from Applejack.

“W-Well, I-I think you, um, do look...good, if t-that’s okay with you,” said a still rather flustered Fluttershy.

Pinkie simply watched with a big smile on her face before tearing her clothes from her body.

“NUDIST PARTY!” she screamed, gazing at all her other friends expectantly.

‘This is madness,’ Twilight stated in her thoughts as Pinkie tried to talk the others into stripping as well to kick this party off.

She had already given up on explaining herself, since if Pinkie wanted something to happen it would. It seemed like many of her friends seemed to concede as well, seeing no way out of this. And Rarity didn’t put up much of a fight against Pinkie considering she was unconscious.

With that she resigned herself to the awkwardness. At least it wasn’t as strange as the first time in Starlight’s little community, but only time could tell how things would go on from there.

It didn’t come as a big surprise that the next morning newspapers and magazines were full of articles concerning Twilight’s coming out as a nudist streaker. Twilight herself was less enthusiastic as these papers even posted pictures of her, pictures clearly taken from Featherweight, who she forgot to confront after being roped into a nudist party.

Among the titles were: ‘Princess of Streakers! The newest Princess of Equestrias lewd fetish? Already stallions and mares alike are voting the rather revealing Alicorn to Best Princess!’

There was also a few articles about how Starlight streaked through Ponyville, delivered with a few pictures. Other than Twilight, she looked rather...happy and fulfilled. Seems like she was not only a nudist after all, but also a closet streaker. The papers wrote out how the student takes after her teacher and mentor, the Princess of Streakers in the regard of sexual kinks.

Twilight could only groan as her head hit the coffee table. It only remembered her that Pinkie had already another nudist party along with a streaker one planned for her and her friends. Starlight being invited too, since she obviously seemed to enjoy showing around her assets.

Worst of all is, if she wants to defend her newfound title of Best Princess, she will have to participate in the streaker party. Not that anypony could say no to Pinkie anyway. If she wants her and her friends to be streakers, when they were going to be streakers. And she was with that destined to be the Princess of Streakers.

‘Maybe I get used to it over time and learn to enjoy it just like Starlight,’ Twilight argued with a sigh as she resigned herself to her new ‘kink’.

But after all that had happened, one thing was for sure, she definitely would never ever touch alcohol again. And of course she would make sure that neither does Starlight.