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Teleportation Nude-ifaction By Poison Pinkie Pie
Streaker(s) Anthro Princess Twilight Sparkle

It was a lovely spring day in the Crystal Empire, thanks to the dome that protected the inside from cold barren tundra that laid outside of it. However, the reason for the season was due to the dome having the ability to regulate seasons and temperatures for the ponies living within it. So, the inhabitants could enjoy the warm weather, without fear of freezing.

As the ponies were out and about, a white dove flew over head with a worm in its mouth. The bird was flying towards the Crystal Castle, where her babies were waiting for their mother, safely in their nest. The mother soon landed, while her babies chirped for their breakfast. She then fed the worm to her chicks, in which they happily gulped down the meal.

Meanwhile inside the castle was Princess Twilight Sparkle and her number one assistant, Spike. They were visiting the Empire to spend time with her sister-in-law, Princess Cadence and her brother Shining Armor. However, this was Twilight's last day at the castle. The reason being, was due to Twilight was only staying a week and Cadence, along with Shining had to get ready for the arrival of the Camel pharaoh, of Camelypt.

“Sorry we can't walk you to the station Twilie." Shining Armor said, as he released his hug from Twilight. "Its just, after the pharaoh contacted us, we must study up on all the customs of their kind."

"Oh, its no problem." Twilight responded. "I know you have much to learn and do before the arrival of King Toe."

"Yeah, we ponies, and even the Yaks have no clue about them." Cadence added, as she went in to hug Twilight fair well. "So they are a bit of a mystery to us all." She finished, before letting go.

"Yeah, I'm sure you guys will do just fine, and not cause a war between a bunch of humpers." Spike commented, as he held ten suitcases in his arms, while struggling under the weight.

Everyone looked at him with an annoyed look for the remark. "What?" He questioned as he looked confused.

"Anyway, I think we should be going." Twilight stated, as she looked back at Cadence and Armor.

"Until next time." She finished before hugging them one last time before walking off with Spike.

“Have a safe trip back.” Shining said as he waved good bye to his sister.

“The train should be there at 9:30.” Cadence added.

“Ok,”

Soon, Twilight and Spike left the castle and started to head toward the train station. As the two walked, Twilight looked around to see everypony wearing their usual old time clothes, such as dresses and six piece suits. Twilight couldn't help but feel amazed as to see fashion in this empire has not been touched by time in all these years. "You know Spike, it is amazing to see that everypony here still dresses the same and even act the same as they did 1000 years ago." She said, trying to start up a small conversation. “These ponies dress and act more posh than Canterlot.” However, Spike was having a bit of trouble carrying all ten suitcases and was struggle to keep balance. Twilight saw this and looked worried. "Spike, are you sure you don't need my help?" she offered, for the fifth time.

"Nah.. I-I got this Twi." Spike replied, sweating bullets from his head. "Besides, if I keep this up, and get stronger, by the time I am eighteen, Rarity will go out with me."

The princess of friendship just rolled her eyes as to how silly he was being. "Spike, when you are eighteen, Rarity will be in her forties."

"Yeah, I know." Spike replied back, before grinning like a horn dog. "She will be a cougar then heh heh heh."

Twilight just sighed at the remark and kept walking. She did not bother try to have another meaningful conversation with the teenage pervert, and instead just looked around and admired the modesty of the ponies there. She recalled growing up in Canterlot and wearing formal attire to the Grand Galloping Galas, that were held by Princess Celestia and how the ponies dressed on daily basis. She recalled, how the ponies dressed in fancy clothing, and as the years went by, the mares showed of a proper amount of cleavage, while not showing too much. Unlike, Ponyville, where ponies, like her friend Pinkie Pie wore tight jeans and small tops, that revealed way too much of her monster breast and on top of that, Rarity's fashion was also, way to revealing for any modesty, plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash tied their shirts in a knots, to show off their stomachs. The only pony who was modest was Fluttershy, who like the Crystal Ponies, also wore dresses that covered her breasts and legs.

As Twilight and Spike were nearing the station. The mother dove that was sitting in her nest flew off again in search of another meal for the young chicks. As she flew high in the sky, one of her feathers came out and drifted slowly down. A gentle wind started to blow the falling feather towards the station.

Meanwhile, Twilight and Spike was standing out on the platform, waiting for the train to come. However, the locomotive appeared to be running late. Twilight looked around to find the manager who was in his booth reading a newspaper and walked up to him. "Excuse me, sir" She said. "I am wondering, when is the train coming?" She asked nicely." It is 9:45, and the train was to be here at 9:30."

The train station manager looked up from his newspaper with a bored look on his face. He sighed deeply and said in an annoyed tone. "Sorry, the train is broke down, and needs fixing. It'll be here in five hours."

Twilight's face looked shocked at to what he just said. "FIVE hours?!" Seriously..." The alicorn panicked.

"Well, it's not so bad Twilight." Spike commented. "I mean, we can just wait here until then right?"

Twilight looked at him and sadly sighed. "No Spike, we need to get home as soon as possible. It takes the train three days to get to ponyville from here, and on that day, I have a meeting with Celestia. I need to get home for a very important meeting." She finished.

"Sorry, to hear, but there is nothing I can do." The train manager added.

"Thanks anyway.” Twilight replied in a sad tone, before walking off. The alicorn pondered a bit on what she was going to do, but couldn't think of anything at the very moment, she did not want to reschedule her appointment with Celestia, because the business she had with her was very important. The alicorn stopped by the waiting area of the train tracks and thought about what options she had left After a few seconds, she had reached an idea. "SPIKE! I have an idea." She said, looking at him with a smile on her face. "I can just teleport us to my castle in Ponyville."

Spike was stacking the suitcases neatly and looked at Twilight with concern, "Teleport from here? Wouldn't that use too much magic?" He questioned. “I mean, teleportation takes a lot of magic and we are like a million miles away from Ponyville.”

“No, I can easily teleport us and the luggage to my throne room.” Twilight remarked. “Besides, Teleportation magic depends on the amount that is being teleported, plus the magic of the user, and the distance of the teleporting.” She explained.

"Oh, ok then well ready when you are." Spike added.

Twilight's horn glowed and her magic aura started to surround herself and Spike, then her luggage. As she concentrated on her throne room, the lone feather from the dove, came and swept under her nose. The alicorn’s nose flared as she sneezed. Once she did, there was a flash of purple magic.

Spike soon found himself in the throne room. He looked beside him to see that all ten suitcases were back as well. “wow, Twilight, we di-“ The kid stopped in mid-sentence, as he saw Twilight not standing anywhere. As he looked around, he saw the yellow dress she was wearing on the floor. He gasped as he went over to pick it up. “Oh No.. Twilight?” He panicked. “If your dress is here, then that means….”

“AAAAHHHH!” Screamed a very nude alicorn princess. Twilight stood there covering her B cup breasts and marehood with her hands. She used her tail to cover her nicely plumped butt. “Oh shit, this isn’t good. I am naked, what else can go wrong?” She asked herself out loud.

“Mommy look, she doesn’t have a pee pee” said some random kid, pointing at her. The mother was sitting on the bench, and reading a book. She soon looked up from her story and dropped it in her lap.

“My Cadence, have you no shame?” She said with disgust in her voice.

Twilight’s cheeks turned a light shade of red as she felt really ashamed of herself. “No no, this isn’t what it looks like, I swear.” She tried to explain.

“Not what it looks like?” The mother scolded. “It looks to me, like a princess going streaking. This is illegal, and I WILL report you!" The old are said as she grabbed her son and stormed of to alarm the guards.

"No wait!" Twilight called out, while her breasts were exposed for all to witness. But it was futile, for the mother was rushing to the alarm pole. Twilight didn't want the guards to see her naked, nor did she want Cadence and her brother to be bothered or find out about this embarrassing ordeal. So the naked alicorn did the only thing she knew of to escape this.

She turned and ran as fast as she could, toward the station's restroom. As she ran to the mare's restroom, she could feel the eyes of ponies looking at her. Even though it was only her and the mother, with her small colt, she still could feel the eyes watching her. She lowered her head and blushed, hoping this would all go away. Twilight soon slammed the door opened, only to stop in her tracks. For a small mare was standing in front of her, looking at her in awe. Twilight just froze out of pure embarrassment and hoped the kid would go away.

"You have a yahoo like me and mommy."

Twilight didn't know what to say after that, but knew she had to cover up soon. "Heeey, little girl, can you please move, I gotta use the restroom ok?" She said in a nervous tone. The little girl nodded and moved out the way, so the alicorn could walk into one of the stalls. The young mare soon left with a little goodbye. As Twilight went into a stall, she grabbed a roll of toilet paper and started wrapping it around her body. "Dear Celestia, how could this have happened?" She said out loud. "I can't use my magic for another three hours, thanks to that spell, and I have no choice but to go back to the Crystal Castle, and asked Cadence for help." Twilight muttered, with regret in her voice. She didn't want to go back to the castle, but she had no choice in the matter.

So, as the princess was finally done wrapping the butt paper around her body. She felt slightly better, but was still embarrassed. She then turn around and walked out of the stall, where she was met by a tall, obese stallion, with a neckbeard and trucker hat. The Stallion looked like he was out of town and was really upset. As he glared at the princess, she noticed that the little mare from before, was beside him. Twilight started to sweat a bit as she looked at him. "ah.. yes?" She asked nervously.

"er you one ov dem twans-vest-ites?" He ordered, with a thick hick accent. "You try-un ta teach mai durter ta be ah o-bom-min-aton?"

Twilight looked confused at the ignorant hick, and tried to understand what he was saying. "Oh.. I am Princess Twilight Sparkle sir, and you see, I tr-"

"safe it homo!" He roared. "I amma gonna teech you a lissin."

Twilight flinch at the thought of what this backwoods stallion was about to do. However, she used her powerful mind to confuse him. "Look over there, two gay Yaks, talking about freedom." She pointed behind him.

"WUT! Dem fur-nurs brinin homo over hur?" He said, as he looked back only to see nothing. As soon as he turn around, Twilight was gone.

As the alicorn princess ran as fast as she could towards the castle, while holding on her her breasts and marehood. As Twilight ran, she saw people looking at her and started to blush red again. She couldn't believe this was happening to her, and of all places. She would have at least been fine with it being in Ponyville. At least there, her friends would have been there to save her from the humiliation. However, the princess was not paying any attention on where she was going, and tripped into a puddle. Twilight's arms flew up, as she fell into the water. Her breasts pressed against the cement, as water covered her front side. The warm water even soaked the tissue that was supposed to cover her body. But, the cheap toilet paper started to dissolve and left her nude again. She soon got up, with water and paper sliding down her lean body. "EW, it feels soggy!" She gagged, as she wiped the mess off her, only to expose her to the world.

"HEY! Put on some clothes pervert!" Some random pony from afar yelled.

Twilight turned red and covered her wet breasts and pussy again. "Why, why is this happening to me!?" She asked out loud. The princess then looked around and saw a hamburger restaurant Desperate, she ran toward the fast food joint with a stupid plan.

As she entered the restaurant, all eyes soon started to turn to her. Parents were covering their children's eyes, and teenagers, along with many perverts were giggling at the shameless display. The princess's face turned bright red as she felt so ashamed. She then started to walk up to the counter. Luckily, nobody was in line, so she walked up to the cashier. "Excuse me sir." She pleaded, while sweating. She made sure that her tail was covering her nice and big ass, as she heard more muttering and laughter in the background

Meanwhile, the pony who was cashier, turned around from what he was doing, and looked offended. The young Stallion walked to his register and looked at the naked mare before him. “Did you just assume my gender?”

Twilight soon realized she had made a mistake, and did not wish to offend him. “Oh, sorry, you’re a mare?”

“No”

“huh?” She looked confused.

The stallion looked smug as he explained himself. “I am a trigender chocolate space Labrador.”

The blush from Twilight’s face soon faded, as she tried to comprehend the sheer stupidity of what he just said. “Sorry, um..” She looked at his name tag for reference. “Safe Space?” she said confused.

“That is my slave name.” Safe interrupted. “My real name is Dream whisperer.”

Twilight shook her head and didn’t bother explaining why that was stupid. Feeling not only embarrassed to expose her body to a crowd of strangers, but also feeling annoyed by some teen who thinks there are more than two genders out there, she became frustrated. “Listen Virgin Whisperer, I need three buns ASAP, I will pay for them later, now get me them or else… I’ll tell your masters!” She blurted out, hoping it would work.

Safe looked terrified and did as he was told. He ran to the back, and grabbed three buns, then ran back to the front to give them to Twilight. She grabbed them and started walking out, where she heard cat calls from the teens and howls as well. She just lowered her head and walked out the door in shame.

As the princess was finally out, she placed the two crowns on her breasts and tried to use some magic. Her horn sparked a little bit, and she was able to perform the simple spell. As Twilight did, the buns stayed on her breasts. “There, the stick spell work.” She remarked as she placed the heel on her marehood. However, this time she had to strain a little harder for her magic spell to work. After a few seconds, the bun stayed in place.

She felt slightly better and started to walk toward the castle. As the princess did, she noticed a stallion sitting on a bench, feeding some pigeons. Twilight hoped that birds would not notice her, but sadly, one pigeon looked over at her and chirped. This alarmed all the other pigeons to follow suit, as they looked at her with lust. Twilight gulped as the birds started flying over to her. She screamed, as she tried to run away, but was covered with the hungry pigeons. The princess covered her face to prevent it from being attack, while all the birds ate the bread on her naked body. She soon fell on her ass, with her legs open and the flock pecking away at the bread. After a minute, they flock was done, and flew off. Leaving Twilight yet again naked, but this time in front of an old stallion who was looking at her with a creepy smile. She soon realized that her marehood was not only exposed for his viewing pleasure, but inflamed as well. She screamed and jumped back up on her hooves. She decided to just dash to the castle with her naked glory showing for the world to see. As she did the old stallion watch her run, with her tail shaking back in fourth and her fat ass bouncing around.

He looked down at his pants and noticed a bulge. He started to smile with a tear rolling down his face. “its been twenty years, since I got erection.”

Meanwhile Twilight ran in the direction of the castle, with tears in her eyes and covering her mareparts with her hands. She has not only embarrassed herself, but her family, friends, and Celestia as well. For, as a princess, this kind of thing is not only frowned upon, but will be talked about for thousands of years. The tears started flowing down her cheeks as she couldn’t help but think what her family and friends would say, or even do. The princess thought they would disown her, and make sure she never showed herself in public ever again. “Please.. Make this day end…” She begged as she ran down the streets, almost nearing the castle. She felt all the eyes looking at her, as she ran. She heard them yelling out nudist and other foul names. However, the nude princess was soon stopped.

“Hault in the name of-Princess Twilight!?” The Crystal Guard questioned as he stood in shock.

The other guard beside him was also confused by what he was seeing. However, both soon realized that it was illegal to see a princess nude, and turned around. “um.. Princess.. why are you naked? This is not um royal like” The other guard explained, while sweating.

Twilight looked at the two guards with some relief,. However, the princess was still embarrassed. She then told them what had happened at the train station and asked for their help, in which the two agreed. So, the guards escorted her to the castle. However, she was still nude, but the guards all demanded all eyes be turned away or closed. This in turn made her feel a little better, but still uncomfortable. Especially since the wind blew across her breasts and marehood. This in turn made her nipples hard, and her pussy very wet. Twilight lowered her head the whole way there.

Thanks to the guards, Twilight was able to enter the castle and walk to the throne room, where Cadence and Armor were. As they made it to the throne room door, one of the guards knocked.

“Yes?” Demanded Cadence in a sweet tone

“Um, Princess Twilight Sparkle is here to see you for a um.. emergency your highness.” He responded.

“Let her in.” Cadence demanded.

"Shining Armor close your eyes at once!” Demanded Twilight.

As the doors opened, Shinning did not hesitate to ask why, and did what his sister ask. “ok…” he said confused by the request.

However, Cadence was in shock to see her sister-in-law naked before her. “Guards leave at once!” She ordered.

The guards all rushed out to leave them alone. “Twilight while are you naked?” She asked in horror.

“Naked?” Shining questioned confused, and looking up to see why. But the curious brother was met with a guard’s helmet that Twilight was using to cover her marehood up. “OCH!”

“I said no peeking!” The purple alicorn barked, she then turned her attention the Cadence. “And I was going to teleport me and Spike, along with our luggage back home, but I sneezed and.. well here I am.”

However, as she finished Shining Armor started to laugh a bit, until he burst out laughing. “Shut up, it’s not funny.” Twilight yelled with embarrassment.

“Ye- hahaha ye-yes it is hahaha!” Shinning said uncontrollably.

This in turn made twilight upset, as well as humiliated. “Oh yeah, well Cadence, This one time at gran gran’s house, Shining Armor like to-“

Armor suddenly, stopped laughing as if on cue “ok ok ok, I’m done I swear.”

“Back to the matter.” Cadence said, getting back on track. “Twilight here.” As she said that, her horn glowed and suddenly, a pink dress appeared before Twilight. “It’s one of my dresses. You can have it.”

“Thank you.” Twilight thanked, as she put on the dress. As she did, Shining armor lifted his head up and smiled a bit, trying not to laugh again. “I am so sorry about this. I have brought shame on you and me.” She remarked with a sad expression.

“What are you talking about?” Her brother asked.

“I have ran naked around your empire, and now you guys will forever be known as the Prince and Princess of a nudist.” Twilight replied.

Both Cadence and Shining looked at each other with a sympathetic expression, and then turned their attention back on Twilight. “No, Twilight that won’t happen.” Cadence remark, in a comforting tone. She and shining walked over to her and hugged Twilight. “Besides, this kinda thing happens.”

“Huh?” Twilight asked in a confused look.

Cadence smiled at her. “Do you know why Celestia never eats artichokes?”

“No why?” Twilight replied.

“Let’s just say, three hundred years ago, wasn’t the.. um cleanest year for Celestia.”

“Yeah sis, and the first day here, my pants fell down in front of the mayor.” Shining added with a smile.

All three laughed together and this in turn made Twilight feel much better about what happened. Even though she will be known as Princess nude-butt for the remainder of the days in the Crystal Empire, at least she did not cause humiliation to her friends and family. After the group hug and laughter, Cadence used her magic to restore Twilights’. As she did. The purple alicorn was able to teleport back and leave with a clean conscience. Twilight soon teleported back home, with her and her clothes together this time. Once she was back, she called out for Spike, who after a few minutes ran down the hall in a panic.

“Twilight!” Spike yelled as he ran as fast as his short legs could. “Your back, are you ok? What happened?!”

Twilight just smile as she sat in her throne. “Oh, nothing, I and everything else is all fine.”