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Epic Rap Battles of MLP

by enigmaMystere
a silly little thing the ponies in my head persuaded me to do.
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Something I just couldn't get off my mind until I wrote it down. Be warned: the ponies in these battles really go off on each other. Almost exactly like it is in "Epic Rap Battles of History", except with less cursing. There's plenty of verbal bashing, though.

Vinyl Scratch is the DJ for most of these battles, and will be doing the all-caps commentary (except for the ones she's in, of course). OC tag because of slight self-insert.

I've heard that this story is better when read with someone else. You know, with each person doing one half of the rap battle? :derpytongue2:

List of Rap Battles (as per request)

#1: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash

#2: Pinkie Pie vs. Rarity

#3: Spa Sisters vs. Flim Flam Brothers

#4: Octavia vs. Vinyl Scratch

#5: Angel vs. Gummy

#6: Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo?) vs. Lyra Heartstrings

#7: Princess Luna vs. Discord

#8: Scootaloo vs. Pipsqueak

#9: Fluttershy vs. Screwball

#10: Apple Bloom vs. Diamond Tiara

#11: Trixie vs. Featherweight

#12: Silver Spoon vs. Spike

#13: Sweetie Belle vs. Queen Chrysalis

#14: Applejack vs. Carrot Top

#15: Bon-Bon vs. Lyra Heartstrings

#16: Twilight Sparkle vs. Rainbow Dash (rematch!)

#17: Big Macintosh vs. Shining Armor

#18: Iron Will vs. Photo Finish

#19: Gilda vs. Prince Blueblood

#20: Nightmare Moon vs. the Doctor (Doctor Whooves)

#21: Princess Celestia vs. Princess Luna

#22: Snips and Snails vs. Twist and Ruby Pinch

#23: Braeburn vs. Soarin'

#24: Zecora vs. Cheerilee

#25: Winona vs. Opalescence

#26: Derpy Hooves vs. Pinkie Pie

#27: Spitfire vs. Daring Do

#28: Princess Cadence vs. Queen Chrysalis

#29: Babs Seed vs. Lightning Dust

#30: Sunset Shimmer vs. Trixie *

#31: tba

Picture by Silversnow here on this site.

...should there be a 'sex' tag, considering some of the stuff brought up in the rap battles? :applejackunsure:

Young Adult
Incomplete
Romance
Random
Comedy
Slice of Life

177,965 words: Estimated 11 Hours, 52 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

Download: text html epub mobi

75 Chapters:

  1. Rap Battle #1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    591
  2. Rap Battle #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    683
  3. Rap Battle #3 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2013
    611
  4. Rap Battle #1: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 30th, 2012
    456
  5. Rap Battle #2: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 30th, 2012
    600
  6. Rap Battle #3: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 30th, 2012
    741
  7. Rap Battle #4 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 19th, 2013
    1,171
  8. Rap Battle #4: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2012
    854
  9. Rap Battle #5 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 19th, 2013
    1,385
  10. Rap Battle #5: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 14th, 2012
    485
  11. Rap Battle #6 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    667
  12. Rap Battle #6: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 11th, 2012
    642
  13. Rap Battle #7 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,072
  14. Rap Battle #7: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 23rd, 2012
    802
  15. Rap Battle #8 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,348
  16. Rap Battle #8: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 1st, 2012
    816
  17. Rap Battle #9 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,388
  18. Rap Battle #9: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 21st, 2012
    952
  19. Rap Battle #10 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,047
  20. Rap Battle #10: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 2nd, 2012
    1,003
  21. Rap Battle #11 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,166
  22. Rap Battle #11: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 17th, 2012
    1,209
  23. Rap Battle #12 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    975
  24. Rap Battle #12: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 25th, 2012
    772
  25. Q&A #1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 29th, 2012
    2,263
  26. Rap Battle #13 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    2,620
  27. Rap Battle #13: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 8th, 2012
    1,669
  28. Rap Battle #4: Alternate Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 9th, 2012
    1,328
  29. Rap Battle #6: Alternate Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 12th, 2012
    1,759
  30. Rap Battle #14 and Rap Battle #7: Alternate Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,568
  31. Rap Battle #14: Results and Aftermath & Homage Rap Battle [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 19th, 2013
    2,360
  32. Slice of Life #1 & Rap Battle #10: Alternate Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 6th, 2012
    1,250
  33. Rap Battle #15 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    846
  34. Rap Battle #15: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 15th, 2012
    955
  35. Rap Battle #16 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,619
  36. Rap Battle #16: Results and Aftermath & Rap Battle #12: Alternate Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 22nd, 2012
    1,321
  37. Rap Battle #17 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,541
  38. Rap Battle #17: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 29th, 2012
    932
  39. Rap Battle #18 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    1,267
  40. Rap Battle #18: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 31st, 2012
    1,227
  41. Rap Battle #19 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    2,907
  42. Rap Battle #19: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 5th, 2012
    1,480
  43. Q&A #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 19th, 2012
    3,878
  44. Rap Battle #20 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    2,322
  45. Rap Battle #20: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 26th, 2012
    1,778
  46. Bonus Chapter: Rap Battles with OC's ... and a Surprise! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    13,756
  47. Bonus Chapter: Results and Aftermath & Rap Battle #21 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    5,312
  48. Rap Battle #21: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 18th, 2012
    1,609
  49. Rap Battle #22 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 26th, 2012
    1,075
  50. Rap Battle #22: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 31st, 2012
    884
  51. Rap Battle #23 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 1st, 2013
    1,208
  52. Rap Battle #23: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 8th, 2013
    1,033
  53. Rap Battle #24 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 10th, 2013
    1,390
  54. Rap Battle #24: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 13th, 2013
    1,365
  55. Rap Battle #25 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 13th, 2013
    1,455
  56. Rap Battle #25: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 16th, 2013
    1,177
  57. Rap Battle #26 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 28th, 2013
    1,391
  58. Rap Battle #26: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 1st, 2013
    2,335
  59. Rap Battle #27 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 13th, 2013
    2,565
  60. Rap Battle #27: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 20th, 2013
    2,421
  61. Bonus Chapter #2 (pt. 1): Engagement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 22nd, 2013
    7,767
  62. Bonus Chapter #2 (pt. 2): Entertainment [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 26th, 2013
    9,534
  63. Bonus Chapter #2 (pt. 3): ...Intrigue? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 30th, 2013
    10,085
  64. Q&A #3 Pt. 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 8th, 2013
    7,121
  65. Q&A #3 Pt. 2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 9th, 2013
    11,116
  66. Rap Battle #28 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 31st, 2013
    3,016
  67. Rap Battle #28: Results and Aftermath (Pt. 1) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 1st, 2013
    2,647
  68. Rap Battle #28: Results and Aftermath (Pt. 2) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 26th, 2013
    12,152
  69. Slice of Life Arc, Pt. 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 10th, 2013
    2,980
  70. Slice of Life Arc, Pt. 2 & Rap Battle #29 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 17th, 2013
    2,708
  71. Slice of Life Arc, Pt. 3 & Rap Battle #29: Results and Aftermath [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 23rd, 2013
    2,634
  72. Slice of Life Arc, Pt. 4 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 13th, 2014
    5,060
  73. Rap Battle #30 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 20th, 2014
    1,475
  74. Rap Battle #30: Results and a Sneak Peek [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 1st, 2015
    318
  75. Anarchic Union Arc: Rap Battle #31 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 8th, 2015
    2,050
Published May 23rd, 2012
Last Update Aug 8th, 2015

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