(This was supposed to go up last night with the previous chapter, but I got sidetracked.
I know some of you wanted me to post the fake pdf itself, but I'll let your imaginations fill in the gaps. - Starman Ghost)

Regarding Potion Protection Tips
posted by Evening Star 3:09AM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

This post is dedicated to the fifteen victims of the recent chemical warfare attack.

You've all probably seen the U.S. Department of Defense's 10 Things to Know About the Enemy's Chemical Weapons. I should weigh in on this since I toured one of the conversion bureaus back when they were open, and I want to do my part to make sure this doesn't happen to anypony else. There's a lot of false information flying around, even from official sources, and considering what we're dealing with, that could get someone killed and someone else imprisoned. Okay then, here we go:

1. It's true the full eight ounces ponifies you and trace amounts won't do anything, but it doesn't mention what happens if you drink, say, six ounces or so. I don't think anypony knows.

2. These are the flavors I know for a fact are out there, though I overheard a CB doctor mention they were expecting mint-flavored shipments. I don't know how many of these, if any, got out. Just to be safe I'd avoid minty drinks.

3. Comparing the consistency to cough syrup is accurate.

4. No comment.

5. No comment.

6. I'm not sure how somepony would get it into a smoothie or milkshake since they're made on the spot, but it would be pretty hard to detect if they did.

7. No comment.

8. I know they were going to eventually make that much of it, but it'd take the CBs years to make that much, and that's not even factoring in how much the police seized and destroyed. It's possible more was sneaked out of Equestria, but even accounting for that, the number seems way too high.

9. The bad news here is that changing the flavor is easier than your military intelligence believes. I'm sure at least a few PER newfoal unicorns could pull it off. Not enough for a large-scale poisoning, but they probably could for another attack like the one at the bottling plant.

10. It'd work, but really, how practical is drinking distilled water all the time, especially if you have to superheat it first?

Stay safe, everyone. They won't get anyone else on our watch!

13 comments:

Thanks for the info, Evening. Something to keep in mind when we look over the next supply shipment.

by The_Iceman 4:02AM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

Good to see you're still okay, Evening! And thank you so much for posting these. It's disgusting they'd ponify people against their will like this. What's the point? All they've done is hurt people, and it will make things even harder for the HSR.

by Talisman 5:01AM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

Are you kidding me? You obviously put this up to confuse people. I hope the police haul you off soon, things are bad enough without you trying to get more people killed.

by Shadez 7:55AM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

PER really need to get their heads out of their flanks. What they did really crossed the line.

by Vocal May 3:39PM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

I'd like to think this is like the anthrax scare back in the 00's and the danger's already passed, but like you said there's no telling how much potion got out. Never thought I'd have to worry about chemical weapons in my lifetime.
Love how Brazil stuck the newfoals in internment camps, too. Way to learn from history, guys.

by StillTheBest1973 4:54PM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

Can you tell me something Evening Star? Why do you keep using the words somepony and anypony even when you're talking about humans? Bit of a Freudian slip there? Taken any trips to a bottling plant lately?

by sturmgewehr 5:13PM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

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by SecretAsianMan 9:19PM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

Linked on my potion post Hope this will help w/the crazy rumors.

by Cokebird 10:45PM GMT, Wed February 14, 2018

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by Walt1999 5:17PM GMT, Thu February 15, 2018

Jesus Christ.

by The_Iceman 10:04PM GMT, Thu February 15, 2018

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