The next morning I was walking down the halls to get some breakfast. When I came into the dining room I saw that everyone else was already there (though Jason seemed to be nodding off at the table.)

“Hey everyone, good morning,” I called out with a wave.

“Go die...”Jason mumbled, glaring at me.

“Love you too honey,” I replied before dodging a fork.

        “Damn Jay,” Zinnia muttered, taking a long drag of her coffee. “I hope I’m not that cranky when my mood swings kick in.”

”Mornings suck...morning people are the devil...” he mumbled, rubbing his eyes.

        “Better than eternal darkness people…” Zinnia muttered, slouching back in her chair. “I hope Fluttershy’s okay…”

        “Well, other than little Miss and Mister Sunshine over here, how’s everyone else this morning?” I asked taking a seat to Celestia’s right.

“Well the young ones slept well,” Chrysalis said, watching the foals play in a makeshift play pen.

“I had some trouble getting comfortable but I managed,” Rarity commented from her mound of cushions.

“Oh, was it because of the change in environment, or is there something I could do to help?” I asked.

“Not unless you can get the foal out,” Rarity commented, patting her swollen belly.

“Sorry, that’s not my area of expertise. The only thing I can offer you is some home remedies that my mother swore helped alleviate pregnancy symptoms. Don’t know if they’d work for a pony though,” I offered while rubbing the back of my head.

“Don’t worry about it, I’m due any day now anyway.” She dismissively waved her hoof.

“You are!?” Zinnia asked excitedly. “Oh, I’m so excited, I can’t wait!”

“I bet it’ll have two heads or be a hedgehog or something,” Chrysalis teased, much to Rarity’s annoyance.

I rolled my eyes and smiled a bit at the antics before turning to Zinnia. “Hey Zinnia, didn’t you say that you had pokemon other than Writher that were with you when you came here?”

“Yeah,” the Draconid replied, leaning back and staring at the ceiling. “Me and Writher were sat on Sonar’s back, so it’s not completely out of th question that he’d be here somewhere too.” She paused, seemingly thinking on something. “Oh, Sonar’s a Noivern. Jason knows him, kinda.”

“Nice guy,” Jason added, sipping at some tea. He made a face, looking at Celestia. “Seriously, Zebrifican Red Tea. Get some...”

“If that is what thou wants,” Celestia started, signaling for a maid. “Then we have some in the pantry. Or dost thou prefer to complain about things first?” She teased.

He glared, conjuring up a snowball, tossing it at her only for it to stop just short of hitting her face due to a barrier she had erected.

“Thou art lucky we consider thee to be family now. Otherwise that could’ve landed thee in the dungeon,” Celestia teased again.

“I can do worse.” he warned, narrowing his eyes.

“Can we not have threats at the breakfast table?” I asked, hoping to defuse the situation.

“Why are you so grumpy lately Jason?” Zinnia asked, leaning forward. “Is it because of the baby, or is something else eating at you?”

“I’m always like this, you just haven’t been around me long enough,” Jason snorted, downing the rest of his tea.

“Anyway,” I started, trying to get back to an earlier point, “do you think we should look for Sonar?”

“Either that or wait for panicked reports of a bat-dragon monster flying around looking for something,” the Draconid shrugged. “Either way, he’ll turn up. I have faith in him.”

“Uhh Zinnia, considering all the crazy creatures that are running around here, your description could just as well match something that already lives here.”

“True…” she murmured before standing up, stretching. “Alright then, where do we start?”

“Well, there’s a place where dragons stop to rest during their migration that isn’t too far from here. That might be a good place to start,” I said with a shrug.

“Knowing Sonar and his… approach on things,” Zinnia sighed. “He’d probably head for the nearest Draconic scent and start looking there, so that’s a good idea. I just hope he hasn’t gotten himself into any trouble while he was alone.”

“That depends, how much does he take after his trainer?” I asked with a chuckle.

“Well if you think of me as the impulsive type, he’s the exact opposite,” she said with a chuckle. “And I’m not his trainer. He’s more like… an uncle for Stryker.”

“That’s pretty interesting,” I replied with a nod. “So whaddya say we make this into a road trip and try to find Sonar?”

“Another one?” she laughed. “Didn’t you guys just have a road trip to Chiton’s hive? You sure you’re not just getting sick of the castle?”

“One,” I started holding up a finger, “that was a mission of peace and trying to rescue Morning. Two, you weren’t involved with most of that and what you were involved, most of it was spent high. And three, this is more like me putting off all the work I’ll have to do to build the changeling village.” I finished with a grin.

“Fair enough.”

“Glad to hear you’re on board,” I said with a nod. “What about you Jason, do you wanna help with this?”

“Go suck a lemon...”

“I think little miss sunshine would prefer a nap,” Zinnia snickered. She shrieked with laughter as a flurry of snowballs were flung her way, bringing up a green bubble of energy to protect herself.

“Well if Jason would prefer to take a nap then I guess it’ll just be the two of us Zinnia,” I told her with a wink.

“How romantic, Vash,” she replied from behind her shield, still laughing. “Taking a girl out to find her lost friend. All alone. No one could predict what happened out there…”

‘Now I have to go to protect Vash from you,” Jason said, cracking his neck with a loud pop.

“Who says I want protecting!” I interjected.

“Thou hast better want it,” Celestia warned semi-playfully. “While we have agreed to a connected herd, we are not prepared for thou to just sleep with her as soon as thou can.”

“Plus, you're just too nice Vash,” Jason added, getting up and stretching.

“Isn’t too nice just something you use as a BS line on an online dating profile when they ask about your weaknesses?” I joked.

“Or it’s someone they warn about me,” Zinnia shrugged. “‘Too nice’ often translates to ‘they’ll say yes and regret it later’."

“Also, Zinnia, stop ogling me, I get enough of that from Chrissy, I don’t need it from you.” Jason crossed his arms, giving her an annoyed glare.

“Does that go for me too or…?” I asked with a raised hand.

“Also,” Zinnia chimed, throwing her arm around Jason’s neck and hugging him tightly. She grinned cheekily, poking him in the breast. “No.”

“I will hurt you Zinnia.” he warned, looking into her eyes.

“Make out already!” Chrysalis shouted, smirking.

“That’s all the permission I need!” Zinnia cried before pouncing on Jason, locking her lips onto his and shoving her tongue into his mouth. The fact that he was a woman right now made it so hot.

I quickly pulled out my phone from my pocket and snapped a picture of the scene before me. Thanking all the gods that I had the foresight to conserve my battery for as long as I had. “And now I know what my new wallpaper is going to be,” I said to myself as I stared at the picture.

“Hey Vash!” Zinnia called out when she came up for air, smiling madly. “Catch!” With that, she flung a piece of cloth to me, which I quickly realised was Jason’s boxers! “Ultimate panty raid, straight from the source!”

“Why would you throw these to me?!” I hissed with a red tint to my cheeks. “Jason, please take these back.” I said, holding the boxers out in my left hand. “I’d rather you weren’t pissed at me.”

Zinnia pouted, stradling Jason’s lap. “You’re no fun,” she whined, crossing her arms. “I thought we were trolling! C’mon, man up a little!”

“Excuse me for wanting to live long enough to see the birth of my son/daughter,” I said with a roll of my eyes.

“Whatever,” the Draconid huffed, leaning down and kissing Jason once more before standing up and sauntering over to Celestia’s side. “Y’know, in my world, you’re kinda depressed right now. Any suggestions to cheer yourself up?”

“It all depends on the root of the depression,” Celestia answered with a shrug. “Though we were never one to turn down a homemade cake.”

“Well, I’m not sure if I should tell you this, but…” she trailed off, before shaking her head with a sigh. “No, I don’t think I will. I’ll just try the cake thing, thanks Celly.”

“T’was our pleasure to be of assistance. And if that doesn’t work then attempt talking to see what thou can do. And if we prove to be stubborn, then do not be afraid to be stubborn in turn.” She offered with a smile.

“Oh, that won’t be a problem,” Zinnia chuckled. “I can be pretty hard-headed when I wanna be.”

“Then we trust that thou shalt be successful in thy endeavors.”

“As much as I like seeing Zinnia do something actually productive for once,” Jason called out, hiding behind a pillar as he assumably put his underwear back on. “We should probably head out to find Sonar. The longer we wait, the more chance there is we’ll either miss him or he’ll get into a fight.”

“Alright, let’s grab the leftover supplies from the changeling mission and let’s get ready to head out,” I said, standing up.

“I’m good,” Zinnia said, patting the bag at her side. “I’ve got months of supplies in here. Infinite Bag of Holding, basically.”

“Cool, do you mind sharing with the rest of us?” I asked.

“Not at all!” she replied with a bright smile. “Just let me change out of my sleepover pyjamas.”

Before anyone could say a thing, Zinnia pulled her top off, revealing her bare chest and shoving the shirt into her bag. Next were the shorts, disappearing just as quickly before she sat on the edge of the table, crossing one leg over the other casually as she rummaged through the bag.

“Zinnia, shouldn’t you’ve found an empty room before you did that?” I asked with red tinged cheeks.

“Hm?” she hummed, looking up briefly before shrugging and returning to her search. “Nah, we’re all gonna see each other naked eventually anyway. It’s a fact of the universe - unless we’re related, I will get you naked.” She paused, grinning at something. “A-ha! Found it!”

“Zinnia, did you mean for that last statement to sound rapey? Because it sounded pretty rapey.”

“What? Oh, no no no!” she said frantically, waving her hands in front of her, a black leather bra in her grip. “No, I would never rape someone! Not unless it’s, like, roleplay or something, and we’ve clearly established that that’s not what’s really happening.” She paused, sighing. “Sorry, that was just something an old friend of mine made up, and I kinda just ran with it. And yes, I did screw her.”

“Alright, no need to get so defensive. Also, I pegged you for a leather bra kind of girl.” I said, pointing out the bra in her hand. “Glad to know I haven’t lost my touch.”

“Oh, this isn’t a bra,” Zinnia explained, putting the straps around her neck. “Bras go under shirts, I don’t wear shirts with this. It’s more like a bikini top. Little help?” she added, turning her back to me.

I sighed and walked over to her to help her with the top. “You’re trying to tempt me on this trip, aren’t you?”

“Maybe~” she cooed, reaching into her bag again and pulling out a pair of black lace panties and a dark purple mini skirt. “Now you can help me with these or I can do them myself, it’s up to you.”

“You can do those yourself,” I said taking a step back. “We both know you’d rather have my help taking those off.”

“Eh, guilty.” She stood up, sauntering to where everyone could see her and bending over slowly, inching the panties up her long, slender legs…

I looked between Celestia and Zinnia a few times before slouching over and sobbing silently. “To whichever god may be listening, please give me strength. This temptation will be the death of me.”

“Sweet mother of me…” I heard Celestia breathe, and I followed her gaze to see that she was staring right at Zinnia’s exposed ass, the slightest hint of drool at the corner of her mouth.

‘And I can potentially use that to my advantage,’ I thought. ‘Vash might be getting a threesome when all this is over,’

Zinnia finally, finally finished putting her underwear on, snapping the waistband while throwing a smirk over her shoulder. “I’m tempted to stay like this now,” she cooed, shrugging a second after. “But I supposed I don’t really want to put the skirt away, so…” She smirked again, pulling the skirt on quickly, revealing that it only just covered her ass, and even then you could still see all of her curves with how tight it was.

“Are we finally ready to get going, or do you want to see if we can find a pole for you to dance on?” I asked with a chuckle.

“Oh, could I do that before I go home?” she asked eagerly, eyes actually sparkling slightly. “And don’t tell Luna! I want to have her brought in blindfolded and surprise her.”

“Wasn’t being serious there… but I suppose I could try to make and install a stripper pole somewhere.” I muttered to myself before shaking my head. “Anyway, let’s get going. We don’t want anything to happen to Sonar.”

“Alright,” Zinnia shrugged, pulling out a pair of black sneakers and slipping them on her feet. “You sure you wanna come, Jay?” she called.

“Yes,” he deadpanned. “With what you just did, you’re going to need someone to keep you two from just stopping every five minutes.”

“We would not stop every five minutes!” I shot back.

“It’d probably be more like three,” Zinnia shrugged. “I’m pretty accessible dressed like this.”

“Whoa there,” I said throwing my hands up quickly. “I have a pretty good recharge rate but I’m not Superman over here.”

“Fine,” the Draconid groaned, heading for the door. “Eight minutes.”

“That’d probably work,” I replied with a shrug, following after her.

“I,” Jason sighed, dragging a hand down his face. “Am surrounded. By idiots.”

A few hours later and all of us were on a path out of the forest and were heading east toward a mountain that was about a day or so’s walk away. I was in the lead with Jason in the middle while Zinnia brought up the rear. Jason had insisted on being between Zinnia and me. I tried to offer a substantial rebuttal, but he wasn’t hearing any of it.

“You’re no fun, Jay,” Zinnia huffed, pouting.

“I don’t care Zinnia,” Jason huffed back. “I’m not letting you and Vash get into any trouble.”

“Oh come on Jason,” I called back. “What kind of trouble could we get in with you here?”

“So much,” he deadpanned, nodding his head at Zinnia. “She’s like a magnet for it.”

“Hey!” Zinnia cried. “I represent that remark!”

“Don’t you mean resent?” I questioned.

“No,” Jason said evenly. “She really, really doesn’t.”

“Hey, I’m no liar,” Zinnia said nonchalantly, shrugging.

“Even if it helped you get into somebody’s pants?” I asked, laughing.

“Nope!”

“Well, at least she has some morals,” Jason muttered.

“I never doubted she had morals,” I said with a shrug. “I was just wondering if she had limits to what she’d do to get laid.”

“Make tons of advances until I’m explicitly told ‘no’,” Zinnia chimed from my side, slinging her arm around my shoulder. “It could be straight away or it could be after three weeks, but if you say no, I’ll stop. Tell’im, Jay!”

“To be fair,” the Jotun relented. “When we first met, she did stop trying to get me in bed when I said I was married. Didn’t stop her saying she wanted me, though.”

“And then your grandma told you to bang me!” she cheered. “How is Hel, by the way? Last time I saw her was when my universe was grabbed by Yggdrasil and became one of your realms.”

“What!?” Jason shrieked. “Why didn’t you tell me!? Why didn’t she tell me!?”

“I’ve been busy, and I’m guessing Hel’s a troll, so…”

“She did seem like a bit of a troll when I met her,” I said with a nod. “And if Jason’s comment was anything to go by she might be a bit of a stalker.”

“Well when all you’ve got for entertainment for a few thousand years is books and learning every language in existence,” Zinnia shrugged. “I’d jump on the chance for something different too.”

“She also knows every style imaginable and for some reason knows Shin Zanzetsuken.” Jason sighed, sagging a little

“Hey, just be glad you get to see your family,” I said. “Everyone isn’t that lucky.”

“My brother’s out there as a Displaced,” Zinnia provided. “But he’s the only one of my family I cared about anyway. Otherwise I’ve just been trying to make a new one for myself - you two included!” She pulled us into a hug on last bit, wrapping an arm around each of us and squeezing tightly.

“A brother huh?” I said with a weak chuckle. “I haven’t talked to mine in a while,” I finished with a sigh.

“Man, I’m sorry,” Zinnia said. “Do you know if he’s out there with us somewhere?”

“I doubt it,” I said with a weak laugh. “I come from a traditional household. The last I’d heard he went on to become a preacher while I had started my graduate work… I was kind of the black sheep of my family.”

“You’re not the only one,” she chuckled mirthlessly. “My parents disowned me because of my sex drive, said I was a disgrace. Kicked Ace out because he, quote, ‘spent too much money on games’, even though it was all his own.”

“Yeah, my mom said I was touched by the devil when she caught me masturbating,” I shared with a laugh. “Puberty sucked after that.”

“What about you, Jay?” Zinnia asked. “We’re sharing here, anything you’d like to get off your chest?”

“Well, do you want to know about my biological or my adoptive parents?” Jason asked, looking up at the sky.

“I’m curious about your adoptive family, to be honest,” the Draconid said. “I can kinda gather the struggles with a family of Norse Gods from the legends back home, but what about your human family?”

“I’m curious about both to be honest,” I added. “But whatever you wanna tell us is fine with me.”

“Well, you’ve both met Megan, she and her brother used to go to Equestria when they were kids,” Jason started, “But one day the bridge just disappeared. No one believed her and they made her believe none of it was real.”

“Wait…” Zinnia murmured, snapping her fingers a second later. “Was your mom the girl from MLP series one? I never watched the new one, but the first few…”

“Hold up there,” I said. “First, and this isn’t important but, they made more than one series out of My Little Pony?” I asked with a quirked eyebrow. “Second, YOUR MOM IS FROM AN OLD CARTOON! How is that even possible?”

“Multiverse rules,” Zinnia and Jason deadpanned simultaneously.

“Okay continue,” I said as I pinched my brow. “Please, before my head collapses from how complicated my life has become.”

“So she became very religious and married Mr.Hughes, who is a peice of shit,” Jason spat, a look of contempt on his face.

“What kind of piece of shit are we talking about?” I asked.

“I’d rather not talk about it.” Jason said curtly.

“Alright, if you don’t feel like sharing then I won’t force you,” I shrugged. “Still, what you said earlier about making a new family here Zinnia,” I continued with a bit of a smile. “I’ve got to agree with you there. Including you two being part of mine.”

“You guys know know about my biological parents?” Jason asked, looking back at us.

“I know the basics,” Zinnia replied, shrugging. “I told you before, I studied the Norse Gods back home after watching Avengers.”

“I don’t know who your parents are,” I admitted “I’m a novice when it comes to Norse myths.”

“My mother’s name is Terra, she’s a witch,” Jason smiled, “My father’s name was Toya, my real name is Corypheus Toyason and I have a sister named Ib.”

“Is there any chance of us meeting her at your family reunion?”

“Vash, even I know that’s not cool,” Zinnia stated.

“What?” I asked with a worried expression. “On a scale of one to ass kicking, how bad did I just screw up here?”

“Well yeah you can meet her, she’s a shadowmancer.” Jason shrugged. “Anyway, They were walking home one night when I was about..three and a group of witch hunters ambushed them. My father died protecting us and my mother cast a spell that sent me to safety but...she didn’t know where...”

“Oh, sorry to hear that,” I offered.

“Hey it’s all good,” he smiled, “I got to met him anyway.”

“Did your grandma help with that?” I asked.

“She’s the goddess of death, she can bend the rules every so often,” Jason said with a nod.

“That’s the beauty of family I guess,” I chuckled. “They might be crazy, but they can still help us when we need them.”

“And now you two are in it!”

“Yup!” I affirmed with a few nods. “Oh, you said your sister is a shadowmancer, what all can they do… besides win a shadow puppet contest?”

“Dude…” Zinnia breathed. “Is that… Is that racist?”

“What?” Jason asked, looking at her like she was crazy.

“Assuming shadowmancers are good at shadow puppets!” she cried out. “That’s gotta be offensive at the least!”

“Zinnia, did you lick some changeling resin while we weren’t looking?” I asked with a quirked eyebrow.

“Uh… unless someone slipped it into my food, I don’t think so…”

“So, what all can a shadowmancer do?” I asked again.

“I honestly have no idea, I’ve never seen her power myself,”Jason admitted with a sheepish smile.

“Well if she’s anything like the shadowmancers in games,” Zinnia said, a hand resting on her chin in thought. “It’s probably manipulation and production of shadows and darkness. Kinda like Blackbeard in One Piece, or maybe my Shadow Claw.” She held her hand out, her shadow seeming to melt into her feet before erupting from her hand and forming a claw-shaped construct.

“That’d be pretty sweet,” I said with a nod. “I’ll have to ask her myself if I meet her.”

“Anyway, what else is there to talk about?” Jason asked, eyeing the claw.

“How about we keep swapping stories, but we change what kind every so often?” Zinnia provided, shaking the shadows off. The dark energy seemed to swirl in the air for a moment before dropping like stones, merging back into her shadow once more. “We could do embarrassing moments next.”

“Hold on, does anybody want to make certain topics off-limits?” I asked.

“Like what?” the Draconid asked in turn.

“I dunno, but considering what’s on both of our minds most of the time I was wondering if Jason would want to make sexual topics a no-go zone?”

“Well we could just say you don’t have to answer if you don't want to.” Zinnia provided.

“Alright, then I’ll share something embarrassing and sexual. I… was actually a virgin before coming to Equestria.”

“So was I,” Jason said shrugging.

“I haven’t been a virgin since I was sixteen,” Zinnia chuckled, shaking her head. “But something embarrassing… well, I was a porn star for a while.”

“Really?” I asked with a chuckle. “When you applied for the job did they have a checklist for what kind of scenes you’d be okay with doing?”

“I… didn’t really apply,” she admitted with an embarrassed chuckle. “I got caught in one of those ‘Fake Taxi’ vids and I gave the guy my number. He called me a few days later and asked if I wanted to make a living out of it.”

“Did they give you a pornstar name and everything?” I asked.

“I got to chose my own, went with ‘Zeta’.” She paused, a crimson hue coating her cheeks. “Don’t ask why.”

“Did you have a crush on Catherine Zeta Jones?” I asked with a smirk.

Zinnia remained quiet, her blush started spreading to her ears.

“Aww, that’s nothing to be embarrassed about,” I told her with a pat on the back. “I had a crush on her too at one point.”

“...shut up, Vash…” Zinnia mumbled, looking away.

“Wow, you just admitted to doing porn and the thing that’s left you blustered is a celebrity crush? That’s kind of adorable in a way.” I finished with a grin as I scratched my cheek a little.

“Vash, would you like me to show you what I learned in my years as a sexual artist?” she asked suddenly.

“Uhh, have you met me?” I asked as though the answer was obvious.

“Then shut up, or - and I swear this is the only time this will ever happen, and Hodgepodge is probably having a fit over it - I won’t sleep with you.”

“Shutting up now,” I whimpered.

“Wow, that's a big threat from you Z,” Jason said, looking at her with a raised eyebrow.

“I’m not adorable,” she pouted adorably. “I’m sexy.”

“Can’t you be both?” I asked carefully.

Zinnia whipped around, her eyes sending a message of immediate danger. “I’m either sexy or deadly. Only one person calls me cute, and that’s not you.”

“Okay, you’re sexy.” I said throwing up my hands defensively. “A pure sexual dynamo that anyone would be lucky to get with.”

“Damn right,” she preened, turning and marching ahead, swaying her hips as she walked.

I let out a long sigh as I watched her then turned to Jason. “Women, am I right?” I asked with a weak grin.

He just looked at me, eyebrow raised.

Zinnia fluttered back, hovering over our heads with her hands behind her head. “Did you just say that to the man-turned-woman that you knocked up, Vash?” she asked, smiling slightly. “Wow, it is true what they say about some blondes.”

“That we have all the fun?” I asked, feigning ignorance.

“Sure buddy. Whatever you say.”

We walked in silence for a moment before Zinnia spoke up again. “So what’s next?”

“Depends on what you mean by that?” I asked.

“Stories, you idiot,” she sighed. “We’ve done family and embarrassing moments, what’s next?”

“I don’t know, maybe share something happy to lighten the mood?” I suggested.

“Alright - best birthday.”

“That would have to be my 5th,” I started, laughing as I remembered it. “My dad dressed up as the red power ranger to save money on the entertainment and he fell into the cake while doing what he thought was karate.”

Zinnia giggled at that, a hand over her mouth. “Sounds like that was fun. Mine was my eighteenth - Ace organised the whole thing, rented out an entire brothel for me and a bunch of my friends from the porn shoots. We had the biggest orgy ever.” She paused, laughing a little. “Then when I walked out the next morning, covered in cum, he was stood there with a towel and the keys to a new car. Greatest brother ever.”

“What about you Jason?” I asked turning to him. “You got a best birthday story?”

“Not really, growing up with hyper religious parents sucked,” he said with a shrug, “What about best injuries?”

“From fights?” Zinnia asked, shrugging. “I never really fought much before being Displaced, so my worst injury was mental. Got thrown in an asylum after Ace disappeared - I know he was Displaced now, though - and was kept there for three years before getting displaced myself. Went through group therapy, electroshock, ink blots, painting, and a bunch of other shit that didn’t work. All because I freaked out and had a small party with a pile of rocks and a sack of flour.”

“Yikes,” I offered dumbly. “I didn’t get into fights much either. But my best injury was when I nearly gave myself a 3rd degree burn when I first used a soldering iron.”

“I got stabbed in the chest by a drug dealer,” Jason said, “It hurt like a bitch.”

“And the winner is... Jason,” I said as I mimed opening an envelope. “But our other contestants will go home with some lovely gift baskets.”

“You should have seen the look on his face too,” Jason smirked, “He totally thought I was dead but I got up, with a knife where my heart should be, utterly pissed.”

“Wait, where your heart should be?” I questioned.

“I have Dextrocardia, my hearts on the right not the left.”

“Is that part of your Jotun heritage or just a personal quirk?”

“Birth defect.”

“Sweet,” Zinnia chimed. “That’s got to have come in hand in a fight. I’ve got something wrong with the production of chemicals in my head. Leaves me with less shame and more lust.”

“I used to have something wrong with my leg. But ever since I became Vash it hasn’t bothered me,” I admitted.

“What about your first pet?” Zinnia chimed. “Mine was a snake named Ekans. Yes, I named it after a Pokemon,” she added with a light laugh, rolling her eyes.

“I didn’t have any pets. My mom was allergic to most animal fur.”

“Dude, that sucks!” the Draconid said sadly. “Pets are the greatest, always there to listen when people can’t.”

“I had a gecko named Jose,” Jason sighed, “Man I miss that little guy.”

“It wasn’t all bad,” I said with a shrug. “I had a toy robot that I made myself that I treated like a pet. I also pretended it was like my butler.”

Zinnia was quiet for a moment before nodding, slamming a fist into her palm. “Okay, I’m getting you a pet. A Pokemon pet.”

I blinked a few times before tears welled up in my eyes. “That would make a childhood dream of mine come true. I… I think I love you, Zinnia.” I said, joking… for the most part.

“Vash, you need to be careful saying that,” Zinnia chuckled. “Especially around a certain Overlord Displaced named Umbra. She’s my girlfriend, and she will smack you up.” She smiled, shaking her head. “Not that I don’t appreciate it. Now, I’d need you to come to my verse to find one, since everyone seems to have a ‘soul partner’ or something.”

“That’d be awesome,” I said with a smile. “Here’s hoping mine will be something like a Gardevoir. That’s one of my favorites.”

“I wonder why…” Zinnia muttered, leaning in close to Jason.

“Because I like it’s stats, the recent type change made it really good to use against dragons. And it was one of the first pokemon I caught in Sapphire so there’s a personal connection there,” I answered honestly.

“Fair enough,” Zinnia said, nodding. “I can’t guarantee it’ll be a Gardevoir though, your partner will come to you.” She paused, turning to Jason. “Do you want one too? Or are you good just turning into them?”

“That could be cool Jason,” I said with a smile and a nod, “What kind of Pokemon would you want for your partner?”

“Oh, I already have a partner,” Jason said shaking his head, “Her name is Zed, she’s an Anubian Baskurr.”

“Alright, but what pokemon would you like if you didn’t already have Zed?”

“Yeah, come on man,” Zinnia said, nudging him. “Don’t be a spoilsport, join in the fantasy!”

“Eh...I dunno...there are a lot of them...”

“Just pick the first one that comes to mind. Or one that you wanted the most when you were a kid,” I said.

“Well...my favorite pokemon has always been Deoxys.”

“That’s a solid choice,” I said with a nod. “The design for it is awesome and the multiform thing makes it interesting.”

“You know…” Zinnia murmured. “I’m not sure what’s gonna happen with Deoxys. I’ve seen a few legendaries, but Deoxys is technically an alien, isn’t it?”

“Wasn’t there a theory that all pokemon are aliens?” I pondered. “Or was that just the Mount Moon episode that offered that idea?”

“Eh, I don’t know,” the Draconid shrugged. “Pokemon history is so janky it’s not even funny.”

“True, pokemon canon gets retconned more than any comic series,” I said.

Zinnia shook her head with a sigh. “I gave the lore up after a while. Too much. Anyway, my partner is actually my son, Stryker. While he’s not old enough to battle yet, he’s a powerful little man. Already knows Twister!”

“Sounds cool,” I said with a grin. “He’ll have to show me that when you want to summon me to your Equestria. By the way,” I said, reaching into my pocket. “Here’s my token,” I tossed her a bullet. “Use that to summon me whenever you want. I’m always ready to help family after all.”

“Sweet,” she replied, catching the bullet and pulling a small black case from her bag, dropping it in. She then pulled out a small blue pendant with silver trimming, threaded onto a thin silver string. She closed her eyes, creating two copies of herself and the token that they handed to me and Jason. “This is Ace’s token, just tell him I sent you.” She dismissed one of the copies, the other one bending down and removing her anklet and tossing it to me. “And that’s mine. Jay you’ve still got it, right?”

“Of course.”

“I’ll be sure to take good care of this. Oh, the next time you summon Umbra, call me and maybe we can have a talk about the whole shared herd thing.” I said as I put the two tokens away in my duster.

“Will do,” Zinnia replied, giving a quick salute before starting to giggle uncontrollably.

“What’s with the giggling?” I asked.

“I just thought about what Umbra’s gonna do when you mention the herd.”

“Will it be good, or should I wear a helmet and a cup?” I asked, paling a little.

“That depends if I get her in a good mood first,” she chuckled, socking me in the arm. “Come on, pretty sure we’ll be at the mountain within the hour if we hurry.”

“Alright, let’s hoof it,” I said with a quick laugh as I started to jog ahead.

We all hurried along and Zinnia was right, we made it to the base of the mountain within the next hour.

“Alright everyone, now the only thing we have left to do is to find a way up the mountain,” I said, looking between Jason and Zinnia.”

“I could carry us all up,” Zinnia said, her body gaining a white sheen before she hooked her arms around our waists, rocketing upwards with a powerful flap of her wings. “Strength and Fly, bitches!” she cackled.

“I know I should feel emasculated or something right now,” I said as I made myself comfortable, “but what can I say? I’ve got a thing for strong chicks.”

“You’ll love it when I get in your bedroom, then,” Zinnia purred. Jason coughed uncomfortably from her other side. “Right, sorry Jay. Anyone see where we need to land?”

“There’s a cave close to the peak, other than that there’s a few places along the range I could probably point out when we get high enough.”

“You think we should start from the bottom or go straight for the cave?”

“The cave is one of the places where I heard that dragons use as a rest stop between nests during migration. Side note, can we look for some loose dragon scales while we’re here? I really want to make some dragon scale armor and dragons aren’t too keen on sharing.”

“Sure, why not?” Zinnia replied, putting on a burst of speed, bringing them level with the plateau atop the mountain, a cave opening off to one side. “Well here we are. See anything that’d tell us a Noivern was here?”

As soon as those words left her mouth, the mountain shook with the unbridled rage released in a pair of great, blood-curdling roars.

“I think I found something,” I said, pointing in the direction of the roars.

A plume of fire erupted from the depths of the cave, a massive black and purple forme flying out seconds after, crashing down near to the edge of the plateau and kicking up a cloud of dust. A few seconds later, a lanky drake stalked out, long pink spines curling down his neck. Large, powerful looking wings rested on his back, and his long, thick tail thrashed about behind him in anger. His scales were a burnt red, his underbelly a softer yellow.

“How dare thee enter our cave, wyvern!” the drake roared, flames licking at his lips. “I shall burn thee to cinders for thine ignorance!”

“Whoa, the way he said wyvern sounded a bit racist,” I commented.

“It probably was,” Zinnia said, nodding sagely. “In certain media, Dragons and Wyverns were separate species that hated each other.”

“Well, we can worry about dragon-wyvern relations later. Right now, we should probably help Sonar here,” I stated.

“Well let’s get going then!” Zinnia cried, charging into the battle as Sonar pulled himself to his feet. Blue flames built claws around her hands before she lunged, swiping her claws at the red drake.

I drew my revolver and fired a warning shot that wizzed right by the drake’s cheek. “Stop attacking my friend here or the next shot goes right through your eye,” I warned him.

“How dare thee!” the drake growled. “How dare thee attack Smaug, Crimson Drake of the Burning Sunrise!”

“Do you wanna see me do it again?” I told him. “I got plenty of ammo for this thing and I’m quick on the draw.”

‘Smaug’ growled again before snorting, small clouds of smoke flying from his nostrils. “Fine,” he spat, glaring at me. “Thou may leave this day, but be warned! Should thou return to this place, we will not hesitate to reduce thee to ash!”

“Good,” Zinnia said from behind the drake, her arm held high. She quickly dispersed the blue flames coating her hand and stalked past him, shooting him a glare. “Come on, Sonar, we’re leaving.

“Halt!” We all turned to see Smaug glaring angrily at us. “We said that thou couldst leave, not the wyvern! His transgressions shall not be forgiven!”

“Kaio Ken X20!” Jason shouted, becoming encased in a furious red aura. He narrowed his eyes, glaring at the dragon. “You don’t threaten my family, reptile.”

“Yeah, you don’t call the shots here,” I told him, keeping the gun leveled at him. “There’s more of us and each one of us could drop your scaly ass before you’d even know what hit you. So, we’re taking they ‘wyvern’ as you called our friend, and you can go suck it somewhere. Do I make myself clear?” I asked as I drew the hammer back on my gun.

The black form pulled itself up, revealing itself to be a massive Noivern that I assume is Sonar as it plodded over to us, leaning it's neck down and nuzzling Zinnia happily.

"WHAT!?!?”

“I take it Sonar didn’t just say something good,” I said with a sigh, still glaring at Smaug.

“He…” Zinnia muttered, stumbling back before steeling herself, fists clenched. “He wants to fight Smaug. Says it’s a matter of honor.”

“Any chance of talking him out of it?” I asked.

“No,” she sighed, moving to a nearby rock and sitting, her arms folded angrily. “Stupid draconic pride, he won’t go with us unless this is settled. And it’s not like I can force him - he’s family, not a slave.”

“Alright,” I said with a nod as I holstered my revolver with a little flourish. I then turned to Sonar with a smirk. “Hey Sonar, give this dick hell. Show him what a real dragon is made of.”

Jason sighed, dropping the aura, sitting down. “Next time I do that, kindly knock me out.”

Sonar seemed to smile at us before letting out a massive roar, taking to the skies. Smaug sneered and followed after him, claws and fangs bared, ready to rip Sonar to shreds.

The Noivern rose higher and higher before twisting in the air, his ears pulsing as waves of sound blasted out in a Boomburst attack, pushing Smaug back. The red dragon growled before rocketing into Sonar’s stomach, but Sonar twisted again, rolling out of the way, his wings glowing a faint silver. He smacked Smaug aside with a Steel Wing, straightening out soon after.

“Hey Zinnia,” I whispered to the Draconid. “Does Sonar know Supersonic?”

“I’m not sure,” she whispered back. “This is the first time I’ve seen him fight in the open air. The only other time was when me and Jay met him, when attacked us, and even then he only used Boomburst.” She paused, bending down and picking up a red scale that had fallen in front of her. “Why do you ask?”

“Well if he did he could confuse Smaug, making it easier for him to win this fight,” I said with a shrug.

“Maybe. But this is a matter of pride, not winning.”

Sonar charged at Smaug from above, folding his wings in and dropping like a rock in a basic Tackle. He tucked his head in at the last minute, his body impacting with the red drake and sending him tumbling through the air.

“Filthy wyrm!” Smaug spat, righting himself and charging at Sonar as he came out of his attack and raking his claws across the Noivern’s chest. Sonar cried out and his altitude dropped dramatically for a moment. Smaug tried to follow up on his first attack and took a deep breath and sent a large fireball towards the Noivern. Sonar righted himself and started beating his wings rapidly, sending a Gust out to meet the hurtling flames. The wind met the fireball and cancelled it out, little embers falling to the ground harmlessly. Then Sonar sent out another Gust, aiming for Smaug’s face. Smaug dodged the attack, the winds just grazing his cheek and dislodging a few loose scales.

Smaug charged at Sonar, his claws outstretched in front of him. Sonar rushed forward, his wings glowing a soft white once more and met Smaug’s attack head on with a Steel Wing. The two dragons pressed at each other, neither one wanting to give an inch. Smaug sneered as wisps of flame escaped his clenched fangs. He then opened his mouth and tried to spray fire all over Sonar. Sonar was prepared for this and sent out a Boomburst to counter the flames. The two attacks collided and exploded in the two dragons’ faces.

“Holy shit!” Zinnia cried out, eyes wide. A massive grin split her face as a cloud of smoke and soot grew in size from the explosion, blocking the combatants from view. “That was fuckin’ awesome!”

“Hey Zinnia, after seeing Sonar fight like this, I might want to raise a Noibat as a partner.” I said with a grin that matched hers.

“Can’t say I blame ya, Dragons are fuckin’ beasts.” She paused as a stream of smoke shot out from the bottom right of the cloud, flying down and back into the cave. “Hah! Guess Smaug couldn’t handle the awesome power of a Noivern!”

“No kidding,” I laughed. “That Smaug just went out like a bitch.”

Zinnia laughed with me, leaning back and watching the cloud for a moment before going quiet. I frowned, looking to her and following her gaze until I saw something that made my blood run cold.

Smaug. In the sky. As in, not in the cave.

“Ha!” he cried, flexing his claws. “So much for the might of the wyverns! He was naught but a child in comparison to my power!” he paused, an evil grin spreading across his face. “His end shall be swift.”

A low, rumbling growl sounded from beside me, and I turned to see Zinnia sitting there gritting her teeth as scales sprouted along her arms. Her nails extended and hardened into black claws even as her body expanded, growing from her regular five feet tall to a stunning eight feet, her clothes becoming a black leotard emblazoned with a flaming purple wisp symbol on the chest. Her wings reshaped to become much taller and sleeker. In her upper arm’s scales was a black pattern of two women encompassed in a flaming heart. Scaled boots covered her feet, black bone heels raising her height even further until she stood at eight foot three. A pair of crimson fins sprouted from her eyebrows, curling upwards and around her head.

“Jason, Vash,” Zinnia growled out, and I noted that her teeth had sharpened to the point where it looked like I was staring at an actual dragon. She turned to me, her slit-pupil eye staring at me with clouded clarity. “Would you kindly check on Sonar? I’m going to make some new boots.”

I nodded a bit and dashed towards the cave, just when I was at the mouth of it. “Hey Zinnia, try not to go overboard.”

“Okay,” she replied, her voice sounding more monstrous, eyes already locked back onto Smaug. “I’ll leave the mountain standing.” Her head twitched to the side.

I didn’t like the sound of that and rushed into the cave. It took me a minute but I was finally able to spot Sonar sprawled out on the cave floor. I knelt down beside him and let out a sigh of relief when I saw his chest rise and fall. I then placed a hand on his shoulder and started to shake him.

“Sonar, are you okay?” I asked quietly. “Come on buddy, I know this is a lot to ask but you’ve got to get up. Zinnia’s gone off the deep end and might end up killing Smaug.”

“Get out of the way,” Jason said, pushing me aside before using his magic to heal Sonar’s wounds, if only a little. “There, that should give him enough strength to move at least.”

“What, you’re not going to give him the Nurse Joy lines?”

“Dun dun dun-fuckin’-dun, now let’s move!”

“Alright,” I said hoisting Sonar up. “Come on buddy, we’ve got to go help your partner before she does something stupid.”

“N-Noi…” Sonar groaned, limping towards the cave mouth with me. Once outside, I noticed that something seemed off, and looked up to see a raging inferno of orange, blue and purple fire, Zinnia flying next to it with her hands outstretched.

“Jesus,” I muttered as I stared slack-jawed at the inferno. “Sonar, sorry to ask this of you after that fight, but please get Zinnia to calm down.”

He looked to me for a moment, seemingly staring at something in my coat, before rolling his eyes and nudging me with his snout, causing my gun to fall out.

I picked up my gun and stared at him with a raised brow. “Do you want me to shoot at her to get her attention?” He just nodded. “Alright, but you’d better keep her from attacking me,” I said with a nervous gulp. “I happen to like my ability to eat without the use of a straw.”

I took a moment to make sure I was aiming somewhere that either wouldn’t hurt her much or at all before squeezing the trigger, the bullet screaming through the air. I watched as it skimmed off of Zinnia’s shoulders, sparks flying from where it ricocheted off of her scales. Zinnia whipped around, the ball of flame dispersing and allowing the drake within to fall to the earth.

Zinnia sneered, flying down to us and landing with a *thud* that shook the ground slightly, crouching down to glare into my eyes.

“Okay Sonar, whatever your plan is now is the time to enact it,” I whispered to him while sweat poured down my face. “She looks like she wants to tear my throat out.”

Sonar seemingly chuckled before stretching his neck out, nudging Zinnia again. The Draconid whipped around and, upon laying eyes on the drake, she instantly calmed down, shrinking back down to her original size. The scales on her arms and legs fell away, clattering to the floor in a small pile. Her clothes returned normal almost instantly, making me blink in disbelief.

“Sonar, when we get back to the castle, you can ask me to get you anything you want,” I told him with a sigh of relief.

Sonar let out a small huff. “He says he’d better,” Zinnia laughed tiredly, swaying on her feet. “Woah… N-now I know why I passed out last time…”

        I put an arm around her and said, “here, I’ll help keep you upright until you’re feeling better.”

        She laughed dryly. “How long can you hold up an unconscious woman?” she asked before her eyes fluttered closed, slumping over.

“Well,” Jason said. “I guess a rage-fuelled transformation would take the wind out of anyone.”

“I figured you’d be an authority in that field,” I teased as I hoisted Zinnia up in a bridal carrying pose before sitting down and leaning against a rock. “Guess we should wait until she wakes up before doing anything else.”

“I suppose so,” Jason agreed, sitting and leaning against a rock himself. Sonar watched us for a moment before yawning, his eyes fluttering closed. “Looks like he’s having a rest, too. Can’t say I blame him though.”

“I hear that, I’m just glad we stopped Zinnia from becoming a killer,” I said as I looked up at the sky.

“I get the feeling she’s gonna be really grateful for that,” he chuckled, shaking his head. “Zinnia doesn’t strike me as the type to handle killing well.”

“Not everyone can be the hardened warrior, Jason.”

“No, I suppose not. Though from what she’s told me of her world, she’s going to have to be.”

“Hmm, I don’t like the sound of that. You know how I feel about killing.”

“Well what about mind control? Or conquest? Or preventing eternal darkness from taking over the world?”

“I don’t like the sound of that either,” I said with a sigh. “I guess this is just one of those times where you have to take the lesser of two evils.”

“I guess so…”

A few hours passed before Zinnia started to stir in my arms. I looked down at her just as her eyes started to flutter open.

        “Wha…?” she murmured, reaching up and rubbing at her eyes, “Where… Where am I?”

        “You’re still up on the mountain,” I told her gently. “Sonar’s fine by the way.”

“Vash?” she breathed, bleary eyes gazing up at me. “...Why are you holding me?”

“You asked me to keep you off the ground before you passed out. And I always accept the request of a lady in need.”

“Pretty sure I was being sarcastic…” she chuckled dryly before groaning, holding a hand to her head. “Ugh, migraine.”

“Whoa, easy there, that crazy dragon form you just used seems to take a lot out of you,”

She just shrugged, smiling faintly before snuggling into my arms, cuddling up to me. “Well, if you insist on being a gentleman,” she said.

“I always do,” I retorted with a chuckle as I gave her a squeeze. “Is Sonar waking up yet?” I asked Jason.

The Jotun looked up from the book he’d pulled out, taking a brief glance at the Noivern before looking back to me and shrugging. “I dunno,” he said. “You’re holding the dragon expert.”

Zinnia sighed, turning her head and glancing at the drake. “I’d give it another minute or so. Sonar doesn’t like sleeping in the day - says it gets in the way of his training.”

“He’s missing out, I always looked forward to sleeping through the mornings on weekends,” I said with a chuckle. Zinnia giggled, wriggling further into my grip.

“...Vern…” we heard, and a second later Sonar shifted, pulling himself to his feet, hunched over and leaning heavily on the claws at the ends of his wings. “Noi… Noivern.”

“Hey buddy!” Zinnia called, holding her hand up. “Mind giving us a lift? I’m too tired to fly and I think these two deserve a rest as well.”

“Sorry to ask this of you after all you’ve done for us by the way,” I added with an apologetic grin.

Sonar seemed to shrug, flapping his wings slightly as though to shake off any stiffness before hunkering down. He nodded at his back, clearly telling us to hop on, and Jason didn’t wait long before climbing up onto the Noivern’s neck.

I got up slowly, helping Zinnia up along with me and walked over to the dragon. “Here, let me help you on to the badass dragon,” I offered her.

“Uh-uh,” she muttered, shaking her head. “I… I don’t want you to put me down. Not yet.”

“As my lady wishes,” I told her with an over dramatic tone.

“Mmm…” Zinnia murmured, wrapping her arms around me. “Good boy…”

Sonar snorted, his wings moving restlessly, and Jason held up his Omnitrix, tapping it lightly with two fingers. Even with it being an alien device of shapeshifting, the message was clear.

“Huh, that kind of kills the mood, doesn’t it?” I mused with a short laugh.

“Ignore them, Prince Charming,” Zinnia said with a happy sigh, cuddling me snuggly. “Just hop on and keep being you.”

“As you wish,” I told her as I got onto Sonar’s back carefully. I then looked forward and patted his back. “By the way, I’m getting you the pokemon equivalent of beer when we get to the castle. You’ve earned it, buddy.”

The Noivern roared happily, spreading his wings wide. “Hold on~,” Zinnia muttered playfully, smiling into my shirt.

“Oh, and thanks for giving me the scales I wanted for my armor project,” I told her as I pulled out one of her scales from my pocket. “If I have any left I might be convinced to make you a scale bikini top if you’re interested.”

The Draconid looked up at me with one eye, smiling cheekily. “Only the top? You sly dog,” she cooed.

“Well obviously I only have so many scales. Certain sacrifices would have to be made,” I replied with a cheeky grin of my own.

“You know,” Jason called over his shoulder. “She can generate them from her body if she learns to control it. You could get as many as you wanted.”

“Thanks for being a party pooper, Jason.” I sighed. “I really hope our kid doesn’t get that from you. What about you, Zinnia?”

“I just can’t wait for my little girl,” she said happily. “I wanna be able to give her the joy of Pokemon first-hand, instead of through a screen.” She paused, sighing happily. “She’s gonna have the best childhood ever…”

“You’re damn right she is,” I told her with a massive grin. ‘Ooh, do you think I could talk you into having her calling me Uncle Vash?”

“That was already gonna happen, dude,” she laughed. “With Stryker too, when you meet him.”

“Yes,” I beamed. “And my son/daughter shall call you Aunt Zinnia. And we will give them the ‘birds and the beedrills’ talk together. Jason is too innocent to handle that one. He can teach them the best way to use a battleaxe.”

“For the last time, I’m not innocent!” Jason shouted angrily, glaring over his shoulder.

“Shut up Jay,” Zinnia giggled. “I’m in a happy, half-sleeping mood right now and it’s all because of Vash. Leave the plant alone.”

“I’m just surprised he had more of an objection to being called innocent rather than the two of us teaching the baby about ‘adult fun-time’,” I said with air-quotes.

“I’ve long since realised that things of an explicit nature are inevitable  with Zinnia,” the Jotun sighed. “So I thought it’d just be better to let her take care of those areas with the kid when she told me the other day. As long as she waits until she’s old enough.”

“Dude, of course I’d wait! I’m not gonna tell her how to fuck as soon as she’s born or anything, I’m not that bad!” She paused, shaking her head. “Hell, I told Umbra off for even mentioning our bedroom actions through metaphors around Stryker. I’ll talk to the kids once they start showing signs of, you know, puberty and stuff.”

“Yeah, same here.” I said with a nod. “I might be a lot of things, an idiot just being one of them, but I’m not utterly irresponsible.”

Jason was quiet for a minute before saying “Good,” and nothing else, staring ahead. Zinnia shook her head before turning her attention back to me.

“Hey, should we mess with the others when we get back?”

“I’m game, what are you thinking?”

She ‘hmm’ed in thought, bringing a hand to her chin before replying. “What about musical troll dancing?”

“Got any dances in mind? You’d have to take the lead though. I’ve never been much of a dancer.”

She grinned, shifting slightly before bringing an iPod into view. “This was a gift from my Displacer. It has unlimited Wi-Fi at full connection across the multiverse. Any song in existence is open to me.”

“By Odin’s beard!” I called out in amazement before I realized something and furrowed my brow. “Wait a minute, you get sexed up by a sexy filipina lady and a magical iPod. All my Displacer did was steal my goddam arm! I call hacks.”

“Oh, I got more than that,” she chuckled mysteriously. “And mine was just nice. I’ve heard there’s some out there that are just complete dicks.”

“I’d file arm-stealing under the complete dick category,” I grumbled.

“Don’t worry honey,” Zinnia cooed, tracing her fingers up my chest as she sat up, staring into my eyes. “If we can get the others to agree, I’ll be sharing some of my other, special presents with you.”

“So, back to the troll dancing idea,” I said with a weak chuckle. “Before a certain Draconid tempts me to do something that would get Morning and my other marefriends to kill me.”

“Okay,” she shrugged, quickly dropping back into her snuggled position. “I was thinking maybe LMFAO, or even Gangnam Style.”

“Well with LMFAO there’s Sexy and I Know It. But, Gangnam style has what is commonly referred to as, ‘the horse dance,’” I mused as I held my chin in thought. “That’s a tough call.”

“See, now that you’ve named it I wanna do Sexy and I Know It,” Zinnia whined. “I can ‘wiggle’ with the best of them, you know.”

“Wanna see how well you hold up in the wiggle department when Morning’s out of her armor?” I joked. I frowned, however, when I felt a wet spot on my shirt. “Are you drooling?”

“Y-yeah…” the Draconid replied, quickly shaking her head. “But there is another reason I wanna do Sexy now.”

“And what reason would that be?” I asked with a quirked eyebrow.

“You,” she grinned. “In a speedo and roller skates.”

“I don’t know,” I said with a big sigh. “I don’t think you’re ready for that much unbridled sexiness.”

She gave me a look that said ‘did you really just say that to me?’, all mirth lost from her eyes.

“That was a joke Zinnia,” I said as I gave her a pat on the head. “Though, I got a bit of the stuff that turned Morning into a Naga, and let’s just say that it had some… expansive effects.”

“What’re you saying?”

“Well, I wasn’t exactly what you’d call a slouch in the size department when I was human. Now, I’m apparently big by pony standards.” I told her with an innocent look.

“And if you use that stuff Morning used… you’ll get even bigger?”

“There’s no guarantee on that one.” I told her with an apologetic look. “The stuff Morning and I accidentally took apparently has random magical effects. For all I know, I could grow a spider abdomen above my ass if I drank more of it.”

“Heh,” Zinnia chuckled mischievously. “You think I could get a little bit of that stuff? I’ve got a mare back home that’s amazing in the sack, and I kinda wanna see what’d happen.”

“Sorry, that stuff is universes away with a mare named Doxuna.”

“Aww…” she pouted. “Is she a Displaced? Can I have her token?” She paused, a sly grin growing on her face. “...Is she hot?”

I let out a sigh as I pulled off the necklace Doxuna gave me. “Here, make a copy of this. And to answer your question, Doxuna is a silver colored version of my Luna that is fifteen-feet tall and has breasts that are bigger than my head, hair included.”

Zinnia lay there for a moment, eyes wide as she stared into the distance before she looked into my eyes. “I am so tit-fucking her,” she breathed as she took the necklace, a copy of her appearing behind her and passing me it’s version of the token. Both Zinnia’s grinned as the copy reached around the original, groping her breasts briefly before disappearing.

“Knock yourself out,” I said with a shrug, “she seemed to be open to friends with benefits when I met her. And I think you’ll like what she used to transform Morning and I.”

“Oh, so do I.”

“Not to interrupt you guys and your sex talks,” Jason called, and we both looked up to see the castle ahead of us. “But we’re back.”

“Guess the snuggling will be over soon,” I said looking down at Zinnia with a weak smile.

“Yeah, but if my plan works, there’ll be something much better later,” she cooed, a sly smile on her face.

“I’ll get the roller skates if you get the gold speedo,” I told her with a sly grin of my own.

“Honey, I’ve got both.”

“Gotta love a lady who comes prepared for anything,” I mused, starting to laugh.

It was just about sunset at the castle and Celestia and Luna were in the throne room about to trade off for Luna to take over for her court.

“We trust that thou had a pleasant sleep, Lulu?”

“Yes, and do not call us Lulu,” Luna huffed. “There are guards around.”

“Very well Luna, we shall respect thy desires.”

“Thank thee, so what all transpired whilst I was asleep.”

“Plans were drawn up for the changeling village and Vash took Zinnia and Jason to go search for her missing companion.”

“Then the castle must’ve been most quiet.” Luna commented.

“Though perhaps a bit too quiet,” Celestia added. “We almost miss their antics…”

As soon as the words left the solar princess’s lips, a strange]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3DHsqmU3v0hVA&sa=D&usg=AFQjCNFhcLV_0Idaz3YKV0bZeIapyegTHA]strange tune[/url] began to echo throughout the castle’s walls, seeming to build up until a male voice began singing, and Vash strutted in mouthing the words dressed in a pair of tight, iridescent blue pants and a black muscle shirt. Zinnia followed after him dressed more or less the same, though her pants were purple and her shirt only reached just past her bust, revealing her midriff.

“When I walk in the spot,” Vash sang, stopping and posing. “This is all I see!”

“E’ry body stop and starin’ at me!” Zinnia chimed, mirroring Vash.

“I got passion in my pants,” they continued together, placing one hand on the waist of their pants each while the other one grabbed their shirts. “And I ain’t afraid to show it!

“Show it!”

“Show it!”

They both paused for a second before tearing the clothes away with a flourish, revealing Vash to be wearing nothing but a sparkling golden speedo that left nothing to the imagination and Zinnia in a likewise sparkling silver bikini so tight the sisters could see her nipples poking through.

“We’re sexy and we know it.”

“What was thou saying about missing their antics?” Luna asked, turning to her sister with a slight blush.

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!” the two sang, shaking their bodies so that their assets jiggled before both princess’s eyes.

“The jiggling… t’is almost hypnotic,” Celestia muttered under her breath.

“What art thou say…” Luna started as she turned back to stare at Zinnia and me.

“Sister?” Celestia asked, managing to tear her eyes away. “Luna? Art thou in there?”

Luna didn’t reply, her hands slowly raising up her body before gripping the collar of her dress tightly. Celestia watched in shock as her sister tore her dress perfectly in half, effectively stripping her down to her bloomers and girdle before she hopped down the stairs of their throne’s plinth, joining Zinnia and Vash as their]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3DKQ6zr6kCPj8&sa=D&usg=AFQjCNEzftiqUJjKsT6vLm55D75kZpfz4w]their song changed.[/url] Zinnia took one look at the night princess’s underclothes and shook her head, using Shadow Claw to quickly slash it up until it looked much more modern, a simple, incredibly thin bra and panties, the latter of which quickly found themselves snugly between the twin cheeks of the full moon.

“Nice costume change,” Vash whispered to Zinnia with a grin.

“It comes with practice,” Zinnia whispered back.

“Mind doing that to the rest of their underwear drawer?” Vash asked with a hopeful expression. “It would make strip-teases a lot sexier.”

“Tell you what,” the Draconid said with a smile. “If this works, I’ll do you a solid and burn all of their old-timey underwear and replace it with mine.”

“I am so glad I met you.”

“Come, sister!” Luna called out suddenly, holding her hands out to Celestia. “‘Tis the most fun We have had since [insert fun thing here, i dunno]!”

Zinnia smirked, nudging Vash and discreetly handing him a pair of silver roller skates, flying up and doing a backflip in order to cover putting her own gold ones.

Celestia blinked a few times before lighting up her horn and teleporting out of the room. Luna frowned, lighting up her own horn in order to follow before her arms were grabbed by Zinnia and Vash, the Draconid managing to slip a pair of stark white roller skates onto her hooves. She shrieked with delight, picking up on the actions rather quickly, and soon she was skating around the room with them, dancing along to the music.

A few moments later Celestia returned with a confused looking Morning Star in tow.

“Why hast thou summoned me Your…” Morning started before she went slack-jawed from the scene before her. “Vash! What art thou wearing!?”

“Quick, Vash, Luna,” Zinnia cried. “Entice her with your wiggles!”

“Understood, setting wiggles to maximum!” Vash cried.

“Wait, how dost we wiggle!?” Luna shrieked, panicking slightly.

“Like this!” Zinnia replied, sliding up behind the mare and grabbing her under the arms, proceeding to shake her chest back and forth. The torn girdle acting as her bra allowed Luna’s cans much more freedom in their wiggling, swinging to and fro erratically. As soon as the princess was wiggling under her own power, Zinnia rolled to Vash’s side, joining them in their wiggling assault.

“Nice wiggling, Luna!” Vash beamed as he stared at her assets wiggle with her movements.

“Now do your ass!” Zinnia called, spinning around and twerking her rear in the air. “Just copy me!” She grinned as Luna did as she was told, locking eyes with Vash and mouthing ‘You’re welcome!’

“Celestia… dost thou know what they are doing?” Morning asked as her eyes darted between Celestia and the group.

“Only that they started dancing in this strange manner and enticed Luna to join them,” Celestia answered, her eyes locked on Zinnia and Luna’s twerk moves.

“Princess?” Morning asked worriedly, waving her hand in front of Celestia’s face only to stagger back as the solar ruler reached up, tearing her dress perfectly in two. Zinnia grinned, skating up to her with a pair of dark blue roller skated in one hand and a Shadow Claw in the other, quickly giving her the same treatment as Luna. The Draconid smirked, giving Celestia’s ass a hearty smack as she sent the mare on to Vash, who immediately started teaching her how to skate. She turned to Morning, holding out her hand invitingly.

“Come on, Morning,” she said with a grin. “It’s fun~”

“How dost thou propose I join in thy merriment?” Morning asked, raising her tail. “Thy… devices do not seem to be made for somepony like me.”

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“Easy,” Zinnia chimed, reaching into her bag and pulling out a large, double-ended, purple coloured dildo. “We’ll make a game - you try and knock us over, and if you do, we have to make you cum.”

“Why would I join in such a perverse game with thee!” Morning shrieked, her face redder than her mane.

Zinnia smirked, turning her head. “Who wants to play a sex game with Morning Star!?”

“I do!” Vash cried almost instantly.

“Verily!” Luna agreed.

“Just take thine clothes off already!” Celestia chastised.

“That’s why,” the Draconid replied smugly, one hand on her hip and the other holding the dildo up. “Come on, it’ll be fun!” she tried, giving the head a lick. “This thing’s magic.”

“Fine,” Morning huffed, snatching the dildo while her blush seemed to spread throughout her body. “But I do not agree with thy winning conditions,” she practically whispered.

“Okay, fine,” Zinnia sighed. “We’ll think of something else. Here, let me help you with that.” She reached out, grabbing the collar of Morning’s night shirt and pulling, tearing it clean off and allowing her massive fun pillows to spill out. Vash cheered from the background.

“Why wouldst thou do that?!” Morning shrieked, covering her breasts with the crooks of her arms. She blushed when the tip of the dildo in her hand pressed into one of her nipples.

“Because for one thing, you don’t need it now,” Zinnia replied, moving the mare’s arms away and moving in, pressing their breasts together. “And I’m replacing all your undies anyway, now shut up and kiss me.”

With that, Zinnia pressed forward, forcing Morning back against a wall as they kissed. The Draconid’s tongue pressed gently against Morning’s lips, asking her permission to enter, and she slowly parted her mouth, wrapping her own tongue around Zinnia’s. Zinnia smirked into the kiss, sneakily taking the toy back with one hand and caressing Morning’s tail with the other. Morning yelped into the kiss before pushing Zinnia away, panting.

“N-no, n-not *gasp* the tail. Ohhhh!” She moaned as her body slackened a little.

“Oh right,” Zinnia said slyly, sneaking closer. “The tail’s sensitive, I forgot…” She paused, resting her hand on where Morning’s ass ought to be and rubbing it slowly. “How’s that feel?”

“V-Vash does that better,” Morning replied in an attempt to be cheeky. Though it was slightly undercut by the rhythmic thumping of her tail.

“Does he now?” Zinnia cooed, tracing the tip of the toy up the front of Morning’s tail until it rested just below her nether lips. “And what about here?” she asked, sliding the toy around Morning’s opening teasingly. “Is he better here, too?”

“Very much so,” she replied with a bit more confidence.

“Well that’s a shame,” Zinnia pouted, pulling away and stepping back. Morning groaned slightly at the missing touch, though her eyes went wide as Zinnia slowly inserted the toy into her own opening, moaning with pleasure even as a bright purple light enveloped it, soon fading away to reveal an actual, fully functional penis, nine inches long with veins throbbing along the sides. “I had hoped to show you how I do things.”

“Thou can try, but thou should know that Vash is bigger than that.” Morning Star said as she hesitantly grabbed Zinnia’s magically grown phallus and stroked it slowly. “I may not even feel this member.”

“Ouch,” Zinnia said playfully. “Right in the groin. Good thing this is… adjustable~” Morning watched in shock as the member glowed again, Zinnia moaning loudly as it grew, becoming longer and thicker until it was roughly fourteen inches long and seven thick. “Is this more your speed?”

“That seems more promising. Though I hath changed my mind about thou showing me what thou can do,” she said, subtly moving her tail.

“Oh?” Zinnia asked, completely oblivious as she stepped forward, her shaft standing at full attention and resting between her breasts. She smirked, pressing against Morning’s chest again and thrusting upwards slightly so that it poked her chin.

“Yes, I would rather show thee what I can do,” she smirked as her lower half moved like lightning and wrapped around Zinnia.

“Yes!” the woman cried out. “Finally! Use your tail on me, Morning!”

“Hmm, if that is what thou wants,” Morning mused. “Though I should be clear. I shall do all the work. If I feel even a twitch from thy hips. Then I shall get my release whilst thou shalt go without.”

“Sure, whatever, just FUCK ME!”

“Very well,” Morning shrugged as she positioned Zinnia’s magically grown cock at her entrance. “Oh, and just so thou knows, Vash is still bigger than this.” She said pressing it inside her opening. “If thou does as I instructed, I may let thee feel for thyself.”

Zinnia groaned loudly at the feelling of Morning’s walls clamping down around her, wanting nothing more than to thrust into as hard as she could. She held back, however, instead opting to let her head lol back in pleasure. “Sweet virgin Phione, you’re tight!” she cried out, shuddering in delight..

“Perhaps that is another boon that my transformation has offered me,” Morning offered. “But that is a matter for another time. Now, let me show thee just how well I can control these coils I possess.” She smirked before lightly sinking her fangs into Zinnia’s exposed neck.

“AAHH!!” Zinnia screamed in both pleasure and pain, spasming slightly. Morning grinned as she felt the woman’s shaft throb inside of her, but that look was soon replaced by confusion as nothing else happened. “C-confused?” Zinnia asked, chuckling slightly. “It’ll take a helluva lot more than that to make me break!”

“Well, that just gives me more of a chance to play with thee,” Morning said with a fresh grin as she adjusted her coils, wiggling the tip of her tail against Zinnia’s asscheeks. “And a chance to do something that Vash will not let me do to him,” she said, roughly thrusting her tail into Zinnia’s ass.

“A-haa!!!” Zinnia cried out. “Ye-he-hes! Fuck my ass!”

“What dost thou think I am trying to do?” Morning retorted through gritted teeth as she synchronized the clenching of her coils to the thrusting of her tail. Zinnia grunted in response, her eyes rolling back. Morning grinned at her face, finding great pleasure in the feeling of power she had. Her eyes went wide when she felt latch onto her nipples, looking down to see two perfect copies of Zinnia grinning up at her as she suckled away.

“I would say that thou broke the rules of our agreement,” Morning told the Draconid with a cross look that was undermined by a sensual moan that escaped her lips. “If thy clones were not skilled in their ministrations.”

“Not cheating!” one of the clones chimed before nibbling at the nipple in her mouth.

“You said not to move my hips!” the other added, doing the same as the first. Both leaned back, pulling the naga’s flesh with them.

“Oooh!” Morning groaned loudly. “If that is how thou art going to be, then I shall increase my own ministrations,” she said, thrusting her tail at a much quicker pace and nibbling Zinnia’s neck again. She then took one of her hands and groped one of Zinnia’s breasts roughly, her milk squirting out and running down the naga’s finger.

“Ah, damn it!” Zinnia cried. “Argh, why is my mouth not filled right now!?” She paused before grinning. Another clone appeared above her, this one without a dick, and lowered itself onto her face, where she instantly began to eat herself out.  Morning looked up at the scene and shuddered slightly, the moisture between her hips growing.

“Ahhh!” She cried as her clenching and thrusting became more erratic. “Zinnia… I am close.”

The newest clone leaned back until she was upside down in front of Morning’s face, grinning. “Kiss me you fool,” she breathed, gripping Morning’s head and pulling her into a passionate kiss.

Morning returned the kiss for a few moments before her eyes went wide and pushed Zinnia’s clone away slightly. “Wait, do not release thy seed inside me. I only wish for Vash to do that,” she said through her haze of lust.

“Relax…” Zinnia breathed, the clone having dispersed. “I can’t get you pregnant unless we both want it.”

“Please,” Morning pleaded. “I would feel more comfortable if thou did not… cum inside me. I will use… my mouth if that would be preferred.”

“I don’t really have much choice here,” the Draconid moaned. “You’re holding me still! I haven’t moved at all! But I’m holding b-back now, so be quick!”

“Thank thee,” Morning said with a sigh of relief. “I shall make it up to thee. I am most skilled with my tongue,” she finished with a wink as she released Zinnia from her coils and leaned down to her crotch level. Zinnia let out a sligh of relief. managing to wriggle her hands free and grip Morning’s head, shoving her shaft down her throat and crying out as she came. The feeling of Zinnia’s seed rushing down her throat was enough to send Morning over the edge and she let out a garbled moan as she came as well.

“...wow.” Vash said from the centre of the room, staring slack-jawed with Celestia and Luna by his side. “I was not expecting that.”

“F-fuck you, Vash!” Zinnia stammered, clenching her teeth.

“What did I do to earn that?” Vash asked as he walked over to her.

“N-no, seriously,” she said, pulling out of Morning’s mouth, allowing one last strand of her cum to fly out from her tip, landing across the mare’s face. She stumbled back, reaching down and pulling the dildo from her snatch with a groan and a flash of purple light. “I wanna fuck you, now!” She turned, lunging at the man and tackling him to the floor. The dildo flew out of her grip, rolling to a stop by Luna’s feet.

Luna picked the dildo up and gave her sister a sly look. “What dost thou say, sister? Art thou willing to give this device a try?”

“Hmm, we suppose there is no harm. Art thou going to be the one to gain the… addition?” she purred as she returned the sly look her sister was giving her.

“Wait there for a second, Vash,” Zinnia purred, standing and sauntering over to the sisters. “You realise it won’t work without me, right? It’s tuned to my bio-signature.”

“Oh, is that so?” Luna asked, visibly disappointed.

“We agree. We wished to give this particular magic a try,” Celestia added, just as disappointed as her sister.

“Girls, girls!” Zinnia chuckled. “I said it wouldn’t work without me - meaning no one can steal it. I can turn it on for you, though.” A sly grin found it’s way onto her face on the last words, and she wrapped her arm around Luna’s neck, dipping her and pushing her tongue into the mare’s mouth. She gripped the toy in her free hand, guiding it to the mare’s nethers and pushed it in slowly. The purple light shone again, and a second later a long, thick, dark blue horsecock hung from between Luna’s legs, throbbing with her heartbeat.

“Oh, this is certainly a most interesting feeling,” Luna thought aloud once Zinnia pulled away, wrapping one of her hands around the member between her legs.

“Thank thee Zinnia,” Celestia added. “Now we believe we shall assist our sister with her new equipment~.”

“Not a problem!” Zinnia cooed, sauntering away.

The Draconid grinned, standing over Vash, who was still lay sprawled out on the throne room floor. “Are you going to take those off,” she asked, nodding at his speedos. “Or am I tearing them off?”

“I do like the sound of the tearing off option,” Vash replied with a cheeky grin.

Zinnia sighed, a small smirk on her face. She bent down, gripping the tight fabric.” C’mere you,” she growled lustfully, dragging him over to the thrones and throwing him onto the one made of gold and marble, the speedos tearing as she did so.

Vash spread his legs as his dick stood at attention. “So, what’s your plan, Zinnia?”

“I, uh…” she murmured, eyes glazing over at the sheer size. “I… I forget…”

“What, is there something distracting you?” Vash asked, giving a playful shake of his hips that caused his member to bob slightly. “If that’s the case, then why don’t you come and take a seat?”

Zinnia staggered forward, dropping to her knees in front of the throne and taking the shaft into her hands. She stuck her tongue out, dragging it up the man’s shaft until she reached the tip and pulling the head into her mouth, swirling her tongue around.

“Mmm,” Vash said, throwing his head back slightly, “not quite what I had in mind. But you won’t hear me complain.”

Zinnia let his dick out of her mouth with a wet *pop!*, stroking it with both hands. “Oh, you’re gonna be balls-deep in my ass later,” she breathed, lining the head up with her mouth once again. “But I’m tasting this cream filling first!”

With that she dived back in, pulling as much of Vash’s shaft into her mouth as she could, swirling her tongue around and tracing the veins the entire way. When the tip reached the back of her throat, she took a deep breath through her nose and swallowed, deepthroating as much as she could and wrapping her breasts around what was left.

“Agh!” Vash cried, clenching his teeth. “Is that a trick you picked up during your porn days?” He teased with a strained smirk.

Zinnia hummed onto his shaft, sending the vibrations down Vash’s spine, even as she jerked what wasn’t in her throat, the pressure causing her milk to shoot out onto Vash’s chest. She pulled her head back, beginning to bob her head along his shaft.

“H-hey, slow down there Zinnia,” Vash called out, breathing heavily. “There’s something I want to do for you.”

Zinnia quirked an eyebrow, pulling back and letting his shaft pop out of her mouth, breathing heavily. “What is it?” she asked, still pumping her arm along his length. “I was about to go to the base.”

“Easy, I wanted a taste of something too,” he said with a weak chuckle as he reached down and pulled Zinnia up, bringing her legs around his neck. “I was feeling bad that I was the only one getting pleasure here,” he added before dragging his tongue along her slit and flicking it against her clit.

“Ngh!” Zinnia grunted,, smirking before pulling herself away and flipping over, pushing her snatch into Vash’s face. “Well I would’ve came just from this monster cumming down my throat,” she said, flicking her tongue over the tip. “Though I suppose now I can get more down.”

She opened her mouth wide, allowing Vash’s shaft to slide down her throat with little to no resistance, swallowing now and then.

“Well, there was one more reason for doing this,” Vash said with an evil smirk before using both of his hands to spank Zinnia’s ass that quickly turned into a grope. “I wanted to get my hands on something,” he commented before diving into Zinnia’s crotch.

Zinnia moaned, licking along as much of Vash’s manhood as she could. She reached down, cupping his balls in her hand and massaging them lightly, giving them a squeeze that made him groan into her nethers, sending jolts of electric pleasure down her spine. She grinned, bringing a small flames into her throat and using it to stimulate him further. Vash responded by spanking her again, which forced her a little more down his member.

The two continued like this for a little while before Vash felt a pressure building in his groin. He forced himself away from Zinnia’s nethers and called out, “Z-Zinnia, I’m getting close here. Where do you want me to finish?” She responded by moving her head even faster, squeezing his balls tighter as the flame in her throat superheated his rod.

“Ahhh!” Vash moaned, letting himself cum right down Zinnia’s throat. The woman groaned delightedly in response, twisting around without removing his member and returning to her feet, bobbing her head once again in an attempt to milk anything left before removing him completely.

“Th-that was….” Zinnia muttered once she’d pulled away, swaying on her feet. “That was delicious….”

“Heh, read an article online about foods that supposedly make the stuff taste better,” Vash explained, panting. “Thought it would help me at some point.”  

“Good boy…” she continued, before turning and leaning over, pulling her asscheecks apart. “Now ram that monster in here and fuck me silly!”

Vash smiled as he crawled over her body, leaning down to whisper into her ear, “As my lady wishes.” He lined himself up, pushing gently until his head slipped inside.

“Nnggh…” Zinnia groaned, biting her lower lip. “Oh yeah…”

“Heh, you’re still pretty tight back her even after Morning’s rough treatment,” Vash commented forcing back a moan as he continued to slowly push inside her.

“Perks of- gah!” she cried out, legs shaking. “Perks of being a whore, lots of p-practice!”

“I wouldn’t call you a whore,” Vash told her, running a hand down her side. “You just know what you like.”

Zinnia smirked, pushing back suddenly and forcing Vash back onto the throne, leaning back and sitting in his lap. “Vash, when a woman says she’s a whore,” she said, bringing her feet up onto the armrests and using them as a brace to raise herself, slamming back down moments later, crying out. “Then she’s a fucking whore, and you treat her like one.”

“Well, you know I’ve never been one to turn down a request from a woman,” Vash said with a smirk as he snaked his hands around Zinnia’s front. “And if it’s the whore treatment you want, then it’s the whore treatment you’ll get.” With that, Vash’s hands clamped down on Zinnia’s chest and he pulled out of her ass only to thrust back in roughly. Zinnia groaned in delight, leaning back against him and wrapping an arm around his neck, her hips moving in tandem. The sounds of their flesh slapping together filled the room.

“Ooh, Vash!” she cried, tangling her fingers in his hair and placing her free hand over his. “Ravage me.”

“As you wish,” Vash said gripping her tighter and picking up the pace of his thrusts. A strange wetness began to run across his fingers, and he pulled a hand away to find it covered with Zinnia’s milk. Vash shrugged internally and decided to put the milk finger in his mouth. “Mmm, not bad Zinnia,” he complimented.

Zinnia grinned, kicking her leg up and spinning around, her breasts now hanging in front of Vash’s face. “Help yourself,” she cooed, bracing herself and bouncing on his shaft again. “Sharing is-gah! Caring!”

“Don’t mind if I do,” Vash beamed as he latched his lips onto one of the offered nipples, sucking with all the enthusiasm of a newborn. Almost immediately, a stream of creamy goodness filled his mouth, dancing across his tongue. Vash swallowed his mouthful and repeated the process to get mouthful after mouthful of the cream. Zinnia grinned, catching Vash’s eye as she lifted her other nipple to her own mouth and began suckling, a sliver of milk dribbling down her chin.

This continued for a time, Zinnia ramming as much of Vash into her ass as she could and Vash doing his best to bury himself in her as they both filled themselves with the seemingly endless streams of milk at their disposal, before ZInnia’s shot back, eyes wide as she let out a sharp gasp.

“I’I’m gonna c-c-cum!” she cried, grinding herself into Vash’s lap.

Vash popped Zinnia’s nipple out of his mouth, panting. “Me too, where do you want me to finish?”

She didn’t answer, instead slamming down as hard as she could and pushing her lips against his, her tongue suddenly wrestling his own for dominance. Vash let out a throaty groan as Zinnia’s inner walls convulsed, his shaft pulsing briefly before he fired shot after shot of his hot, thick cum into her ass. Vash continued to battle Zinnia’s tongue for dominance and thrusted his hips slightly in order to milk any leftovers from within him.

Zinnia moaned in delight, pulling away from their kiss. “Oh, I haven’t been this full since Umbra last fucked me…” she sighed, lifting herself off of Vash’s lap. The man stood to follow her, shocked when she dropped to her knees and pulled his entire length into her mouth, sucking any beads of cum left off.

“Heh, didn’t you ever learn that you never go ass to mouth?” Vash joked, still recovering. His eyes flew open as a Zinnia clone appeared, smirking at him before diving into the original’s ass hungrily, rimming her. “Never mind…”

Meanwhile, Celestia was kneeling in front of her sister with her magically grown phallus in her hand. Celestia smiled up at Luna as she stroked her slowly.

“How does this feel to thee, Luna?” Celestia asked coyly.

“T’is most strange… but we like it,” Luna admitted trembling.

“Then we wonder how this would feel.” Celestia then opened her mouth and traced her tongue along Luna’s length. Luna let out a long moan as her wings snapped open. “Hmm, that was quite the response,” Celestia tittered as she gave the flare a kiss. “Now we must see how strong thy resolve is Luna.” Celestia then took Luna’s tip into her mouth and dragged her tongue along her shaft slowly.

Luna let out a groan of pleasure, her hands resting on her sister’s head gently before her grip tightened, pulling Celestia in and ramming her cock down her throat.

“Our resolve,” Luna panted, pulling back. Celestia looked up at her, eyes watering and mascara running, and grinned. “Will bring thee to orgasm before we even touch thy nethers, sister.” With that, Luna pushed Celestia back down on her cock. Celestia let out a little gag as Luna’s tip kept battering against her throat. Eventually though, she took a deep breath and attempted to swallow on the end of one thrust, relishing in the feeling of her sister’s cock stretching her throat. She let out a throaty hum and snaked a hand to work at her own nethers, further driving her desire for Luna’s rough treatment.

Luna grunted, reaching a hand up and massaging her own tit. “Thy throat is tighter than one of Morning Star’s coils, sister!” she cried, pulling on Celestia’s hair slightly. “T’is no wonder Vash prefers thine mouth!” Celestia attempted to say something, only for her to end up humming along Luna’s dick and drooling. Luna let out a sharp gasp, holding her sister still for a moment as her cock pulsed. “D-do that again!” she growled after a second, thrusting with more power than before. Celestia hummed in delight, wrapping her tongue around Luna’s shaft and tracing every vein as it passed, slipping a second finger into herself, which was quickly followed by a third. She ran her free hand up Luna’s thigh, cupping her sister’s ass for a moment before tracing her puckered backdoor. Celestia didn’t even bother to hear Luna’s response to the situation before sticking her finger inside and circling around the entrance to the hole.

“Gah!” Luna cried, hilting herself in Celestia’s throat and hunching over as she released her cum. Celestia shook with pleasure as her own orgasm rocked her body, swallowing every last drop and  bobbing her head of her own accord once Luna let go. She continued to hum and bob her head for a while, content to swallow any spare seed as she prolonged her own orgasm with her drenched hand. Eventually though, she felt that she had had enough and slowly pulled herself off of Luna’s dick, releasing it with a wet *Pop*

“We did not know that thou could be so forceful with us, Luna,” Celestia panted. “Hast thou been harboring some hostility for thy loving sister?” She teased, nuzzling against Luna’s crotch.

“Nay, sister,” Luna replied, panting just as heavily. “We were merely overcome by desire… Though we must say, dominating thee was quite thrilling.”

“Oh Luna, overcome by desire for thy own sister. T’is quite the shameless admission.” Celestia playfully chastised. “Though we found being dominated equally thrilling,” she admitted with a giggle. She then lay on her back and spread her legs for her sister. “In fact, we desire to be dominated again.”

Luna grinned, kneeling and lining herself up with her sister’s opening. “Thou always knew how to make an enticing offer…” she whispered, gripping Celestia’s alabaster hips and plunging into her, hilting herself on the first thrust.

Celestia cried out in pleasure and smirked up at her sister. “Yes, no need to hold back! Rut us like we were a common animal!”

“A common animal,” Luna breathed, pulling back agonisingly slowly. A low chuckle escaped her lips as Celestia whined in protest. “Would not be quite,” she paused when she broke free of Celestia’s nethers, pressing against her opening. “As.” She pushed forward slighty, leaning over Celestia’s body. “Satisfying!” She finished, thrusting back in completely before latching onto her sister’s tit, biting her nipple softly as she pounded away.

        “Mmm, Yes!” Celestia cried, gyrating her hips. “Harder! We wish to walk crooked for days after this!” Luna grunted in response, leaning back and gripping Celestia’s hips, pulling her sister onto her even as she thrusted. She raised her hand after a moment, bringing it down hard on Celestia’s flank, right over her Cutie Mark. Celestia cried out in pain tinted pleasure as her nethers released another wave of fluid. Luna took that as a signal and brought her hand down against Celestia’s other flank. Luna continued to pound into her sister for what felt like a pleasurable eternity before she felt a somewhat familiar pressure forming in her nethers.

        “Sister, w-we art close!” she warned between pants.

        Celestia snapped out of her lust-filled haze and looked up at her sister with desperation. “Outside, we wish to be covered in thy essence!”

        Luna complied, pulling out and staggering to her feet as Celestia brought herself to her knees. She grabbed her shaft, stroking it furiously as Celestia pushed her breasts together, cupping them under her chin and sticking her tongue out. The sight of this alone pushed Luna over the edge, her dick flaring as she shot strand after hot, thick strand across her sister’s face and chest, getting it in her hair, covering her left eye, shooting it up her nose and into her mouth. Celestia moaned in delight through all of this, waiting until Luna finished before sealing her lips around her head once again, sucking the last few shots out as she rubbed the thick white strands into her fur.

        Luna shuddered when Celestia pulled herself off of her length. She then took a moment to catch her breath before taking in the sight of Celestia covered in her cum. She felt her magically made male part twitch slightly but didn’t harden and felt compelled to kneel down to get eye level with her sister. Luna locked eyes with Celestia as she began to lick her cum from her sister’s bust.

        “Ah…” Celestia moaned. “L-Luna… Thou art so beautiful…” Luna grinned at that and quietly continued her work. When she was finished she kept some of the leftovers in her mouth and pressed her lips to Celestia’s, tongue demanding entrance. Celestia moaned into Luna’s mouth and allowed Luna’s tongue to dominate her own, swallowing the fluids that Luna gave her.

        Zinnia pulled away from Vash, licking her lips. Her clone grinned, giving her ass a quick smack before disappearing.

        “That was nice and all,” she said, standing and gripping Vash’s member as she pressed her breasts into him. “But I’ve got a craving to be filled completely. Any idea how to satisfy that?”

        “Well,” Vash started pausing to think. “Luna still has that magic toy on her I think. And you’ve seen that Morning’s tail can make for a substitute. Think that’ll be enough?”

        Zinnia put a hand to her chin playfully, smirking. “No, but I have a better idea.” She gave him a quick kiss on his cheek before turning, spotting the sisters swapping tongues on the floor. She grinned, sauntering over to them and kneeling down at their side. She reached out, gripping Luna’s shaft and making the mare cry out as it gained its purple glow, sliding out of her.

        “Z-Zinnia…” Luna whined. “W-why hast thou…”

        “Calm down, Lulu,” Zinnia giggled. Two copies of her appeared, each one holding a copy of the toy. “I’m just making things more… interesting,” they continued, talking in sync.

        “What dost thou have in mind?” Celestia asked, she and Luna sitting up.

        “We’ll need Morning first,” the Draconid said. She grinned, leaning in and taking a lick of cum from Celestia’s fur. “Mmm… blueberries!”

        “What dost thou want from me?” Morning asked, slithering up to Zinnia, finally recovered from her session.

        One of the clones slipped behind Morning, wrapping her arms around her and slipped the toy in her opening. The purple light flashed for a moment, passing to reveal that Morning had two shafts, the upper being sixteen inches long and flared like a normal pony shaft while the lower was closer to fourteen and was more pointed. Zinnia’s eyes widened slightly and a bit of drool formed at the corner of her mouth.

        “Sweet Cresselia, I thank you for this gift…” she murmured before shaking her head. “Okay, I was not expecting that. Should be fun!” she added with a grin.

        Morning blinked a few times before a blush formed on her cheeks and she whispered into Zinnia’s ear. “Dost thou have something that could cause someone to grow… female nethers. I would be interested to try these on Vash.”

        “The minute I find something like that,” Zinnia whispered back, a sly grin on her face. “I’ll bring it over. I wanna see him squirm.”

        While they talked, Zinnia’s clones had taken the toy copies and pinned the Princesses down, pressing their nethers to the sister’s faces as they traced their lips with the tips. The clones shared a look before pushing the toys down their throats, sealing the princess’s lover lips with their upper ones and using their tongues to push them in. Purple light spilled out from the corners of their mouths, and seconds later both clone’s eyes went wide as they gagged slightly, though they remained where they were until the light faded. They both pulled away, gasping for air before fading away.

        Luna sat up, smiling when she saw her dark blue, eleven inch horsecock once again standing proud between her thighs. “Ah, we do believe we know what thou wishes, Zinnia,” she cooed.

        Celestia panted on the ground, wrapping her hands around her own stark white, twelve-and-a-half inch horsecock and pumping away at it furiously. “This is a most curious feeling. But we cannot say that we are not enjoying ourselves.”

        Zinnia chuckled, straightening out and turning to the sisters. “If you think that feels good, Tia,” she said, reaching down and spreading her nether lips. Fluids streamed down her legs, quickly coating her fingers. “Then what I had planned is gonna blow. Your. Mind.”

        “Oh,” Celestia said, stopping mid-stroke. “Then, do enlighten us of thy plans.”

        Zinnia grinned, sauntering over to Luna before turning around and pressing against her shaft, slipping its length between her cheeks. “Well…” she said coyly, beckoning the solar sister over before bending over and giving her tip a lick.

        Celestia shuddered slightly and shot Zinnia a smirk. “We believe that thou hast made thy intentions clear.”

        “Good,” the Draconid smirked, before pushing back, causing Luna to fall to the the floor with a soft “Ooph!”. She grinned, lining the mare’s length up with her ass before impaling herself on it, leaning back with a content groan. “Now sit on my chest and fuck my tits! Vash, in my mouth, right now! Morning, you take the front!”

        The three did as they were told and got themselves in position. Each carefully pressing into their designated area, much to Zinnia’s delight - Vash rested his length across her face, smearing any remnants of their last session under her nose, before pushing past her lips and down her throat. Celestia straddled her waist, sliding her shaft between Zinnia’s tits and pushing them together, causing a small trickle of milk to emerge. With wide eyes she brought some to her mouth, humming in surprise at the taste. Morning took a little longer, seemingly trying to decide on which of her two members to use before shrugging and lining the lower, more pointed one up with Zinnia’s opening, pushing in with much more force than the others.

        “Mmph!” Zinnia groaned, shuddering at the feeling of being filled.

Morning shuddered as well. The feel of penetrating similar to what she did with her tail. Only this seemed a bit more, intense. She calmed herself down with a deep breath and slowly withdrew from Zinnia’s slit, staring intently at the juices coating her new length. She teased Zinnia’s vulva with the tip of her shaft for a few moments before slamming right back in.

Luna groaned, pulling back and thrusting back into Zinnia’s ass over and over. She grit her teeth as Zinnia’s walls clenched around her before bringing her hand round, smacking her ass hard. Zinnia moaned, sending vibrations around Vash’s dick, and caused her insides to tighten around Morning and Luna. Luna let out a moan of her own before she gave Zinnia’s ass three more hard smacks in succession.

        Celestia pouted with just a little jealousy as she pressed Zinnia’s breasts together around her shaft, thrusting into them. As the milk flowed from the woman’s nipples, the mare smirked, gathering it in her palm before smearing it along her length, making it easier for her to fuck the girl’s chest. Vash looked down from where he was thrusting and decided to reach out and tilt Celestia’s chin up. Then, he captured her lips in a kiss and entwined their tongues together.

        Zinnia writhed in pleasure, smiling around Vash’s shaft. She wrapped her legs around Morning, pulling her further into her and clenching her muscles. Morning moaned and picked up the pace of her own thrusts, running one of her hands along whatever she could reach.

        The throne room doors creaked open, Writher walking in and freezing moments later. He stared upon the sweating, moaning mass of bodies for a second before his eyes creased as though he were grinning, a mass of vines springing from his body.

        Morning grunted as she thrusted before letting out a loud gasp, looking down to see a mass of blue vines wrapping around her upper dick, squeezing and writhing, sending waves of pleasure through her body. She didn’t even protest as another three twisted around each other, pushing into her ass and opening up inside, wriggling around.

        Luna thrusted up into Zinnia’s ass again, moaning as something pushed against her own puckered hole and slipped inside. She looked to the side to see the small mass of blue vines - Writher, she believed Zinnia called him - with a multitude of his vines extended, three of which he had just penetrated her with.

        Celestia grinned as a number of vines appeared in her peripheral vision, wrapping around her body. They surrounded her breasts, squeezing them tightly even as more of them pushed into her ass, opening up within her. She leaned back, pushing the vines further into her.

        Vash noticed the little tentacle monster and arched an eyebrow as he pulled away from his kiss with Celestia. “Writher, what the hell are you doing here?”

        “Fuckin’ yo girls in the ass, what’s it look like?” the Tangela replied.

        “I meant where did you come from ya little smart-ass.”

        “Maid barracks.”

        “You didn’t?” Vash gasped, putting the pieces together.

        “I did.”

        “And you’re still not tired? How much stamina do you have?”

        “I had a Leppa Berry,” he shrugged.

        “Smart move,” Vash said with a slight nod. “By the way, you’d best be careful with my ladies’ backdoors. Even I haven’t had a chance with those yet. I’d hate to have to use weedkiller on a bro,” he warned with narrowed eyes. That changed, however, as Zinnia wrapped her tongue around his shaft, lightly grazing her teeth along it.

        “You’d better get back to work,” Writher chuckled. “She doesn’t handle it well when people stop without filling her.”

        Vash grumbled something to the Tangela and set back to what he was doing before Writher walked into the room, thrusting into Zinnia’s throat more forcefully than before. The woman shrieked happily, her body shaking as her orgasm rocked her body, clamping down on both Morning and Luna.

        Morning and Luna both moaned loudly as they lost themselves to Zinnia’s milking motions, releasing deep inside her. Their walls clamped down on Writher’s vines, making him smirk and work his vines harder on Celestia, causing her to cry out, shooting her own load onto Zinnia’s chin, neck and chest. Watching his lovers’ orgasms triggered Vash’s own and he thrust as deep as he could manage and unloaded deep into Zinnia’s throat.

        Writher pulled his vines away as the girls came down from their highs, watching as they removed themselves from Zinnia’s holes. The woman went limp atop Luna, cum leaking from her nethers and staining her chest white.

        “Uhh…” Zinnia moaned, her eyes rolling back. “That was awesome…”

        “Are you finally satisfied?” Vash asked, giving her hair a short stroke.

        “Hell no!” she replied, eyes sparkling with lust. “We’re going long into the night!”

        “Oh boy,” Vash said with a nervous chuckle. “Hey Writher, you got any more of those Leppa berries? I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need some too.”

        The Tangela tossed him a small brown bag, turning away and walking back to the door. “You guys have fun,” he said. “I’m going back to the maids. That one Pegasus was amazing.”

        “You let those maids get some sleep at some point, bro!” Vash called out, waving the hand holding the bag of berries. He paled as a guard stepped through the door, took one look at them, and rushed out of the room with a nosebleed. “Uh, maybe we should move to the bedroom before we go again?”

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