One of my favorite chapters below, inspired by real events.

Applejack laid in bed as Rainbow laid behind her closely. The moon was taking its position; coating the land in brilliant shades of red yellow and orange while the sky was blessed with darker purples and blues with a rim of blue haze at the outer reaches of the mountains. She opened her eyes and stretched her legs and felt two forelegs around her barrel pull her tightly as a wing rustled and reached over her pushing the covers aside and acting as another blanket.

A deep groan vibrated against her neck as Rainbow protested Applejack’s rustling which was fighting her delicious sleep.

“Dashing, can we talk for a bit before we go ta bed?”

“Gmnggmggm nomggmttpt.”

Applejack giggled quickly squirming forward fighting Rainbow’s grasp. “Dashing, ya can’t talk inta my back like that, it tickles. Now, I wanna talk about our last couple days before now.”

Rainbow fought the urge to pull Applejack into a tighter cuddle and grunted in frustration as she released her grip. “I just wanna sleep, Ah feel the drugs are gone but I’m still beat. C’mon sugarcube, just go ta sleep with me..”

Applejack snorted a laugh then turned over garnering a light wince from Rainbow as her fur was pulled causing a sting on her right forearm.

“Rainbow, why’re you talkin’ more like me and my family lately?”

Rainbow opened her eyes and felt her face getting warm from a sudden blush as she folded her wing to her body. “I dunno, I asked Twi and she said it was psycoseptic or something. Ah guess it means I’m so like, in love, that I’m actin’ like you. If that makes any sense to you, can you explain it ta me?”

Applejack tossed her right foreleg over Rainbow and pulled her close until their muzzles were almost touching but pulled back when Rainbow leaned in for a kiss.

“I think I know. When I was crushing on a mare a couple years ago I did everything I could to be around her until one day a certain rainbow maned babe called me out, told me I was acting so much like her that I coulda been her.”

“...Wait, Cherilee? She was one of your mares?” Rainbow smiled a toothy smile as Applejack sighed.

“Yeah, a lotta ponies were. You know how it is when a mare’s in the mood better than me.”

“Hey, just cuz I’ve had a couple coltfriends doesn’t mean I’m easy.”

“A couple? Do you remember what you told us while you were recovering?”

Rainbow raised an eyebrow and waited for an answer.

“Ya know, about almost every stunt flier and Wonderbolt show you’ve ever been to since you were 15?”

Rainbow shut her eyes tight and wished a wish that what she said hadn’t been said. “Horse apples.”

“Yer darn tootin’! Ya used to sleep with the best racer ya could beat then watch the airshow and ditch ‘em the same night. Ya easy filly you.” She poked Rainbow on her nose with her own and giggled as Rainbow scrunched her muzzle and crossed her eyes briefly. “Ya got around more than a ball at a playground.

“Hey,” Rainbow shot back, “it doesn’t count cuz it wasn’t love. It was lust, so there.” she said turning her chin up.

“Close enough.”

“Uh!” Rainbow gasped, “No it ain’t! Love is when you wanna be with a pony and it’s special, ya get warm butterflies in your belly and it makes you feel all tingly all over. Lust is when you want a pony just ta get off. That’s what happened then and until I. Met. You,” Rainbow said enunciating each word at the end opening her eyes wider with each word.

“Ptbtbtbtbtb.” Rainbow finished with. “I win, so there.”

“Dash, it is not a contest. But if it was you’d win.” She stuck her tongue out inches from Rainbow as she tickled Rainbow’s side. “Who was the best?”

After a few seconds of tickling Applejack let Rainbow calm down before answering. “Fine, fine. If you haveta know it was a stallion at a Wonderbolts show in Manehattan. He was just another fly stallion trying to show off, but we raced and he was a distant second. First of the losers is winner still.

“I was taking a nap by the time he caught up and fell into the sand at the beach. It was just kinda cute how he tried to act cool but couldn’t move a muscle or wing until the last pony arrived.”

“So, all it took was a pony to come in second?”

“Nah,” Rainbow smirked, “not usually. What it took was everything I showed in myself; determination, drive, speed, athleticness. Trying to be the best and coming as close as they could. And being cute as hell. Well, we got a few more races in and did a bunch of stunts around the city.

“ The Royal Guard and local police were called to stop us but couldn’t even keep up; it was a blast. We flew all day until we went back to his hotel room-”

“Seriously? Ya know this stallion a few hours and-”

“Yeah, that’s how it worked for most of us at the shows, not just me. Anyway we get in the room and it gets hot and heavy right away. Kissing, licking, he brushed my flank and pushed me on the bed and I felt something hit my barrel and looked down and saw his huge black-”

“Okay, I get it.”

“Then I laid my face into the soft pillow and-”

“Stopit!” Applejack pleaded starting to blush.

“-he dragged it across my whole underside and I felt his forelegs lock onto my hips-”

“Dashie please!” she begged raising a hoof to Rainbows mouth. Rainbow laughed and continued from the side of her mouth.

“-and i felt his huge cock press against me and slide in deeper than any-”

Applejack pulled her hoof from Rainbows mouth and kissed her, trying to stop the story.

“-Shtahllion had gowne befowe as I moved my tail and raised my hips and felt him throb in me.” Applejack stopped kissing and covered her face with her hooves in embarrassment as Rainbow laughed loudly.

“Why wouldn’t you stop? Now that image is in my- GAH, my head! I can’t get it out, his. And your. And, gahhh, why Dashie? Why?” Applejack pleaded holding back nervous giggles.

“You wanted to know. So, after he started to come in me and I felt it’s hot juicy-”

“AAA!” Applejack screamed into her hooves, trying to stop the images from flooding her mind to no avail she pulled free from Rainbow and turned to her back kicking the covers from her body. “Please stoppit Dash, ohmygosh. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!”

Rainbow laughed and scooted closer to Applejack and waited until she calmed down. Then whispered in her ear. “Cock, filling me with his seed inside my waiting womb...”

Applejack lost her mind temporarily and thrashed in bed awkwardly before she rolled to her belly and pulled the pillow over her head and moaned loudly, faking awkward sobbing noises.

“Hey, stop that or they’ll think we’re doing it again,” Rainbow scolded as Applejack trembled slightly then took in a deep breath and removed her head from the pillow. “... just like we did it again an hour after he planted his own apple orchard-”

Rainbow laughed as Applejack thrust her face into the pillow and screamed as she covered her ears and tried to block the story that was poisoning her view of apple orchards for the rest of her life.

A long deep scream vibrated the bed lightly as Applejack emptied her lungs of air before turning to glare at Rainbow. “Ya think yer so funny? What about Gilda?”

Rainbow stopped laughing instantly and closed her mouth for a second. “That was one dream. One time!”

“Her feathers covering your whole body-”

“Ew! No, she’s a friend-”

“Her talons gliding along your back as you climb onto her feathery chest and she opens her beak just enough to let her tongue slide out-”

“Stop it AJ,” Rainbow said flatly wearing a blank expression.

“Then you see her hard bulbous tongue as she uses her enhanced strength to spin you around and plants your plot on her beak-”

Rainbow broke her resolve and squealed like a dozen mice covering her face with her hooves and pulling her left wing over her face to act as a shield. “Please stop! Ohmygoshohmygosh OHMYGOSH”

“-and the you feel each bump of her tongue pop into your dripping vagina until you’re straddling her beak.”

Rainbow curled into a fetal position and giggled as Applejack shuffled to her side and pulled Rainbow’s wing down to show her curled tongue wiggling slightly to a purple shaded Rainbow Dash peeking through her hooves before squeaking again in embarrassment.

“OMC, who are you right now?” Rainbow said through clenched teeth as she tightly shut her eyes.

“What’re you talkin’ about? I didn’t say anything.”

“What?! You can’t pull that innocent thing on me.”

“What’re you goin’ on about? I’m just here tryin’ ta sleep and yer keepin me awake.”

“What?! You’re-, You’re so not-, ugh!”

“What the hay is your problem Dashing? Can’t we just get ta sleep?” Applejack said in the most honest voice she had. Rainbow lowered her wing and uncovered her eyes opening them cautiously to see Applejack’s emerald eyes showing the deepest most honest look she’d ever seen.

“What are you doing?” Rainbow asked.

“Nothin’ honey, just tryin’ ta sleep and you’re over there thinkin’ about riding Gilda’s beak!” Applejack snorted as Rainbow’s eyes widened and she gasped as her wing flew back up between them. Applejack laughed loudly and kicked her rear legs enthusiastically and covered her mouth with her hooves while Rainbow curled back up and groaned.

“See if I tell you any of my dreams ever again after this, AJ.”

Applejack stopped laughing and said as calm as though she was talking with a customer she was trying to sell apples to at the market. “What’re ya talking about? I’m just here relaxing, you’re the one actin’ all crazy. Maybe I should call a doctor?” She reached and touched Rainbow’s wing and Rainbow jumped slightly giggling.

“Holy crap who are you? You never act like this!?”

“Well, figure if you’re actin’ like me I can act like you,” Applejack said. The smile she was wearing was audible in her voice as Rainbow lowered her wings and looked at Applejack with a blank expression.

“Seriously? That, and you’re… I’m not that bad!”

“Bad?! I dunno what you’re goin’ on about,” she mused as Rainbow’s eye twitched.

“You know I’m not like that.”

“Like what?! How’m I acting different?” Applejack asked innocently as Rainbow rolled her eyes.

“I thought you couldn’t lie…”

“I can’t, but you can,” Applejack said poking Rainbow in the chest lightly. “And I don’t know what you’re talking about? I’m just tryin’ ta sleep here,” she said nuzzling her pillow affectionately letting a soft comfortable moan leave her.

“What?! I can’t, you! But, you’re honesty?! How can you be so convincing?!” Rainbow asked stammering though every word holding her forelegs out at Applejack in disbelief.

“Oh, I’m honesty? Must’ve slipped my mind,” she replied faking a short yawn and smacking her lips nuzzling her pillow a little more, settling into it. “‘Sides, I’m feelin a might tired of thinking ‘bout you and Gilda.”

“Ohmygosh!” Rainbow said as she turned to her belly and hid under the pillow, pulling it free from Applejack’s grasp and head.

“Dashing? I know you can hear me. I just want you to know that if you ever wanna have Gilda’s tongue pop inside you-” Rainbow screamed a full lungs worth of air into the pillow before Applejack finished, “can I watch?”

“WHAT?!” Came a muffled shout from under the pillow as Rainbow flared her wings and flapped until she was airborne. Thrusting her forehooves at Applejack who was looking at Rainbow innocently again. “Wha?! H-? Y-? I don’t-? I can’t even-? What the feather have you done with my Applejack!? You’re a monster in disguise? A mind control bug? Alien from planet Click Tack Too?”

Applejack looked at the hovering mare above her with a confused expression.

“Dashing, what are you talking about? I’m just tryin’ ta go to sleep and you’re keeping me up!”

Rainbow hovered over Applejack quickly and fell onto her. “Oh YOU!?! I can’t believe this! What the hay? Why’re you acting like me?! I can’t stand it! It’s driving me… I don’t even know!”

Applejack rolled to her back as Rainbow moved to make her transition easier before wrapping Rainbow in her forelegs. “What on Equestria do you mean? Explain.”

“AJ, I don’t think I’ve ever felt closer to you than I do now… I love me and you’re me and you’re you and now the love has been doubled!”

“Bwahahahaha,” Applejack and Rainbow laughed.

“Ya sound like Luna at Nightmare Night!”

“Well I didn’t think ya’d get it,” Rainbow giggled, “‘sides, I saw you lookin at her that way back then.”

“Dashing, she may have an immortally fine rump but yours is the only one I want next to me.”

“Awe. You’re so sweet,” Rainbow said blandly, “so you love me for my rump and well toned flanks? That’s it?”

Applejack blew a bit of air at Rainbow making her look into her eyes. She leaned in for a soft kiss and it quickly became passionate. A rush of pleasure washed through their bodies as they trembled and gasped, they moved their mounds together and began to rub quickly before they had the quickest orgasm they’d ever had.

“What the?” They said in unison, “did I just? Did you just?” They giggled and Rainbow climbed off Applejack. Applejack winced as Rainbow’s tail brushed her moistened labia before Rainbow draped a foreleg over her orange chest.

“You know what, AJ? No matter what you’ll always be better than Gilda.”

“What? What’re you talking about?”

“I dreamed of her once; I dream of you a couple times a week. You’re way better,” Rainbow said as she kicked a leg over Applejack’s and nuzzled her lightly and savoring the soft embrace the pillow offered.

“Dash, you’re so sweet. I wish you were like this for everypony and not the tomcolt.”

“Hmm? Well, someday maybe, but now Ah’m gonna stay awesome for Scoots. She’s really impressed with my life now and I’m still her big sis-,” Rainbow paused and lifted her head until she could see Applejack looking at her curiously through one eye. “let’s adopt her.”

“What?” Applejack said snapping her head to face Rainbow. Rainbow looked at the confused awe she was seeing and cleared her throat as she propped herself up on her right wing.

“Let’s think about it. Scoots is almost definitely an orphan, we want kids but I’m not ready to carry one and I think she’d make a great one for us to start.”

“Wait, ya don’t want kids with me? Not even five hours ago you said-”

“No no no, I do. But, I don’t feel ready to carry one. Do you feel ready AJ?”

Applejack thought for a long few seconds before a look of determination crossed her face. “Yes, yes I am. But, with the new harvest comin’ in and chores ta be done I guess rushing it wouldn’t be wise.”

“Yeah, Applebloom would have another sister who’s also one of her best friends. Scoots would have a family and when she comes to move in we get a maid outta the deal.”

“A maid!? Seriously?”

Rainbow laughed. “Not really, but she’ll get a real life.”

“Rainbow, do you even know if she’s an orphan? Except for a few rumors…”

“Well that’s the thing. It’s been almost a year and no pony has seen her family. No pony has seen her house and several ponies have said they see her sneaking around town after sunset and before sunrise. Not to mention that she naps midday in their clubhouse.

Every sign points to her being homeless and dodging sleeping place to sleeping place. I think even if it’s not that she wouldn’t go off on her own crusading in the middle of the night.”

“Ya gotta point, but how do we do it? We can’t just go up to her and ask her if she’s an orphan Dash.”

Rainbow laid back on her side and laid close to Applejack again wrapping her in a half embrace letting a small yawn break the silence. “I’ll just go to her tomorrow and ask her if she’s an orphan and wants to move in with us in our new home as our daughter. Easy.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea but I’m too ti-red to argue,” she yawned as she turned to face the window and smiled as Rainbow pulled herself as close as she could get, her warm breath on her neck was so comforting.

“Dashie? We forgot the covers.”

Rainbow groaned loudly. “I don’t wanna. Too comfy.”

Applejack reached her legs as far as they’d go and hooked a hoof under the quilt pulling it up to her hip before Rainbow draped her wing over her. Applejack moaned lightly. “This’ll do. This’ll do. Sweet dreams Dashing, and don’t dream about Gilda.”

Rainbows breathing stopped as she raised her head to look at Applejack who was trembling, holding in her laughter with a hoof in her mouth and her eyes shut tight. Without a word she willed Applejack to be quiet before taking a slight breath in. “Seriously? Are you ever gonna let that go?”

“Maybe, but not tonight,” she snickered, eyes still shut tight and trembling slightly as her chest heaved and fell quickly.

“Go ta sleep AJ or I’ll, I’ll. I don’t know but I am the queen of pranks in this town.”

“Hey,” Applejack calmed down and turned to look at Rainbow who was blushing still, “how’s the revenge on Soarin going?”

“Oh, that’s going fine. Tomorrow we’ll get into phase two. I’ve already got the orders in and everypony has their plans. Quill and Flutterwing are gonna go in tonight and do a little work and Twilight’s marefriend said she’d help with phase three.”

“Oh, I wish I could see his face when he gets phase two.”

“I’ll tell you all about it,” Rainbow said laying back down and closing her eyes. “Now please, lets get to sleep. I’ve got a big day and so do you, selling jam and all then us checking out Davenport’s house”

“Our house and sweet dreams. For real this time.” A minute passed before Applejack asked her last question of the night. “Dashing?”

“Yeah AJ?” she replied very sleepily and quietly as sleep was embracing her mind.

“Can I ask Gilda if she dreams about you?”

Rainbow groaned and buried her face in the pillow as Applejack stifled her laughs again.