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Chapter 2: Australia, by totallynotabrony/USA
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe week I spent in Perth, Western Australia was amazing. The locals were nice, and they told me that Perth is a bit like the wild west since most Australians live in the east, but I found it quite charming. Perth is a laid back beach city. It feels like San Diego but with fewer people.
While I was talking to the locals, I discovered that “two countries separated by a common language” definitely applies. For example, the subject of EA-18G Growler electronic jamming jets that the Australian Air Force is buying came up in conversation. It turns out that in some dialects of English, a “growler” is a sexual act. Also, I was called “a good c**t.” The speaker quickly explained that it was an all-purpose word that could be used for friends, enemies, or inanimate objects. Australians say it a lot.
Back to more public topics, there’s beer everywhere in Australia. Restaurant prices were a little steep, but not out of line for a beachside city. One thing I didn’t like about the restaurants was that several times from several different places I ordered a milkshake and instead received flavored milk with no ice cream thickness.
I rented a bicycle and was able to get most places I wanted to go. There’s also a helpful train. One day I stumbled upon the Western Australia Army Museum. It was pretty good and I learned a lot. I was also surprised to learn that SASR, Australian special operations forces, has a base in Perth. No wonder it reminds me of San Diego.
The highlight of the trip was a jaunt to Rottnest Island. The ferry was expensive, but the island was interesting. The best part were the quokkas. Google it.
I found Australian money a little confusing. The fifty-cent pieces were huge, and the two-dollar coins were some of the smallest.
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