Displaced harmony: Tale of an Equestrian Badass
Chapter 5: The Gangs All Here...Mostly
Previous Chapter Next ChapterBlood Wing groaned as she walked the castle halls trying her hardest to keep her composure. Her nethers had been aching all morning and now as the sun reach the pinnacle of it journey across the sky, she wasn't sure how much longer she could last like this. She could already feel something wet traveling down her legs and kept her eyes forward avoiding the looks of everypony else as no doubt could take just one sniff and know.
“Damn that insufferable human. Tricking me into eating her heat inducing pie.” she grumbled.
“Ah, Blood, there you are! Perfect timing as usual.”Came the sweet voice of the lunar princess. Blood silently cursed her luck before turning and bowing to her majesty.
“Please, no need to be so formal old friend. I do, however, have a meeting with nobles and would like-” Luna cut herself off as she sniffed the air around her before her teal eyes landed upon her advisor and her face turned beat red. “O-oh my, nevermind Blood, it would seem you’re busy with more... um...stressful matters. I had thought the suffering you had described earlier this morning to have passed.”
Blood, a mare who was never embarrassed, always strong, well composed, and incorruptible, blushed even harder than the princess and made a mental note to cave in the skull of the one responsible for her current predicament.
“I apologize your highness, I...I just need to find her and handle this and i shall be right with you.” she assured.
“Now may not be the best of times.” Upon seeing the curious look on her advisor’s face, Luna decided to help her understand a little better. “Go to the healing chambers and you shall no doubt find all the answers you shall require.”
With a nod and a bow, Blood carefully made her way to the healing chambers, eager to see what could be so important that she couldn't use the human to get herself off again.
“Could something have happened to her?” she wondered aloud. Blood couldn't understand why, but for some reason the thought actually brought her fear as she quickened her step, soon delving into a full sprint.
Blood Wing burst through the doors to the chambers only to go silent as she found her intended target taking sharp tools and to some...Pony? somepony's eyes. The human looked to her in surprise before a small smile made its way onto her face. With her eyes, and everyone else that sat in the room working, Blood felt more than a little uncomfortable, even more so when, not only all the non humans smelled the air before staring at her, Len had done so as well despite her less than static sense of smell showing just how strong of scent she was leaving at the moment. The look of lustful hunger that splayed across Len’s face did not help either.
“Sorry love, I’ll have to attend to you later on tonight. I’m a little busy at the moment.” Len stated as she got back to work, gingerly working on the mare’s eyes.
“O-of course, my apologies, I... If I may, what happened to her? Assuming it’s a her.”
Len brought up a holographic chart on her arm and began to list out a few things. “Looks like brutal rape and mutilation, her eyes clawed out, her arm and leg torn from her body, and to top it all off, something clawed up the rest of her body as well. Long story short, it wasn't pretty.”
Blood couldn't believe what she had just heard.How could somepony do such things? it was just...just...wrong, even by her standards.
“So, we good to go later tonight?” Len asked as she apparently finished up with the eyes.
Blood, huffed and pointed her nose into the air as she took a seat next to the human. “As much as I loath the idea, yes.”
“Awesome, was worried I wouldn't be able to have seconds. Or is it technically fiths?” Len’s mischievous and lust filled grin was enough to quiet any form of verbal retaliation as she attempted to avoid the gaze at all cost.
“Well, if you two are done flirting, how about we get back to problem at hand?” Gilda strode over to the young mare and sighed.
“She’s right, we need to figure out what were going to do with her. I mean we can’t just kill her after we spent hours trying to save her, at least not right away.” quipped Firefly as she eyed the mare in a wary manner.
Blood looked around the room before taking a chance and adding her opinion into the mix. “M-maybe we should wait until she wakes up and explain the situation, then we take it from there.”
Len smiled at the thestral and pulled her a little closer. “Great idea, lets go with that. If she turns out to be to hostile, we terminate her. Otherwise, I don’t think the princess will mind another warrior added to our ranks, right team?” Everyone looked at her strangely.
“Since when are we a team?” asked the gryphon as she eyed everyone in the room in a seemingly new light.
“Yeah, a team? I don’t really like the whole team thing, but if it has you guys in it then thats awesome!” Cheered the crazy pegasus. “Wait, who’s the leader then?”
Gilda grinned and stepped forward. “I nominate Len for leader of Psycho Squad.” she pronounced with great pride. “She’s the greatest warrior here, and that's with only two actual weeks of training.”
“I second that notion, seeing how she’s the whole reason this team exists.” added Firefly.
“I’m casting my vote for Len as well, but only because if I don’t she might not show me that tongue trick again tonight.” Blood blushed profusely at her own statement. it had been an attempt at payback, so you can imagine how much more hot and bothered she was when Len made a certain gesture between a v shape to her mouth before licking her lips with a predatory grin.
“So,” Len looked at everyone present once more, “now we just need to wait for our current pending member here and then we can deliver a more detailed report to the princesses. Sound good Psycho Squad?”
“HELL YEAH!” came the resounding reply.
“Nice job on the name by the way.” Gilda nodded and smiled proudly.
A sudden knock another door claimed their attention as they turned to see Celestia in the doorway. To her surprise and, somewhat, relief no one made a move to bow. If anything, they just stood their shooting her an annoyed look the longer she stood there.
“I trust you have the situation under control miss Heartworthy?” Len nodded and looked over the unconscious mare before returning her gaze back to the solar monarch.
“Situation is being handled, but if you don’t mind, all of my friends just call em Len...so call me len your majesty.” Len smiled receiving an even warmer smile in return.
“I see, well then, from this moment forward you shall all address me as Tia or Celestia.” she declared.
“Fine by me. Does this include Lulu as well?” Celestia nodded and Len beamed. “Great, tell her the whole friends call me Len thing as well please.”
Celestia's grin widened a bit. “I think she’d love to hear such. Oh, and, do be gentle with her advisor, we still need her to be able to perform her duties, not be trapped in bed unable to walk.” she said with a wink. If blood could get any redder than she was now, she’d have to change her name to Red Wing or find a new job.
Not even Celestia could refrain from enjoying the poor mare’s misery as she laughed. Just when Blood looked to be getting pissed off Len grabbed her and sat Blood in her lap before nipping up her neck and ears. Though she looked just as flustered, she her anger was completely replaced by desire as she feebly tried to struggle out of Len’s grasp. She would later swear she nearly died when she moaned out in front of the princesses and her friends.
“Alright, guys, enough messing around, we do have some bandits to catch. Hows about we get to work finding them and introduce them to psycho Squad and their badass leader.” barked Gilda gaining a round of cheers and relief for a certain thestral, if only for a moment. She gulped at what came next.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, this little filly ain’t gonna wake up for a couple of hours and I have a mare to escort to my bedroom. Anyone who wants to join is free to join. Yes even you Tia.” The amount of grins that came her way, especially from the princess of all ponies, was enough to make even Blood Wing whimper as Len carried her off followed by the princess and the other two members of the team. “One mare orgy coming right up, Don't worry Blood, we’re gonna have loads of fun, buckets full from the looks of it.” And thus Blood managed to get redder.
Author's Notes:
Hope you guys enjoyed this little tidbit. I do have a suppress from one of the gang. One of them is not as they seem, and thats all you're getting out of me. If know what I might be talking about, don't tell the others. Anyways, again, my editor worked on this for me, so big thanks to him, seriously. You all rock and I'm grateful for you just taking a look. Don't be afraid to leave a comment and maybe a like if you like it enough. Here's a stupid video about that I think you guys might think is pretty funny, just to leave you guys with something.
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