Len grinned as she heard yet another blood sucking parasite fry after trying to take a bit at her through her shields only to be set ablaze. “God I love shields like these.” The mechromancer may have been having a really hard time finding the materials she was searching for but at least the bugs couldn’t get to her.

“Mother, I’m detecting another source of arcanium nearby, as well as some other strange form of wildlife we have not yet encountered. I am unable to tell whether they are hostile or not, so tread carefully” Vanessa stated as she put up a waypoint on my HUD.

“No promises V” Len replied before taking off in its direction. She was very eager to get out of this god forsaken forest as soon as possible. She had already been attacked by three massive wild boars and a pack of stalkers of all things.

As she worked her way through the thick forest she began to notice what looked like holes in the ground. For some reason she was getting a bad feeling about it, as if she knew what made them but just couldn’t remember what.

Len sighed knowing damn well something was about to go down. “This is gonna suck ass" she said in a deathly serious tone. "I can already feel it.”

“Unfortunately, it would seem that the feeling is mutual, momzy” Vanessa added as she kept an extra watchful eye out for the unknown creatures. Neither of them enjoyed being fucked over, and today was not a good day to test them, animal conservationist opinion be damned.

Len noticed a decrease in holes as she neared her target, but for some reason that just made her even more paranoid. Suddenly, Len remembered something, the last time she felt like this she was playing Borderlands 2 and got jumpedby...

“Oh fuck me!” she yelled as she jumped out of the way of a spike being hurled in her direction, before getting shit whipped by a tentacle that flung her into a nearby clearing. Len held her stomach in pain as she heard the thresher roar in pain from being lit on fire before disappearing underground.

“Mother, are you okay?!” Vanessa asked in deep concern.

“Yeah, I’m fine" Len replied honestly, a bit winded from the surprise hit. "just watch out for anymore of these bastards.” Before she could even get to her feet again she noticed a red dot rapidly approaching on her map. With little time to react, she rolled to the side just as another popped out of the ground. Before it could get back underground, Len fired her explosive shot gun at it while it roared at her. She enjoyed her momentary satisfaction of blowing the thresher's head to chunks.

Len jumped up and started running, stumbling as she ran. A look back showed three threshers chasing her. A look at her map, however, showed that even more where coming from all around her. She growled before tossing a grenade at a spiky thresher attempting to pull her in with its damn singularity, she always did hate them the most.

“Damn it all! Why do I always end up dealing with this shit!” She complained before firing another shot at a thresher and blowing off one of its tentacles.

She stopped running suddenly and clutching her eyes shut. She screamed in pain as she fell to the ground curling up from the pain. “N-no, not now” she whimpered in agony. She howled in pain again as a thresher whipped her into a nearby tree.

The threshers roared as they got ready to go in for the kill and finish her off, when she suddenly began to stand. Even the threshers could tell something was off about their prey now.

When she opened her eyes they were...different. Her eyes looked more like machine optics with a bright green glow. Her robotic tongue lolled out with a toxic green saliva dripping out, a manic grin spread across her face as she looked over them all. “M-mommy?” V asked, one of the threshers actually quivered before dipping into his hole a bit.

The sudden movement was like some kind of trigger as Len launched out into the clearing with a newfound speed the worms hadn’t been expecting at all. Before any of them could get away she had already sliced one clean in half, before shooting two more almost point blank with her shotgun. “Mom, what's wrong with you?!”

The rest dove underground and attempted to surround her. She shot the first one point blank, before being whipped by a tentacle, and suddenly whipped again and sent flying by a much larger thresher that had shown up.

She continued to ignore Vanessa, wasting no time getting up she opened fire on the damn worms. She took two more down before the large one popped out behind her and whipped her before she could even react, only this time before she could hit the ground it grabbed her and slammed her into the ground. It then followed up with a barrage of tentacles, whipping at her as more threshers joined in.

A sudden magical burst knocked them back, electrifying most of them to death. Wasting little time, Len jumped up on top of the large thresher's head before firing a continuous stream of lighting into it.

Another tentacle grabbed her and flung her off, airborne she pulled out a rocket launcher and let loose two rockets before hitting the ground. The threshers wailed in pain and anger before disappearing underground again. “Mom, snap out of it! You're acting like some kind of psycho!”

Though she was actually having fun, Len was honestly starting to get bored with the fight now. Ready to end it she charged at the red dots, her manic grin spreading wider than ever before as she lunged forward just as the huge thresher surfaced to attack her again, just barely missing her with its tentacles as she flew into its mouth.

The next thing the thresher knew holes were being blown out of its body before a final explosion blew it into chunks. Len stepped out with her shield burning off the blood as bits and pieces of the thresher rained down around her. She had a manic and happy grin as she noticed that she’d taken care of all the red dots in the area, before her eyes suddenly shut tight. When she opened them again they were back to normal.

“W-what... Oh no, it happened again. Damn it, it's getting worse!" She looked around her at all the dead threshers, at all the carnage she had caused. Granted it wasn’t near as much carnage and destruction as the one time she fought the spiderants but it was still bad.

“...So, I’m assuming this is the reason you’ve been stressing over this project?” V asked a bit unsure if everything was alright now.

Lena took a deep breath before looking for the direction of the marker before noticing it was in the center of the clearing. “Y-yeah, thats the reason. Kind of want to fix it as soon as possible” Len admitted a bit sheepishly as she tapped in a few commands into her arm before digistructing a few loaders and pointing at the ground.

“I can see why. Let’s hurry this little trip up so we can repair you.”

As the bots dug and collected the material Len left them instructions to redeploy at the castle and unload their harvest when they were done before walking off in search of the rest of her materials. Judging from the size of the deposit from the scans it would be more than enough for her to finish her projects.

She still needed a very rare plant and to find enough of it to perform multiple experiments till she gets it right. What a pain all this shit has turned out to be.

She sighed in exasperation while keeping an eye out for the plant with a name she couldn’t pronounce. This day honestly hadn't started out to well and in all fairness wasn’t going all that well either. At least she was finding what she need, even if it was taking her forever to find it.

“So, all we have to do is find this super rare flower that may or may not have already died out right? Sounds pretty easy to me.”

Len stopped, her eye twitching as she struggled to contain her rage. “You said that the flower would be here, that it wasn't extinct! Now you’re telling me I might be still out here for no fucking reason at all?!” She failed a bit as it would seem.

“U-um, well, I was just trying to be positive and... I’m joking with you mom. What can’t you take a joke?” Len glared at her arm seething with rage. “Heh heh, now lets not do anything we might regret or take any- Aah, stop shaking me! You know I don’t like to be shaken!”

“When we get home I’m finishing your body just so I can dismantle it!” She raged at her.

“That is but counterproductive and a waist of time in more than one way!” Vanessa shouted.

“Bet it’ll still fuck you won’t it baby girl!”

“Aah, stop shaking me damn you!” V screamed as Len shook her arm again. Len didn’t know why the AI didn’t like the needless action, but it worked for a great punishment till she could physically punish her.

“Ugh, this damn flower had better be in this place, or so help me Ashvatha I will tie you to a vibrating tube for a month!”

“I-it will! It will!” Vanessa cried out. The fear was evident in her voice at the thought of the cruel and unusual punishment.

“Good, now lets get a move on and find this...this... god damn it all! What is this shit munchin plant’s name anyways?!”

“Metalicanophine" V stated as she readjusted a few systems to better locate the plants biosignature. She was glad she could get her hands on a sample before they left, but the fact that she had yet to locate any right now seemed to bring great fear to her heart.

“Excuse me miss, but I couldn’t help overhearing that you are looking for the Meta plant?” said a strange young stallion wearing an explorer's hat with a magic eye patch covering his left eye. He had a tan colored coat and a forest green mane and tail with light green highlights, his goatee was the same color as well. He also had a pistol strapped to his side, fire elemental weapon by the looks of it.

Len got a relatively bad vibe about the guy. Not that he was bad, just that he was gonna lead her into a proverbial shit storm before the day was over. “Yeah, I am, but what's it to you skag bait?”

“Mom, don’t be so rude!” V chiddded. “Excuse me sir, but you wouldn’t happen to know where we can find some would you?”

The stallion grinned and sauntered up next to us. “Why yes I do. In fact, I just recently picked a few. But if you want to know where to find them you’ll need to help me first.” Len sighed mentally. She figured that the guy would want something in return.

“Fine, whatever, let’s get this over with so we can get our flowers and go home. I’m taking a hot bubble bath and don’t care who sees me, cause I refuse to wear a towel afterwards.” she ranted as they followed the stallion. “Oh, by the way, I’m Len and this is my daughter slash creation vanessa.”

“heyo!”

“My name is Indiana Doo. Its a pleasure to make your acquaintances.” He said taking a small bow as they walked.

Len grinned catching the last part of his name and knowing full well who his future decedent was. They conversed lightly of their adventures as they walked. Neither of them truly letting their guard down though. This forest did have a pretty bad reputation for wild monsters popping out the wazoo. Everblight Forest was one of the worst places to end up in it seemed.

As they talked they soon crossed over to Terror Bog, a terrible swamp like place that was crawling with even more monsters than any other place in equestria. Few dared to enter and even fewer ever left. Even the natives were listed in the book of monsters being depicted as feral cannibals with a love for ambushes.

“So, how much further till we get there?” Len asked checking her guns to make sure they were fully loaded and ready to put down anything dumb enough to step up.

“Not much farther now. Though I must warn you, the area we are heading into is said be crawling with hydras, so be on the look out for any hydras rising from the muck.” He said before glaring at a few bubbles as they passed.

“Hydras? Great, why can't it ever just be puppies? I have no problem kicking a puppy.” Len groaned out before shooting said bubbles, only for some kind of fish like creature holding a spear to float up with a hole in its chest.

“Unfortunately no one's that lucky.” He sighed out.

The two continued to walk in silence as they kept on edge ready to fight at a moments notice until they came upon a cave entrance. Indiana grinned as he galloped off to the entrance but stopped as a sudden rumbling shook the ground.

Len groaned as she watched the heads of a massive hydra rise from the muck. It looked down at the two of them before all four heads boomed out a thunderous roar as toxic looking green gas trailed down from the top of each head down to the back. Globs of its spit dripped to the ground and landed on a fleeing rabbit before corroding the thing into practically nothing. A Green boss animation popped up behind it as well, as if shit wasn’t bad enough.

Bleak’Maw

Dear god that stench!

“Awe fuck nuggets.” was all she said before pulling out her shotgun and firing at the massive lizard until she was forced to jump out of the way as one of its heads tried to take a bite out of her. Indiana did the same before pulling out his pistol and holding it in his green magical grip and shot the head in the eye before it pulled away.

The head roared in pain drawing attention to the stallion, but before they could really make him pay a homing grenade impacted with the hurt head before spawning many more grenades upon explosion and covering the head in fire making it explode into large chunks of hydra. The roar the other heads gave suddenly had Len thinking that might have been a slightly bad idea.

With a single swipe of its claws it broke her shields and flung her not into but through a tree before spewing acid like corrosive globs at her. Thankfully its aim wasn’t the best at the moment and just barely missed Len,even with the splash damage.

Indian took another shot hitting a second head in the eye before quickly shooting it in its other eye and lunging out of the way of a corrosive glob. Though he was good, he wasn’t fast enough to react as another glob shot towards him.

He let out a breath he didn't realize he’d been holding as the acid just rolled off a emerald green magical shield. He didn’t even have time to thank Len before she rushed back in firing off three fireball spells in a spiraling in a cone.

The hydra dodged it before slamming another head at Len only for her to jump on its head and fire a powerful fireball spell creating a huge explosion and tossing her back to land beside Indian.

“Well you’re certainly a tough one.” he said as he admired her fighting.

“Yeah, just stay back and let me handle this.” she said before sprinting off dodgin heads left and right. The hydra roared in anger before taking another swipe at her and flinging her into the side of the cave denting the mountain it was in.

“Len!” Indian shouted before a glob of acid shot over his head heading for Len. With a shield she blocked the attack before jetting off again, pulling out a rocket launcher and firing off both rounds of spiraling rockets at the hydra’s last two heads. If it wasn't for the health bar on her HUD she would have sworn it didn't even do any damage.

She wasn’t really given any breathing room as it tried to snap her up in its jaws. She was barely out maneuvering the beast before its tail suddenly came out of nowhere and smacked her through another tree. The hydra roared as it struck at her only to stumble back as electricity shot through it.

“Ha, glad I changed out my shields!” She shouted in glee as she injected herself with a vial of red fluid. “alright guys, time to end this.” She said before summoning up her faithful robot partner, Death Trap. She also pulled out some kind of strange looking gun before firing off what looked like grenades from it that exploded in fire.

“Fire is its weakness so lets burn the hell outta this bitch!” She cheered before charging back into battle just as the hydra regained its senses and attacked. DT beeped before firing a laser. The moment it made contact with it the gas on one of the heads the head exploded raining chunks of flesh and blood. The final head roared out before suddenly growing. Len sighed as she watched its health bar go up as one of its heads reformed.

“You fucking asshole. Just die already!” She shouted before mustering an incredible amount of magic and attempted to end it with a volley of fireballs, thought what actually happened was something much more badass. Rather than fireballs she fired one huge stream of fire completely obliterating both heads and half the body.

Indian gawked at the sheer magical power Len had just shown in killing the hydra. Len was doing the same before a gun landed on her head as well as a new shield. “Wow, sweet, new guns!” she cheered before equipping her new gear.

“Alright, lets get in there and finish this.” She said as she ran by grabbing the stallion and sprinting into the cave.

“Woah there Len, we have to be careful about traps in here, or whatever is guarding this place.” Indiana warned just before they narrowly dodged spears flying at them.

Len groaned and pulled out her new pistol, The Icer, and returning fire hearing hissing coming from further into the cavern they had ran into. “great, just had to jinx us didn’t you.” She groaned out before tossing a grenade down the cavern.

After the multiple explosions she wasted no time running in guns blazing with her electric assault rifle. She screamed out her battle cry as she launched herself off the wall before slamming the blade at the end of her gun into one of the snake heads. now able to get a better look at the enemy and could see they were like tribal anthro versions of the hydra’s she’d seen in this land, which looked nothing like the hydra from the show. but with multiple heads. Hydra people it seemed.

She brought up a shield just as one massive hydraman slammed a huge sword down on her in an attempt to cleave her through. She electrified the shield sending a jolt through the sword and through the badass hydraman.

“Great, those tattoos look just like the symbol that's usually associated with the vault. just fucking great.” she said noticing the borderlands symbol on its face and shoulders.”better conserve ammo because I know there's gonna be a boss at the end of this guarding, what is probably a piece of the vault key.”

“Yeah, more than likely.” Indiana admitted as he shot a few rounds of his gun turning one of them into ashes before Len put away her weapons and ran forward coating her arm in magical fire and shoving her fist through a hydraman’s chest.

Len crossed her arms gathering up magic before releasing the power in a wave of fire incinerating most of them. The only thing left standing was a badass and a hydraman marauder holding decent looking corrosive assault rifle.

Not wanting to risk it with some unprotected stallion with her, Len grabbed the Marauder in her magical grip before crushing it. She would have done the same to the badass but she knew that it wouldn't even work.

“Time to die dumb ass!” she shouted as the badass tossed a spear at her breaking her shield. A burst of electricity shot out shocking both him and Indiana giving Len enough time to rush in deliver furry of magical punches, each one shocking the badass and leaving scorch marks on its tough hide. Len roared out before slamming her palm onto its chest and shooting a blast of lightning through its chest and out its back.

She panted and leaned against the wall before slowly sliding down tot eh ground. “Oh shit, this is really draining me. Death Trap finally managed to get into the cavern and made his way over to his master before booming out in a deep robotic voice. “More hostile units incoming. This unit would like to eviscerate them for unit master Len.”

Len nodded and smiled. “Thanks buddy, I Just need a minute to catch my breath and replenish my energy before we press on. Clear a path to the artifact if you can though.” Len said weakly before injecting herself with a vial of green fluid as her body soon began to glow with a green aura surrounding her.

“And what exactly was that ?” Indiana asked as he strode up to take a seat as well watching her with great intrigue.

Len grinned and held up a second vial. “Its a little invention of mine. it replenishes energy and can replace your need for food. Not that I’d recommend it, it's still a prototype but thankfully has been tested to make sure its at least not gonna kill me.” she answered. it was easy to tell it was working by the amount of energy in her voice. “just takes a few seconds to really kick in and bring you back to full, or as close as the dose can get you.”

“I see, how interesting.” Indian continued to observe the strange inventor he was sure was not sane but definitely a load of fun from the looks of it.

“hey, look, this next part might get too dangerous for you to be here. I’m going to leave Death Trap to guard you while I go and clear out things up ahead. I’ll come back for you once I’ve secured the area, alright?”

The stallion sighed. “I’m afraid i can’t in allow you to face this alone. After all, i’m the one who brought you into all this.”

“Yeah, but I’m the one who can take a serious licking and keep on kicking.” Len pointed out as she got to her feet. “Besides, you’ll be too big of a distraction while I’m taking down this boss.”

Though he hated to do so, he had to admit Len was right. he likely wasn’t going to do much but get in the way if the previous battle was anything to go by. With a heavy sigh he gave light rain and nodded. “Just don’t go and get yourself killed alright?” he said a she extended a hoof to her.

Len grinned and took his hoof in hand and shook it firmly. “No promises there but I can assure you i’ll do my best to not end up as hydra turd or something.”

“Good enough for me.”

“Preparing battle boss battle music.” Vanessa stated as she searched through Len’s files once more.

Len took turned and walked down the cavern, sending DT back to guard Indiana. She wasn't to sure what to expect from this place but she knew whatever it was she would need to expect the worst and be ready for anything.

DT had cleared out most of the Hydramen judging by the number of bodies and chunks of flesh and blood. After fighting off the rest she soon made it into a passageway with water that was just barely above Len’s ankle covering the floor. Walking for a bit longer she came across a massive room with single spot of dry land in the center. in the middle of the patch of land, surrounded by the very flower she had come for, sat the vault key covered in its alien writing.

Well sat was a relative term as it actually float in a beam of light. Multiple holes in the ceiling brought down beams of light to light the room, but the size of the room told Len all she need to know. Whatever she was about to fight was going to be big.

“Well, there goes the flowers. how convenient.” Vanessa said enthusiastically.

“Yeah, too convenient. Get ready for a fight Vanessa, shits about to get real in this bitch.” Len stated as she got her gun ready. After getting a few feet into the room the room began to shake. Suddenly the water began to bubble and glow before massive heads rose up from the water slowly looking down upon Len as they growled menacingly. Once at full height, the burning hydra rose up and roared out as a dark orange boss animation sprung up behind it.

Big Mama

Ya done fucked up now son!

Len quickly dodged out of the way as the massive five headed hydra lit up a ring of fire around the room as one of its heads shot a stream of fire at Len. She barely had time to react as another head tried to take a bite out of her before another spat a fireball at her. Thankfully Len’s new shield was much more resilient to fire damage than her others or else she would have been turned into an extra crispy snack for the hydra.

She pulled out The Icer and fired a burst round from her cold based gun. Another had tried to take a bite out of her again only this time she was ready and put up an electrified shield giving the hydra a nasty shock causing it to roar in pain before launching a volley of fireballs which Len narrowly escaped.

With a burst of speed from a speed spell Len dodged a second volley and unloaded two clips of her electric assault rifle. Noticing her gun doing critical damage near its eyes and underbelly she grinned before being forced against the wall from a truly powerful slash that almost dropped her shield and did damage to her health through her shield.

Bringing out her corrosive Rocket launcher she fired off two rockets into its underbelly, a third rocket catching the hydra in the face just as its tail whipped around and smashed Len into the wall destroying her shield and bringing her health down to half as she coughed up blood with severe burns all over her body. Taking another medi-vial, as she like to call them, she sprung out of the way of another blast of fire with her burns healed and her health back to near full.

She laughed as she pulled out an explosive machine gun and fired off into its faces, every other shot hitting it in the eyes. She couldn’t help but laugh as she ducked under another slash and swing of its tail before continuing her assault on its ugly mug. She could already see its health bar taking a beating from all the damage she was dealing.

A flaming head fired off a stream of flames which Len barely managed to pull her shield up in time to block before letting loose a stream of lighting into its face making it roar out in pain. Len didn’t even waste any time firing off another bolt of lighting into a second head that thought it could get the jump on her knocking it back.

Len pulled out a corrosive grenade and a slag pistol but was knocked into the air before she could use them. She fired off another bolt of lighting into a head that was about to chomp on her, flinging the grenade into its mouth before another head head-butted her into the wall.

It hurt like a bitch to get up with her health barely existent after such a powerful strike and she was already running low on medi-vials to begin with. She only had two left. Feeling a loud thud brought her hope as she looked up to see the head she had thrown the grenade into had corroded away.

She stood up and inject another health vial before lighting up a striking head with lightning causing it to miss its strike by just a few feet. Taking advantage of the stunned head she ran up with a grenade, jumped high into the air before punching her metal fist into its eye with the grenade in hand. The head waved around roaring in pain as Len left the grande inside and jumped off onto another head as it attempted to bite her off just before the grenade went off corroding both heads.

She was more than happy to pull out her sword and fire an enhanced lighting bolt into one of the two remaining heads powerful enough to leave it wailing in pure agony. As it wailed she did the same to the other head as the neck of the dead head hit the ground sending her tumbling off.

She quickly got back to her feet and pulled out a corrosive sniper rifle before dodging a blast of fire as the enraged and hurt heads just spewed fire as they continued to wail in pain with electricity still arching over them. Taking aim, she fired off a lucky shot, missing and hitting the wall only for it to ricochet off and shoot the hydra in the eye at the perfect angle. The head dropped dead leaving the sole head up and ready to burn the world with its pure fury over its lost heads.

Len barely managed to dodged a massive blast of fire, using her speed spell to get out of the way only to be caught by the shock wave and flung just under the hydra’s final head. The hydra was almost defeated and was making its final stand. The hydra’s claw light up in a powerful inferno as it rose it high in the air. Len knew just what it was trying to do and wasn’t having any of it.

Pulling out her electrified sniper rifle Len charged it with her magic adding even more power to it before firing a final shot into its last head leaving a gaping hole straight through its head as loot fell to the ground before her. The body collapsed to the ground in a lifeless heap as its flesh disintegrated leaving nothing but steaming bones in its wake.Len sighed in relief, happy that it was finally over

“Man, that was tough.” she sighed out tiredly.

“Yeah, now nothing's between us and our prize.” Vanessa said as she stopped the music.

Hissing suddenly could be heard coming from the room entrance causing Len to deadpan at her arm. “Vanessa,you must really want to be vibrated for a month don’t you.” Len droned out in annoyance.

“S-sorry.” Was all she said before the hydramen entered. they immediately stopped at the sight of their master’s remains before looking to Len. Len was prepared for a fight, not what happened next.

“All hail the slayer of Big Mama!” A badass cheered wearing a skull on each of its heads and a chest piece of bones covering its chest. It sounded female and even had a bit of a feminine curve to it. I believe the best way to describe the hydra was voluptuous with a bit of a muscular feel to her. She even had breasts and wore a loincloth decorated with animal fangs hanging around her waist, though Len could tell it only covered up her front half,not so much the back, like at all.

The seven foot tall hydra ran over with the others following suit and bowed before Len repeatedly. “We are not worthy oh great and powerful warrior.” She said as she continued bowing. Len blushed, not being used to such praise and partially from the amount of trucking cleavage this big bitch had. Her teal hide looked like it was well taken care of, especially for what she would have assumed were practically savages, for lack of a better word.

“U-um, You may rise?” Len said with great uncertainty.

The deep orange hydraman badass stood along with the others towering over her. “Oh great one, please, is there anything we can do for our new mistress?”

‘Damn, even the way she talks is hot as fuck.’ Len thought before gulping with a her cheeks burning red. “Um, you could pack up those flowers and grab that artifact for me?” She suggested more than stated.

The massive badass was quick to order the others to hop to it as Len pulled out the containment modules that she had designed for the plants. her wishes were carried out in little over a minute. Len was left with her jaw trying its best to hit the ground just how fast they got it done.

“Is there anything else we may do for you mistress?” Came the electrifying voice again. Len’s hair stood on end as she looked back to see the gaze she was receiving from the hydra.

“Um, that's all, I think.” she said, seeming to have lost her voice a bit as she looked between the multiple emerald eyes that stared at her in anticipation.

“I know I may be overstepping, my mistress, but if I may make a bold request?”

“S-sure, go right ahead.” Lens aid with gulp. as the hydra got closer, her wide child birthing hips swaying a from side to side as the hydra took on a bashful stance. Len was sure she was about to have an actual anime nose bleed just from glancing at the hydra that was so close to her.

“Please, mistress, bless me by allowing this humble servant to bare your brood.” Len paled as she played the words over and over in her head. It didn’t help that the hydra had took to bashfully pawing the ground with her cheeks tinged with red and her eyes shut as she awaited Len’s answer. ‘Dear god this chick's gonna kill someone just with her raw sex appeal.’

“U-um, I ugh, I’m a female...You're a female...” Len just trailed off with her entire face turning red.

“Magic can fix that problem if I am not mistaken.” ‘Ashvatha, I’m trying to be faithful here, give me break and do something here.’ No help came but Len could of sworn she heard a woman's voice in her head giggling at her lucky misfortune.

“W-well, I do know a spell for that, yes.” Len admitted.

“As do I.” ‘Whelp, I tried girls. Sorry Luna and Blood, you’re just gonna have be pissed off about this one.’

“Whelp, where’s the nearest bed?” Len asked in defeat, knowing she wasn't getting out of this one.

“Y-you mean it? Oh thank you great one! On this day i am the happiest hydraksian alive!” She cheered. ‘Oh shit, is this chick a virgin? Wouldn't be too surprised honestly. Even compared to her people she looks like a pretty intimidating woman.’

Len gulped as she was picked up bridal style and carried over to the dry land, likely to deposit clothes somewhere dry before she had t try and wreck this girl. Emphasis on try. This was going to be a long day.

Author's Notes:

Holy Ashvatha this chapter is long. Seriously, the longest chapter I have ever written. When i started I was expecting ti to be like well over 3k words and maybe hit a bit above 4k, but no. Over 6k words of hard work. Don't even ask how annoying it was to read and edit this afterwards. Anyways, I really enjoyed Writing this chapter, despite my obvious laziness. EonCrystal is the one to thank for this idea coming to life so a big thanks to him. If you notice any mistakes please leave a comment with the paragraph its in pointing out the problems. I was tired when I edited this so there are bound to be things I missed. Thank you for giving this chapter a read(seriously, I don't think chapters are so good that someone can sit through this much of it.), you guys rock as always.
~Len and Meta Out~