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Deadpool raises Chrysalis from infancy.
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It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.


Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!

I thought that was all of us?

It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.

Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!

Explosions!

Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.

Total babes!

Awkward hilarity.

Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-

Daddy, who are you talking to?

Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-

Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.

That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!

You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!

That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?

I brought popcorn and chimichangas.

*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!

Aww, you were so cute at that age!

And I'm not cute now?

Now you're sexy!

We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.

Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21

...did you really have to literally throw it?

Yup!

Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

Teen
Complete
Random
Comedy
Slice of Life
Gore
Sex

46,426 words: Estimated 3 Hours, 6 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

33 Chapters:

  1. Quit pulling my strings! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 3rd, 2015
    1,218
  2. Ask A Friend...I have one, right? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 22nd, 2017
    1,605
  3. We Don't Need No Stinkin' Sitter! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 9th, 2015
    1,666
  4. That's My Girl! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 13th, 2015
    2,642
  5. Uncle Fuzzy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 15th, 2015
    1,457
  6. Do you want to be my brother? Well, too bad! You are! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2015
    1,197
  7. If you can dodge a bullet, then you can dodge a ball! ...or a truck...or a rocket...or Uncle Fuzzy... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 21st, 2015
    1,055
  8. Now it's my turn to dodge! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 19th, 2016
    1,056
  9. You Didn't Keep Score? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 28th, 2015
    1,076
  10. QC: A Rather Silly Place [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 31st, 2015
    1,464
  11. World's Best Dad [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 3rd, 2015
    2,019
  12. World's Best Daughter [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 6th, 2015
    1,708
  13. Pomp and Culture [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 8th, 2015
    1,242
  14. An Education [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 12th, 2015
    1,324
  15. First! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 15th, 2015
    1,296
  16. Game On! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 12th, 2019
    922
  17. Bouncy! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 12th, 2018
    1,518
  18. Rampage! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 24th, 2015
    1,151
  19. Fun! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 17th, 2015
    1,482
  20. Pursuit [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 30th, 2015
    1,164
  21. ...Logic! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 13th, 2016
    1,269
  22. On Schedule [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 12th, 2015
    1,309
  23. Das Boot! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 9th, 2015
    1,234
  24. The Ultimate Cliffhanger [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 28th, 2015
    1,508
  25. Broken By The Wall [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 3rd, 2015
    1,314
  26. Back to Comedy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 11th, 2015
    1,138
  27. Three Trials? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 4th, 2016
    1,285
  28. Bonus Content [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 11th, 2015
    1,118
  29. All Grown Up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 14th, 2015
    1,267
  30. Parenting Problems [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 20th, 2018
    985
  31. Operation: Grandpa [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 21st, 2015
    2,123
  32. The End of the Story [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 25th, 2015
    1,451
  33. Conquest is Shiny [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 28th, 2015
    2,163
Published May 3rd, 2015
Last Update Aug 27th, 2015

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