"Voltron?"

"You need five pilots and he's too big to keep us hidden."

"Tiger Zord?"

"Didn't I just say "too big"? No giant robots!"

"Optimus Prime?"

"He left us, remember?"

"Bumble Bee?"

"That's why he left us. You don't tame Autobots!"

*giggity giggity giggity screee! giggitygiggity giggity giggity...*

"I really hate this bus..."

The magic school bus- driven by the handsome-to-himself Oscar Conners "the Fandom Man" -flew in the form of a tiny helicopter.

There was some turbulence, causing a clatter at the back of the bus. Oscar turned his head to his left, "I said 'Seat belts, everyone' for a reason Crash Bandicoot!" He scolded the life sized plushie, "Why cant you be like Dora over there?!" He pointed to the plastic Hispanic girl behind him.

On the dashboard, Cyborg Mew Two placed Crash back in his seat, buckling the seatbelt with his telekinetic powers.

Oscar looked at the mirror above his head, "Doctor Who 4 and 12, stop messing with Star Trek: Voyager Holo Doctor!" Behind their seat, Eevee Mon, leaned over and straightened the cardboard Hologram Doctor cut out and the mannequins at his side, fixing 4's scarf and 12's wig.

Eevee Mon sat back down, voicing, "But he dissed my bow tie!" Changing his voice, "I did not!" "Oh, yes he did!" "It was the Doctor!" Changing to another voice, "Would you like a Jelly Baby?"

Will you guys just shut- I cant do this any more. Mew Two turned his head to me, Just because we're driving a magic bus does not mean you must act like a bus driver.

Near by, Ember moved around some figures with her magic, making Barbie say, "But we don't want to go!"

Eevee Mon took out a tiny Doctor Whooves, "Yeah!"

Totodile nodded as he controlled Ultron and Pinocchio, saying, "Totodile! Toto!"

"Watch your mouth, kid!" I said, "You wont be a real boy at that pace!"

Wake me up when this is over... Mew Two said as he returned to his Master Ball.

Kuriboh summoned himself as he took Mew Two's place. The ride was peaceful, until Ken and tiny Ghost Rider got in a fight, courtesy of Totodile and Ember.

"What are we doing here?" Cortana asked dryly.

The Bee Bus sat on the ceiling of a disgusting apartment, looking up to the ground where a human DeadPool slept in his chair. From the bus, a line of webbing lowered Fandom Man in his Spider Man + Spider Monkey form. As his bottom arms and his legs lower him, he focused on the Merc. "What? I can have Wolverine DNA, but not DeadPool?"

"You seriously want voices in your head?"

I looked down at my ultimatrix on my chest, "No! ...maybe..."

"You're aware that you're going to die, right?"

Looking up from Cortana, I quickly swung on a new web as a giant blade came my way. Using my spider sense, I landed and ran down the blade as DeadPool mockingly screamed about- A gross spider? Yeah that. What?

This story suck so bad, I'm going to fix this train wreck! The mighty DeadPool swung at his tiny foe, watching my futile movements as he aimed for blood. Or splatter, whatever works. He saw the terror in my eyes- I'm wearing a mask! Shut up. DeadPool saw the terror on my mask and the shoot in my pants- I'm as small as a roach, how can you see those details? Besides, where do you think most of the web is coming from?

"Time to exterminate!"

"Whatever Dalek!"

I hack into the author's fimfiction account and jury rig part of the story. "Beautiful!" As Way Big, I lied there dead and half his size. He grabbed my ultimatrix, ripping it out of my chest as the bus's magic left it. OK, yes I was Way Big, and still shrunk, I was half your size, but you didn't kill me! Why not? One of us has to die! But you're not the main character, ergo you cant kill me yet. He then paused thinking, Why am I after his genes again?

Actually, I was lucky to find Wolverine before Weapon X, witnessed the death of a Hulk Displaced, and was sent into the future and got DJ PON3 DNA. Now I need to relearn new and old magic as well as gain new DNA from heroes and villains alike. That is the worst idea for an OP OC, ever! I looked up at him, quickly grabbing his leg But we've only met! and taking a quick blood sample before vanishing into nothing as Nanomech.

What? No epic battle? You'll have to wait for part two, dude...

Author's Notes:

Sorry about the short chapter, but I need somebody to help me with DeadPool for the next part.

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Voltron
Tiger Zord
Optimus Prime and Bumble Bee
The Magic School Bus

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Crash Bandicoot
Dora the Explorer
The Doctor (Doctor Who) 4 12
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Barbie and Ken
Ultron
Pinocchio
Ghost Rider
DeadPool

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Spider-Man
Spider Monkey
Way Big (UAF)