*chirp. chirp.* [Cortana is Active] the ultimatrix chirped on my wrist. From the sky in my grey-blue armor, wearing my grey Iron Man helmet, I watched as my A.I. woke up.

"Hey, Cortana, long time no see!" I said into my mic. You thought you would get chief's girl? Nope! We found the multiverse equivalent of the internet and trust me, you don't want the real Cortana and your version Cortana meeting, but Roll? She's surprisingly cool with it. Anyway, I still call her Cortana and she found ways for me to channel magic through technology and equestrian magic. "What do you think we should do?"

"We should do a wide range scan, starting with ourselves. Who knows how many viruses you allowed inside!"

"I do not!"

"Taco Tuesday? Oh, and looks like some of those... lovely pictures made their way back in the system."

"I didn't... I don't know where it comes from..."

"Scans done. Holy square-one Bat Man! Clearly you need tactical training and I need to relearn lost spell codes. The armor is beaten still from Celestia's hammer. Oh, and we might need to worry about more gods... specifically Asgardian and Olympian. According to newspapers Lex Leathor, Pony Stark, and Buck Wayne exist along with alter egos and foes, two being Joker and Brute Banner a.k.a. the Hulk."

I stared at the screen with a slightly neutral look before landing on the ground with a sigh, "Its that time of year?"

"Did I mention Hydra and the Forever Knights? That and various more Displaced in this world, including Lego Craft and a migrating creeper village with Swampfire and Sam as their rulers."

"They're still together? Cute. Did they make those creepers?"

"No, but Box spawned one which grew in numbers."

"heh. Plants are weird." I looked around the field I landed in. No pony in sight. "Engage Pony Form! Pegasus!" My body returned to white and the blue lights changed red as my body changed, everything shifting into a pony form. When I was done, my ultimatrix pad desguised itself into a red fireball cutiemark. I was a white pegasus stallion with red wing tips, mane, and tail.

"Perfect as usual," said my flank. "Never mind. Oh, prepare to get REKT in 3. 2. 1..."

Out of nowhere, a giant green minotaur fell from the sky with so much force that riding the wind would send me to Saddle Arabia.

He got in my face, "HULK! HUNGRY!"

I wiped the spit off my face before repling, "Oxcar broke. Oxcar starving. Oxcar not scared."

"PEUNY PONY!!" He threw down his fists as I spun out of the way with more skill than a Wonderbolt... In my opinion.

"I'm a pretty pony, ya jerk!" I called before... kicking... his... shin... "I'm so sorry!" He grabbed me by my hooves and prepared to throw me. "Ultimate Level One: Hulk Humungosaur!"

"Music time~!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C1P2K_iXhY

"WAT U CALL HULK?! What the-?" I grew in size rapidly as I became Ultimate Humungosaur, a big green armored man-dino with the ability to turn my hands into rockets. That with Hulk's strength as a bonus with the ability to grow bigger at will. I fell on top of him and kept growing 'till I was bigger than him.

"I am Oscar Conners the Great Fandom Man! I AM the strongest there is," I said from on top of Hulk... in a sort of awkward position. I got up and performed Bowser's... what do you even call that attack? Rock bottom? Shell slam? Butt smash? Screw it! I friggin' Bowser Bombed Hulk!

I grabbed the horns on his head (thankfully too small to be of any use to him) and tossed him over my head. He landed on the ground as I fired some rockets from my hands... which feels so weird, you wont believe! I saw the fire in his eyes as he took some explosions to his face, rushing towards me.

"Cortana, activate my fire spells!"

"Didn't I just say we lost spell data?! I swear, you never listen. Fun fact: Hulk is fireproof in nearly every reality!"

I dodged him before swinging at him a few times and missing, feeling like I'm boxing him, "Where are my fire spells?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FOs9_l33gY

"This song sucks, but it will do," I said as I fell on my back and double kicked Hulk's chest. I then got back up, rushing to Hulk as I fired my rockets. I got close to him, firing some rockets as I punched his face. I think I'll call it a rocket punch. "Ultimate Level One. DJ PON3 Echo Echo."

"HULK SMASH DINO MAN!"

Just as his fist met my face, I shrunk to a small white alien with two tone blue hair and purple shades. My sent a screech his way, making him cover his ears as I pressed down on my hovering pad. The spikes returned on its ring as I grew to a tall, slender blue and white creature with the same blue hair and glasses and speakers all over my body. "Feel my wubs, bro!"

I tossed some flying speaker pads all around him, they charged up with an unknown energy. "CHAMBER BASS CANON!" Cortana shouted as the beams of blue energy fired all over him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3cE9iXIx9c

As the music played, I looked down at my ultimatrix, "Well, that sounded different."

"Do you want me to change it back?"

"Please." (Pause the current music if you want to, the characters wont tell the difference.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtbNaMkjDXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkl9gTiDbLo

"Why do I even like this?"

"I still don't get why you like Daft Punk." The continued talking like this as the green beast was replaced by a smaller, cream colored minotaur that just lied limp on the ground. "Stop! I think we defeated him!"

I returned to my pegasus form as I shook my head, "Did we seriously beat the Incredible Hulk with wubs?!"

"I blame his hunger." We neared... Brute Banner? Dr. Banner, stopping to see a needle in his neck. "What is that? WAIT A SEC! THAT'S A TRANQUILIZER!"

I suddenly felt Oscar's body swaying as if he was on a large ship, laughing at random pitches before he sang, "Gotta catch 'em all~! Pokeeeeeeemon~..." Once he fell over, I watched helplessly as I saw what looked a griffon TF2 Sniper, dragging Oscar's limp body across the grass.

"heh. 'Great Fandom Man', what a joke!" He turned his head and called out to an unseen partner, "Hey! Big green's all yours, mate!"

Author's Notes:

Roll
Hulk

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Ultimate Humungosaur (UAF)
Ultimate Echo Echo (UAF)

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Bowser Attacks