"Alright lads, I want you all to go back to your own places and go about your business. Meet me in the cellar at 6 in the morning. I'll talk you through the rest there." Reg said as the rest of the men began to leave out of the back door as to avoid raising suspicion or starting mass panic. Once they were all gone, Reg set about putting his carefully thought out plan into action. This was gonna be a long day...

*9PM THAT SAME DAY*

The raindrops gently pattered down against the windows of Rarity's bedroom. It was a light rain though, not enough to wake her. She lay in peaceful slumber when she was suddenly awoken by the sound of the window opening and the rain and wind becoming louder now that there was no glass in it's way. She then heard a thudding sound. Her eyes darted around the room as she tried to ascertain the source of this noise. She saw nothing, however, and was about to return to sleep when she heard another noise. But this time, it was more than a noise. It was a voice.
"Madame." The voice said as the tall silhouette of Reg adressed the fashionista pony.

She scrambled for the lamp on her bedside table, and gasped as she tured it on and saw the human standing before her
"Who are you?" She demanded, considerably frightened by this mysterious creature.
"Merely somepony, or someone, rather, who appreciates the finer things in life, much like yourself. You may call me Reg." He said in his mock sophisticated voice.
"Alright then, Reg, what do you want from me?" Rarity asked, most of the fear having been replaced with intrigue and confusion.
"I require you to... how shall I put this? Lend your services, for me and my acquaintances." Reg explained with an air of charisma.
"What do you mean, my services?" The white unicorn replied, growing more and more curious by the minute. Reg leaned across the bed and stuck his face right in front of Rarity's, a look of twisted perversion on his face.
"You know what I mean." He whispered seductively before retreating to the foot of the bed."Meet me underneath twilight Sparkle's library at 7AM tomorrow. Do not be late." He said, gritting his teeth on the last sentence.
"Alright, I'll be there." Rarity said as Reg made his way over to the window.
"Excellent." He said in a sinister manner."Oh, one more thing. You are not to tell anyone about me or my acquaintances. Or else." He said before jumping out of the window and running off into the night.

*6AM THE NEXT DAY*

The humans had gathered in the cellar on Reg's instruction. Now they simply required the presence of the man himself.
"Lads," He said as he walked in."I understand that we are doing this for the purpose of sex, are we not?"
"Yeah, what else would we be doing? This ain't some shitty fanfic!" Flutterfuckershy blurted out from near the front of the crowd.
"Yeah, thanks for that observation. mate." Reg said sarcastically."Anyhoo, if you all follow me through this passageway behind me, you'll see what I've been working on to get us just that." He explained as he turned and began walking down the passage.
"Not the only passage we'll be using while we're here, am I right?" Joked Flutterfuckershy.
"Shut it." Reg snapped, barely turning his head as he continued down the passageway. The others followed him in single file until they reached their destination. They stared in awe at what Reg had done. He had remodelled the laboratory underneath Twilight Sparkle's library and made it into what looked like the set of a porno film.
"Jesus christ." Dashie said as he continued to stare."How'd you do all this in one night?"
"Long story." Reg told him."Let's just say I never want to be down a hole with a honey badger and some magic mushrooms ever again. Anyway, just give me a bit more time. I've got some things still to bring in and We need to be ready for when-"
"Reg? Are you down here?" Said a voice coming from the stairs. Upon hearing it, Reg smiled the same perverted smile as last night.
"Lads, get ready for more!"