Derpy is eating a blueberry muffin, which doesn't seem very exciting. But for one of the blueberries, he sees a normal old nom-nom as a daring attempt on his life, and he strives for survival in an epic tale of reminiscence and philosophy.

Naturally, it doesn't go as planned.

This is just a one-shot that I wrote one day when I was bored. I hope you enjoy!