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RADIANCE ISN'T BLACK

by Crystal Moose

Chapter 1: Dear Liberal Media…


Dear Liberal Media…

Marevil Comics

284 Mane Street

Manehattan

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to you to express my concern about the introduction of the ‘new’ Radiance, appearing in issue #487 of Power Ponies Penultimate.

I have been a massive fan of your comics for many years now, having read many of them since I was a young colt, and I am disturbed by the recent shift in tone and direction your writers have taken.

I suspect it all started with your ‘Elseworlds’ Power Ponies comic, where Humdrum was a dragon, and Masked Matter-horn was an alicorn. Suddenly we get a princess who has some dragon-spawn whelp, and you pander to a very small minority of dragon and alicorn readers. You can claim it was not based upon the princess all you like, but we true comic book fans know the truth. Then there was the Flashfire series, written by Scaley Sue… an openly dragonist writer! Don’t you know dragonists hate ponies!

Then there was your poorly conceived decision to cast Mtu Mweusi, a zebran actor, for the role of Heimdall, in your Dark World movie. It was stupid, ridiculous pandering, once again. Don’t you know Horse mythology was all Camarillo Whites!?!?!?!?

But no, you had to appease the PCers and the SJWs, and go against the source material, as well as spiting on the ancient mythos your comics were based upon!

Next was the ridiculous storyline where Zapp fell through that alternate-dimension mirror (seriously, who do you hire to write this junk?) and comes back a griffon!

I’ve put up with your pandering to such a small subset of the comic book readership for a long time; you’ve been running the risk of alienating your loyal readers, like me, for years. You know, the ones who helped make you who you are!

Now we come to the final insult. The last straw.

What on Celestia’s green earth possessed you to have Radiance give her power-jewels to a changeling!?!?!?! Now we have a black Radiance?

Radiance is not black!

What’s next? Mistress Mare-velous a breezie? More of them are migrating to Equestria! Or why not make Filli-second a minotaur. Wouldn’t want to upset the bullheads, would we?

I am done. I am done with your comics, done with your company.

Pander to your minorities, half of them aren’t real fans anyway.

See you in bankruptcy,

Silage Sapling

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