NOT a clopfic

Dear Sky Fire:

Hi Sky Fire! How’s your mom Rainbow Dash? Nevermind, we don’t really care, what we really need is you. We just heard about a wonderful game that mares play with stallions; which is the funnest game in the world and begins with S.

We are furious that no one ever told us about this game earlier, and we all desperately and to try it, but we all agree that if we each had our own colt, we’d be fighting about who got the best one, and if we played it with one colt, but only one at a time, we fight over who got to go first. The only way to settle this is to play it with one colt, all at once; and we all agree that of every colt we know, you are the only one strong enough and brave enough to completely satisfy all three of us.

Mom and dad are away for the weekend, and we have the whole farm to ourselves. We don’t think they’d want us playing with you, but we’re angry at them because they should have told us about this game sooner! We desperately want to play this game, we’ve waited too long already, and you’re the only colt in the whole world who can help us. We beg you to come, as soon as you get this letter, and show us the most fabulous game on earth; we’ll be in the bedroom waiting for you.

Yours truly; Pinkie Zip, Pinkie Zest and Pinkie Zing.

Pinkie Pie’s triplets meant something so totally different from what Sky Fire was thinking.

A 'mature' rated story with no violence and no sex? You saw it right.

Prequel to Pinkie's Apocolypse

Picture by Awalex