Chapter 49

The birds chirped happily in the tree above Dave and Celestia, their little hatchlings called for food. Celestia welcomed Dave’s fingers that ran through her mane

“So what should we do after you have spoken with the harem?” Celestia asked quietly as she enjoyed the moment

Dave sighed as he looked down at the princess “I’ll talk to Twilight then Rarity and maybe Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy if they are around”

“And the Element of honesty?” Celestia turned her head to look up at Dave

“I’ll see Applejack last” Dave scratched the back of his head nervously “Delay the kicking to the groin as long as possible”

Celestia smiled as she stroked Dave’s face with her hoof “I’m sure that will not happen”

“Last time I almost mated with Applejack I was bucked out of a window” Dave shrugged as Celestia sat up in shock

Celestia looked over Dave’s body before reluctantly pushing him to his feet “Well the sooner you talk to them, then the sooner we can be together”

Dave gave Celestia a small kiss before running to Twilight’s library. He ran and stopped next to the front door in the large tree. He took a few deep breaths before knocking gently

After a few minutes of silence, Dave knocked again. And again. And again.

“Hmm she must be out” Dave sighed as he turned to walk to Rarity’s boutique

“Very freaking observant” Odio growled “Figure that out by yourself?”

Dave rolled his eyes as he continued down the path away from the library “Would you take that sour mood and shove it up your ass”

“Don’t make demands from me you pathetic creature” Odio spat

Dave chuckled “Coming from a fog monster that is hiding in my head” he stopped outside the large boutique “Who sounds more pathetic?”

“Why you little…” Odio was cut short as Rarity opened the door

“DAVE!” Rarity leapt up and wrapped her hooves around his neck “When did you come back?”

“Yesterday, listen Rarity” Dave managed to release himself from her grip “I have something to tell you”

Rarity cut him off with a hoof over his mouth “Shhh darling, we can talk inside”

Dave nervously followed the unicorn inside and sat down on the couch “Right well I have something important to say and you might want to sit down”

Rarity smiled as she shook her head “Oh Dave don’t rush a lady” Rarity’s smile turned seductive “Can I make myself comfortable?”

Dave threw his hands up in defeat as he relaxed back into his seat “Fine whatever”

“I’ll be right back” Rarity winked as she trotted upstairs

“Now you listen here you fucking mortal” Odio squirmed violently “You are making a huge mistake doing all this”

“You just don’t like Celestia” Dave whispered angrily “Now do us both a favour and shut up or I will tell on you”

“OOO I’m so scared” Odio gasped sarcastically “Do it and I will kill you in front of her”

Dave smirked “So you are scared otherwise you wouldn’t threaten me”

“It wasn’t a threat” Odio began to fade as Rarity began walking down the stairs “It was a promise”

Dave rubbed his eyes as Rarity entered the room again, “I’ve been working on this for some time”

Dave looked up and instantly regretted it “Oh fucking really?”

Rarity was dressed in black, the cloth coiled around her legs giving the impression that she was taller and more flexible. The dress managed to effortlessly enhance her figure, especially a very certain area beneath her tail

“So how do I look?” Rarity fluttered her eyelids

Odio was still angry “Like a cheap whore riddled with herpes!” He yelled

“Umm alright but listen…” Dave was cut off again as Rarity stepped closer, tongue hanging out her mouth

Rarity lunged forwards and Dave darted to the side “Oh playing hard to get?”

“No but I have to talk about us” Dave backed around the entire room while Rarity stalked him

“Ohh you want an outfit too?” Rarity managed to tackle Dave as he tripped over a mannequin “Well let’s get mine off first”

“I’MBREAKINGUPWITHYOUFORCELESTIA!” Dave yelled as the unicorn’s tongue almost met his lips

Rarity pulled her head back and glared down “Excuse me?”

Dave cleared his throat “I am back with Celestia and I am leaving the harem”

Rarity laughed until she realized Dave was serious and began to growl, “You are leaving me? For HER!”

“Umm yes” Dave braced as Rarity stomped away and over to her workplace “Are you ok?”

“Ok?” Rarity turned her raging head to glare at the human “I made clothes for you, kissed you, loved you and all you can say is ‘Are you ok?’ ”

Dave inched towards the door “I’ll be leaving” his pace quickened as Rarity levitated a large pin cushion into the air

“Oh darling” Rarity smiled like a maniac as she removed the pins and pointed them at Dave “you know where I am if you decide to come crawling back”

Dare opened the door as fast as he could but it couldn’t stop a hail of pins stabbing his backside, he yowled as he darted out the boutique and left Rarity to cry

“I think you… got the point,” Odio cheered as Dave painfully plucked the pins from his butt cheeks

Dave shook his head as he pulled the final pin out and dropped it to the floor “I think I’ll try Applejack next and get my dick kicked into next week”

Odio merely grumbled as Dave began to painfully walk to Sweet Apple Acres “Celestia wouldn’t love you if it wasn’t for me”

“How so?” Dave’s buttocks became less painful as he walked

“Would Celestia degrade herself for normal you?” Odio sighed as Dave shrugged “But I gave you strength, healing, speed, endurance”

Dave groaned as he saw the apple trees come into view “What are you getting at?”

“She only likes you because you are different,” Odio said in disproval “If you couldn’t heal or anything else I do for you then she wouldn’t care at all”

“You’re wrong” Dave retaliated “You’re just mad that I am not giving you attention”

Odio chuckled “Attention? You have no idea what complete isolation feels like so I suggest you shut up”

Dave shook his head as he stepped onto the small path that led to Applejack’s house and saw three familiar fillies playing

“Dave!” Applebloom cheered as they all ran over “Where have ya been?”

“Umm… I’ve been away for a while” Dave scratched the back of his neck “listen is Applejack around?”

“Yeah she’s in the barn” Applebloom tilted her head at the nervous human “Are ya ok?”

Dave nodded “Ok can you three do something for me?”

“Anything for you Dave” Sweetie Belle cheered “After all you in love with my sister”

“Yeah I just broke up with her and I am going to do the same with Applejack” Dave marched into the barn, leaving the fillies to gawp at each other

Applejack sat at the end of the barn removing the rotten apples from the good ones. Applejack’s ears shot up ass they heard Dave enter the barn, she turned and smiled at the human “Dave!”

“Hey Applejack, I have bad news” Dave said glumly

“Nonsense sugarcube” Applejack trotted over and looked up at him “It ain’t a problem so long as we have each other again

Dave chuckled “That’s the bad news”

“What is?” Applejack glared into Dave’s eyes “And don’t you go lyin to me”

“I am…” Dave subtly covered his groin with his hands “breaking up with you”

Applejack roared with laughter “Ha ha that’s a good one Dave” she wiped a tear from her eye but soon cast a suspicious glare as Dave began sneaking out of the barn “Wait one apple buckin minute!”

“It’s not you it’s me!” Dave yelled as he turned away and held his arms out to stop Applejack breaking the door down

“What the hay do ya mean you are breaking up with me?” Applejack yelled through the door as she attempted to bash through it

“I mean I am breaking up the harem to be with Celestia,” Dave yelled back

The hits on the door stopped… momentarily before returning harder than before and was accompanied with Applejack yelling at the top of her lungs

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADER VENGENCE TAKERS!” The three fillies yelled as they bucked Dave in the face, stomach and groin simultaneously

Dave did not know where to hold as he fell to his knees as the barn door swung open and knocked him to the floor. Scootaloo looked at her bare orange flank

“Aww no cutie mark,” She groaned with the girls “But at least we got revenge for Applejack and Rarity!”

Dave rolled onto his back to look up Applejack’s flared nostrils “I tried to make it easy… kinda”

“I’m gonna make sure that you ain’t leavin me like this” Applejack advanced towards Dave “I wanna make sure you know what you are dealin with”

Dave held out his hands “How else am I supposed to break up with you? Bake ‘fuck you’ onto a cake?”

As Applejack raised a hoof, Big Mac jumped in the way “Nnnope!”

“Oh thank you Jesus” Dave rested his head “Listen Applejack I’m sorry”

“No you ain’t!” Applejack yelled in her accent over the red tower in front of her

“He said sorry” Big Mac held his ground until his sister took the fillies inside before turning on Dave

Dave gulped as Big Mac frowned down at him “Oh shit, bad to worse’

“Are ya really sorry?” the muscular stallion stared down at Dave

“Yes I tried to make it easy but she went all ‘I’m gonna hit you until you love me’” Dave climbed to his feet “And if you want to hit me go ahead”

Big Mac shook his head “Nnnope”

Dave took a step back just in case it was a trap “I thought that you would have kicked me”

Big Mac chuckled “I know ya didn’t mean ta hurt her feelings”

“Yeah… the kids pack a hell of a punch don’t they?” Dave laughed as he rubbed his nose “So are we cool?”

“Eeyup” Big Mac held out a hoof for Dave to shake “Just don’t take it personally if she doesn’t talk to you for a few days”

Dave nodded as he began to walk away from the farm “I’ll see ya”

“You got beaten up by children. How… pathetic” Odio sighed “So two down and three to go I’m assuming?”

“Yeah after this is all done I am taking a break” Dave rubbed his healing stomach

Odio began to fade away “Just what she wants”

“What now?” Dave growled angrily

“Hmm? Oh, yes… Celestia is causing you to become alienated by you’re friends so you go live in Canterlot” Odio chuckled lightly as Dave missed a step in thought

“Well so far they seem to hate me… No” Dave shook his head in an attempt to remove the doubt in his mind “I am doing this for Celestia and she knows they will still be my friends”

“But that wont stop her from dragging your sorry ass to her bed in Canterlot” Odio swirled around painfully in Dave’s mind “Dave the royal sex slave! That’s your title”

“Fuck you” Dave spat “She knows I wouldn’t simply get up and go”

“You did to try and leave” Odio hinted “And she could always use the excuse that you are a doomsday weapon”

“I have a house” Dave looked towards the town and its busy streets

“That she owns” Odio sighed, “I don’t know why I bother with you”

“Because I’m your only option” Dave growled “And without me you would have been found by these ‘mysterious forces’ you keep going on about”

“Have you been paying any attention to what I say since you arrived?” Odio’s squirming stopped “Or do you assume I am some kind of joke?”

“A joke… a really. Unfunny. Boring. Joke” Dave snarled to himself

Odio took a few deep breaths “Next time you sleep I will show you something”

“You packing your bags?” Dave insinuated

“No… something that will put your relevance to light” Odio sighed sadly “You will see what I am saying, and when you do… well let’s just say your future was bright”

“What do you mean ‘was’ bright?” Dave stopped before stepping into town “What is going to happen?”

“Bad things, good things and downright strange things” Odio crawled back into hiding “But everything fits together in the end”