Princess Luna was the best princess throughout the land. Ever since her return, she had bestowed bat wings on her personal pegasus guards and played games with her lowly subjects on Nightmare Night, to show her friendliness. She sang with Celestia and left the Crystal Empire to Twilight. But most of all, she was more dedicated to her work than anypony else-

“Luna,” Celestia called out, stopping Luna in her tracks as she approached with a clipboard and some paper. “I have a task for you. I need you to review this decree,” she said as she levitated a huge stack of papers into the air, “Make any necessary amendments and sign the dotted lines on pages one, three, four, twice on five, seven, eight, nine-”

“Oh, gee, Sis!” Luna took a step back and scratched the back of her neck. “Gee, I’d love to, but you see, there’s an emergency!”

Celestia looked up from her clipboard and raised an eyebrow. “What kind of emergency?”

“Well, y’see, there’s, uh… a filly! Who’s, um, afraid of the dark!” Celestia stared at her sister with a frown. “So I should… go… and help her…”

“…” Celestia simply watched as her sister disappeared without another word. “… This’s bullshit,” she grumbled as she pulled the decree to her face and scrutinized it for several seconds. “Oh well. I guess we’ll just have to cancel our allegiance with Saddle Arabia.”