“So, like… you’re boning your principal?” Treehugger asked as they all sat around a campfire outside. Maud had insisted on not going to the bonfire. Something about things getting violent once too much alcohol as consumed.

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie nodded, roasting a marshmallow over the flames, “Plus, he just gets me! He doesn’t question me, doesn’t mock me, he just… laughs with me and encourages me to be me! Ooh! And he gives awesome back rubs!”

“Oohhhh, backrubs are amazing…” Treehugger cooed as she sat back against Maud, “Rocklobster gives them to me in the mornings.”

“Ooh, really? Nice!” Pinkie gave a thumbs up, “Maud does give good back rubs!”

“She’s got really strong hands,” Treehugger smiled as she closed her eyes and leaned back, Maud’s arms wrapped around her waist, “Add some brownies and you got the perfect morning…”

“Sooo, you really do smoke weedie?” Pinkie pulled out her marshmallow, placing it between two graham crackers and chocolate.

“Yeah,” Treehugger produced a rolled joint, “You want a hit?”

Maud slapped it out of her hand, “Don’t offer my sister weed, Treehugger.”

“Aw…” Treehugger pouted as she watched her joint fall into the fire.

“But I wanna try…” Pinkie pouted.

“I said no, Pinkie,” Maud frowned.

Pinkie pouted more as she ate her s’more, but didn’t argue further. Maud wasn’t one to tell her no, but when she did, it was serious. “Anyone want a s’more?”

Both Maud and Treehugger nodded, sitting forward as Pinkie offered them s’mores.

“So what’s your sitch, Little Pebble?” Treehugger asked, “Where are you going? Where’s the wind taking you?”

“Well, I loooove being a baker and party planner!” Pinkie grinned, “I see myself working in Sugarcube Corner till I die! But I might have to take a second job after I finish college, though. It’s okay! I can do that!”

“Little Pebble’s gotta sweeten the world,” Treehugger giggled as she slumped back against Maud, “World doesn’t have enough cream for her coffee…”

Pinkie blushed, “Aw, come on! I just do what I do to make people smile! Seeing someone’s face light up when I throw them a party, give them a yummy cake, or even just a hug… it’s wonderful!”

Treehugged smiled and looked up at Maud, kissing under her chin, “I like her…”

“Everybody does. Nobody doesn’t like Pinkie Pie,” Maud smiled, nuzzling Treehugger’s hair.

“Hee! It’s good to be loved!” Pinkie smiled, leaning back as she looked up at the flames dancing against the sky.

Treehugger giggled as she nuzzled up underneath Maud’s chin, “It’s like I’m sitting between three raging fires… so warm…”

“Warm and fuzzy!” Pinkie agreed, crawling over and sitting behind Maud, hugging her around the back, “All warm and toasty like bugs in a rug!”

Maud smiled as she nuzzled the two of them, “There we go… got both my girls here…”

“And we always will be!” Pinkie giggled.

Treehugger turned around and wrapped her arms around Maud’s neck, nuzzling into her and cooing softly as she settled down in her lap. Pinkie reached around and touched her hair, giggling.

“By the way, I loooove your dreadlocks! I want some!” Pinkie said.

“I’ll do ‘em for ya before ya go,” Treehugger smiled, keeping her eyes closed as she snuggled into Maud’s chest.

“Really? Thankies!” Pinkie giggled at this, “I can’t wait to see the looks on my friends’ faces when I come back sporting them!”

“Aw man, you gotta get pictures of that!” Treehugger giggled.

“Believe me, I will!” Pinkie assured.

Treehugger giggled and kissed Maud’s cheek, nuzzling closer in a manner similar to how Pinkie usually saw Ascentia snuggling up to Twilight.

“So hey, how’d you meet Maud, Huggie?” Pinkie asked curiously.

“Oh, it was wicked! I was loungin’ around outside in a bush when Rocklobster found me there,” Treehugger giggled, “I was trying to sleep off this really bad weed, so she invited me in to nap on her couch.”

“Awwww! That’s so sweet of you, Maud!” Pinkie grinned widely.

“I’ve been here ever since,” Treehugger giggled, nuzzling up against Maud and cooing softly.

“That’s terrific! It’s always nice to make new friends!” Pinkie said with approval, “You’re going to come to Ponyville someday, right? I’d love to introduce you to all my buddies!”

“Aw man, I dunno…” Treehugger pondered, “I haven’t been off the grounds of Maud’s building since I got here…”

“Aww, please?” Pinkie pouted, “It’d be fun!”

“Pinkie, it’s a little more complicated than it looks,” Maud said, reaching back and patting her head.

“Why?” Pinkie wanted to know.

“Treehugger’s a vagrant,” Maud explained, “And she was already penalized several times for it. If she goes outside and the Guard recognizes her, she’d probably be locked up again.”

“Awww… Poor Treesie!” Pinkie pouted sadly, reaching over to pat her hair, “I’m sorry.”

“Yeah,” Treehugger pouted, kissing Maud’s cheek, “I’ve been in this building for four years now…”

“Can’t you do something to make yourself… free?” Pinkie asked.

Treehugger shrugged, “The guard really comes down hard on the homeless. It’s a total bummer…”

“Awww! But that’s not fair!” Pinkie pouted sadly.

“Eh, it’s fine,” Treehugger smiled, kissing Maud’s cheek, “I got a place to stay. And it’s awesome! I get to lounge around the house, baking.”

“Sooo… if Maud has to move away, you’ll go with her?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Probably,” Treehugger giggled, kissing Maud’s neck.

Pinkie smiled brightly, “Hey, maybe someday I’ll get a place of my own and I’ll have you guys come live with me! It’d be awesome!”

Treehugger smiled and wrapped her arms tighter around Maud’s shoulders, “Sweetness!”

“That sounds fun,” Maud patted Treehugger’s rear.

“Yaaaaaay!” Pinkie squealed happily, “That’s what I always hoped for, living out with Maud the rest of my life! But now it’ll be double the fun if you come too, Treesie!”

“Yeah, totally!” Treehugger grinned as she reached over and patted Pinkie’s shoulder, “I totally gotta show you my incense.”

“Incense?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Scented herbs you burn and they relax you,” Treehugger relaxed into Maud’s arms as she started reaching under her dress, “It’s like taking a hot bath when you’re dry…”

“Oooh! It sounds nice!” Pinkie nodded in approval, grinning, “I’m SO in!”

“Great! I’ll put one on when we get back inside!” Treehugger grinned as Maud started to undo her dress.

“Yay!” Pinkie said, and observed this, “Ooh! Is it sexy time?”

“With Rocklobster, it’s always sexy time,” Treehugger chuckled, “Something like… twelve, thirteen times a day.”

“Oooh! Whenever we’re together, we try to get in as much as we can!” Pinkie giggled, “Our record was… hmm… I had it in my bingo book somewhere… Maud, what was our record, again?”

“Nine in one day,” Maud remarked as she stripped Treehugger’s dress off of her, leaving the girl naked in her lap as they resumed cuddling.

“We’ll break it eventually!” Pinkie promised, then began to strip as well.

“Totally,” Treehugger giggled as Maud pushed her head down to her growing erection.

“Hey Pinkie,” Ascentia said as Pinkie came into class on Monday, “How was your weekend with your sister?”

“It was awesometacular!” Pinkie grinned, sitting in her seat next to her, “It’s always wonderful to see Maudie!” She sighed dreamily, then giggled, “I also met her roommate. Her name’s Treehugger! And she’s a hippie!”

“Oh sweet, she’s still there?” Ascentia asked, smiling, “She’s a nice girl.”

“Oh, you’ve met her?” Pinkie smiled, “Then yeah! She is nice! I like her, she was fun! Right off the bat, I had a feeling she was high. And I was right!”

“Yeah, she’s fried out of her mind,” Ascentia chuckled, “I like her.”

“She’s so sweet!” Pinkie lowered her pink hoodie, revealing her hair to be in dreadlocks. With the question of how she managed to stuff all of her hair into a small hood without it puffing up. “Lookie! She did my hair like hers!”

“Oh man, wait ‘till your principal friend sees that,” Ascentia chuckled, taking off her sweater and draping it over the back of her chair. That was when she heard a loud gasp from Pinkie.

“Asy! How’d you get that nasty bruise?!”

“Huh?” Ascentia looked down her bare neck, running her hand over the bruise running across it, “Oh. Twilight’s still anxious about her mother. Found out the hard way,” she shrugged.

“Oh noes!” Pinkie pouted sadly, “I sowwy…”

“Eh, no worries. Girl can swing a bat though,” Ascentia whistled, “Haven’t been thwacked that hard since… well, since your sister decided to get creative with a badminton racket.”

Pinkie pouted more, “But it looks so painful…”

“It is, don’t touch it,” Ascentia remarked, “But it’ll be fine.”

“Okay, but be careful, Asy,” Pinkie said, patting her leg.

“Oh please, I’ll be fine,” Ascentia scoffed, “Twilight’s tiny. What’s the worst she could do to me?”

Pinkie looked away, unsure how to answer that. The statement seemed about right, but there was a nagging feeling within herself that just didn’t sit well with her. She bit her lip, then gave a mild shrug before she turned around in her seat. ‘I don’t think that’s a good question to ask, Asy...’ She thought.

“Oh, by the way,” Ascentia said, leaning in, “On Saturday, we took a road trip. You won’t believe the kind of people we met up by Baltimare.”

Perking up, Pinkie turned to her with a smile, “Oh, really? Do tell!”

“There’s this older woman who runs a strip club in a backwater town up there,” Ascentia explained, “She’s about 40. Her girlfriend is our age. And they run the business together.”

“Wow! Really?!” Pinkie gaped, then grinned, “Wow! An older woman and a girl our age, that sounds cute! Do you have pictures?”

Ascentia reached back and pulled a handful of pictures out of her wallet, handing them to Pinkie, “Here they are. The older one’s Adagio Dazzle. Her girlfriend’s name is Sonata.”

“Wow, she’s beautiful! Like a MILF!” Pinkie gaped, grinning, “I love her hair! It’s poofier than mine! Wow! Awwwww! Sonata’s so CUTE! Oh my gosh, I want to snuggle her! She’s adorable! Awwww! ...Hey, wait! She’s the same girl who went missing from South Ashfield! She’s not dead! Hee, that’s where she went! Wow, that would be a cute story!”

“Yeah,” Ascentia nodded, “Oh, and one more thing… it finally happened.”

Pinkie’s jaw dropped, “...No way! It did?! Really?!”

“Yeah,” Ascentia grinned, “Oh I made that girl scream in ways she didn’t realize she was capable.”

“Niiiice!” Pinkie slapped a high five with her, “That’s soooo awesometacular, Asy! I’m proud of you both!”

Ascentia wrapped an arm around Pinkie’s shoulders and hugged her, “Thanks. Oh that wait was fucking torture.”

“Wasn’t it worth it, though?” Pinkie giggled.

Ascentia sighed, “...Yeah. Twilight’s so gorgeous naked.”

“I bet she is!” Pinkie grinned, “You’re lucky, Asy!”

“Yeah, I am,” Ascentia giggled, “I was her first.”

“That’s quite a great honour to have!” Pinkie patted her back with a grin.

“Yeah,” Ascentia smiled cutely, looking up in time to see Twilight entering the classroom, “Twiley! Over here!”

Twilight blushed, then came and sat down on Ascentia’s other side, “Hey…”

“Did you sleep well?” she asked, nuzzling her cheek.

“...Not really,” Twilight admitted, nuzzling her back.

“Aw, what’s wrong?” Ascentia asked, kissing her cheek.

Twilight blushed more, “Nothing, I just… wished you were there.”

Ascentia smiled warmly and wrapped her arms around Twilight’s waist, “Aw. I wished you were there too.”

“Awww, you guys are sweet!” Pinkie giggled happily.

Ascentia giggled and stroked Twilight’s hair, “Thanks. She’s taken to calling me her Kitten.”

“But you are my Kitten,” Twilight pouted.

Ascentia giggled, “Oh my god, I love that so much!” she squeed, nuzzling into Twilight’s cheek.

“Adorable irony at its finest!” Pinkie declared, winking.

Ascentia giggled and tilted Twilight’s chin up, closing the distance and bringing their lips together as she patted her back. Pinkie giggled and clapped at the sweet display, giving her thumbs up.

“Woohoo! Kissy kissy! Yaaaay!” Pinkie laughed.

Ascentia giggled as she pulled Twilight into her lap, holding tightly to her as they kissed, oblivious to the classroom filling around them. A few students cheered, some laughed, others were cooing at the display. Pinkie meanwhile whistled and cheered, glad for their little milestone. She looked to the doorway, seeing Rainbow entering the class. The moment she saw the display, she grinned, but then placed her book over her crotch. That was odd. Pinkie observed, puzzled at this.

Rainbow sidestepped her way to her desk, sitting down and crossing her legs as she lifted her book away, glancing around quickly to be sure nobody was looking at her before pulling her bag into her lap.

“Are you okay, Dashie?” Pinkie looked at her with concern.

“Ah!” Rainbow jumped in surprise, “Yeah, I’m fine! Just totally fine! I’m finer than fine! I’m double fine!”

“Are you sure?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Yeah! Sure! Why wouldn’t I be?” Rainbow laughed nervously.

Pinkie rubbed her chin for a moment. There was something about her posture, plus the way she was covering her crotch line. It made no sense. Why would she even do that unless she had something to hide?

It dawned on Pinkie then.

‘Oh wowie! She’s like Maud! That explains EVERYTHING!’ Pinkie thought.

Rainbow sat rigidly as she made an effort to not look anywhere in Ascentia and Twilight’s general direction, “So what did you want, Pinkie?”

“Oh, nothing! Just making sure my buddy’s okay!” Pinkie waved it off with a smile.

“Uh… alright,” Rainbow shrugged as she relaxed a little bit. Looking down, Pinkie could make out the tent in Rainbow’s shorts.

‘Bingo! She totally is!’ Pinkie thought, “Sooooo! Did you have a nice weekend, Dashie? Anything exciting?”

“No,” Rainbow shrugged, “Shy’s off on some internship with some animal thing. Something about Breezies, I wasn’t paying attention.”

Pinkie raised an eyebrow, a little puzzled by that statement. Nonetheless, it was beginning to connect some more dots, “Ohhh yeah! I heard a lot about that! She sent a beautiful post card! But awww, you were all by your lonesome?”

“Yeah. Kind of a bummer,” Rainbow shrugged, “But hey, what are ya gonna do?”

“Yeah, exactly!” Pinkie nodded, reaching over to pat her shoulder, “It’s normal to miss your buddy! You’ll see her later, for sure!”

“Thanks, Pinks,” she smiled, leaning over and hugging her.

“You’re welcome, Dashie!” Pinkie hugged her back and ruffled her hair, “Anytime!”

Rainbow smiled, relaxing in her seat as she gave her back a few pops, “So how was the trip?”

“Terrific!” Pinkie said with a grin, “It’s always superific to see Maudie, but I also met her roommate! Her name’s Treehugger, and she’s actually a hippie! A real hippie! Plus she’s super nice and mellow! She’s so cute! She also did my hair like hers!”

“Yeah, I can see that,” Rainbow chuckled, patting Pinkie’s shoulder and fully relaxing now, “I take it the three of you had your fun together?”

“Ohhhh yeah!” Pinkie nodded, “All weekend long!”

Rainbow snickered, “You’re a riot, Pinkie.”

“Ain’t I, though?” Pinkie leaned toward her, winking, and pulled back, “Besides, I appreciate that Treesie is there to help out Maud with her libido when I can’t be there!”

“Yeah, she sounds like someone who’s up for the D,” Rainbow chuckled.

“Yep! She totally is!” Pinkie nodded rapidly, “She’s kinda like me! Totally up for anyone! She even called herself Maud’s cum dump!”

“Really? Not her girlfriend?” Rainbow raised an eyebrow, looking surprised.

Pinkie shook her head, “Nope! I even asked about that, but Maud said that it’s more of a platonic thing. Besides, Treesie’s… kinda homeless! So she stays there rent-free, so long as she helps out Maud with her problem! Being who she is, I’m not surprised she was up for this arrangement!”

“Whoa, Maud took in a homeless woman just to screw her? Damn!” Rainbow whistled.

“No no! Treesie was in a sucky spot, so Maud let her stay a few days. But Treesie had nowhere else to go, had no job, and Maud decided to let her stay! Because of her problem, she needs constant help so she can function at work! So that became their arrangement!” Pinkie said.

“Yeah, but still. How on earth do you approach someone with that?” Rainbow whistled.

Pinkie smiled, “It’s Maud. She’s always that blunt.”

“I gotta hear that story sometime,” Rainbow chuckled, “Still kinda funny she calls herself a cum dump. That’s not a very flattering term.”

“Treesie doesn’t mind, she’s just calling it what it is!” Pinkie giggled, “Besides, it’s really funny hearing her say it in that voice of hers. Picture…” She thought for a few moments, discreetly smiling, “Flutter-butter saying it!”

Rainbow was quiet for a minute, before she blushed furiously and looked away, casually laying her bag over her lap, “Yeah… that’s… funny…”

‘Bingo.’ Pinkie thought. She giggled, reaching over to pat her shoulder, “So, I’m gonna head to the bathroom! You want to come with?”

“Huh? Why?” Rainbow asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

“Just ‘cause!” Pinkie shrugged, getting up, “We still got time before class starts!”

“Sure, I guess,” Rainbow shrugged, thinking that maybe taking a piss would get rid of her problem. She stood up, slinging her bag in a way that it covered her groin and followed Pinkie out the hall and toward the bathroom.

They came inside, to which Pinkie checked that the coast was clear. She sighed in relief, then went over to a sink to wash her hands. All the while, she glanced toward Rainbow to gauge her movements. She still kept her bag over her groin, subtly glanced toward her rear, and shifted her weight from one foot to the other. All while adjusting her bag accordingly. The tent that she’d seen earlier and could just barely see now were all she needed.

“By the way, Dashie… I know you have a penis,” Pinkie said softly.

Rainbow visibly jumped and blushed, “W-What? What are you talkin’ about?”

“My sister is intersex, remember?” Pinkie said, turning around as she dried her hands, “So I know the signs! Besides, why else are you hiding your crotchy? You do it every day, so I know it’s not ‘cause you got an unlucky greeting from your period!”

“That’s… that’s crazy. I don’t have a… I don’t have that!” Rainbow stammered, backing away from her.

“Dashie, it’s okay!” Pinkie said, holding her hands up, “You can be honest with me about it! Besides, intersex women are more common than you think!”

Rainbow’s lip trembled, and she looked like she was about to cry as she backed up into a wall and had nowhere to go. Pinkie winced, but came a little closer to her.

“Dashie, don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody. But I didn’t want you to live like that anymore,” Pinkie said, exhaling, “Okay?”

“W-What do you mean?” Rainbow asked, trembling as she looked like she was holding back tears.

Coming closer, Pinkie placed her hands on her shoulders, “Dashie… Maud was like that, too. She had to hide her penis for a long time. She was in pure agony because she was horny all the time and had no outlet. It was killing her inside. That’s how we got closer, because she came and asked me for help. So Dashie… don’t do this to yourself! It doesn’t help!”

Rainbow quivered for a minute, before she finally let her bag drop, showing the tent in her shorts as a few tears started to fall down her cheeks. Pinkie smiled, bringing her arms around her in a hug, petting her hair and back.

“It’s okay, Dashie! Atta girl, you did it,” Pinkie whispered.

Rainbow sniffled and wrapped her arms around Pinkie’s shoulders, crying into her neck. Holding her friend close, Pinkie pat her head comfortingly and nuzzled her. She could practically feel just how much of a relief and yet emotional burst this had to have been.

“Don’t worry Dashie, your secret’s safe with me!” Pinkie assured, “It’s gonna be okay.”

Rainbow sniffled and squeezed harder, unable to help the involuntary twitch her hips gave as Pinkie was pressed against her groin. Feeling this, Pinkie rubbed her back comfortingly and whispered into her ear.

“Do you want some help with that, Dashie? I could give you a tuggie or a blowie.”

Rainbow meeped quietly and squeezed harder on Pinkie’s shoulders.

Pinkie giggled, nuzzling her hair, “No really, it’s okay. I don’t mind! Besides, it’ll help you.”

Rainbow nodded, pulling back and wiping her eyes on her sleeve. Pinkie ruffled her hair, giving a light poke to her nose.

“So, what’ll it be?”

Rainbow took a deep breath, trying to steady herself, “S-Suck it…”

“All righty!” Pinkie smiled, getting down to her knees. She carefully grasped Rainbow’s shorts, lowering them down her legs, finally freeing her erection. Giggling, she gave it a gentle touch.

Rainbow shuddered, putting her hands back onto the wall as she felt her knees quiver, “H-how is it?”

“How do you mean, Dashie?” Pinkie asked, giving her member a gentle stroke.

“How do I… compare… to guys… or your sister?” Rainbow asked.

Pinkie thought for a few moments, tapping her chin, “Weeell… It’s kinda hard to top Maud! She’s a little bigger than some average guys! And that’s in girth, actually. You’re definitely on the average side, if not a few notches above! I’ve seen bigger, but I’ve also seen smaller compared to you. Don’t worry though, it looks nice! I don’t think your future wifey will have a problem with it!” She winked.

Rainbow relaxed a little, shuddering as Pinkie stroked her, “This… this is my first time…”

“I figured!” Pinkie giggled, “I get that a lot.” She then engulfed Rainbow’s member into her mouth, bobbing her head a little.

Rainbow gasped and bent forward, closing her eyes tightly as she bit down on her lip, “AH! Holy shit…”

“Mmm-mm-mm!” Pinkie hummed, giggling around her member as best as possible. She went a little faster, gripping Rainbow’s hips for leverage.

Rainbow whimpered and reached around to clutch Pinkie’s head, “Oh my god... “ she jerked her hips slightly.

Pinkie went faster, harder, taking in as much as she could. Anything to make Rainbow’s first ever experience memorable. Especially to help her feel better. Rainbow’s whimpers turned into shaky gasps as Pinkie felt her member making the familiar twitches and clenches they usually did when they were about to go off.

“I’m almost… holy fuck…” Rainbow whined.

Continuing to hum, Pinkie deep-throated, then pulled back some more to prepare for the load. She winked at Rainbow encouragingly, now suckling along the tip.

“Wait…” Rainbow breathed, putting her hands back on the wall, “Can… can it go… go on your… oh jeez…” she couldn’t finish her sentences anymore, on the verge of bursting.

“Go on my what?” Pinkie pulled back, giggling.

Rainbow could no longer speak properly, and instead reached forward, patting Pinkie’s cheek and whimpering.

“Oh! On my face?” Pinkie asked.

Rainbow bit her lip and nodded, whining quietly. Giggling, Pinkie nodded as she stroked her member, aiming it accordingly so that the load would spray onto her face. After a few seconds, the dam finally burst and Rainbow jerked her hips forward, spraying her seed over Pinkie’s face as her hands dug into the wall.

Pinkie took it all in, even a little bit in her mouth, and giggled, letting go. She stood up then, grinning, “So! How was it?”

“Oh my god…” Rainbow breathed, unable to help reaching down and squeezing her member, “That was… that was awesome…”

“Glad you enjoyed it, Dashie!” Pinkie chuckled, taking a paper towel and wiping her face.

“Yeah…” Rainbow started to catch her breath as she pulled her shorts up, “T-Thanks…”

“You’re welcome!” Pinkie said brightly, going back to wash her hands again. She was about to say something else when the door opened, to which she grinned, “Hi, Fluttershy!”

“Hi, girls!” Fluttershy greeted them, then went into one of the stalls.

Pinkie gave Rainbow a thumbs up, indicating nothing was seen. Rainbow sighed, and bit her lip as she glanced at the stall Fluttershy had gone into.

“What’s up, Shy?” she asked.

“Oh, nothing really. But it was a wonderful weekend studying the Breezies! Oh, I can’t wait to show you girls the photos!” Fluttershy giggled from the stall, “How are you two doing? Did you have a good weekend?”

“Uh-huh!” Pinkie nodded, humming as she washed her hands, “It was a great weekend, spent some time with Maudie, and met her roommate! I think you’d like her, Flutters! She’s very nice and mellow, all into the nature stuff and things like that!”

“Oh, how nice!” Fluttershy replied, coming out moments later, “How are you, Rainbow? You’ve been very quiet.”

“I’m okay… spent the weekend alone, reading…” Rainbow said quietly.

“Aww…” Fluttershy washed her hands, looking at her reflection sympathetically, “I’m so sorry, Dashie. You couldn’t spend time with anyone else?”

“Twi and Asy went on a road trip, Pinkie was out of town, Rarity and AJ vanished… nah, not really. It was fine though,” Rainbow shrugged.

“Rare-bear and Applejackie vanished? Oooh! I bet I know where!” Pinkie laughed at this, leaning against the counter as she observed the two.

“Well, all right,” Fluttershy dried her hands, “As long as you were okay. But like I said, you know I’ll make it up to you. We’ll do something this coming weekend, just the two of us.”

“Ooh! Fun!” Pinkie remarked, giggling.

Rainbow glared at her behind Fluttershy’s back, making the “shush” motion, “Yeah, that sounds great, Shy…”

“All right, then! I’ll see you in History, Rainbow,” Fluttershy giggled, giving her a wave. “See you at lunch, Pinkie!”

“Sure thing, Flutter-butter-nutter!” Pinkie winked. As Fluttershy walked away, she glanced at Rainbow, then back at their friend. She grinned, then gave Fluttershy’s rear a smack.

“Ah!” Fluttershy squeaked in surprise. She turned around, rubbing her rear, “Oh, Pinkie!”

“Oopsie! My hand slipped!” Pinkie said innocently.

Giggling, Fluttershy left the bathroom then, leaving the two alone.

Rainbow bit her lip and looked away, “...She’s got a nice butt…”

Pinkie smiled behind her hand, nodding, “Mm-hm! She does have a very nice bum bum! Soooo, what do you think you’re gonna do this weekend? Anything fuuuuun?” She winked.

“Probably not,” Rainbow blushed, “Shy’s big into animals, and I’m not…”

Raising an eyebrow, Pinkie giggled, “Uh-huh… But I bet you have plenty of things in mind, don’t you?”

Rainbow bit her lip, “Yeah, but… Shy wouldn’t go for that…”

“Oh? What makes you say that?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

“She’s… Fluttershy’s straight. She’s not gonna wanna go for me like that. She’s not like you,” Rainbow murmured, “It’s just not worth it…”

“Okay… first off, yay! Glad you finally admitted it!” Pinkie grinned, “Second, how do you know? She could very well be open to that kind of thing with you.”

Rainbow shook her head, “I can’t…”

“Dashie, do you really think she’d shun you for that?” Pinkie placed a hand on her shoulder, “You won’t know unless you try! But I can’t really tell you what to do, soooo… it’s up to you! If you don’t do something about it, though, it might just come back and bite you in the bum.”

Rainbow shook her head, “No… I can’t. It’s easy to come out to you, Pinkie. You’re okay with everything. Shy’s… she’s different…”

“Oh please, just because her parents are stiff no-fun dingle dorks doesn’t mean she is,” Pinkie patted her back, “Just think about it, okey-dokey?”

“Fine… I’ll think about it,” Rainbow lied, reaching over and patting Pinkie’s shoulder.

Pinkie poked her nose, “Dashie… you are a lying liar who lies.”

“Mmph,” Rainbow pouted, folding her arms as the tent in her jeans started to rise again.

Laughing, Pinkie gave her bulge a little pat, “I know it seems hard, Dashie. But I think you’ll find a great opportunity to let it all out. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday. And if you don’t, you know you’ll regret it.”

“I guess…” Rainbow frowned, leaning against her and nuzzling her cheek.

Pinkie hugged her, nuzzling her cheek back, “Besides, you got the best case scenario, too! You guys get all lovey and cuddly, have awesome sexy time, get married, and have a couple little munchkins!”

“Yeah, right,” Rainbow scoffed, “And you’re gonna marry the Principal and Twilight’s gonna be a Princess, we’re gonna be BFF’s with a brothel mistress and I’m going to bang my own soul.”

Staring at her, Pinkie then laughed hysterically, “Now that sounds like a silly story! Where do you come up with this stuff, Dashie?”

“I have too much time, and a lot of dirty fantasies,” Rainbow frowned.

“I can tell. You must keep a journal about ‘em, huh?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

“...Maybe…” Rainbow looked away.

Pinkie giggled, “Aww, but that’s still cute!”

“Not if you knew what was in it,” Rainbow sighed as she slung her bag over her shoulder and headed for the door.

“Maybe not, but still!” Pinkie followed after her, “Don’t lose hope, Dashie! You never know what’s going to happen in the future. Trust me, I think we all learn that the hard way!”

“Uh-huh,” Rainbow rolled her eyes, trying to keep her mind off her already returning erection.