Stockholm - Illicit Disco

by Jerry Peet

Chapters

• Prologue
• Shameless, Public Sex On School Property
• Awesometacular Bedazzled Sweettatstic Dazzled
• Tall, Red and All About That Bass
• Let's Do This On Your Beddy
• One Night Stands With Pinkie’s Sister
• Cock, Penis, Wang, Weiner, Wee-Wee, Dick, Dong
• We're Gonna Kick Velvet's Ass
• Tightly-Knit Bunch Of Pals
• Chip Off The Same Stone
• Strip Club In A Backwater Town

Prologue

“Mommy!” Strife exclaimed, jumping onto his mother’s stomach as she laid on the sofa, casually watching TV.

“Oof!” Pinkie exclaimed, but smiled widely as she brought her arms around her son, “Hey there, you little firecracker! What’s up?”

“Nuffin!” Strife giggled as he peeked above her head at his brother, hiding behind the doorway and holding a tightly-pulled string.

Giggling, Pinkie peppered his face with kisses, “Ooooh, is that so? What’s got you in such a happy hoppy mood, honey bunny?”

“Nuuuuuuuuffin!” Strife giggled, nuzzling close and kissing his mother’s cheek as his brother, Schism, pulled the string.

A cream pie came swinging down in an arc from Pinkie’s left, but before it could hit her in the face, she lifted Strife up so it hit him instead.

“Ah!” Strife squealed, wiping whipped cream from his face, “Mommy!”

“Oopsie! Looks like I had pretty good timing, didn’t I?” Pinkie grinned, sitting them up and taking the pie plate to set aside. “Look at you! You look so nummy nummy, Mommy could just eat you up!”

Strife pouted and folded his arms stubbornly, looking away from her, “Hmph!”

“Sorry…” Schism said guiltily, pouting a little.

“Now now, Strife, don’t be such a grouchy puss! Come here, you,” Pinkie picked him up, despite his mild struggling, and went to the kitchen. She sat him on the counter, then proceeded to wipe his face with a cloth, “How many times do we have to tell you both? You can’t out-prank me or your Daddy! We’ve seen it all!”

“Hmph!” Strife pouted, despite trying and failing to hide his giggling.

“I see your smile!” Pinkie dampened the cloth, wiping the excess from his face, “Raaaar! It’s the clothy monster! It’s going to eat you! Raaaaar!”

Strife giggled, squirming around, “Mommy! ‘Tahp!”

“Nope! The monster won’t stop until you’re clean!” Pinkie laughed, trying to hold him in place, “Rrraaaaar!”

“Mommy! ‘Tahp it!” Strife squirmed around, trying to get free from the ticklish cloth.

“Hi Daddy!” Schism cheered as Pinkie felt something creep up behind her and squeeze her rear.

“Hi, kiddo,” Discord chuckled as he leaned in to Pinkie’s ear, “Having fun, sweetheart?”

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie giggled, winking. She placed the cloth down and playfully tapped her son’s cheeks, “All clean!”

Strife hugged her before jumping down and running back upstairs with Schism, leaving their parents alone in the kitchen.

“I thought you were at work today,” Discord purred, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing the top of her head.

“I was, actually!” Pinkie responded with a giggle, placing her hands over his and leaning back, “But there was a break in a water pipe in the basement, so they’re fixing it and the plumbing.”

“Well, good news for me then,” he smirked as he wheeled her around and lifted her up onto the counter.

“Ooooh! Looks like you read my mind,” Pinkie purred, giggling happily as she spread her legs.

Discord leaned in and kissed her softly, wrapping his arms around her waist as he gently squeezed. All too eager, Pinkie kissed back and gently clung to his mismatched suit lapels. She giggled between kisses, leaning closer and running her foot along his leg. Running his hand through her poofy pink hair, he pulled her in closer and slid his tongue into his wife’s mouth, squeezing her rear as he leaned in toward her. Bringing her legs around his hips, Pinkie’s tongue greeted his in an eager duel. Her hands moved up to his shoulders, little mewls escaping her between them.

“Mmm…” Discord purred as his tongue pushed back against her’s, twirling her hair around his fingers and tugging gently, listening to his wife’s mewling.

Mewling a little louder, Pinkie fisted her fingers into his two-tone hair, tugging slightly. Her legs tightened around his hips, their bodies came as close as they could in this position. She giggled, her tongue fighting back every which way.

Discord pulled back from her, smirking as he nuzzled her forehead, “Aw, did my little cream puff miss me?”

“May-be,” Pinkie drawled, nuzzling back and grinning, “The boys aren’t the only ones happy when Daddy comes home…”

“And to think, you used to hate the idea of getting married and having children,” Discord snickered as he squeezed her rear.

Pinkie laughed at this, kissing his cheek, “I know, right? I wanna go back in time and tell past me how CRAZY she was!”

Discord chuckled as he kissed her hair, “Indeed. Do you want to go upstairs, or do it right here?”

“Up the stairs we go!” Pinkie winked, holding to him now, “I hear Mr. Bed calling our names and I shall not ignore the call!”

Discord lifted her up, not a very easy task for anybody, and carried her toward the stairs, “Shame. Mrs Counter loves it when you’re bent over her,” he chuckled.

“Sorry, Mrs. Counter! Next time!” Pinkie called down, laughing.

Discord smiled as he pushed open the door to their bedroom and sat down on their waterbed, settling Pinkie in his lap as he kissed her cheek. As they cuddled, he absently ran his hand over the choker he’d given her so many years ago.

“Hmm…” he smiled, hugging tightly to her, “Remember when you were just a kid?”

“Oh, how I could I forget?” Pinkie smiled brightly, nuzzling him, “They were quite the days…”

“They were,” Discord chuckled as he laid her down and unclasped her belt, “And you were quite the naughty little girl, weren’t you?”

Pinkie giggled, assisting with the removal of their clothes, “I don’t even think naughty can begin to describe it!”

“No it can’t. How you ever got away with half of the things you did in school still baffle me,” Discord snickered.

“Even I don’t know!” Pinkie winked, “But I guess covering some of my tracks came in handy!”

Discord smirked as she tugged Pinkie’s jeans off, thinking back to all the trouble Pinkie had gotten up to when she was still in school. As he thought about it, he realized she had never really changed…

Shameless, Public Sex On School Property

“Congratulations, Pinkie. Another A,” Mr Blaze remarked as he set her test down in front of her.

“Thankies!” Pinkie smiled, looking over the test and leaning back in her seat. She looked over her shoulder at Twilight, grinning, “What’d I tell you, Twi-Twi? I had this test in the bag!”

Twilight smiled, “Alright Pinkie, you were right. Although how you manage to find the time to study with everything else you do is beyond me.”

“Bet she’s fucking the teacher for good grades,” Rainbow snickered under her breath.

Pinkie, however, heard and smiled brightly, “Don’t be silly, Dashie! I don’t need to for that! I just do it for fun!”

Twilight and Rainbow both snickered, before they jerked their heads up, “Wait, what?”

“Yepperoonie,” Pinkie winked, lowering her voice, “I get a little friendly with some of the teachers, if you know what I mean! I’m the age of consent, so why not?”

“What is the age of consent?” Rainbow asked.

“Sixteen,” Twilight said, not taking her eyes off Pinkie.

“You are not!” Rainbow called her out, “Besides, if you get caught, you’d get expelled… and the teachers you do this on would get fired.”

“Don’t worry, Dashie!” Pinkie assured, patting her hand, “It’s all in private with no way of getting caught! Besides, the rush is part of the fun!”

“We’ll never had to worry about Pinkie doing drugs,” Rainbow snickered, “She’s an obvious adrenaline junkie.”

“I… really should be surprised but at this point I’m not,” Twilight scoffed.

Pinkie turned around in her seat, grinning and winking at them both, “You could say that! So hey, word on the street is that the school’s got a new principal coming in! Ooooh, I so have to throw them a big welcome party!”

“Yeah, some guy from Canterlot,” Rainbow shrugged, “I think he’s already here. Doesn’t matter. Seen one hardass, seen them all.”

Twilight shrugged, “I don’t know, it’s hard to say. If he’s from Canterlot and anything like the faculty at Princess Celestia’s school… He’ll probably be very disciplined and by the book. Probably unsmiling, speaking in a monotone, and … er, let’s just say charisma would be a foreign language.”

This made Pinkie laugh, “Well, now that just sounds like my older sister! But if he’s anything like that, I won’t have trouble with it! You know me, Twi-Twi! I’m a floater!”

“Yeah, I know,” Twilight snickered, glancing down at Pinkie’s midsection, “Coast Guard safety regulations and all.”

Pinkie winked, turning to Rainbow then, “Say, you didn’t happen to catch a name, did you?”

“Uh…” Rainbow looked down at her detention slip, “...Professor Discord. Guess he used to work at a university.”

“Discord, huh?” Pinkie scratched her thin thoughtfully, giggling, “Wow! With a name like that, either he’s up for pranks, or it’s completely ironic!”

“Pinkie, he’s a Canterlot professor,” Twilight said, rolling her eyes, “I’m sure he’s as every bit as dignified and respectable as Princess Celestia.”

Princess Celestia looked up from the toilet seat she was currently laying plastic wrap over, “Someone’s talking about me, I can tell…”

“Shame. It’d be nice to get a principal who knows how to lighten up,” Rainbow sighed.

Pinkie nodded, “Yeah, that would be cool! But if that’s the case, then I have to wonder. Who names their kid something like that if it’s not true? It’d be like a walking lie! Like if Mommy and Daddy called me Silver!”

“Names are chosen at birth. People develop over time,” Twilight said matter-of-factly as the bell started ringing and the class started filing out. Twilight got up, noticing Pinkie was still in her seat, “You coming?”

Having been lost in her thoughts, Pinkie looked to her friend and smiled. She grabbed her bag, jogging over to where Twilight was, “Yep! Sorry about that, Twi-Twi. Let’s go!”

Twilight raised an eyebrow as she headed out the classroom door, “Alrighty then.”

“...So I said to him, how dare you treat such a cute little thing like that!” Fluttershy said as she and Pinkie strolled down the hallway, “Poor little sweetheart just wanted to be petted.”

“Awww!” Pinkie giggled, grinning widely, “You tell ‘em, Flutter-butter! I’m right with you on that, nobody messes with the cuteness of awesome that is animals!”

“Hey Pinkie,” one boy waved as he passed by, reaching back to slap her rear.

“Ah!” Pinkie jumped, then laughed, “Hey yourself, Long John!”

Fluttershy giggled, “It’s really sweet that you remember all their names.”

Pinkie grinned in appreciation as a girl passed by them.

“Hey Pinks!” she smiled, also slapping her on the rear.

“Right back at ya!” Pinkie winked over her shoulder, “Keep up that little wiggle!”

“Pinkie!” said one couple in unison as they passed by, “I heard Mr Deltros is having a bad day. You should go cheer him up,” the girl winked.

Pinkie gasped, wide-eyed, “Oh em gee! You’re absolutely right! I’ll catch up with you later, Flutter-butter! Stay safe!”

“Of course, Pinkie. You stay safe, too,” Fluttershy smiled and went down the other hallway.

Pinkie waved goodbye and turned down the hall toward Mr Deltros’ office, peering inside as he saw him sat at his desk, speaking to two parents. Pushing open the door, she quietly slipped inside.

“Hello Pinkie, one moment,” he said as he continued his conversation with the parents, “Unfortunately, Mrs Shimmer, Ponyville High doesn’t accept students from so far outside the district. Your daughter will have to attend a school closer in the next few years.”

The woman sighed as she pulled her daughter, a small girl about six with red and orange hair, closer and patted her head, “Thank you anyway, Mr Deltros,” she said as she and her husband picked their daughter up and carried her out of the room. Once they were gone, Pinkie closed the door and the blinds.

“What can I do for you, Pinkie?” he asked, looking up.

“Well, word on the street was that you weren’t feeling so well,” Pinkie pouted as she turned around, “So I came to cheer you up!”

“Oh, well aren’t you sweet,” he smiled obliviously.

“It’s what I do, Mr. Deltros!” Pinkie giggled, approaching his desk and sitting on it, “So, what can I do for you?”

“Oh your smile brightens up the place already,” he smiled as he glanced down at his paperwork.

Pinkie giggled, making herself more comfortable. Whatever she could do to cheer someone up, she readily stepped up to the plate. It never failed to spark the joy in her heart the moment she saw someone smile. She reached over, petting his shoulder, “You’re doing a great job, sir!”

“Aw, thank you sweetheart,” he smiled, patting her hand, “You’re a delight.”

Giggling, Pinkie leaned over a little, “Thank you, sir! And hey, you know, I’m not limited to just kind words and hugs. I can do more than that for you!”

“Hmm?” he looked up, looking confused, “I don’t follow.”

Pouting slightly, Pinkie pressed on, “I can cuddle with you, kiss you, or even perform something very sexual…” She whispered toward his ear.

Mr Deltros jolted in surprised, pulling back slightly and looking at her. Pinkie was a very beautiful girl, especially considering her size. In fact, her very existence had cured more eating disorders than extensive psychotherapy could ever hope to. Not to mention she had a very… lurid reputation. Everybody in the school loved Pinkie, and for several very good reasons.

“Pinkie, I don’t… think that’s entirely… appropriate,” he said carefully.

“I know,” Pinkie admitted with a little nod as she became serious for a moment. “Believe me, sir, I know all that. It’s something even I can’t explain. But I enjoy it, the entire rush of it all, and satisfying such desires I have. But most of all, it’s about making someone happy, to feel good, you know? It’s okay if you don’t want that from me,” she gave a smile, “I’ll still give you hugs and listen to what you have to say!”

“Well… I… suppose,” Mr Deltros nodded, leaning into Pinkie’s warm hug.

Pinkie smiled and hugged him warmly, patting his back, “Anything you need me for, just tell me!”

Mr Deltros made a hesitating sound just as the door clicked open and he quickly pushed himself back from Pinkie as a tall man, looking to be in his last thirties, came striding in.

“Professor Discord! What can I do for you?” he said, sitting rigidly upright.

“Just getting familiar with the staff,” Discord said stiffly as he made several notes on a pad and looking up, “Miss? Don’t you have classes to be at?”

Pinkie blinked, unable to take her eyes off the man. Most especially interesting was his hair, which was black and white. Natural or dyed, she wasn’t sure. What caught her as well were his eyes, which were a lovely shade of red. Oddly enough, his suit jacket was mismatched in a few areas, not least of which having mismatched patches. He wasn’t wearing a tie, but rather a strip of fabric haphazardly tied around his neck. His pants didn’t even clash well with his shirt or jacket, he wore two different pairs of shoes, and was holding two different pairs of gloves. One yellow with thin stripes, one a light golden colour.

She grinned widely. If this was Principal Discord’s personal style, she liked it.

“In a minute!” Pinkie said brightly, hopping down from the desk, “I’m Pinkie Pie! And you must be Principal Discord! I know that because I heard you were starting here and we didn’t meet yet! I’m also on the welcoming committee, so consider this part of my welcome to you! Until I get the chance to welcome you properly!”

“Pinkie Pie?” Discord flipped through his notepad to find the note he’d received about certain notorious students. Pinkie’s name was on the list with the note ‘Do you value your job?’ “Hmm… nobody mentioned a welcoming committee.”

“No?” Pinkie blinked, then pouted, “Awww… Well that’s okay! I’ll still make sure to have it all set up for you!”

“That sounds nice,” he said with a small smile as he looked over to Mr Deltros, “I’m to understand you deal with enrollment?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Excellent, I’ve got a transfer coming in next week,” he said, pulling out a student file and handing it to him, “Her classes need to be organized properly, have it done by this evening.”

Mr Deltros nodded as Discord turned around and left.

“It was nice meeting you, Pinkie,” he added curtly.

Pinkie kept her smile, despite her inner thoughts on the matter, “Sure thing, sir! See ya later, alligator!” She saluted.

Discord left, and Mr Deltros indicated the door, “Pinkie, I’ve got to get this new student… Kortai? Where do these names come from?! Anyway, you should head off to… I dunno, your next class.”

“Sure thing, sir!” Pinkie hugged him once more and then skipped out into the hallway. Once the door closed behind her, she hopped along, giggling and squeeing to herself. It wasn’t often she looked at someone and felt this strong an urge to get closer to them, but boy, could she feel it now!

“Hey Pinkie, what’s up?” Rainbow asked, appearing from around the corner, “What’s got you so giddy?”

“Oh. My. Gosh! Dashie!” Pinkie took her by the arm and led her down the hallway, “I just saw Principal Discord! Don’t know if you saw him, but wow, he’s so… so… so freaking handsome! And his voice! Eeee! I love his voice! Sure he’s all stiff and cold, but he’s still so cool! Oh man, Dashie, do you even just look at someone… you feel so drawn to them, so enamoured, and you just think, ‘Wow! I gotta have them!’?”

“Seriously? The new Principal?” Rainbow raised an eyebrow, “Someone that joyless? Heh, good luck with that, you’d probably get more warmth trying to fuck a snowman.”

“Oh, I’ll find a way to unlock his inner fun!” Pinkie smiled, winking at her, “It won’t stop me from friending him, I’ll tell you that much!”

Rainbow scoffed and hugged her. She loved Pinkie dearly, but sometimes her kookiness had to be seen to be believed. As Rainbow continued down toward her next class, Pinkie licked her lips and made her way to the Principal’s office.

When she reached the main office, she slowly made her way to the Principal’s office door, and knocked.

“Enter,” came Discord’s voice from inside.

‘Hmm… still stiffy.’ Pinkie thought. Nonetheless, she opened the door and breezed in, grinning, “Helloooooo! Me again!”

Discord looked up and folded his hands, “Yes, Pinkie. What can I do for you?”

“Weelll… since you’re new to this school, it’s up to me to make you feel welcome here!” Pinkie approached his desk with a grin, “Anything you need me to do, name it!”

Discord kept his eyes on her for a brief moment, before glancing back down at his paperwork, “I can’t think of anything in particular. Thank you, though.”

“You suuuuuuure? Hugs? Snuggles? Cupcakes?” Pinkie tilted her head, giggling.

Discord glanced back up, “Pardon me?” he asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I can do a number of things!” Pinkie came closer to his desk, leaning over a little bit, “Huggles, snuggles, I can bake something, lend an ear, dance, or something interesting.”

Discord sat back in his chair, “Interesting? Why don’t you fill me in, Miss.”

“Weeeelll….” Pinkie lowered her voice, “I’ll tell you, but it’s a secret, kinda-sorta-maybe!”

“We’ll see about that,” Discord remarked, covertly glancing down at his keyboard tray, which had Pinkie’s file open showing that she had been reprimanded a total of thirty-eight times for flirting with faculty, “What is it?”

“I get intimate with other students and faculty members,” Pinkie winked, “In whatever way they choose. Someone comes to me and says, ‘Pinkie, can I have a blowjob?’ and I deliver!”

“Yes, I am well aware,” Discord frowned, pulling out her file and laying it down in front of her, “You’re quite the problem-student, Miss Pie.”

“Guiltyyyyyy!” Pinkie said, bouncing on the spot, “Figured I should let you know what you’re in for, in case Mr. File didn’t already do it!”

“Indeed,” Discord stood up, flipping through her file, “Nearly forty counts of flirting with teachers, eighty-seven instances of sex on school grounds. Fourteen reprimands of public sex on school property, and it says here you orchestrated an orgy in the middle of class?”

“Nope!” Pinkie shook her head, and leaned in, “It was during detention.”

“Why don’t you explain to me what possessed you to do such a thing?” Discord said sternly.

Pinkie blinked, tilting her head, “Um, you’re going to have to be more specific.”

“Orchestrating an orgy in the middle of detention,” Discord remarked, “In front of your teacher and everybody else?”

“Oh, the teacher was fine with it, she didn’t care!” Pinkie waved it off like it was nothing.

“Really now?” Discord asked, “So in addition to this little incident, I also have a detention hall monitor to fire?”

‘Oh jeez… I’m in trouble...’ Pinkie’s smile faded then. “Um… please don’t fire her. She’s so nice and fun… If anything, I should take the fall for it. It was all me.”

“Oh? Explain,” Discord said, his eyes narrowing.

“It was my idea. I said to them all, ‘Hey, let’s have an orgy!’ and just made it sound like an awesome idea. I made sure there was protection, and even the detention monitor was into letting us do that,” Pinkie explained, feeling the pit of her stomach coiling nervously, “Please don’t fire her… I don’t do what I do to get others in trouble. It’s because it’s fun and makes them happy… If anyone gets in trouble, that’s me! Me! Expel me if you want, sir. But don’t blame anyone else. It’s my fault.”

She had a feeling this day would come. Where she would not only be caught, but by someone who didn’t tolerate this sort of thing. Pinkie felt despaired, but knew there was no running from it. Taking a deep breath, she took a step back and hung her head, awaiting her fate.

“So not only do you engage in shameless, public sex on school property,” Discord remarked, strolling around his desk, “You engage in this sort of behavior with your teachers, something both against the law and costs them their jobs, flagrantly break school policies at every possible opportunity, and undermine school authority constantly.”

He strolled around to her side and scowled down at her.

“You know, Miss Pie, you are the reason I was put into this position,” Discord explained, “The school board has had it with your antics and do not appreciate how you are turning Ponyville High School into a pit of debauchery. Now your last principal may not have believed in expulsion as a punishment. I, however, am not so inclined.”

Pinkie whimpered as Discord gazed down at her, strolling back around to his side of the desk.

“Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but you not only freely admit to this sort of behavior, you thought it was a good idea to come in here and proposition me without any degree of hesitation?” Discord asked.

“...Yes…” Pinkie murmured, staring down at her shoes.

“Look at me when I’m talking to you,” he said firmly, “Now I don’t know what sort of principal you think I am, Miss Pie, but let me tell you… you’re completely right.”

Eyes going wide, Pinkie looked up at him, “...Uh? What?”

Discord’s glare gave way to a smirk, before he fell back into his chair in a fit of laughter, “Aha ha ha! You should have seen the look on your face! Priceless!”

Pinkie was shocked, staring at him with wide eyes and a slacked jaw. How had she not seen this coming? It seemed like one of the oldest tricks in the book when you first met someone, to play with their expectations. But regardless, he had pranked her. Incredibly well. Moreso than she would’ve expected.

“I… you… wow!” Pinkie uttered, still shocked.

Discord laughed and sat back in his chair, “Oh kids… you can always get them. Every time.”

Pinkie stared at him, blinking a few times, before she finally regained herself. She began to giggle, approaching his desk again, “Wow! You got me, sir! You really got me! I thought for sure I was done for!”

Discord snickered, “Of course not. Ponyville High has the highest grades in all of Equestria. Do I commend the teachers, or the one student keeping everybody’s morale sky-high?”

Giggling, Pinkie blushed a bit, “Well, I do what I can!”

Discord chuckled and sat back in his chair, “And perfect grades to boot. I must say, Pinkie. You’re a regular angel. Well… minus the obvious.”

“Aww… hee! Thanks!” Pinkie smiled bashfully, “Making others laugh and smile is just what I do! And some fun pranks definitely don’t hurt!”

Discord glanced down her body, nodding approvingly at her, “Indeed! I must say, the other professors at Celestia’s School for Gifted Youngsters were some of the biggest sticks in the mud I’ve ever met.”

“Yep! Twi-Twi said the same thing!” Pinkie laughed, “Man, what I’d give to pop into that school and throw one big silly party for them!”

“A silly party from you? There’s a viral video if I ever saw one,” Discord smirked, “You’re positively delightful, Pinkie.”

“And you’re really cool!” Pinkie leaned over the desk, “I like you, sir! You tricked me expertly well and you have an awesome style!”

“Thank you so much, my dear,” Discord grinned.

“Sure!” Pinkie giggled, “And hey, you understand what I do! That’s always a point of awesome in my books!”

“Oh I more than understand, my dear,” Discord winked, sliding back in and flipping through a few more files.

“Ooh, yay!” Pinkie winked back, “Thank you, sir! Soooo, back on topic, the real topic… Anything I can do for you, let me know!”

“Oh there certainly is,” Discord looked back up and winked, “Plenty of space under my desk.”

A gleam came to Pinkie’s eyes as her smile grew, “Oooh… do I even need to ask?”

“You can if you want, but I think it goes without saying,” Discord smirked.

“Then I won’t, but I’ll tell you,” Pinkie got down to her knees and crawled around the desk to get under it, giggling. “I’m going to give you a fine blowjob…”

Discord reached down and ran his fingers through her poofy hair, “Such a devoted student, aren’t we?”

Winking, Pinkie reached for his (mismatched) belt, undoing it slowly, “Yeppers! That’s me!”

Discord smirked and gently patted her head, “Oh I’m going to like you,” he drawled.

“Me too…” Pinkie cooed, winking. She pulled his pants down, marveling at his boxers. They were pink, with little birds and hearts all over them, “Awww! So cute! I know you’re handsome, but this sure takes the cake! And cherry! And frosting! And sprinkles!”

“You’re a baker, aren’t you?” Discord asked, stroking her ear with his finger.

Pinkie nodded, pulling his boxers down. She marveled at his size, especially since it was quite erect, “Mm-hmm! I am! I live at Sugarcube Corner and I work there!”

“I can only imagine what you get up to out there,” Discord grinned, twirling her hair around his fingers.

“Oh, you’ll have to come see! I bake, babysit, and throw parties!” Pinkie stroked his length, licking the tip, “It’s tons of fun!”

Discord smiled and leaned back in his chair, “That sounds lovely.”

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie said before she engulfed the tip into her mouth, purring sensually. She licked and suckled, gripping the base tightly.

Discord groaned softly, stroking her hair as he watched her head bob gently in his lap, “Oh yes… you and I are going to get along swimmingly.”

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie agreed, proceeding to deep-throat his member little by little, and then picking up speed.

Discord placed both his hands onto her head as he relaxed in his seat, leaning his head back over the top of his chair and staring up at the ceiling, “That’s a good girl…”

Although Pinkie had performed fellatio many times, she had to admit that this experience was very appealing. She hummed and suckled, bobbing up and down a lot faster. Discord smirked and gently pushed down onto her head, pushing the tip of his length further into the back of her throat. Pinkie purred and took in as much as she could, running her hand up and down as well. She was determined to make his first (and hopefully not last!) round of intimacy with her very memorable.

“Ah yes… that’s a good-” Discord looked up as he heard the door opening. Hooking his feet underneath Pinkie, he lifted her just off the floor and slid forward so she was hidden under his desk just as Cheerilee came into his office, “Yes, Miss Cheerilee?”

“The police have just been here,” Cheerilee explained, “Asking about a missing girl from Baltimare.”

“Ah yes, Miss Dusk,” Discord remarked, “I believe she was one of Miss Kortai’s classmates before she transferred. What about her?”

“Just telling us to remain on the lookout for her,” Cheerilee remarked.

Pinkie perked slightly as she worked along. She’d heard that news story, she even knew a few folks who were in contact with the Dusk family. As much as she wanted to pop out and get more into it, she remained where she was. Quiet as possible, but still continuing her ministrations. It was especially interesting how Discord kept his composure so well.

“I will certainly keep one eye out for her, though I highly doubt she will make it this far out alive,” Discord said matter-of-factly.

“Sir, that’s pretty morbid…”

“That’s reality,” Discord said firmly, glancing back up, “Is there anything else? If not, go back to your classroom.”

“No, sir,” Cheerilee frowned, retreated back out the door.

“Mmm-mmm-mmm…” Pinkie hummed, going faster, as deep as she could.

“There we go… almost…” Discord smirked as he patted her head.

Pinkie giggled, running her tongue along the skin as she bobbed faster. Her hand squeezed at the base, occasionally stroking anywhere she could reach. After a few more minutes of this, Discord gave a soft sigh as he released his seed into Pinkie’s mouth, stroking her hair as he relaxed in his seat. Eager, Pinkie swallowed as much as she could and pulled away. She nuzzled the tip, kissing it, and peered up at him.

“That was awesomeriffic!” She winked.

Discord smirked and stroked her cheek, “Oh this is going to be the start of something wonderful,” he purred.

Awesometacular Bedazzled Sweettatstic Dazzled

“What happened to you? Wait, don’t answer that,” Rainbow said dryly as Pinkie sat herself down at their usual table.

Grinning, Pinkie winked as she placed her paper lunch bag on the table, “Let’s just say I managed to get through to our new Principal! And boy, he got me good!”

Applejack’s eyes went wide, “He pulled a fast one on ya? That’s a might strong feat!”

“What the hell did he do?” Rainbow looked surprised, “I’ve seen you predict Dan Brown books.”

“At first, he was acting as stiff as board! Hoo-wee! Then he’s all, ‘You’re in soooo much trouble!’, all serious and dark! I felt scared!” Pinkie pouted, but then grinned, “Then he started laughing! Turned out, he was pranking me! I swear he had some sixth sense about me and just went all out! Wow!”

Twilight blinked a few times, nearly dropping her fork, “Wow… Sounds to me like he’s right on your level, Pinkie.”

“He made you think you were in trouble?” Rainbow looked surprised, “For what?”

“All my… sexy stuff,” Pinkie said in a low, mysterious voice, and grinned again, “The way he called me out on it, I swear I was actually gonna get written up for it! That it was actually going to go on my record and I’d be, well, screwed! And not in the fun way!”

The five of them all looked up, “Wow, really?” It was no surprise to any of them that Pinkie got away with things that would land most other students in a heap of trouble. A lot of people were curious how she always managed to stay in people’s good graces.

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie said, unpacking her lunch, “Oh, I thought I was done for! But like I said, he started laughing and it was all one big jokey joke! He was even saying that the GPA in this school was the highest in Equestria! Holy macaroni! Can you believe it?!”

“I can,” Twilight chimed in, “I searched the GPA records before I came to this school, and I was floored. It was part of why my parents wanted to have me attend here.”

Rarity looked from Twilight to Pinkie, “What does any of that have to do with you?”

“Weeelll….” Pinkie winked at her friends, giggling, “I didn’t even get to the best part! You see, I-”

“-ended up somehow getting sexually involved with him because he’s apparently real perverted and enjoys this kind of thing, and he knows the real reason why GPA’s are so high up. It’s ‘cause you manage to boost everyone’s morale so freaking well!” Rainbow cut her off.

They all looked at her with surprise.

“...What? It’s Pinkie. What’d you think was going to happen?”

“...That maybe for once someone in this school had some degree of ethics?” Twilight frowned.

Pinkie pouted, “I’m sorry, Twi-Twi…”

Twilight looked up, “Just… how do you do it? You’re always off partying, making friends, and having sex. And yet you get better grades than I do!”

“Multitasking!” Pinkie said with a smile, rubbing her back, “Like, for example, I can bake some tasty muffins while I’m studying for Chemistry! Orrrr… I can do Math while I’m decorating the gym for the next dance! And plus, I have photographic memory, Twi-Twi! I put all that stuff to use for anything I do!”

Twilight huffed petulantly, turning back down to her physics book as she popped another grape into her mouth.

“...With the principal? Really?” Applejack asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Why not? I think he’s sexy,” Pinkie giggled, “Oh, come on! A lot of girls go for the older men or women!”

“Yeah, but he’s a principal!” Applejack sighed, “I swear to god, Pinkie. One of these days you’re gonna hurt yourself.”

Pinkie looked at her with confusion, tilting her head, “But… I always take precautions to make sure the environment won’t harm me! Why would I get hurt?”

“Hey Twi, gotta dictionary?” Applejack asked.

Twilight silently held one up for her. Applejack took it and opened it to a page, sliding it over to Pinkie and pointing at a single entry.

SCANDAL, NOUN (SCAN-DUL)

An incident or event that disgraces or damages the reputation of the persons or organization involved.

“That’s why.”

Pinkie read it over, then smiled, “Hey, don’t worry about it, Applejackie! I’ll be fine! He knows how I work, and how to… you know, pull some stringies!”

“What kind of strings?” Rarity asked, looking up in confusion.

“Covering tracks, of course!”

“That’s different from pulling strings, Pinkie,” Rarity said, shaking her head.

“Pinkie, we just don’t want anything to happen to you,” Fluttershy said softly, “This is a little more serious than just having sex with another student in… um, a janitor’s closet or something.”

“It’s okay, girls! I’ll be fine!” Pinkie assured them, waving it off, “We’ll work it all out! Promise! Besides, it’s not like I’ll be doing that every day!”

Both Applejack and Rarity sighed and returned to their schoolbooks. They’d learned a while ago that when Pinkie was dead set on something, there wasn’t any stopping her. Frankly if the school board couldn’t reign her in, what chance did they have?

“So… what happened in there anyway?” Rainbow asked curiously.

“You want aaaaaall the details, Dashie?” Pinkie snickered.

“Yeah, sure. Why not?” Rainbow shrugged. She’d always been the most laid back with Pinkie’s antics around school.

“Well, then!” Pinkie grinned, eating some more of her lunch, “We got to talking a little bit, and boy he’s so fun! Then I offered him a little classic blowjob… same ol’ stuff! So I get under his desk and I do what I doooo… Even when a teacher would come in to talk to him, he’d be all cool and calm like nothing was happening! Wow! I never knew that was possible! After I was done, I came back up, and then shook his hand. He was wearing a joy buzzer! Ha! Classic! Then before I left, he played with my hair and kissed my cheek! He’s sweet!”

“A joy buzzer?” Rainbow laughed, “Okay, the new principal is a child trapped in an old body!”

“Ha! Good one, Dashie! That’s so it!” Pinkie laughed, slapping her knee.

“So what are you gonna do with him?” Rainbow asked, flicking a wrapped behind her and into the trash can.

Pinkie shrugged a little bit, “I don’t know! I’m going to play it by ear and see what happens! But I know I’m going to throw a little party!”

“A party for what?” Rainbow asked, sitting up straight.

“Celebrating coming to this school, of course!” Pinkie grinned, “Like I do for all our new faculty!”

“It gonna be a normal Pinkie Pie party, or are you gonna be banging in the closet this time?” Rainbow snickered, much to the others’ chagrin.

Pinkie tapped her chin thoughtfully, humming, “Weeelll… I’ll go for a Normal Pinkie Pie party, since all the faculty will be there! Buuuut, I’ll leave the door open for that option, as well!” She took her drumsticks out of her hair and did the rimshot effect.

Rainbow chuckled, “Screw the others, Pinks. Don’t ever change, you’re too much fun.”

“Thanks, Dashie!” Pinkie smiled, reaching over and mussing up her hair, “You do the same!”

Rainbow smiled, her eyes briefly trailing down Pinkie’s body before she turned back to her lunch, “Thanks, Pinks.”

“You’re welcome!” Pinkie smiled, going back to her own lunch as well.

Discord glanced up from his work as he heard a soft knocking at the door.

“Enter,” he said disinterestedly.

The door opened, but no one came in, or went out. In fact, it was quiet for a few moments. Then the door closed by an unseen force. Still quiet, there was barely a sound to be heard.

At least, until a head of poofy pink hair and a pair of blue eyes peered up over his desk, a small nose planting itself on the surface.

Discord was quiet for a second, before raising an eyebrow, “...Yes?”

“Hi!” Pinkie grinned as she stood up now, holding a small container of muffins, “I wanted to bring you a little treat!”

“Aw, aren’t you a sweetie?” Discord smiled, setting down his paperwork and pushing back from his desk as Pinkie came around and sat on it.

“I do what I can!” Pinkie grinned, setting the container down and making herself comfortable, “Plus it gives me a reason to come see you!”

Discord glanced back down at Pinkie’s open file and snickered, “I’m sure you could come up with all sorts of reasons to come see me, my dear,” he chuckled as he took a muffin and bit off a piece.

“Ooooh, so it’s on!” Pinkie winked, “I certainly can!”

Discord chuckled and ate the rest of the muffin, “So how are you today, my dear?”

“I’m goooood,” Pinkie drawled, giggling as she spread her legs a little, “Doing as I always do! And how are you? Oooh ooh! Wait! Don’t tell me! Awesometacular? Bedazzled? Sweettatstic? Dazzled? Orrr… am I totally off the markie-mark and you’re the complete opposite of any of those things?”

“I’m positively marvelous,” Discord drawled with a smirk, making Pinkie purse her lips, “What? Not enough verbal confetti?”

“Hmm… I suppose it works!” Pinkie smiled, poking his nose, “You’ll learn! Or you’ve already learned and you’re just sloooowly getting to it soon!”

Discord chuckled, “Or I’ve already gotten to it and I’m just screwing with you like I was last week.”

“Hee! You’re too much!” Pinkie giggled, sitting back and spreading her legs some more, “You’re totally special!”

Discord smiled and glanced down at Pinkie’s legs, “Something you’re trying to tell me, sweetie?”

Wiggling a little, Pinkie winked, “Maybe I am… That is if you’re up to a little booty call from good ol’ Pinkie Pie, and that’s me!”

Discord casually glanced down Pinkie’s body. She was bigger than most of the girls in this school, her hips hugged by her jean shorts over her pink stockings. It gave her legs a very lovely curve to them. And Discord was a very lower-body centric kind of man. He slid his chair forward and ran a hand up Pinkie’s thigh.

“You’re quite the lovely girl,” he purred.

Pinkie blushed a little, giggling. Of course she was used to being complimented and enjoyed them, but it felt interesting to hear it from him. “Really? You likey?”

“Yes I do,” Discord smiled, running his hand over Pinkie’s shorts, “Tight clothes looks so good on bigger girls…”

“Tight clothes are fun!” Pinkie giggled, “I used to wear baggy work clothes when I was a kid… But when I started showing off my curves, I never looked back!”

Discord stood up, reaching a hand between Pinkie’s legs to gently press against the crotch of her jeans, “It’s almost a shame to undress you. You looks so lovely in pink and blue…”

“Awww, thankies!” Pinkie giggled happily, reaching over to gently tousle his hair, “That’s why I sometimes wear skirts and crotchless or no panties! Some folks like to screw me while I’m still dressed!”

“Goodness, you’re quite accommodating, aren’t you?” Discord purred as he came around and rubbed her shoulders.

Pinkie giggled and cooed in response, “Mm-hmm! It’s not just about my enjoyment. I want whoever I’m with to enjoy themselves, too! Even if it’s little touches like wearing a silly hat or some kind of bondage gear! O-kay, I don’t do that part too often, but I will if someone asks! I’m just not good at dominatrix… it feels so silly and I start laughing! I can’t help it! Then I ruin the mood and I feel bad because the other person loves that sort of thingy!”

“I’m starting to see how you can get away with so much,” Discord chuckled as he ran a hand down her back, rubbing between her shoulderblades.

Pinkie cooed and moaned happily as her muscles relaxed, “Aaaah, you’re good at this! Hee hee! Mmm… Well, they love me! Some kids say I’m a lovable slut!”

“You’d certainly bring new meaning to the word,” Discord chuckled as he pressed his fingers into Pinkie’s back, working out the surprising amount of tension in her muscles. He made a mental note to have the desk chairs looked at.

“Well, duh!” Pinkie winked over her shoulder, “When a guy has a lot of sex, he’s a stud. When a girl does it… that’s bad? Why? Well, I don’t know! It’s messed up! Being a slut isn’t a bad thing!”

“What I meant, sweetie, was that many other girls in your situation are far less… how should we put it… pleasant,” Discord snickered.

“Awww…” Pinkie pouted, “Well, don’t you worry about that! Not with me!”

“I’m sure,” Discord smiled, pushing Pinkie forward over his desk as he massaged deeper into her tense back, “Goodness, you’re tight back here…”

“Hee, yep!” Pinkie moaned happily, sighing in bliss, “Mmmm… soooo good! I needed that, for sure!”

“How on earth does your back get so knotted up?” Discord giggled, pressing his palm against Pinkie’s shoulders.

“Eh, you know! All the strenuous stuff catches up!” Pinkie shrugged a bit.

“A little too much bending over, sweetie?” Discord chuckled.

“Yeeaaah… you can say that!” Pinkie giggled, winking over her shoulder at him.

“Someone needs to make a special back pain medicine specifically for taking it in the ass,” Discord snickered as he rolled his hand in small circles over her back.

“Mm-hmm…” Pinkie giggled, leaning over the desk a bit more and sighing happily, “Thankies for rubbing my back!”

“You’re welcome, my dear,” Discord smiled, leaning down and kissing her neck as he pressed more firmly.

Pinkie cooed and angled her head this way and that, giggling. She reached up and tousled his two-tone hair, letting out little moans of pleasure. “Mmm… you’re all warm and toasty!”

“Thank you…” he whispered sultrily as he kneaded the heel of his hand into her upper back.

The sound of his voice made her tingle, making Pinkie giggle happily. She’d heard all kinds of voices every day, even distinct ones. There was something about his voice, in any given inflection, that just worked her senses unlike anytime before. She squirmed happily, leaning back into his touch, closing her eyes to fully bask into the moment even without sight.

“Aaahh… hee hee! Careful, with that voice, you could end up giving me autonomous sensory meridian response tingles!” Pinkie giggled, wiggling happily.

Discord pulled back for a brief moment, raising an eyebrow. Giving a small shrug, he applied more pressure with both his hands, laying Pinkie flat against his desk as he massaged her back.

“Mmm…. thankies!” Pinkie cooed happily, stretching out a little, “At this rate I’m gonna flop over like a noodle it feels so good!”

“Hasn’t anybody ever massaged your back before?” Discord asked curiously.

Pinkie nodded, “Mm-hmm! Some of my friends can, Mrs. Cake does, but I try not to bother them about that.”

“Perhaps you should more often, your back is a tight mess,” Discord made a small tutting sound as he rubbed deeper.

“Okay!” Pinkie grinned, “I will!”

“There we go,” Discord smiled, rubbing in smaller, firmer circles.

“Mmm…” Pinkie hummed, stretching out again and sighing in bliss, “You’re too much!”

Discord looked up and chuckled, “You really don’t get pampered very much, do you?”

“Not really, not like this! My friends and other folks I love on offer all the time, but I tell them it’s okay! No need!” Pinkie said, waving her hand.

“Well we really should change that,” Discord smiled, reaching up and pressing firmly against her shoulders.

“Mmm… Maybe I should,” Pinkie smiled, peeking over her shoulder.

Discord smiled as she turned to look at him, “You’re a cute little thing.”

“Aw, thankies!” Pinkie grinned, “And you’re so handsome! I’ve never been with a man like you before!”

“Really? With how much you get around?” Discord chuckled as he kneaded the small of her back.

“Mm-hmm! Not just ‘cause of your clothing style, that’s just awesometastic!” Pinkie winked, “Something about the way you act and carry yourself is so unique! And I’ll never forget that pep rally when you just casually took a top hat and pulled out random things from it and threw them to everyone! That was hilariously coolie cool!”

Discord chuckled. Half of the student body seemed to think he was a monstrous stick in the mud, while the other half thought he kept his office stocked with crystal meth, “I’m unique? Coming from you, I’ll take that as a high compliment.”

“You’re welcome!” Pinkie giggled, resting her chin on her hand, “One of my friends wondered if you were high on something! I said sugar. She looked at me and said, ‘No, that’d be you.’”

Discord laughed as he slid Pinkie’s shirt up, pressing his fingers into her back, “Sugar is an uncontrolled substance. Everyone can get high on it.”

“Yep! Everyone just seems to think I’m perpetually high on it,” Pinkie giggled, “Weeelll… I have sweet candies on a daily basis, so yes, I kinda am!”

“Well, that explains this,” Discord smirked, reaching one hand down to squeeze her rear.

“Oooh!” Pinkie squeaked, giggling, “You got that right! Anything I ingest goes straight to my bum bum!”

Discord chuckled and brought his hands back up to her shoulders, pressing harder as he unwound a particularly nasty knot in her shoulder. Pinkie moaned happily and relaxed all the more against his desk. It really had been quite a while since she’d been rubbed down extensively. She was definitely going to consult her masseuse-savvy friends for a little pampering fun in the future.

For now, she enjoyed the touch of his hands, melting all the more. Pinkie closed her eyes and lay her head against a small pile of papers, humming, “Oh my goodneeeesss…. soooo goodie! I might just have to hit you up for some rubbins and lovins more often!”

“My door is always open, Pinkie,” Discord purred, leaning down and kissing the back of her head as he trailed circles down her back.

“Thankies, Dissy!” Pinkie giggled, “Oh, but if you don’t like that one, it’s okay! I’ll come up with a nickname for you! It can take a while sometimes, but I can do it!”

“That’s just fine,” Discord giggled, pressing down on her spine and sliding his hand up, popping each vertebra.

“Okay!” Pinkie sighed happily, wiggling gently, “Ooh, I love feeling your hands on me! You’re so good!”

“That’s good to hear, because you’re so tense for someone who’s so chipper all the time,” Discord chuckled.

Pinkie tapped her chin thoughtfully, “Mmm… I guess I try to ignore it sometimes! It’s not so bad, I just get achy on some days.”

“You poor dear,” Discord purred, moving out to the sides of her back and unwinding the tension there.

“Ooohhh… mmm…. oohh yessss…” Pinkie cooed, her arms going limp over the edge of the desk.

“Enjoying ourselves, are we?” Discord chuckled.

“I sure am, Dissy! I appreciate you doing this for me!”

“It’s my pleasure, Pinkie,” Discord smiled brightly as he gently patted his fists against her back.

“Ooohh yes….” Pinkie cooed happily, feeling the pleasured tingles travel south. “Just a little lower…”

Discord lowered his hands down to the small of her back and patted her in a steady rhythm, stopping every few pats to knead her muscles.

It was heavenly. Pinkie cooed and sighed in bliss, feeling like she was practically floating at this point. The tension was ebbed away, leaving her feeling more light and perky as she ever was. She stretched a little, then let herself relax again as the massaging continued. If it was going to feel this good every time, she was planning to make it a weekly must. It also helped that the pleasured sensations were having an affect on her sex, which was practically begging for attention at this point. But for once, she decided to wait for now. Just until the right moment.

“Ooohh Dissyyyy…” Pinkie cooed, peeking over her shoulder a bit, “You’re sooo amazing!”

“And that would be the sixth time,” Discord chuckled, pressing down just above her hips at one of the last places he could find any knotted muscles.

“Hee hee… I’ll say it as often as you like!” Pinkie winked.

Discord reached up and patted her cheek before returning to her back, “Wonderful…”

“Mmm… ooohh… yes… that’s it…” Pinkie cooed, wiggling her hips a bit.

Discord glanced down, watching her rear shake as he unwound the tension in her back, finally stopping as he cracked his knuckles, “I think that should do it, my dear.”

“Aaaahhh…” Pinkie went limp and giggled, “So much better! Thankies again! I feel soooo good!”

Discord patted her back as he straightened out her shirt, returning to his chair and sitting down, “It was my pleasure, sweetie.”

Pinkie managed to get up, feeling revitalized and ready to face the day. Even if she wanted to just float around like a balloon. She stretched, then fell to the floor on her rump, “Oop! I fell down! Hee hee! My legs feel like rubber!”

Discord laughed and came around to help her up, “I guess I was too good?”

“Hee! Maybe!” Pinkie took his hand, managing to stand herself up.

Discord leaned in and kissed the top of her head, “You silly girl.”

Pinkie giggled from the tender gesture, her cheeks heating up. She stood on tiptoe and kissed his cheek, “That’s me! See you tomorrow, Dissy! You rock!”

Winking, she then left his office, giggling and feeling dreamy as ever. If not moreso than usual.

“Hey Pinkie,” came Twilight’s voice as she came out of the study hall, “...Whoa, what’s got you so giddy?”

Looking at her, Pinkie broke into a huge smile and embraced her, giggling, “Nothing much, I just feel soooo awesometacular!” She kissed her cheek, nuzzling her, “You smell soooo good, Twi-Twi!”

Twilight blanked for a minute, “Uh… what just happened?”

“What do you mean?” Pinkie looked at her, tilting her head cutely.

“You’re just… more… Pinkie than usual,” Twilight said, pulling back from her.

“Well, I feel better! I got some lovins and rubbins!” Pinkie cooed, winking at her.

Twilight balked, “Right in the principal’s office?!”

“Yeppers!” Pinkie said with a nod, bouncing along as they walked, “Secretary and VP were none the wiser!”

“Pinkie, really? I mean, during… wait, is that why you weren’t in History class?” Twilight asked, raising an eyebrow.

“May-be,” Pinkie winked.

Twilight huffed. She always thought it wasn’t fair how Pinkie could miss classes and spend most of her time having sex and still manage to find the time to do better in school than she did. She often wondered if she bribed teachers for good grades, but she never dared voice that thought.

Pinkie looked at her, sensing some contention, and stopped walking. She took her friends hand, squeezing her comfortingly, “What’s the matter, Twilight? You look upset.”

Twilight yanked her hand away from Pinkie, “Of course I do! I work my ass off for years to do well in school, and you’re always doing better than I am! And you don’t even go to class half the time! You’re lounging around the place dropping your panties for anyone who asks! Why the fuck do I have worse grades than the school slut!”

Pinkie looked at her with slightly wide eyes, but kept her expression neutral. She was used to this sort of emotional response from someone, whether they were venting to her or at her. Of course she knew to some extent how Twilight felt about this, she hadn’t gotten this passionate about it. She didn’t even feel hurt, not in the slightest. If anything, she felt bad. Making someone feel this way stung at her gut, especially it being such a close friend who meant so much to her.

Nonetheless, she remained where she was, focused on Twilight and not saying anything.

“I mean how the hell are you doing it? Is everyone right?! Are you just sucking cock for good grades so you never have to do any fucking work in your life?!” Twilight snapped, her voice getting louder and louder, “That would at least put some sense to the world so I know I’m not living in the land of sunshine and rainbow unicorns! So which one is it?! Are you some magical creature that always has enough time for everything?! Or are you just another girl whoring herself through life?! Which one is it?!”

Admittedly, Pinkie was taken aback by this, but didn’t falter. Even though she knew some of her peers were jealous of how she could manage-she’d never seen it like this before. She looked at Twilight as she ranted, resisting the urge to hug her. No, she couldn’t do that yet. She had to let her get this out of her system. Pinkie wanted to cry, wanted to apologize profusely for making Twilight feel insignificant. Even though not her intent, it wasn’t something she wished anyone to feel. She exhaled lightly, but otherwise didn’t make much movement or sound.

Twilight seethed as she glared at Pinkie, her breathing coming to a slow as her glare softened, “...Oh my god, Pinkie… I’m so sorry…”

Eyes going wide, Pinkie was surprised it came this early. Nonetheless, she gave Twilight a sympathetic and understanding smile and hugged her. “It’s okay, Twilight. You needed to vent. I’m sorry I make you feel that way.”

“No no no, I shouldn’t… I shouldn’t have called you a…” Twilight wrapped her arms tightly around Pinkie’s shoulders and buried her face into her neck, “Pinkie, I’m so sorry…”

Holding her tighter, Pinkie nuzzled her hair in comfort and stroked it, “It’s okay, Twi-Twi. You were just upset, that’s all. I still accept your apology, though! And you know what? You’re the smartest girl I know, Twi-Twi. I don’t deserve half the credit I get. But you have the potential for ultimate academic awesomeness, and you always will.” She stroked her hair some more, nuzzling her, “You know you can talk to me about how you feel, Twilight. Promise! I just want you to feel better and have a soft place to fall.”

Twilight murmured quietly and clung tighter to her as Pinkie stroked her hair, her books having fallen forgotten in a pile at her feet as she buried herself in Pinkie’s comforting embrace.

Tall, Red and All About That Bass

“Hey, I heard Twilight lost it on you yesterday,” Rainbow whistled as she sat down next to Pinkie at the cafeteria table, “What happened?”

“Hi, Dashie! Well, poor Twi-Twi was feeling pretty upset with the fact I still get good grades despite everything I do. Balancing all the sex I have, working at Sugarcube Corner, organizing and throwing parties, and babysitting! She felt so insignificant compared to me! And that’s not fair, Dashie. I don’t want her feeling like that! She’s way smarter and more awesome than I am with school!”

Rainbow scoffed, “That’s no surprise. Have you really taken a good look at Twilight? That girl’s a wreck. She get’s more worked up over tests and shit than anybody else I know. Seriously, she needs a boyfriend or something to take the edge off herself.”

Pinkie pouted a little bit, but nodded in agreement. She wanted so much to do that for Twilight, but could never find it in herself to bring it up. “I agree, Dashie. I just hope she’ll find someone!”

Rainbow sighed and downed the rest of her coffee, “Also, you get to live in a bakery in your own apartment. Twilight’s gotta go home to the eight-headed witch.”

“Oh, you mean her mother?” Pinkie wrinkled her nose, then set her juicebox down, sighing, “It’s not fair! Twi-Twi deserves better than this, Dashie! She needs a loving partner and a soft place to fall! No wonder she’s on edge all the time! Poor Twi-Twi…”

Rainbow shrugged as she looked out around the cafeteria, “Well, unless you have any ideas for that, she’s pretty much SOL until college. If she can keep herself together long enough to get into one, at least.”

“All I can go on is that I see that new girl staring at her…” Pinkie pouted, “But she looks like a meanie-pants.”

Rainbow turned around at the new girl in question. A frighteningly tall woman with red hair down to her back, “Looks like someone who could give Twi a right good pounding. But good luck. She looks like you’d get more physical warmth trying to fuck a snowman.”

“I knoooow…” Pinkie pouted more, “But she’s sooooo pretty! Look at her hair! I know Twi-Twi said she likes striking hair!”

Rainbow glanced back and nodded, “Yeah, she is hot…”

The girl in question dropped her fork, and sighed in exasperation as she got out of her chair and bent down to retrieve it from under the table.

“Holy shit!” Rainbow said quietly, “And I thought you had a great ass…”

Pinkie stared as well and whistled, “Oooh! She does have a nice bum!”

“That’s it, we gotta set her up with Twilight. She’s got everything Twilight likes,” Rainbow chuckled, “She’s tall, she’s strong, she’s got bright red hair, and she’s got a killer ass. Twilight’ll be so happy.”

“I knoooow!” Pinkie giggled, “We so totally have to! Hmm… that’ll be tricky! She seems so cold and distant! But Twi-Twi is so cute and adorkable, there’s no way she’d resist! We have to get them to meet!”

“Oh yeah,” Rainbow nodded, still not taking her eyes off the new girl’s rear, “Damn, now I kinda wanna piece of her too…”

“Focus, Dashie!” Pinkie snapped her fingers in her face, “We must formulate a plan!”

“A plan for what?” Rarity asked as she joined them at the table, “What in the world are you two talking about?”

“We’re gonna set Twilight up with tall, red, and all about that bass over there,” Rainbow pointed.

Rarity turned to look, catching a glimpse of the girl in question as she bent over, then stood up, “Oooh my… She is lovely…”

Rainbow and Pinkie both turned slow grins up toward her, “Somethin’ you wanna tell us, Rare-bear?”

“No!” Rarity blushed, “Not at all!”

Pinkie rose an eyebrow, grinning wider, “Then would you want to explain that hickey on your neck? The lovely little apple-shaped love bite?”

“How do you bite in the shape of an apple?” Rainbow asked curiously.

Rarity blushed more, “That is not a hickey! It’s...it’s nothing, don’t concern yourself about it.”

Giggling, Pinkie winked at Rainbow, “Riiiiight, sure it isn’t!”

“So anyway, we think Twilight needs a girlfriend,” Rainbow explained, “So that’s who we’re settin’ her up with. She’s got everything Twilight likes.”

“Oh, my. The new girl?” Rarity said, glancing toward the girl in question again, “Mmm… do either of you know her name?”

“Yep! Ascentia Lilian Kortai! She transferred here from South Ashfield High School!” Pinke said brightly, not missing a beat.

“South Ashfield? Isn’t that the really rich neighbourhood in Baltimare?” Rainbow balked, looking back toward her.

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie nodded, “No wonder, that neighbourhood has been up in arms ever since that one girl went missing! Good thing she left and came here!”

“Mm, then her family must come from money,” Rarity said thoughtfully, “I do have to wonder why they came here.”

Rainbow shrugged, “Who knows? It’s not like we’re gonna be friends. We just need her to bang Twilight’s brains out and get her to relax.”

“Now Rainbow Dash, don’t be such a cur,” Rarity poked her side, “There’s no reason we can’t get along with whomever Twilight associates herself with.”

“Yeah yeah, I’m just saying it’s not likely,” Rainbow remarked, “Anything’s possible but… so far the only thing I like about her is ‘dat ass.”

“Now we just gotta get them to meet…” Pinkie said thoughtfully, tapping her chin. She looked up, seeing Twilight coming to their table. Immediately, she grinned and waved her down, “Heeey, Twi-Twi!”

Twilight winced and approached, still uneasy about how she’d treated Pinkie yesterday, “Hey Pinkie… what’s up?”

“What do you think about that girl over there?” Rainbow asked, pointing toward Ascentia just as the girl bent back down to dig through her bag.

“Huh? What girl?” Twilight turned around, meeting with a girl bent over, and presenting a very attractively shaped rear. She blinked, wide-eyed. But when Ascentia stood up, her jaw dropped, “Sweet Celestia… she’s beautiful!”

“Told ya,” Rainbow smirked toward Pinkie and Rarity.

“Isn’t she?” Pinkie grinned, “Her name is Ascentia Kortai! We haven’t met her yet, but boy, she’s a lovely girl! You should talk to her, Twi-Twi!”

“Yeah, go on!” Rainbow gave her a nudge, “Give it a shot! She seems nice.”

Twilight rose an eyebrow, only to see Ascentia glaring daggers at a random student near her while they laughed toward her. She cringed a bit, “...I don’t know… She looks more like she’d give me a black eye for looking at her the wrong way.”

“Oh go on, Twi Twi!” Pinkie encouraged her, “I’m sure she’s just cautious. You’re adorable! You can break through that shell!”

“Uh… I dunno…”

Ascentia bent back down again the dig through her bag again, unintentionally giving the four of them yet another display of her rear.

“I really don’t think I should,” Twilight bit her lip.

“Of course you should, silly!” Pinkie giggled, “It’s always nice to make a new friend!”

“C’mon, you already think she’s gorgeous,” Rainbow snickered, following Twilight’s gaze to see she was fixated on Ascentia’s rear, “I’m sure she’s nice too after a while.”

Twilight blushed heavily, “No way, she’d never give me the time of day…”

Ascentia sighed in exasperation and bent down further, seemingly unable to find what she was looking for and inadvertently thrusting her hips higher into the air. Pinkie observed, eagerly, but was especially intrigued by Twilight’s reaction. Clearly, it was getting to her. The adorable blush, the fixated wide eyes, and the biting of her lip. Too cute!

“Don’t be silly, Twi-Twi,” Pinkie patted her arm, “Looks can be deceiving! Just go talk to her!”

“Yeah, go for it. Worst that can happen is she tells you to buzz off,” Rainbow chuckled, giving her a nudge.

Twilight hesitated, looking to get up, but could then see Ascentia leaving, “Darn it! She’s gone!”

“Go after her!” Pinkie encouraged, patting her shoulder, “You can do it, Twi-Twi!”

Twilight bit her lip, and then swallowed her pride and followed her. Ascentia was halfway down the hall when something buzzed in her bag and set bent down to pull it out.

‘What is it with this girl and bending over? I swear to god she knows what she’s doing!’ Twilight thought. She now stood a few feet away, unsure how to approach her. Gulping a little, she took two steps forward, trying to be as quiet as possible.

Ascentia stood back up, holding her phone, “Oh, it’s just Mom…” she stopped when she caught sight of Twilight’s reflection in the screen and wheeled around, “...Aren’t you the girl who was staring at my ass a few minutes ago?”

“Gah!” Twilight jumped back, wide-eyed, “N-No! That wasn’t me!”

“Pretty sure it was…” Ascentia narrowed her eyes, “Purple hair… small… yeah, that was you.”

Twilight blushed and shook her head, “First of all, my hair is midnight blue. The purple is a highlight. Second, I… I’m sorry, okay? I shouldn’t have been staring, it wasn’t polite.”

Ascentia shrugged, “Eh, you wouldn’t be the first. Your friends were gawking at it like it was a cake or something.”

‘...What am I even doing?’ Twilight thought. She took a step back, “Well, anyway, sorry to have wasted your time. I’ll alone you leave to. I mean, leave you alone! Er, whatever! I have to go. Over there. Somewhere…” She blushed and turned away, ‘Wow, sound like I can’t speak English, why don’t I.’

“Hang on, what did you want?” Ascentia asked, gently pushing her shoulder and wheeling her back around.

“I… well I just… I was…” Twilight stammered.

Ascentia rolled her eyes, “Oh for god’s sake, give me your hand,” Twilight obliged, and Ascentia took it and reached it back, pressing it against her behind, “There, you feel better?”

“...Not really…” Twilight said, looking at her hand awkwardly, “Please let go of me.”

“Well you were staring at it so long,” Ascentia chuckled, letting go of her hand and leaning back against the locker, “So what did you want?”

“Nothing! I just… wanted to… to talk to you,” Twilight blushed and looked away.

“Alright, you wanna go get coffee?” Ascentia suggested, standing up straight.

Twilight blinked, “...What?”

“Coffee. It’s a hot beverage that’s high in caffeine and the glorious nectar of life,” Ascentia explained.

“I know that! I just… why?” Twilight blushed all the more, looking away now.

“You said you wanted to talk,” Ascentia shrugged, “I talk best over coffee.”

“I-I… I guess we… we could… um… sure,” Twilight twiddled her fingers, “Sparkle name is Twilight my! Um! I mean, Twilight Sparkle! That’s my name!”

“Ascentia,” Ascentia held her hand out, to which Twilight shook it. She turned around and hoisted her bag up, “Alright, there’s a cafe just up the road. Just try not to stare at my ass too much, you don’t wanna walk into a pole.”

Twilight didn’t respond, she only nodded and followed alongside her. Her entire face pink as she stared down at her shoes. From down the hallway, Pinkie peeked around the corner, observing the whole scene. She grinned widely, then turned back to their friends, giving them a thumbs-up.

“Yeah!” Rainbow fist-pumped, “Operation Get Twilight Laid is a go!”

“You set her up with the new gir?” Discord asked, looking up at Pinkie, who was laid out over his desk as he rubbed her back.

“Yepperoonie Patootie! I just had a special feeling about Asy!” Pinkie said with a giggle, stretching out and arching a little before relaxing, “I knew she was so much of what Twi-Twi looks for! Even if Twilight herself didn’t quite realize it!”

“Hmm…” Discord thought as he kneaded Pinkie’s shoulders, “Taller than most of her teachers… hair the same color as Ariel… I hadn’t realized Twilight leaned that way.”

“Yep! It helped that Asy has a very nice bum bum!” Pinkie winked, giggling.

Discord sputtered and started laughing, “Really?”

“Really really!” Pinkie grinned.

Discord snickered, “Twilight likes the tush, does she?”

“Yeppers! She does!” Pinkie giggled, cooing in response to his touches, “Mm-mmm… If it feels this good, I can’t imagine what it’d be like with lotions and oils!”

“Ugh, I hate lotions,” Discord cringed, “They’re slimy, and greasy, and stain. And they get everywhere.”

“Yeah, they do,” Pinkie admitted, giggling, “No worries! I’ll live.” She took a stray napkin from near her, proceeding to make some origami, “Hee, my buddies still think you’re taking me on the ride of my life in here!”

“Been enjoying this a little too much, are we?” Discord giggled, pressing down just above Pinkie’s pelvis.

“Of course!” Pinkie grinned widely, folding up a swan and placing it down on the table.

“Well from the sounds of it, they have something else to be distracted by,” Discord snickered, “How did you and Twilight find out that her new girlfriend has such a delightful tush anyway?”

“Asy was in the caf, some ways off from us. She bent over quite a bit!” Pinkie explained, giggling at this, “Dashie was convinced she was doing it on purpose after a while!”

“You were ogling the poor girl when she was bent over?” Discord tutted.

Pinkie blew a raspberry, laughing, “Guiltyyyyy!”

“Now why would you do something like that?” Discord scoffed.

“Why wouldn’t I do something like that?”

“Because the poor girl’s ass couldn’t have been so good that it was worth gawking at her like that,” Discord said rather authoritatively.

Pinkie giggled, “Yeah, true. It was just the nicest bum bum we all ever saw.”

Discord scoffed, “Kids…”

There was a beep on the Intercom, “Discord? The Pies are here to see you regarding their daughter’s academics.”

Discord took his hands off Pinkie and motioned for her to sit in one of the chairs in front of his desk, “Send them in.”

Pinkie nodded, getting up and stretching before she sat down in one of the chairs, “Okay! Let’s do this!”

The door swung open and two very stiff-looking people came in, sitting down in the chairs just ahead of Pinkie. Discord sat down and nodded to the two of them, “I understand you wanted to see me?”

Mrs Pie nodded curtly, “We just got Pinkie’s term report, and she’s been doing exceptionally well in all of her classes, except for gym.”

DIscord scoffed, “Well, take a look at her. Does that look like a girl who does well with running laps and push-ups?”

From behind her parents’ chairs, Pinkie shrugged and looked playfully sheepish. Her parents didn’t turn to look.

“Well I certainly can’t have my daughter failing classes,” Mr Pie said stiffly.

“Oh no matter, something can easily be done,” Discord smiled, “I only came on board recently. Next term I’m going to be suggesting that Pinkie take on of the alternatives to Phys Ed. Something more suited to how she exercises. I think Dance would suit her. It’s high energy, promotes better health than traditional gym, and I’ve seen her dance for three hours straight without getting tired once.”

Pinkie nodded eagerly from where she sat, liking this idea and even clapping silently.

“Thank you, Mr Discord-”

“Just Discord, please,” Discord smiled.

“Discord…” Mr Pie said, clearly not liking the informality, “What about how she behaves? She lives here in Ponyville instead of out on our farm. We’re never certain if she upholds the good Pie Family name.”

Discord cast a single glance toward Pinkie as if silently asking what the “Good Pie Family Name” meant.

Pinkie made a pouty face, but made gestures in a way of saying status was important to them.

“Your daughter is a fine example of our student body,” Discord said without missing a beat, “I’ve never met a student more well behaved and of solid moral virtue in my life.”

“Hmm. That’s good to know, then,” Mrs. Pie said with a light nod, “We have raised her to be of good mannered standing at all times.”

“I can certainly say that your daughter trumps even the Princess’s personal protege when it comes to her behavior,” Discord smiled.

Mr and Mrs Pie looked relatively pleased at this. Pinkie, however, looked downtrodden and pouted, then shook her head. Discord disregarded this. While Pinkie had better grades than Twilight had, he had the record to show that Pinkie was written up for her behavior far more often than Twilight.

“I must say, she’s been quite a delight,” Discord smiled, “She’s been making me feel very welcome ever since I arrived.”

Pinkie smiled all over again, clapping her hands.

“And how about her achievements?” Said Mr Pie.

“Achievements?” Discord asked, pretending to thumb through Pinkie’s file, “Could you be more specific? I don’t have all my paperwork sorted out yet.”

“Academic achievements and other sorts of awardings,” said Mrs Pie, taking a brief glance toward her daughter and then facing the front again.

The moment she did, Pinkie grinned and spread her legs, exposing her panties for Discord to see. She even reached down and lightly rubbed herself, winking. Discord chuckled softly and looked through her file.

“Her grades are exceptional, with the exception of her gym classes,” Discord explained, “She’s been awarded three years in a row for her near perfect grades in most of her classes, the exception being her Science and Literature classes.”

“What’s wrong there?”

“Nothing. Another student, Twilight Sparkle, out-performs her there,” Discord explained, “As far as extracurricular activities, Pinkie makes her own. She works with nearly every student group to organize events, but she isn’t a part of any of them. And she is one of the most beloved students by teachers and her peers alike.”

Pinkie blushed and giggled amidst her rubbing, giving a grin.

“Hmm,” said her mother, nodding slightly in acknowledgement, “So long as she isn’t making a fool of herself or the family name.”

“What do you mean, a fool?” Discord asked curiously.

“Pinkamena can be quite… superfluous and over-excited,” her mother explained, “She often has no sense of boundaries or proper communication. She means well, but she lacks much intuition at times.”

“I can certainly say that is not the case. Pinkie is one of the most intuitive students I’ve ever met,” Discord explained, “She is responsible for the high student morale at Ponyville High, as the students are more comfortable speaking to her than our own guidance counsellors.”

Pinkie winked and started doing a little provocative dance, even turning around to start twerking.

“And how does she… boost morale, as you said?” Said her mother, peering at him over her glasses.

Discord has to stifle a laugh. Pinkie could be unbelievably silly at times, “I’ve always said that a bright flame spread the fastest. Pinkie is a joy. She’s seemingly never upset or stressed about anything. This is part of why she out-performs more acheived students. So she’s overwhelmingly happy and a help to the students. That speaks volumes in and of itself. Why are you looking at me like that?”

Her mother adjusted her glasses, sighing, “She had quite unorthodox ways of… handling others at times. I will not go into details, but it is something that alarmed her father and I. We only hope she doesn’t continue doing so these days. We would not want anything bad to happen to her.”

Pinkie looked at Discord, pointing down at her crotch as an indication of what wasn’t being told, and then winked.

Discord, in the mood to make some stuffy parents uncomfortable, played dumb, “I’m sorry, you’re going to have to explain this to me. Parents are alarmed by a great number of things, Ma’am.”

“Erm… it’s nothing we should discuss,” she said, fiddling with her glasses chain.

“Are you sure? I’ve heard everything, Ma’am,” Discord smiled, “I can’t help your daughter if I don’t know what the problem is.”

Mr Pie sighed loudly, “What we say does not leave this room. Pinkamena had a habit of getting very sexual with her sisters. Especially her older sister.”

“Goodness,” Discord said, in a tone implying he’d heard this sort of story before as he thumbed through her file, “Hmm… there’s no mention of it here…”

“Naturally, we don’t broadcast that sort of thing,” Mrs. Pie said, sighing, “It is not something we’re proud of. But Pinkamena has never expressed remorse for it. Never minding that she is the middle child and that her younger sisters don’t know any better.”

“And what of her older sister?” Discord asked, pretending to make notes in Pinkie’s file.

“We do not know of such details beyond what had happened at home,” said her father.

“Alright. Well it isn’t all that surprising, sir,” Discord remarked, “It is becoming more and more common for siblings to experiment. Even Princess Celestia has admitted to doing such things with her younger sister in her teenage years.”

Pinkie silently laughed at this, recalling some funny tales Twilight had shared.

“You know about such a thing?!” Said Pinkie’s father, their jaws agape.

“Princess Celestia’s own book talks about it,” Discord said, cocking an eyebrow, “There is a rumor that they’re still at it, but of course that is all just a rumor.”

“Be that as it may… we’re just hoping Pinkamena hasn’t gotten up to such tricks at school. Her family is one thing, but you never know what may occur at school,” Mr. Pie said seriously, “Many such curs would take advantage of her. She’s too trusting.”

“I can assure you that is not the case. Pinkie is very well behaved at this school,” Discord smiled, looking at Pinkie out of the corner of his eye.

“Well… good,” Mr. Pie said with a nod.

“We’re glad to hear that,” Mrs Pie agreed, “As long as she’s doing well in school and behaving.”

“Absolutely. I’ve never had such a delightful student,” Discord smiled.

Pinkie humped the air provocatively, but was smiling brightly in appreciation to that.

“In fact, your daughter’s influence and attitude has been one of the biggest contributors to this school doing so well in the last three years,” Discord continued, “Test averages are higher than ever due to Pinkie keeping everybody’s spirits up.”

Both her parents looked amazed at this, before turning to look at their daughter. Pinkie was back in her chair, like she hadn’t moved at all, and was grinning. She waved at them.

“Astounding,” her mother said, turning back around, “I have to say it does not surprise me. Pinkie certainly had a way of lighting up the household ever since she started putting parties together.”

Discord smiled brightly and nodded, “Absolutely. It will be a shame when she eventually graduates. I can only hope she continues to be involved in the school after the fact. She would make a wonderful teacher.”

Pinkie spoke up then, “I thought about stuff like that! I figure I can volunteer for certain things here after I do graduate! I’ll see what I can do!”

“Mm, perhaps that would work,” her mother agreed. “I fancied the idea of Pinkamena one day pursuing a teacher career.”

“Most assuredly, Ponyville as a whole is better for having her,” Discord smiled.

Pinkie blushed, all the while making some lewd gestures, obvious promises of what was to come after her parents left.

“It seems we worried for nothing,” Mr. Pie said, “The Cakes have certainly done well in giving her what she’s needed.”

Discord smiled as Pinkie’s parents stood up, shaking his hand, “It was lovely meeting you, Mr and Mrs Pie,” he said as they nodded curtly and quickly took their leave, “...Well, your parents are certainly rigid as wood.”

“Yepperoonie!” Pinkie said, coming over to his, “But you should meet my older sister, Maud! She’s way more stiffy and talks in monotone!” She grinned however, “But I love her so much! She’s the best sister ever!”

“Oh really? Tell me about her,” Discord smiled.

“Well, she’s very passionate about rocks! It’s pretty funny to hear her talk about them!” Pinkie giggled, “She taught me so many things since I was a kid. How to make a special kind of rock candy, writing poems, sewing, and even different kinds of rocks! She travels around the world, going on expeditions for archeology rock stuff! It’s so cool! She sends me pictures and she’s always bringing back cool stuffies! The best part? We make rock candy necklaces for each other! Ever since we were kids!

“Also, there’s something about her you should know! Don’t worry, she doesn’t mind if I tell people this, so long as I don’t broadcast it over a megaphone!” Pinkie then lowered her voice a little bit, “She’s also an intersex. It was because of her that I got into sex in the first place!”

“Oh really?” Discord asked curiously. He was well aware about intersex people in Equestria. Ponyville High had nine students, including Pinkie’s friend Rainbow Dash. He often wondered how distraught they would be if they found out this information was in their government files, “How did that happen?”

“Well… Sit down! I’ll tell you all about it!” Pinkie brought her chair closer and grinned, “It all started a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…”

Let's Do This On Your Beddy

Pinkie hummed happily as she lay down on the floor in the living room, doodling on some paper with her crayons. She loved rainy days at the farm, as it meant it gave her more time indoors to spend playing with her sisters or her toys. Today was an especially fun day for that, with her younger sisters gone to a concert for the day with their friends, while her father was at a town meeting. Maud was babysitting her for the afternoon, which Pinkie was happy about.

Still, it was odd that Maud seemed to be so quiet. More than usual, at least. What was she even doing upstairs? Pinkie looked up at the stairs, but then shrugged and went back to work. If Maud wanted to see her, she’d let her know.

She puttered as she doodled, glancing back up at the clock. One thing she hadn’t liked was how her parents always treated her like a little kid. Her sisters, being two years younger than her, were trusted to watch the farm on their own. Pinkie, despite being 14, still had her older sister watching her. It made her grumble in discontent sometimes, probably because she wasn’t able to throw any more hosue parties… which now that she thought about it was exactly why she had to be watched in the first place.

There was the quiet sound upstairs of a door opening, and Maud’s voice.

“Pinkie. Come up here,” she said tonelessly.

Grinning, Pinkie pushed aside her discontent and hurried up the stairs. Even with needing to be watched, the best part about it was just being around her beloved older sister. She went to Maud’s room, coming into the doorway.

“Hey, Maud! What’s up? What’cha need? Rocks? Rock candy? Finding rocks? Rock lobster? Rock’em Sock’Em robots?” She grinned.

“I need your help with this,” Maud said, standing up to show the tent in her sweatpants.

Pinkie’s eyes went wide as she realized what was going on. She blushed a little bit, “R-Really? Me? ...But why me?”

“You’re here. And you’re cute,” Maud said matter-of-factly as she slid her pants down enough to free her erection.

Looking at Maud’s genitals, Pinkie blushed a bit more. It wasn’t the first time she’d seen them, but it wasn’t often she ended up doing so at this age. Obviously under guidance of their parents.

“Are you sure, Maud? Wouldn’t you rather have a pretty girl your age doing this? I don’t want you getting caught…” Pinkie said, approaching her, “I’ll help you, but I don’t want you getting in troublies.”

“I’m sure. It’s been a bother for weeks,” Maud said, coming closer, “I can’t focus with this always demanding attention.”

“Okay…” Pinkie murmured, meeting her sister’s eyes. She reached for her length, nervously, “How should I do it? Do I use my hand or my mouthie?”

“Either is fine,” Maud leaned down and kissed Pinkie’s forehead, backing up and sitting down in her desk chair.

Pinkie gave a smile, feeling warm from her little gesture. She reached over, grabbing hold of Maud’s length in a gentle but secure grip. Slowly, she worked her hand up and down, admiring the soft and warm feel of the organ.

“Wooow… And it’s sooo much bigger than I remember…” Pinkie murmured.

Maud gave a soft sigh, her hand coming up to pat Pinkie’s shoulder, “Thanks.”

“You’re welcome, Maud…” Pinkie smiled more, stroking a little faster. “You know I’d do anything for you.”

“Anything?” Maud asked, raising an eyebrow.

Pinkie nodded as she looked down at her length, “Of coursies! Anything!”

Maud glanced down Pinkie’s body, toward her jeans. Pinkie’s normally high metabolism had slowed down in the last year, and she’d begun putting on weight quickly. Maud liked it. It made Pinkie look cuddly. If she was being honest with herself, she wasn’t just asking Pinkie for a favor. She’d had an eye for her little sister for about a year now.

“How about we go all the way?” she suggested.

Looking up with surprise, Pinkie’s cheeks matched her hair, “R-Really?! With me? You’d want to do that? B-But Maud! You should save yourself for someone you lovey! I’m just your little sister…”

“So?” Maud asked.

“You really… wouldn’t mind that?” Pinkie murmured, still stroking her length.

Maud let out a quiet groan, “I asked, didn’t I?”

“...Okay, Maud,” Pinkie met her gaze again, “I think if I’m going to do it the first time with anybody, at least it’d be my sister!”

“Great. How about now?” Maud asked, patting her head.

“Okay,” Pinkie nodded, stroking her a little more, “Um, but I’m not too wet! I should do that too…”

“Stand up, come here,” Maud instructed, sitting up straight and taking her length out of Pinkie’s hand.

Pinkie did so, going over to her and looking at her questioningly. Maud took her by the hips and laid her against her desk, unfastening her jeans and sliding them off of her. With a stone-like brevity to the whole thing, she slid Pinkie’s panties aside and dragged her tongue over her little sister’s nethers.

“A-Aaaahh!” Pinkie gasped in surprise, feeling a wave of pleasure like never before. She was aware about sex, but had never truly taken the time to explore it herself. It seemed so odd and confusing to her. But now, sharing this moment with her sister, it was astounding. It felt good. So good. Especially with Maud performing it. She shuddered a little, whimpering, “M-Maud… that feels weird! But so good!”

Maud made a small noise as she started licking faster and deeper. Pinkie tasted sweet. Somehow she’d known that her sister would, but it was sweeter than she could even imagine. She reached around and squeezed her rear as she slid her tongue into her, feeling her getting damp.

“Mmmm! Ooohh…! Oh, Maud…” Pinkie moaned, grabbing hold of her shoulders, “Please don’t stop! It feels soooo goodie!”

She didn’t. She had no intention of stopping. Even her aching member was lost from her mind as she absorbed herself in how good Pinkie tasted. She pulled back just enough to tear Pinkie’s panties off and throw them aside before diving back in.

Pinkie squealed in pleasure, all the more thrilled by what was happening. Even the tiny voice in her mind telling her this was wrong just about silenced itself! She moaned louder, clutching at her hair, “Maud… Maud…. ooohh… Maud!”

“You taste good,” Maud said briskly, reaching down to stroke herself as she lapped up Pinkie’s increasing wetness.

“Mmm… ooh thank yoouuu…” Pinkie moaned, bucking her hips lightly, “A-Aah! Maud! I-I feel funny!”

“You’re gonna come,” Maud muttered as she continued to eat her sister out.

“C-Come ...where? We’re going somewhere?”

“No. Just wait for it,” Maud sighed as she wrapped her lips around Pinkie’s nub.

“Nnnghhh!” Pinkie cried, feeling the strange but pleasurable sensation grow within her. It felt like the urge to urinate, or to scratch a growing inch. Except a lot nicer. She panted a little, clutching her sister tightly. The sensation grew stronger, stronger and stronger! Right until she felt like bursting! “A-Aaah!”

She felt her body go limp and relax, all the while liquid released from herself.

Maud whimpered quietly as she drank down Pinkie’s juices, her hand stroking her member faster and faster. “Oh to hell with it…” she said as she stood up and brought Pinkie’s head down to push the head of her member to her lips, “I’m almost there,” she said, stroking herself faster.

Pinkie eagerly grabbed her length, closing her lips around the tip without thinking about it. She suckled gently, licking all over that she could. Maud stroked harder and harder, until she finally let out a stiff groan as she released into Pinkie’s mouth. It was a little surprising, even making her gag slightly. But Pinkie took in as much as she could, surprisingly enjoying the flavour.

“Mmm…” Pinkie cooed, lapping up the gooey substance and licking the tip of Maud’s member.

Maud pulled back and sat back down, breathing a sigh of relief as she felt her length deflating in her lap, “Oh… that feels so much better…”

Pinkie giggled, sitting up on her lap and nuzzling her, “Maud? ...Can we snuggle, too?”

Maud didn’t say anything, only wrapped her arms around Pinkie’s waist and pulled her in closer, kissing her hair. Giving a bright smile, Pinkie snuggled closer to her sister and felt a warmth in her chest. They’d bonded in so many ways before, but never had she imagined they would in this way, too. She hoped they could do this again. To feel the immense pleasure, to share in a strong bond. Something just for the two of them to enjoy.

“I love you, Maud…” Pinkie kissed her cheek sweetly.

“I love you too, Pinkie,” Maud said quietly as her member started to swell against Pinkie’s rear.

“You’re the bestiest,” Pinkie cooed, giggling, “I’ll help you with this anytime.”

Maud moaned quietly, kissing Pinkie’s cheek as she found herself back to a full erection again, “That may be sooner rather than later.”

“Oooh…” Pinkie giggled, then nuzzled her, “Let’s do this on your beddy…”

Maud stood up, taking Pinkie with her as she swung around and dropped her little sister onto her bed, making the tiniest of smiles as she stepped out of her sweatpants and knelt down in front of her sister.

Giggling, Pinkie smiled brightly at her, taking off her shirt and tossing it aside. She rarely wore a bra unless she was going out, so she left herself exposed. Not that she minded by this point. Pinkie felt excited to see Maud’s seemingly uninterested eyes wandering along her naked form, taking it all in.

“You’re pretty,” Maud said as she crawled over her, the tip of her length brushing against Pinkie’s thigh.

“Thank you….” Pinkie blushed, giggling as she spread her legs a little more, “You can put it in, Maud! I’m ready for you…”

Maud shuddered slightly as she lined herself up with Pinkie’s sex, looking down at her and kissing her forehead as she slid herself in.

“A young love,” Discord chuckled as he patted Pinkie’s back, “So how did your parents find out about you two?”

“Weeell… one day, we were out doing our chores… And I was feeling kinda horny!” Pinkie giggled, stretching her muscles for a moment and then relaxing, “Since Mama and Daddy were home, I said to Maud that we should go in the barn! Poor Maud was trying to talk me out of it, but only half-heartedly! So we went into the barn and got all super into it! Ooh yeah! Funsies! Unfortunately, we lost track of the time, and Mama came out to find us when we didn’t answer her calls from the house. She found us together, alerted Daddy, and the secret was out!”

Mr Pie paced up and down the kitchen as his two daughters sat at the table. Pinkie was looking down at the floor, while Maud was looking straight ahead. Stone-faced as she could possibly be.

“Unbelievable,” he whispered, his hands quivering in anger, “Unbelievable! What in the name of Celestia has gotten into the two of you?!”

Maud blinked, once, keeping her usual stone-faced countenance, “I wanted her. I wanted to get that close to her.”

Pinkie said nothing, she just looked down at the floor and sniffled a bit.

“I am very disappointed in you, Maud! Pinkie doesn’t know any better! You’re the older sister, you’re supposed to take care of her!” their father yelled, slamming his hands onto the table, “How dare you take advantage of your baby sister like that!”

“I didn’t do anything she didn’t want me to, Dad,” Maud said tonelessly, “I wouldn’t do that to her.”

“Don’t play dumb with me, young lady! Pinkie didn’t know any better and you exploited that!” their father barked, “Tomorrow you’re going to boarding school!”

“Daddy, NO!” Pinkie screeched, now wide-eyed and crying. She ran to Maud, clinging to her, “Don’t send her away! No!”

Maud patted Pinkie’s hair as she didn’t seem to respond.

“She’s going. And that’s final!” their father said, turning on his heel and storming back upstairs.

Beginning to cry, Pinkie climbed into Maud’s lap and cuddled her, “Nooo… Don’t leave me, Maud! I love you… You’re the best sister in the world!”

“I love you too, Pinkie,” Maud said tonelessly as she patted Pinkie’s shoulder.

“It’s not fair… You can’t go! You didn’t do anything wrong with me!” Pinkie whimpered, crying harder and nuzzling into her neck.

“Shhh,” Maud said, rubbing her back, “No crying, Pinkie.”

Pinkie shook her head, “Nooo! You’re going to leave me!” Her normally poofy hair, which had been flattening in the past while, had now completely straightened. It fell limply around her face and down her shoulders, shattering the once bubbly young teenage girl vision. She sniffled loudly, looking up at her sister with bloodshot eyes, “Don’t go, Maud! Please!”

“I’m sorry, Pinkie,” Maud said sadly, patting her back, “I’ll write to you every week.”

“No you won’t, young lady!” their mother said firmly, “You two are going to be separated for quite a while. It’s for your own good!”

“Mom… fuck off,” Maud said tonelessly.

This surprised Pinkie, as she’d never heard Maud swear before. Nonetheless, she snuggled closer, “I’ll write you too, Maud… I’ll send you yummy treats, too…”

Maud gave the tiniest smile as she stroked Pinkie’s hair, their mother flabbergasted at her daughter’s language.

Wiping her eyes, Pinkie sniffled, “Please, Mommy… let me write to her. If you’re going to send her away, at least let us write.”

“I said no, young lady!”

“I’m going to write to her anyway,” Maud said.

“We’ll just tear up the letters.”

“I’ll send her emails.”

“We’ll take her computer!”

“I’ll give her a phone that you can’t find,” Maud glared at their mother, probably the first time she’d ever made any sort of expression in her life.

Their mother was taken aback by her daughter glaring at her, “...Fine… you can write to her.”

Pinkie managed a smile, wiping her eyes again and snuggling against her sister. A little more life was coming back to her hair, but wasn’t fully puffed up yet. “Thank you, Mommy.”

Their mother sighed and pointed to the stairs, “Go to your rooms. And don’t come out for the rest of the day.”

Both sisters wordlessly got up, trudging up the stairs. Pinkie looked at Maud, then whispered to her in a very, very low voice before going to her room.

“I’ll sneak in there tonight…”

“My door’s unlocked,” Maud whispered back before slipping into her bedroom and closing the door.

Pinkie felt her hair puff up again, which even made her feel more cheerful. Things would be okay! At least in some way.

“So you snuck into her room for one last roll in the hay before she left?” Discord chuckled.

Pinkie nodded, exhaling as she smiled, “Mm-hmm. It was a hard time for both of us, and I felt sooo terrible! But I wanted her to know I didn’t regret a single thing that happened. She… told me she would do it all over again. And I knew I would, too.”

“Aw,” Discord smiled as she glanced down at his paperwork for a brief second, “When was the last time you saw her?”

“It was after she left boarding school and started her new job,” Pinkie smiled, “We arranged to meet shortly after I moved to Ponyville. She told me she was going to start traveling, but we spent the week together, just the two of us! After that, she left overseas, and keeps in touch with me by e-mails. Mama and Daddy think we’re not up to our trysts, so they don’t care! She comes to visit sometimes when she’s free. In fact… she’s coming by in two weeks!” She bounced a bit, giggling happily, “I am so introducing her to you!”

Discord snickered, “I’ll look forward to the opportunity.

One Night Stands With Pinkie’s Sister

“So how’s the husband?” Rainbow asked with a smirk as Pinkie sat down at the table.

“Oh, Dashie!” Pinkie laughed, giving her a playful swat, “You’re so silly! What hubby? I’m not married!”

“Not yet maybe,” Rainbow laughed as Rarity and Twilight sat down with them, “But I can already hear two sets of wedding bells.”

“Can’t say I disagree…” Twilight said, looking at Pinkie, “You and Principal Discord have been spending a lot of time together. Some of which without having sex!”

“Well, of course!” Pinkie giggled, waving it off, “We can have fun with or without sexy time, Twi-Twi!”

“You’ll forgive me if I find that hard to believe, darling,” Rarity chuckled.

“There you guys are,” Ascentia said as she sat down beside Twilight, “You and Rarity have the same hair. Hard to tell which is which from behind.”

“For the last time, it’s not purple!” Twilight pouted, “It’s indigo.”

“And my hair is far more well kept, darling,” Rarity scoffed.

“Oh, forgive me. I’m just… what did Rainbow call me? Tall, red and all about that bass?” Ascentia asked with a smirk.

Rainbow blew a raspberry, grinning. “Guilty as charged.”

“Oh, Kitten…” Twilight rolled her eyes playfully, chuckling, “What am I going to do with you?”

“Oooh, what are you going to do with me?” Ascentia snickered.

This made Twilight blush, “Kitten! Come on… not yet! I told you I wasn’t ready…”

“That’s not what happened the other day at the wave pool,” Ascentia snickered as she patted Twilight’s back.

“What happened?” Rainbow asked, looking up from her lunch.

“Twilight started groping my snatch,” Ascentia laughed.

Twilight blushed more and looked away.

“Ooh, did you, dear?” Rarity giggled, “My oh my!”

Rainbow laughed and sat back, giving Twilight a smirk, “Damn, Twi’s a dirty girl!”

“I’m soooo proud of you, Twi-Twi!” Pinkie hugged her, nuzzling her cheek, “Our little baby Twi-Twi is growing up!”

“...Pinkie… I’m seven months older than you,” Twilight sweatdropped, patting her arm.

“So what made ya do it?” Rainbow smirked, making the Bow Chicka Wow Wow sound.

“I was impulsive… I wanted to stop being a prude,” Twilight looked away, rubbing her arm a little, “And Kitten gave me the little cutesy begging voice I couldn’t resist if I tried.”

“Aw, what’d she say?” Rainbow asked, leaning back in her chair.

“...She said ‘pwease’.”

“Really? ‘Pwease touch my cooch, Twiley’?” Rainbow snickered, looking over to Ascentia.

Ascentia simply sat there, not saying anything and whistling innocently.

“I refuse to dignify that with a response,” Twilight pouted.

“So she’s hot and she’s cute? Damn, you got the full package right there,” Rainbow laughed.

“Agreed! We’re happy for you, Twi-Twi!” Pinkie grinned, patting her back. She then paused, tapping her chin, “Rare-bear… where’s Applejackie?”

Rarity’s eyes went wide, “Erm… why are you asking me? I wouldn’t know…”

“Probably because the two of you came here together,” Ascentia remarked, “I saw you getting out of her truck.”

“That’s because she offered to give me a ride,” Rarity said, averting her gaze, “That doesn’t mean anything!”

“Sooo… you mean to say that she drove all the way from Sweet Apple Acres to your place, then double-backed all the way to school?” Rainbow said, and snickered, “Uh-huh. Sure.”

Pinkie giggled, before she felt a small, but firm, hand clap down on her shoulder.

“Hey Pinkie,” came Maud’s voice from behind her.

All at once, Pinkie’s mood brightened as her grin threatened to split her face in half. She stood up, turning around to face her sister, “Oh my gosh, Maud! You’re here! You’re here!” She immediately threw her arms around her, nuzzling her cheek, “I missed you!”

Maud gave a small smile as she patted her back, “I missed you too.”

“Aw Maud, you look terrific!” Pinkie cooed, bringing her hands to her face and caressing her cheeks, “C’mere, you!” She leaned in and kissed her sweetly, bringing her sister closer.

Twilight, Rarity and Rainbow all became wide-eyed as they watched Pinkie and her sister kissing. Ascentia wrapped an arm around Twilight and smiled.

“Uh… aren’t they supposed to be sisters?” Twilight whispered to neither of them in particular.

Maud’s hands came down to squeeze Pinkie’s rear, pulling her in closer as she gently pressed against her.

“I guess there’s more going on than meets the eyes,” Ascentia snickered.

“Good gracious…” Rarity blushed heavily, now taking out her phone and typing on it.

Rainbow brought her hands down to her crotch, squirming a bit, “Uh, ‘scuse me, guys. I’m gonna go to the bathroom…!” She got up, not waiting for an answer, and dashed off.

Pinkie and Maud broke apart and Maud sat down, with Pinkie sitting in her lap and subtly grinding her rear into Maud’s groin.

“So… you wanna introduce us, Pinkie?” Twilight asked.

“Yepperoonie!” Pinkie grinned, “This is my sister, Maud! Maud, that’s Twilight Sparkle, her girlfriend Ascentia Kortai, that’s Rarity, and the girl who just ran off was Rainbow Dash! Two of my friends, Applejack and Fluttershy aren’t here yet! Applejackie is who-knows-where and Flutter-butter wasn’t feeling well so she’s napping in the nurse’s office!”

“We’ve met,” Maud said tonelessly.

Twilight and Rarity looked confused, “Uh… no we haven’t…”

“Not you. Her,” Maud said, pointing to Ascentia, “We’ve met.”

Ascentia nodded, “Nice to see you again, Maud,” she smiled.

“Oooh! What a small world!” Pinkie whistled, grinning, “Details! Details!”

Ascentia and Maud both stifled a snicker, “Are you sure you want the details?” Ascentia asked.

Twilight’s eyes went wide, Rarity’s jaw dropped, and Pinkie blinked. Then she grinned.

“Ohhhh, I get it! Now I really want the details!” Pinkie said eagerly, covertly grinding a bit in Maud’s lap.

Ascentia glanced around, seeing the cafeteria was mostly empty save for that one blonde girl who was in the individual education program, and nodded, “Alright. Maud was going to a community college out in South Ashfield. This was about a year ago. We met at a coffee shop and hooked up for a bit.”

Twilight’s jaw dropped.

“We weren’t really dating. She just took me back to her dorm for a weekend and pounded my ass into the bed,” Ascentia chuckled, “That happened maybe… four different weekends.”

“...Buh?” Was all Twilight could manage.

“Wooooow!” Pinkie gaped, then smiled brightly as she kissed Maud’s cheek, “Way to go, Maud! I’m soooo proud of you!”

Maud smiled and patted Pinkie’s hair.

“You… had one night stands with Pinkie’s sister?” Rarity asked quietly.

Ascentia nodded, “Each weekend we did, I wasn’t allowed to leave her dorm room,” she chuckled, “I had to stay there, naked and ready to go whenever she came back from her errands.”

Pinkie giggled at this, nuzzling Maud’s cheek, “Awww, Maud… that must’ve been so fun!”

Maud nodded, “I liked having a sex toy back at my room,” she patted Pinkie’s back as she felt herself growing stiff under her.

“That sounds awesome!” Pinkie giggled, then leaned to her ear, whispering, “It’s great you did that, Maud. I miss being your sex toy…”

Twilight turned to Ascentia, “Did you… know about them?”

“Maud used to always say I reminded her of her sister,” Ascentia chuckled, “When she’s got her cock buried in my ass at the time, you kind of infer.”

“True, I guess that makes-wait,” Twilight looked at her now, “What do you mean ‘her cock’?”

Ascentia raised an eyebrow, “Maud’s an Intersex. She has a cock.”

Twilight’s jaw dropped, “Wait… really?”

Maud stood up, setting Pinkie on the table, and lifted her dress. Giving the girls a shameless view of her growing erection underneath.

“Oh, goodness!” Rarity looked away in shock. Then stole a peek.

“...Wow…” Twilight blinked, averting her gaze for a moment as well, then glancing again.

Ascentia nodded as she glanced toward it. Maud had gotten bigger since she’d last seen her. Maud herself chuckled and let her dress fall back into place, casually strolling around the table, “It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, ya know…”

Ascentia put her hand up on Maud’s stomach and chuckled, “Whoa there. I have a girlfriend now, Maud.”

Now Twilight looked up, biting in her lip. As Pinkie studied her reaction, she could see mixed emotions in the moment. It was understandable, she knew Twilight was new to this sort of thing, let alone how to even deal with it. She leaned over to her friend, gently tapping her shoulder.

“Are you okay, Twi-Twi?”

Ascentia’s arm wrapped tighter around Twilight’s shoulder. While Pinkie was tending to Twilight, she was having to deal with Maud.

“I have one too, we still had fun,” Maud gave the tiniest of smirks.

“Twilight’s… not like that. She’s very traditional that way,” Ascentia smiled, “Sorry.”

Maud shrugged and sat back down next to her sister, kissing her cheek.

Twilight looked between the two, then at Pinkie, sighing, “I don’t know, Pinkie. This is pretty… surprising, really.”

“Aww, don’t worry!” Pinkie patted her shoulder, “You don’t have to worry so much. You just have to be honest about how you feel!”

“Something wrong, sweetie?” Ascentia asked, kissing Twilight’s cheek as she wrapped her in a hug.

“No, nothing’s wrong,” Twilight shook her head and nuzzled her, “Don’t worry about it.”

“Are ya sure?” Ascentia asked, softly stroking her cheek, “You look distressed…”

“Can we… um,” Twilight glanced around, “Go talk in private?”

“Sure,” Ascentia smiled, taking her by the hand and leading her out and into the hall toward an empty classroom, “What’s the matter?”

For a few moments, Twilight paced, not quite looking at her. She bit her lip, sighed, and then rocked on her feet a bit. It took nearly a minute before she started speaking, “Kitten, I… I don’t know about all this.”

Ascentia sat up on the teacher’s desk, “About what, sweetie?”

“This! This whole… thing you had with Pinkie’s sister,” Twilight wrung her fingers, “I could just see how much the both of you would have enjoyed having fun again. But then you tell her you can’t, given my, erm… attitude. And I felt crushed.”

Ascentia looked confused, “You felt… crushed… because I told Maud… no I’m not going to cheat on my girlfriend right there in front of her? Or at all? I’m sorry Twilight, I don’t follow…”

“No, just the fact you’re holding yourself back for what you want. I didn’t realize I put that sort of pressure on you. She obviously did things I never can do for you! And why shouldn’t I let you enjoy that? Life’s too short,” Twilight turned away, exhaling heavily.

Ascentia cocked an eyebrow, “Uh… Twilight… you are aware that the idea of an open relationship is kind of a new thing, right? Like… it’s not the rule, it’s the exception.”

“I know, I know!” Twilight whirled back around, “But what then? Now that an opportunity has presented itself to you, aren’t you going to regret not taking it?”

“Hmm… well… I could have anal sex with Maud right now… or, since modern technology is amazing, I could have anal sex with you later down the road,” Ascentia smiled cheekily, “I mean, you haven’t stopped staring at my keister since we met, so I know that’ll be fun.”

Twilight blushed heavily, glancing away, “Well, yes, that goes without saying. I just… I don’t want you to end up unhappy because you decided not to do something for my sake.”

“...Wow, I never thought I’d have to teach a newbie at dating about monogamy of all things,” Ascentia laughed as she stood up and wrapped her arms around Twilight’s waist, kissing her cheek.

“I know very well about monogamy!” Twilight blushed, “We just hadn’t discussed if we would be or not.”

“It was kind of implied with the whole ‘dating’ thing,” Ascentia chuckled, getting up and wrapping her arm around Twilight.

“I know, but… never mind. Why don’t we just go back out there before the girls start getting ideas?”

Ascentia smiled and lifted Twilight up, setting her on her hip as she kissed her cheek, “I love you,” she said as she carried her toward the door.

Twilight blushed and nuzzled her shoulder, “I love you too, Kitten.”

When they finally returned to the cafeteria, they were greeted by the side of Pinkie with her shorts pulled down as she rode Maud’s lap, giving her sister a nuzzle each time she came down. Rarity and Fluttershy were both looking away, each stealing a glance.

“Well looks like they did get ideas after all,” Ascentia remarked, sitting down with Twilight in her lap.

“Somehow, I’m not even surprised,” Twilight scrunched up her lips.

“Hey y’all, sorry Ah’m late, had some truck trouble,” Applejack trotted over to them with a grin, “So how’s everythin’ goin’ over-” Her jaw dropped the moment she saw what was going on. She stole a discreet glance toward Rarity, then sighed, “On second thought, don’t answer that.”

“This is Pinkie’s sister, Maud,” Ascentia said as she cuddled Twilight under her chin.

Applejack dared take a glance at the two sisters, seeing them engaged in a heated liplock amidst Pinkie riding her. She blushed and shook her head, “Ah would never have guessed,” she said without irony.

“It’s Pinkie Pie, don’t question it,” Rarity scoffed as she crossed her legs and sat back, preferring to watch Ascentia and Twilight snuggling.

“Ah don’t plan to,” Applejack said, sitting down next to her and opting to do the same.

“I… think I’ll go find Dashie…” Fluttershy giggled nervously, getting up and leaving.

“So…. now what?” Twilight asked neither of them in particular.

Applejack shrugged and sat down beside Rarity, “Ah suppose we wait for these two to finish.”

“It’s all we can do at this point,” Rarity sipped her box of apple juice.

Ascentia nodded as she felt a hand sliding over her breasts, “What the… can’t keep your hands off me, eh?” she smirked down at Twilight.

Twilight blushed and looked away, “It’s hard not to get ideas, okay?”

“Aw, you poor widdle thing,” Ascentia cooed softly as she stroked her hair.

Blushing more, Twilight buried her face into her neck. Just as she managed to relax, it was then that Pinkie let out a loud squeal of pleasure.

“Woohoooooo!” Pinkie fell limp against Maud, giggling and nuzzling her hair.

Maud patted Pinkie’s back, nuzzling her as the two of them cuddled in their awkward position, “I love you…”

“And I love you, too!” Pinkie cooed, nuzzling her back and giggling.

Blinking a few times, Applejack leaned toward Rarity, “So… they’re supposed to be sisters,” whispered.

“Yep,” Rarity responded.

“Experimented at a young age?”

“Yes.”

“Formed a stronger bond?”

“Seems so.”

“Separated for a while?”

“Perhaps.”

“Now they can’t keep their hands off each other?”

“Yep.”

“I gotta admit, I’ve seen weirder,” Applejack shook her head as she laid an arm over Rarity’s shoulder.

Rarity gave a little smile, “Mm-hmm. I think it could be worse.”

Cock, Penis, Wang, Weiner, Wee-Wee, Dick, Dong

There was a rapid, pounding knock on Discord’s door as he glanced up from his ship in triangular bottle, “Enter.”

The door opened, with Pinkie coming right in, holding Maud’s hand as she pulled her inside, “Hey, Dissy! Look who’s here! A day early, no less! This is my sister, Maud! Maud, this is our Principal, Discord! He’s soooo cool!”

Discord stood up and offered his hand, “Nice to meet you, Maud.”

Maud took his hand and shook it, “Likewise…”

Discord frowned slightly, “Is she sedated or just like that?”

Pinkie smiled, waving it off, “That’s just the way she is! Don’t take it personally.”

“Well alright then,” Discord smiled as she offered the two of them a chair, “How are you, Maud?”

“Better, now that I’m here,” Maud replied. She studied him, although it looked more like she was staring at nothing, “Pinkie tells me you two see each other, too.”

Discord nodded, “That we do. She was too much of a delight to turn her down.”

“Yeppies!” Pinkie giggled happily, “The first time I’ve ever done that with a Principal!”

“I see,” Maud crossed one leg over the other, “I’m fine with that. Pinkie talks so much about you in her e-mails. You treat her well. That’s good.”

“Well that’s good. I met your parents a few days ago. They were a delight,” Discord snickered.

Maud raised an eyebrow, ever slightly. “I’m sensing sarcasm.”

“I was there, too!” Pinkie giggled, “It was not a doozy but a tiny doozy!”

Maud wrapped an arm around Pinkie’s shoulder and pulled her in, nuzzling her hair, “Did they behave themselves?”

Pinkie nodded, “For the most part, yeah. They did have to mention all of that stuff, though.”

Maud nuzzled closer and gently rubbed her back, “Are you okay?”

“Yeah,” Pinkie nuzzled her back and kissed her cheek, “They don’t suspect a thing, not with us or what I do at school. But hearing all that again was kind of saddy-waddy.”

“I suppose there’s a reason you live at Sugarcube Corner?” Discord asked curiously.

“I got her the apartment,” Maud said tonelessly, “I’ve been paying for it while she’s in school.”

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie said, brightening now, “And I’m going to pay it all back in full once I finish school and can work there full time!”

Maud shook her head and patted Pinkie’s shoulder.

“So what made you get Pinkie her apartment?” Discord asked.

Maud spun Pinkie’s chair around and lifted her shirt, showing Discord the array of visible, white lines over Pinkie’s back, much to Pinkie’s yelping surprise, “I found out what was going on at home.” She said, wheeling Pinkie back around.

Pinkie wiggled a little bit, “Hee hee, cold!”

“Goodness, what happened?” Discord asked.

“Our father tried to get Pinkie to stop experimenting by whipping her with his belt,” Maud said, the tiniest hint of anger in her voice, “When I found out, I came right home and took Pinkie away from them.”

Pinkie nodded, wringing her fingers, “I remember all that so clearly. It hurt, but I tried to stay strong. So I wouldn’t worry my two younger sisters. But eventually, it was too much for me. I told Maud everything from a payphone in town.”

Discord laid a hand on Pinkie’s leg, “I’m so sorry…”

“It’s okay,” Pinkie smiled, patting his hand, “Maud came and took me away, like she said. We just drove as far away as we could, and eventually made it here to Ponyville. Ooh, then as luck would have it, we saw a flyer advertising an apartment for rent above Sugarcube Corner! Helloooooo dream home!”

Discord chuckled, “You in a bakery? I can see why you’re so hyper.”

“Hee! Yep!” Pinkie hugged her sister, nuzzling her cheek, “We met Mr. and Mrs. Cake, told them what was going on, and I demonstrated by baking abilities. To toot my own horn, I was pretty darn good! Hired me on the spot and let me have the spare roomie!”

“So you’re paying her expenses so she can still go to school?” Discord asked, to which Maud nodded.

“She can only work part time. She should keep what little money she makes,” Maud said.

“But it’ll work out once I finish school,” Pinkie said with a grin, “Still, it was a great step for me! I felt so much more at home at Sugarcube Corner. The Cakes are super duper sweet people and like surrogate parents to me, I just love my job, and this town is wonderfulness of awesome! So if not for Maud intervening, I wouldn’t even be here right now!”

Maud wrapped her arms around Pinkie and hugged her tightly, kissing her forehead as she pulled her sister into her lap, “I’m gonna give you some extra money so you can get some new clothes. Your pants are wearing out.”

“You noticed?” Pinkie pouted a little, “Okay… but the only reason is because the Cakes did offer me a little extra pay, but then there was a storm and the roof needs to be fixed.”

“I’ll take care of it,” Maud said, kissing her forehead.

Pinkie pouted, but couldn’t resist as she nuzzled Maud and kissed her cheek, “Okay, Maud… Thankies, anyway!”

Discord came around and patted Pinkie’s shoulder, “You two are the sweetest things I’ve ever seen,” he smiled.

“Aww, thankies!” Pinkie giggled, petting his hand and nuzzling Maud’s shoulder, “She’s the best sister ever!”

“Would you like a backrub, Pinkie?” Discord asked, kissing the top of her head.

“Okay!” Pinkie nodded, grinning.

Discord pulled Pinkie back into her chair, turning it so she was straddling the back and facing her sister as he began to rub her already tense shoulders, “Goodness, I unwind your back and you just wind it up again,” he chuckled.

“Sowwy!” Pinkie giggled, looking at Maud with a wave, “Hiiii!”

Maud gave a tiny smile and waved back, “Hi Pinkie.”

“I don’t suppose you need any helpie, do you?” Pinkie grinned.

Maud chuckled and patted her head, “You’re always one to multitask, aren’t you?”

“Yepperoonie patootie!” Pinkie winked.

Maud mulled it over for a little bit, before smiling and standing up, stroking Pinkie’s cheek, “I guess so…”

“Woohoo!” Pinkie giggled, leaning back slightly, “Your wishy is my command, Maud!”

Maud lifted up her dress, exposing her erection and bringing it to Pinkie’s lips, “Love you, Pinkie…”

“And I love you, Maudie!” Pinkie blew her a kiss, then leaned over to kiss the tip of her length. She then gently grasped it, running her tongue along the head.

Maud hummed quietly as she ran her hands through Pinkie’s hair while Discord rubbed her shoulders and chuckled. She closed her eyes and leaned her head back a little, the feeling of her sister’s tongue being something she’d missed for a very long time.

“Mmm…” Pinkie cooed, relishing the combined wonders of a backrub and suckling her sister’s genitals. It was something she’d missed all this time, and was always glad to relive. Humming a little, she closed her mouth around the head, suckling harder.

Discord rubbed lower onto her back as he watched the show in front of him with a smile, “Well you two are just the sweetest things.”

Pinkie giggled appreciatively, bobbing her head lightly as much as she could. “Mmmmm!”

Maud breathed softly as she rubbed Pinkie’s head, leaning down and kissing her poofy hair, “Oh Pinkie… I love you so much…” she whispered.

Pulling away a bit, Pinkie giggled and reached up to tousle her hair, “I love you too, Maud! Soooo many bunches!”

Maud smiled and stroked Pinkie’s ear, glancing up briefly at Discord and seemingly flashing him a ‘Don’t you dare hurt my baby sister’ glare. Discord chuckled and nodded as he kneaded Pinkie’s shoulders.

Humming happily, Pinkie angled herself up a little bit for better access. She bobbed her head a little faster, eagerly deep-throating Maud’s member. Maud groaned softly, her stony demeanour being threatened by Pinkie’s well practiced mouth. She shuddered as she stroked her sister’s hair.

“Pinkie… I’m almost…” she breathed.

Giggling around her length, Pinkie went faster. She moaned from Discord’s ministrations along her back, making her shudder slightly. “Mm-mm-mmmm-mmm!”

Maud bit her lip and tensed her back as she leaned her head back, “Where… where should I…” she trailed off quietly.

Pinkie smiled as best she could, indicating for her to release in her mouth.

Maud finally stopped holding back and gripped Pinkie’s hair as she released her seed into her sister’s mouth, giving small, gentle thrusts to milk herself as she held Pinkie’s head against her groin. Relishing the delicious taste, Pinkie swallowed every bit that she could and hummed happily. She licked along her length, giggling and then pulling her mouth away.

“Aw Maud… you’re still so yummy!” Pinkie cooed, grinning up at her.

“I’m gonna be in town the whole week,” Maud smiled as she patted Pinkie’s hair.

“Yay! Then we’ll have all kinds of funsies!” Pinkie giggled.

“I’ve never seen two people more in love than you two,” Discord chuckled as he kissed the top of Pinkie’s head.

Pinkie blushed and giggled happily, hugging Maud around the waist, “What can I say, Maud is the best sister ever! I love her sooooo much!”

“I can see that,” Discord chuckled as the bell rang, “Oh, well that’s lunch over, isn’t it? I’m going to write you an exemption from your afternoon classes. Go spend some time with your sister.”

“Really?! Aw, Dissy, you’re too much!” Pinkie squealed happily. She hopped up from the chair and gave him a hug, “Thank yooooou! You’re the bestiest!”

Discord patted her rear and kissed the top of her head, “You two have fun.”

“Your friends are nice,” Maud said as the two of them strolled down one of Ponyville’s main streets, her constantly returning erection visible through her dress. She seemed unphased by this as she wrapped an arm around Pinkie’s shoulders.

“Yep! They are!” Pinkie smiled, “I know they like you, too! But I guess being the way you are might put them off a little bit.”

Maud shrugged, “It looked like they were more preoccupied with the fact that you were grinding me in your seat.”

“That too,” Pinkie giggled, kissing her cheek, “I couldn’t help it. I missed you!”

“I missed you too,” Maud kissed Pinkie’s hair as they continued down Cadance Drive, “I especially missed that talented mouth of yours,” she let out the tiniest giggle.

Pinkie laughed, nuzzling her cheek, “I missed yours, too! Same for your...situation!”

Maud chuckled quietly, “You can’t just say ‘cock’ can you?” she asked, nuzzling her cheek.

“Cock, penis, wang, weiner, wee-wee, dick, dong!” Pinkie recited with a grin.

“I stand corrected,” Maud rolled her eyes as she squeezed Pinkie’s shoulder, “How are the Cakes treating you?”

“Very well!” Pinkie leaned against her happily, “Between you and me, they’re way better parents to me than Mama and Daddy! Big time!”

Maud’s hand came around to Pinkie’s back, taking a deep breath as she ran her fingers over the scars that were covered by Pinkie’s shirt, “I’m sure they are…”

“Mm-hmm! No problems whatsoever!” Pinkie assured her, kissing her cheek, “I’m happier than I’ve ever been, Maud… All that’s missing is you.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be around more often,” Maud said, nuzzling her as they turned down a smaller street.

Pinkie patted her back, “It’s okay, Maud! Don’t worry! I wouldn’t want you to put your dreams and goals on hold just for me. Besides, once I finish school, we can go on a dig together! Just us!”

Maud smirked as she reached down and squeezed Pinkie’s rear, “I know what we can dig…”

“Oh? And what’s that?” Pinkie smirked, winking.

Maud, being the ever shameless person that she was, stopped Pinkie in her tracks and pushed her down over the back of a bench, grabbing ahold of her jeans, “You,” she said, as the small number of people on the street glanced their way.

“Ooh Maudie!” Pinkie giggled, grinning widely, “Yes! Pwease!”

Maud slid Pinkie’s jeans down and squeezed her plump rear in her hands, her erection throbbing against her dress as she kneaded her sister’s soft skin, “Mmm… you’re so beautiful, Pinkie.”

Pinkie blushed and nuzzled her, “Aww, thankies! You’re so sweet!”

Maud spread Pinkie’s rear apart as she lifted her dress, bringing the tip of her member to her sister’s ring, “Oh I missed you so much…”

We're Gonna Kick Velvet's Ass

“...So then the agent, shocked and disturbed at this point, asks the father ‘what do you call this act?’ And then the father simply says ‘The Aristocrats!’” Ascentia finished.

The only one who laughed was Pinkie. Everyone else was mildly disturbed.

“That was a good one, Asy!” Pinkie giggled.

“Thank you,” Ascentia smiled, refilling her mug. The entire group had decided to hang at Ascentia’s family apartment for the afternoon. It had been a… colorful experience to say the least.

“Sooooo! Where’s Maexxy?” Pinkie asked with a grin.

Twilight, Rainbow and Rarity all winced as their eyes darted around. Fluttershy and Applejack seemed unphased.

“She’s around,” Ascentia smiled as she looked around the apartment, “Ah, there she is. Right up in the corner of the ceiling. Built herself a little perch. Sure enough, Ascentia’s Camel Spider, Maexxna, was perched up on a chandelier in the living room.

“Ooh! Coolie!” Pinkie grinned.

“She’s beautiful!” Fluttershy marveled.

“Oh my,” Applejack said, getting a better look at her, “Ah gotta say, Ah’ve never seen a spider that big before.”

“No no no no no no!” Rainbow squealed in fright, darting behind the nearest person to her, which happened to be Fluttershy, “Nope nope nope nope! Keep her as far from me as possible!”

“I second that notion…” Twilight shook in fright, crawling back on her hands.

Ascentia made kissing sounds, to which Maexxna dropped down from her perch onto Ascentia’s head, nuzzling her hair, “Aw! Mama loves you too, Maexxy!”

“Wow! She’s so tame!” Pinkie exclaimed in amazement, “Can we hold her, too?”

“Oh, yes!” Fluttershy agreed, nodding.

“Noooooo!” Rainbow whined, shaking her head rapidly.

“Oh, don’t be such a sissy, Dashie! Look at her! She’s so cute!” Pinkie giggled, “She wants to be friends!”

“Relax, Rainbow,” Ascentia chuckled, “Maexxy’s completely docile unless you try and hit me. Then she’ll maul your face off like a rabid wolverine.”

“Not. Helping!” Rainbow shook her head rapidly, “Just noooo!”

“Kitten, I love you… that entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys, but no,” Twilight backed away, “I draw the line at creepy crawling insectoids and arachnids.”

“Pfft, we’re not sleeping together, so you don’t get to draw the line at squat,” Ascentia stuck her tongue out, while Maexxna trilled happily, nuzzling into her neck.

Twilight looked offended, “...Excuse me?”

“What I mean is this is my house, this is my spider, and Mama loves her spider,” Ascentia nuzzled Maexxna’s head and stroked her fuzzy body.

“She’s got a point, Twi-Twi!” Pinkie put in.

“Not now, Pinkie,” Twilight waved her off, “Let me put it to you this way, I don’t like spiders. I never did. You can do whatever you like with your spider, I don’t care. But I am not getting near her!”

“....Are you seriously playing the ‘It’s me or the pet’ ultimatum?” Rainbow groaned.

“No, I am not! I just don’t want to go near a spider bigger than my head!” Twilight shook her head rapidly, “My answer is no thank you!”

Ascentia got an uneasy look on her face, “Uh… Twilight… stay still.”

“Huh?”

“Just… trust me. She gets very territorial, especially when it comes to me,” Ascentia said, slowly getting up. That was when Twilight noticed that Maexxna wasn’t nuzzling her neck anymore. She couldn’t see her anywhere.

“....If she’s right above my head right now, I am leaving,” Twilight stated, “And I’m not being cute, I will walk out that door.”

“Well, she’s not above your head,” Ascentia said as she slowly approached her, holding her hands up with her fingers curled like a snake ready to strike, “She’s on your head. And she’s angry. So don’t. Fucking. Move.”

At this point, everyone was staring with wide-eyes. Pinkie was fascinated, however, trying to hold back her “Ooohs” at the sight.

Twilight at this point could feel the mild weight on her head, and closed her eyes, too petrified to move. “...Okay… I’m calm… I’ll remain still… wait for her to calm down, too… and then I’ll… slowly walk out the door… Everything’s fine… everything’s fine…”

Twilight could feel the creeping sensation as Maexxna crawled over her head. And then she came into view, trilling angrily as she seemed to glare right into Twilight’s eyes. Behind her, Twilight could see Ascentia getting closer.

And then Maexxna struck.

Twilight screamed just before she felt a hand cover her eyes, and then a scream of pain as she felt the spider pulled away from her head. The hand came off her eyes and the first thing she saw was Ascentia pushing Maexxna into a large cage with one hand. The other was bleeding profusely.

“Bad girl!” Ascentia scolded sharply through her own groaning, “That’s a bad, bad girl!”

She sat back down, clutching her hand as she started tying off her wrist.

Everyone was silent with shock, not at all sure what to say or even do. The only sounds that were heard was Maexxna’s saddened trilling from her cage. A petrified Twilight shook visibly, tears in her eyes. She then stood up, grabbed her bag, uttering a shameful “Sorry” before she bolted from the apartment, closing the door behind her.

“...Asy?” Pinkie crawled over to her, “Are you okay?”

“That was crazy,” Rainbow remarked with a light whistle.

“Good gracious, she isn’t venomous, is she?” Rarity asked with concern, crawling over to see her hand.

Ascentia nodded, “She is. Call the hospital,” she grunted, watching her hand turn purple as she successfully cut off the circulation.

“I’m on it!” Rarity whipped out her cell phone, dialing rapidly.

“Is there anything else we can do to help?” Fluttershy asked, biting her lip.

“Poor Asy…” Pinkie said sadly.

Ascentia hissed as she watched the wound bleeding, taking great care not to touch it as Rarity called for an ambulance.

“911 Emergency, what’s your-”

“Yes, my friend’s just been bitten by her pet spider,” Rarity said, looking concerned as she glanced back at Ascentia.

“Alright, can you tell me what kind of spider, ma’am?” the dispatcher asked.

“What kind of spider is it, dear?” Rarity asked worriedly.

“Maexxna’s a Solifugae,” Ascentia hissed.

Rarity nodded, repeating this to the dispatcher.

Everyone on the room heard an audible “FUCKING CHRIST!” from the earpiece, along with assurances that paramedics were on their way. The dispatcher hung up, leaving the rest of them confused.

“Uh… am I missing something or-”

“Camel Spider venom is lethal,” Ascentia hissed, tightening the band on her wrist.

“Oh, goodness!” Rarity uttered in shock, “This is terrible!”

“Don’t worry, Asy! We’ll make sure you’re safe and sound!” Pinkie told her. She went over to her, squeezing her shoulder.

After a few minutes, the paramedics came through the door, ushering everyone away from Ascentia as they sat down on either side of her.

“How long ago was the bite?” one of them asked.

“About five minutes ago,” Ascentia groaned.

“And how long was it before you tied off the wound?” the paramedic asked.

“A few seconds after I was bitten,” Ascentia explained.

“Alright, good job,” she assured her as she drew out a scalpel and started making a cut in Ascentia’s hand, opening a fresh wound as blood started to drain out into a pan set in her lap while the other paramedic started preparing a needle.

“Have you ever been bitten by this spider before?” the paramedic asked.

“Once,” Ascentia explained, “When I was really little. I already know the procedure. Go ahead.”

The paramedic nodded as her partner injected Ascentia with anti-venom while she continued draining blood from Ascentia’s hand and cleaning the bite wound.

While the process went along, the rest of the girls stood off to the side, looking from Ascentia to one another.

“Sooo…. who’s going to tell Twilight?” Rainbow asked neither of them in particular.

“We should give her time,” Rarity stated, “Especially since this will be quite a bomb to drop on her.”

“We can text her later,” Fluttershy said.

“I’ll do it!” Pinkie said brightly, “I’ll just tell Twi-Twi to come meet us somewhere and we’ll make sure Asy comes, too! Don’t worry girls, they just need to talk this out!”

“Oh she’s not going anywhere for a while,” the paramedic said, “She doesn’t need to be hospitalized, but she’s going to have to spend a few weeks recovering.”

“...Ohhh…” Pinkie pouted, then sighed, “Asy, you’re going to have to make sure Maexxy-baby stays in her cage!”

“Yeah, I know,” Ascentia groaned as the paramedic injected her with a sedative to put her to sleep in the next half hour.

“Poor Asy-baby…” Pinkie pouted.

“At least she’s okay,” Rainbow said with a sigh of relief, “I can’t imagine how Twilight would feel if something worse happened.”

“Let’s not think of that, dear,” Rarity murmured, “Let’s just make sure she’s all right.”

The paramedics cleaned up Ascentia’s wound and packed up their things, “Can one of you help her into bed? She’s gonna be fine. She’s just going to be really sick for a little while.”

“Of course,” Rarity came over, helping Ascentia stand up steady, “Come now, darling. I’ll make sure you’re comfortable.”

Ascentia accepted the help and winced as Rarity pulled her to her feet, guiding her to her bedroom as the others, sans Pinkie, slowly filed out of the apartment with the paramedics. Rarity laid Ascentia down in bed and tucked her in, Ascentia falling asleep only a few seconds later.

“How’d she get the bite, anyway?” the paramedic asked out in the hall.

“She got it trying to save spidey from biting her girlfriend!” Rainbow declared, whistling.

“Mm-hmm, she intercepted the bite when Maexxna attempted to attack her,” Fluttershy said.

“That spider was a might angry and territorial…” Applejack nodded.

The paramedics both whistled in astonishment, “Damn. She took a Camel Spider bite for that girl? Yowza. You know you love someone when…” the two of them stepped around them and returned to the ambulance waiting outside.

Pinkie sat in the apartment on the floor, in front of Maexna’s cage, holding her cell phone in hand. She looked from her phone to the spider, who was still trilling sadly.

“Don’t worry, Maexy-baby. Asy will be just fine,” Pinkie said sweetly, “And she still loves you.”

Maexxna curled up into a ball and buried herself into the sand in the corner of her cage. She didn’t like being in the cage.

“Yeah, I know… It’s no fun,” Pinkie said with a nod, “I know how that feels, being all trapped and stuck because your parents don’t want you causing trouble… When all you were doing was with good intentions…” She sighed a bit, “But don’t worry about Twi-Twi. She was just a little upset… She didn’t mean to make you mad.”

Maexxna whined quietly as she hid her face.

Pinkie’s phone gave a tiny beep. She glanced down to see a text from Twilight.

‘IS ASCENTIA STILL MAD AT ME?’

Pinkie smiled a bit, then wrote her back, ‘No, Twi-Twi. She’s not mad. But she did get hurt, though. She’ll be just fine, she’s sleeping now.’

‘Sleeping? It’s only 4:30.’

‘Maexy-baby’s bite was venomous. So we made sure to call the paramedics to help Asy. She’s fine, she just needs a few weeks to recover.’ Pinkie wrote back.

There was a few seconds pause, before Twilight messaged back.

‘WHAT?! POISON?! IS SHE ALRIGHT?! IS SHE HURT?! WHAT’S GOING ON?!’

‘It’s okay, Twi-Twi. She’s fine! They did some kind of medical procedure and she’s going to be okay! Camel Spiders are apparently venomous! She knew that, and she saved your life! Isn’t that wonderful, Twi-Twi? She loves you enough to practically take a bullet for you! Or spider bite, in this case!’

‘I’M COMING OVER THERE!’

‘Twi-Twi! Be calm and don’t get upset, okay? Maexy-baby feels bad. She was just protecting Asy, just like Asy was protecting you!’

Twilight didn’t message back. At all. Pinkie could only conclude that she was already tearing across town to get back to Ascentia’s apartment. Pinkie got up and went into Ascentia’s bedroom. She was fast asleep under the covers, her face looking pale.

“Poor Asy,” she pouted as she glanced around, and her attention was directed elsewhere.

Ascentia’s room was messy. Her clothes were scattered everywhere, clutter was lining the shelves, and a smattering of sex toys were strewn across the floor and her dresser. Easily visible to anyone who walked in.

“Wooow… Messy messy, Asy!” Pinkie said, shaking her head, “Twi-Twi’s going to have a field day with this roomie!”

Ascentia rolled over and reflexively wrapped her arms around a plush toy of a purple, winged unicorn, nuzzling it as she murmured in her sleep.

“Awww….” Pinkie cooed, giggling at the sight, “So cute!”

The door burst open and Twilight ran in, looking frantic, “Where is she? Where’s… Kitten!” She dropped to her knees beside the bed and gingerly laid her hand on her shoulder, “Are you okay?”

“She’s sleeping, Twi-Twi,” Pinkie said gently, “We need to let her rest.”

“She’s going to be okay though, right?” Twilight asked hopefully.

Pinkie nodded, “Of course! Asy said she had this happen before, so she knew what to do. We called 911 and they took care of her. She’ll be okay!”

Twilight, having burned off a lot of her anxiety running across town back here, breathed a sigh of relief as she sat with her back against Ascentia’s bed, “Oh.. thank Celestia…” she took deep, calming breaths like Cadance had taught her to as she looked around Ascentia’s bedroom, “...My girlfriend’s a slob.”

Laughing, Pinkie patted her back, “So why don’t we surprise her and clean up? Especially those toys! No no! That’s unsanitary!”

“What’s unsanitary?” Twilight asked, looking down and seeing the dildos and plugs strewn about the floor, “What the… oh Kitten…” she facepalmed.

“Should you really be doing that? That belongs to Ascentia,” Twilight frowned as the two sat at the table.

“It’s okay! I’ll wash it again!” Pinkie waved it off. She giggled, adjusting the vibrator, “Besides, it’s funsies! She won’t care!”

Twilight shrugged as she looked at the box of toys that Pinkie had spent an hour scrubbing and disinfecting, “...Goodness, she really has a lot of anal plugs…”

“Yeppies! Enough to start her own shop!” Pinkie laughed, “She clearly loooves it in the bum bum!”

Twilight plucked out one of the larger ones and looked at it, biting her lip as she imagined Ascentia playing with it, “Yeah… it looks like she does…”

Pinkie giggled, winking at Twilight, “Sooooo! You think you and Asy-baby might do a little something with this?”

Twilight blushed and dropped the plug back into the box, “N-No! I mean… I don’t know… I can’t tell her I’ve been going through her toys while she was asleep…”

“Twi-Twi, we were cleaning for her! She’s going to know we saw them!” Pinkie told her, patting her shoulder. She extracted the toy from herself, giggling. “Want to try it?”

“What? NO!” Twilight balked, pushing away from the table, “I’m not going to use my girlfriend’s sex toys, Pinkie!”

“Suit yourself!” Pinkie giggled, getting up and going to wash the vibrator, “Although… I think I know what you should do next, anyway.”

“What’s that?” Twilight asked, turning around toward her.

Pinkie ran the vibrator through warm water, then glanced at Twilight, “You need to let Maexxy-baby know you’re not a threat to Asy.”

Twilight’s pupils shrank as she glanced toward the cage with Maexxna inside it, “Are you insane?! That thing almost killed her!”

“She was only trying to protect Asy,” Pinkie told her, making sure the vibrator was thoroughly disinfected and clean. She placed it onto the table and rejoined Twilight, “And that’s because Asy was protecting you, Twi-Twi. You need to make peace with her, too. Like it or not, she’s Asy’s baby. You gotta get along with her.”

Twilight glanced back to the cage. Maexxna was up against the bars and staring right at her, growling at her. She shrunk down and whimpered, “But she’s… the size of a dinner plate!”

“And she’s in her cage. She can’t hurt you,” Pinkie said softly, “Please, Twi-Twi? Do it for Asy. After what she did for you, I think you owe her that much.”

Twilight took another glance at the cage and whipped her head back, “No! I hate spiders!”

“Technically, a Camel Spider is a type of scorpion, but she is an arachnid either way,” Ascentia muttered as she stumbled out of her bedroom and over to the fridge, taking a bottle of water out of it and popping it open to drink from it.

“I know that, Ascentia… I’m just scared of her… She almost killed me. But worst off, she almost killed you…” Twilight said sadly, not registering what was going on, “I want to get along with her, but I don’t like spiders! And she hates me. I’m just going to have to avoid going near-” She looked up then, wide-eyed, “Kitten! You’re okay!”

Ascentia murmured something unintelligible as she drained the water bottle. She was about to return to her bedroom when she spotted the box of her toys on the counter. She reached in and pulled out a very large, purple plug, “...Where’d the mark on this go?”

“Mark?” Pinkie asked.

“There was a red mark about halfway down this thing,” Ascentia muttered, “Great, now I have to start over…”

“Oopsie! I sowwy,” Pinkie pouted, “It came off when I washed it, but I had no idea what it meant! I found it on the floor. That’s not sanitary for sex toys!”

“This thing’s huge. That mark was how far I’d managed to get it in,” Ascentia explained groggily, “And I know that. I just hadn’t gotten around to tidying up…”

Seeing that it was an anal plug, Twilight’s eyes went wide, “...I don’t even…”

“The human body can accommodate anything, Twilight,” Ascentia murmured, leaning down and kissing Twilight’s head before taking Maexxna’s cage and returning to her bedroom.

“You’d be surprised, Twi-Twi!” Pinkie agreed, “I’ve had to fit pretty big cocks up my bum bum before! You get used to it!”

Twilight winced, placing her hands over her rear, “I’ll just… stick to the front door, thank you very much.”

“Aw. But you’ll still take Asy up the bum bum, won’tcha?” Pinkie winked.

“...Well, I’ll… have to get used to doing that for her. ...If we do ever sleep together,” Twilight sighed, “I can’t even believe she would still want me after all this.”

“She took a fatal bite for you,” Pinkie smiled, “She loves you.”

Twilight wiped her eyes, “...I’d have done the same for her… In a heartbeat.”

“There, see?” Pinkie smiled brightly.

Ascentia came back out, dressed in a slimming, green shirt and a very tight pair of jeans, “Yeah, I’m awake now. Sore, but I’m awake,” she said as she bent down to find a pot in one of the lower shelves, “Anybody want soup?”

Twilight shuddered and looked away, “...Yeah… I’ll help you, Kitten,” she got up and assisted her.

“Nah, you sit down. Nobody but me cooks in my kitchen… except Mom, since it’s her kitchen,” Ascentia shrugged, “But it’s still my kitchen.”

“But you’re still in recovery, I can’t let you just overdo it!” Twilight pouted, “At least let me, I don’t know, help you get things out?”

“You could put something in,” Ascentia muttered with a smirk, “I’ll be fine, Twilight. It’s the sedatives that are fucking me up.”

Twilight blushed at this, “Please?”

“Come sit back down, silly!” Pinkie giggled, bringing Twilight over to the table.

Pouting, Twilight sat back down, “Still… I’m so sorry about what happened. I… didn’t even realize my behaviour was affecting her. It was all my fault.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Ascentia said, stooping back down to dig out another pot, “Can’t find a clean pot to save my life in this house…”

“I know, but… I really should try to make some effort to get along with… her,” Twilight sighed, “Like you said. This is your house, and your spider. I can’t just… step all on your toes just because I don’t like spiders.”

“Twilight, she’s a spider. She’ll come to you,” Ascentia waved her off as she stood back up, leaning over the stove as she looked over her recipe book.

“Oh, she is so showing off,” Pinkie giggled into Twilight’s ear.

Twilight blushed, eyeing Ascentia’s rear too eagerly, “But how? She hates me. She’ll probably pounce and try to finish the job the next time she’s out of her cage…”

“Let me put it another way. Twilight, are you afraid of your mother?” Ascentia asked.

There was a sound similar to a shriek and a mumble from behind her.

“I’ll take that as a yes,” Ascentia shrugged, “Well, so is Maexxy. Except her mother’s been bitten by her twice now and still isn’t dead.”

“...Twi-Twi? You okay?” Pinkie asked with concern.

Taking a few breaths, Twilight looked around nervously, hugging herself, “‘Stop hiding from Mommy… Stop hiding from Mommy...’” She whimpered a little, looking downward a bit, “Not now, Pinkie… not now.”

Ascentia glanced back, watching Twilight closely, “Hmm…”

She set the pot on to boil and turned around, watching her girlfriend looking down at the floor. She’d seen that sort of posture before. She’d seen it a lot, actually. Her father had gotten flashbacks that gave him a similar bent ever since he left the Royal Guard.

“Twilight? Is there something you want to tell me?” she asked.

“No,” Twilight uttered, shaking her head, “I’m fine… I’m fine…”

Pinkie frowned. She then leaned over, touching her shoulder, “Twi-Twi… did something happen with your mother?”

“No… Mother didn’t do anything… She didn’t do anything… No… course not… it was fine… normal… I don’t know why it felt odd if it was so normal…” Twilight mumbled.

“If what was so nor-NO!” Ascentia’s eyes went wide as she came around the table, sitting down in the chair next to Twilight and taking her hands, “Twilight, what happened?”

“Nothing!” Twilight whimpered, shaking her head, “Mommy says it’s okay… I have to stop hiding from Mommy…”

Ascentia squeezed Twilight’s hands gently as she pushed her chin up, “Twilight, look at me.”

Taking a breath, Twilight managed to look up at her, wiping her eyes.

“What did your mother say was normal?” Ascentia asked, gently stroking her cheek.

“...Kitten… remember… when we saw… that… that presentation in class?” Twilight murmured.

“Yeah. You had your face buried in my neck the whole time,” Ascentia recalled.

Twilight wiped her eyes, sighing a little, “I didn’t want to believe it, but almost everything they said in that PSA… It was what my mother had done.”

Ascentia too a deep breath, before she very slowly let it out, “...Okay. You’re gonna stay here for a bit. The soup’s going to be ready in about twenty minutes, and you can fill a bowl for yourself. Pinkie, you and I are leaving.”

“Where are we going?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

Ascentia stood up and grabbed her sweater, “We’re gonna kick Velvet’s ass.”

Tightly-Knit Bunch Of Pals

Ascentia and Pinkie both rapped their knuckles on Twilight’s front door, Pinkie looking excited while Ascentia looked livid. Moments later, the door opened, revealing Twilight’s father, Night Light. He smiled brightly at them, despite Ascentia’s expression.

“Hi, girls! What brings you here? Wasn’t Twilight supposed to be with you?” He said, gazing from one to the other.

“Actually, Mr. Twilight’s Father, we’re here to see Mrs. Twilight’s Mother!” Pinkie spoke up, grinning, “Asy here wants to kick her bum!”

“Uh… I’m sorry?” Night Light asked, looking confused.

“Never mind,” Ascentia pushed past him and stormed into the house, spotting Twilight Velvet in the living room, “Hey sicko! Get over here, I have a bone to pick with you!”

Velvet looked at her with shock, then sighed, “What do you want, Ascentia? You’ve caused enough scuffle around here.”

“What do you mean, scuffle?” Night Light asked, coming into the room with Pinkie following him, “Ascentia’s been quite a delight.”

“Honey, be quiet,” Velvet warned, and turned to Ascentia, “Why are you here?”

Ascentia folded her arms and glared at Velvet, “Does the phrase ‘Stop hiding from mommy’ mean anything to you?”

“...Excuse me?” Velvet narrowed her eyes.

Pinkie came forward then, “Mrs. Twilight’s Mother, you sexually molested Twi-Twi when she was little! Don’t deny it, she told us everything! And that’s not cool! How could you do that to your own little Twi-Twi?”

“What?! I’ve never done any such thing!” Velvet screeched, taking a step back, “I-I can’t possibly know where she concocted such a thing!”

“Honey… is this true?” Night Light asked worriedly.

“NO! Of course it isn’t!” Velvet yelled, pointing at Ascentia, “She’s probably fabricated it to turn Twilight against me!”

“Nope! You’re lying!” Pinkie pointed out, shaking her head, “Mrs. Twilight’s Mother, I can tell when others are lying! And right now, you are a lying liar who lies!”

Velvet made to push past them, only for Ascentia to grab her by the arm and shove her back into the kitchen counter, holding her in place with a single hand on her sternum.

“You foul, twisted, evil old gargoyle!” she growled, looking about ready to kill something.

“You-gurk… have no evidence!” Velvet yelled, struggling.

“I don’t need evidence,” Ascentia growled, driving her fist into Velvet’s stomach.

“Not if you want to make your alleged claim to the authorities!”

“I can’t. It’s been too long,” Ascentia glared at her, kicking her in the abdomen, “But let me make something clear to you, Velvet.”

Ascentia reached behind her and drew out a handgun, jutting the barrel underneath Velvet’s chin.

“If you ever touch her again,” she hissed, “I’ll kill you.”

Pinkie gasped, while Night Light looked on with immense shock. Velvet struggled, letting out indecipherable grunts.

“You let me go this instant and get out of my house!” Velvet uttered, “I will see to it that you never see my daughter again!”

“Velvet, that’s enough,” Night Light spoke up, his voice toneless, “Ascentia, Pinkie Pie, I need to have a word with Velvet about this. You can let yourselves out,” he then sighed, looking to Ascentia, “And you are not banned from seeing Twilight.”

“Damn straight I’m not,” Ascentia said as she let go of Velvet and stuck her gun back into it’s holster.

Pinkie then took Ascentia’s arm and led her out the back door, biting her lip nervously. While she didn’t doubt Twilight in the slightest, it was another thing to see that it was true. She wasn’t even sure what to think of Ascentia’s threat. It was all making her stomach churn, even causing her hair to go flat. Ascentia laid a hand over Pinkie’s shoulder and pulled her into a one-armed hug.

“I told you we were going to kick Velvet’s ass,” she said quietly as she adjusted her gun to make sure it wouldn’t go off.

“I know…” Pinkie murmured with a little nod, “I just feel terrible for Twi-Twi.”

“Yeah, me too,” Ascentia sighed, nuzzling Pinkie’s hair, “Jesus, and I thought I had a bad childhood…”

“I hope we can do something nice for her,” Pinkie murmured, wiping her eyes.

“Me too…” Ascentia nodded as the two of them made their way back to her apartment.

“So Miss Kortai threatened the woman?” Discord asked as he rubbed Pinkie’s shoulders.

“Yes, she did!” Pinkie nodded, laying her head against her arm, “It made my tummy feel funny, like I ate something yucky or was feeling sicky.”

“Anxiety,” Discord said, pulling her back into his lap, “Being near a loaded weapon will do that to a person.”

Pinkie snuggled into him, nuzzling his neck, “Yeah… I don’t like guns! Unless they’re water guns, then they’re awesome! Especially if you fill them with fruit punch! Although, I used too much grape juice that one time…”

“Did you turn into a big grape?” Discord asked with a chuckle, nuzzling her hair.

“Nope, the punch was too grapey!” Pinkie smiled.

Discord chuckled and kissed her cheek, “That I have to see.”

“Okay!” Pinkie giggled, kissing his cheek too, “Sooooo… what’s new with you? Got anything suuuuper exciting news? Ooh ooh! Do you have a new magic trick? Did you ever find that missing Queen of Diamonds? Did you go unicycling while juggling and carrying an egg on a spoon in your mouth?”

“No, I lost my book. The Queen is still missing, but I found the eleven missing Jokers. And for about two and a half minutes and then I fell off the unicycle and the egg landed in my hair,” Discord explained, “Took an hour to get it out.”

“Oh noooooes!” Pinkie drawled dramatically, pouting, “At least you weren’t doing it while humming a tune! I tried juggling eggs, singing a song about smiling, balancing a pencil on my nose, and tap-dancing!”

“And what happened?” Discord asked, nibbling Pinkie’s ear.

Pinkie giggled from the touch, “Well… then Maud came in and said hello! The eggs all fell all over myself, the pencil went down my shirt, and my shoes slipped on some egg on the floor! Down I went!”

“Goodness gracious! I sure hope she helped you up,” Discord cooed, stroking her hair and her rear.

“Of course she did!” Pinkie nuzzled his cheek, “She dashed right in and caught me before I fell!”

“Good,” Discord smiled, kissing her cheek, “We’d hate for you to bruise that cute tush.”

Pinkie shuddered slightly, but then nodded, “Nooo, never!”

“Precisely,” Discord squeezed her rear as he rocked her in his lap.

Managing to regain herself completely, Pinkie nodded and rocked along, “Nopey-dopey-lopey! Anything eeeelse?” She winked, tugging gently at his omnipresent goatee.

Discord looked off into the distance as Pinkie stroked his beard for him, “Hmm… nope, can’t think of anything,” he smiled.

“Okey-dokey-lokey!” Pinkie smiled, nuzzling noses with him.

Discord nuzzled back and hugged her closer, kissing her cheek, “There’s my little ball of sunshine.”

“Yep! That’s me!” Pinkie grinned widely, “And you’re my super duper special buddy bud bud of magic! Or SDSBBBM for short!”

“........You’ve been hanging out with Twilight a little too much, haven’t you?” Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.

Pinkie blinked, tilting her head, “What do you mean by that?”

“You’ve adopted her mannerisms,” Discord chuckled.

“Hee hee! Well, when you spend a lot of time with somebody, you sometimes tend to pick up what they do or say!” Pinkie giggled, winking.

Discord giggled and pecked her on the lips, “The seven of you must be so adorable together.”

Pinkie giggled happily, returning the gesture, “Yepperoonie Patootie! Tightly-knit bunch of pals, we are!”

Discord smiled warmly and pulled her in for a kiss, holding her close and gently rocking her. Pinkie kissed back, settling closer and clutching his lapels. She moaned cutely, melting against his form and shifting a little in his lap.

There was a soft knocking at his door, “Discord? I need to talk to you,” came Cheerilee’s voice.

Discord pulled his lips away from Pinkie’s, “I’m busy!”

“This is important!” Cheerilee said more loudly.

Discord rolled his eyes and patted Pinkie’s rear, “Under the desk.”

Nodding, Pinkie dashed under the desk, covering her mouth in a giggle.

“Come in, Cheerilee,” Discord sighed in exasperation.

Pinkie huddled under the desk, listening in as Cheerilee came into the office, “Discord, this may be a… tough matter to discuss. But it’s about Pinkie Pie.”

“Oh? What about her?” Discord asked, pulling out Pinkie’s records and pretending to thumb through it.

“She’s been missing an alarming amount of class,” Cheerilee said, biting her lip, “I have to say that this is very concerning. I’ve even tried contacting her parents and the Cakes, but they say there can’t possibly be anything going on. And anytime she actually is in class, she pays absolutely no attention. Moreso than usual. It’s becoming distracting to the other students who are trying to work.”

“Distracting? How so?” Discord asked, reaching his foot under the desk to stroke Pinkie’s leg.

“At best, she makes them giggle,” Cheerilee said, “But at worst, she will actually end up conversing with them or… doing them favours. Very sexual favours. I’m well aware of her reputation, but doing so in the middle of class needs to be addressed.”

“Oh my goodness. It seems no matter how much detention I give that girl, she doesn’t seem to stop,” Discord sighed in exasperation as he flipped through Pinkie’s file, “Right in the middle of class, you say?”

“Mm-hmm,” Cheerilee nodded with a sigh, running a hand through her hair, “She’s becoming more...difficult to deal with. In all my years of being a teacher, I have never seen anything like her. She’s a very sweet and loving girl, but this sort of behaviour needs to stop.”

“It seems like I’m going to have to find a punishment that will actually deter her,” Discord sighed, closing her file and setting it down, “Thank you, Cheerilee. You can go.”

Cheerilee nodded, then left the office, closing the door behind her. After waiting a few moments to make sure it was safe, Pinkie crawled out from under the desk.

“Hoo-wee! Close call!” She exclaimed.

“Yes it was,” Discord smirked, pulling Pinkie back into his lap as his hand found it’s way between her legs, “Now why don’t you tell me what you’ve been getting up to in class?”

“Weelll….” Pinkie cooed, bucking her hips a little bit, “Which part? All of it, or the gooood stuff?”

“I’ll take all of it,” Discord purred, stroking her sex through her jeans.

Pinkie let out little moans and clutched at his shoulders, leaning back a bit, “One of the girls in class just discovered the deeper elements of sex! She knew next to nothing about foreplay, sex games, or even orgasms! The poor kid! She ended up reading some stuff about it in this one book. So she asked me some questions, and I helped her out! Plus, I figured it’d be better to demonstrate it!”

“Oh did you now?” Discord smirked, pressing harder as he snuggled her in his lap, “And how did you do that?”

“First I started kissing her, just anywhere I could reach! Then I touched her, with permission, of course! I gauged her reactions, asked her how they felt, all that good stuff!” Pinkie purred, moaning a little.

“And remind me. Do you sit at the front, or the back of Cheerilee’s class?” Discord asked with a cheeky grin.

“Anywhere I pick! But that day I was at the back!” Pinkie winked, “Guess my instincts told me to! And look what happened!”

“We aren’t starting any more orgies in class, are we?” Discord asked with a chuckle as he slipped a hand down Pinkie’s jeans.

Moaning in pleasure, Pinkie clung to him tighter, “Nopey-dopey-lopey! Fun as that would be, I’m gonna save those for special times!”

Discord slipped two fingers into Pinkie’s nethers, kissing down her neck, “And what qualifies as a special occasion, my dear?”

“Special events going on at school, last days of school before holidays or summer, and when there’s a laid-back sub!”

“I suppose there’s no better time to get away with classroom sex than the last day of school,” Discord chuckled. circling his thumb around her nub.

“Mmmm...oohhh yes!” Pinkie moaned, nodding and bobbing her hair, “For suresies!”

“Let’s get you out of these jeans, shall we?” Discord purred.

Nodding, Pinkie stood up, undoing her jeans and lowering them, “Yes indeedy! Off they go!”

“Now come back over here,” Discord smiled, lowering his pants, “We never did get… properly acquainted, did we?”

“Nopers! Not like that!” Pinkie grinned, watching him do so as she approached, “But boy I was hoping we would at some point!”

“Oh of course we would,” Discord purred as he beckoned her closer.

“Never doubted it!” Pinkie came closer and took hold of his lapels, “Guess it’s about time to finally make it happen!”

Discord nodded and guided Pinkie into his lap, kissing along her neck as he kneaded her shoulders. Purring in response, Pinkie leaned her head back and bounced a little in his lap, rubbing their parts together rhythmically. Squeezing her rear, Discord lifted Pinkie up just far enough to line himself up with her nethers and gently lower her, biting his lip as he felt his length slide into her.

“Aaahh…” Pinkie gasped, then cooed as it went further, “Oooh, that’s good! So good… Keep going!”

Discord chuckled and lifted Pinkie again, bringing her back down in a bouncy rhythm, “You’re cute when you’re like this.”

“Aww, thankies!” Pinkie giggled, bouncing along on his length, “Mmmm… You feel soooo good!”

“So do you, my dear,” Discord purred, kissing Pinkie’s neck.

Pinkie moaned and cooed in response, pleasured all the more by their movements. She was more than used to being penetrated, but there was definitely something special about this time. Whatever it was, she would figure it out in due time. For now, she bobbed in his lap and took in as much as she could.

“Ooohh Dissy! Dissy… yes! Yes!” Pinkie cried, clutching to him tighter.

Discord leaned back in his chair, taking Pinkie with him and cuddling her under his chin as she continued to bounce in his lap. Deep down, he could feel his heart fluttering with excitement as he cuddled her in his arms, ‘Oooh. That’s new.’

“Yes… Yes… Yes…! Oooh! Almost there! Almost!” Pinkie gasped out, bouncing a little faster.

Discord squeezed her plump rear and gave his hips a push up each time Pinkie landed back in his lap, nibbling her collarbone. Lolling her head about, Pinkie’s moans escalated, though she bit down on her neckerchief to stifle herself a little bit.

“Mmm… Mmm… Mmmm!” She uttered, feeling her climax slowly approaching.

“Mmm… I think I’m going to take you home with me…” Discord breathed as he pressed down on that one spot on Pinkie’s back that always made her squeal when he rubbed it.

“Aaaaaahhh!” Pinkie squealed, her neckerchief falling from her mouth, “Ooh Dissy, you naughty thing!”

Discord giggled cheekily as he pressed harder, “Who, me?”

“Yes, you!” Pinkie laughed amidst her moans.

“Oh come now, I’m just pushing your buttons,” Discord smirked, “It isn’t my fault I know where every single one of them are.”

Pinkie moaned and laughed, going faster, “Oooh but of course! A-Aaahh! Aah! AAAH!” She let out a squeal as she came moments later, spilling out all over his member.

Discord smiled as he slowed her down, gently lifting Pinkie off his length and settling her under his chin, “Aw, is my favorite student all tuckered out?”

“Only a little…” Pinkie giggled, snuggling against him.

Discord kissed her cheek and smiled, “So… why have you been missing classes?”

“Coming to see you, of course!” Pinkie giggled. She glanced around the room and lowered her voice, “Maud just got a new cell phone she uses just for making calls to me. Sooo, we got a little carried away with that at times!”

“Oh really? Gabbing or sending naked selfies?” Discord asked, raising an eyebrow.

“A bit of both!” Pinkie giggled, “Sometimes we Facetime each other if it’s lunchtime or whatever!”

“I hope you aren’t having dirty calls with your sister during class, young lady,” Discord chuckled.

“Nope! ...Just dirty texts,” Pinkie giggled, winking at him.

“Oh? Like what?” Discord kissed her nose.

Pinkie grinned, pulling out her phone and accessing her text messages with Maud. She turned her phone around to display the screen, “Why don’t you read and find out?”

Discord smiled and took the phone, scrolling through a set of text messages.

MAUD - Hey Pinkie. We still meeting up this afternoon?

PINKIE - You bet we are, silly! Same time, same place? ;)

MAUD - Yeah. And bring that new bikini you bought. It looks good on you.

PINKIE - You bet I will! Are you bringing Boulder? :P

MAUD - Boulder’s too much of a perv. I’m leaving him in his cage.

PINKIE - Hee, after last time, I guess I’m not too surprised! XD

MAUD - XD Can’t blame him though. You look good in a bathing suit.

PINKIE - Thank you! So you do you. I loooove your bulge. ;)

MAUD - Heh. My ‘bulge’ is already coming out ;)

PINKIE - If I had a bulge, I know it’d be coming out, you sexy sexy lady! <3 ;)

MAUD - Nah, you’re better without one <3

PINKIE - Okay! X3 Yeah, you’re right, I like my vaj! And speaking of my vaj, I want your cock inside there! ;3

MAUD - ;) I’m poking through my dress already. It’s a good thing I’m not at work.

PINKIE - I can already picture it! See you this afternoon, then! Looooooove you! <3<3<3<3

MAUD - Love you too <3 XoXoX

“Aw, you two are just the cutest things,” Discord chuckled.

Pinkie blushed happily, pocketing her phone, “Thankies! She’s the bestiest.”

“She is,” Discord smiled, “You’re like her little sister-wife.”

“Sister-wife! I like that!” Pinkie beamed at this, “Yeah, you can say I am!”

Discord nodded, “Mmhmm. Be sure to invite me to the wedding.”

“Oh, you!” Pinkie laughed, nuzzling his cheek and kissing it, “Of course!”

The door to Discord’s office swung open, and as if on cue, Pinkie’s stony sister came striding through the doorway.

“Hey Pinkie, you ready to go?” she asked.

“Yeppers! Good timing!” Pinkie grinned. She kissed Discord’s cheek, then stood up, pulling up her pants and panties.

Chip Off The Same Stone

“Having fun with the principal?” Maud asked as they got into her car.

“Yepperoonie!” Pinkie nodded with a grin, “Guess what? He finally took me!”

Maud nodded and gave a small noise of acknowledgement, “How’d that go?”

“It was soooo good!” Pinkie giggled, “Out of all the boys I was with, he was the bestiest! I don’t know why… He just was!” She glanced at her sister and giggled, “But of course your penis is still my favourite!”

Maud smirked and lifted her dress, exposing her member to her sister as she drove off out of the parking lot.

“Hellooo!” Pinkie grinned, giving it a gentle nudge.

Maud gave the tiniest giggle as she pulled out onto the freeway, “So how are your friends?”

“They’re goooood! Twi-Twi’s feeling better after the craziness that happened the other day! Asy’s still recovering, but she’s doing fine!” Pinkie said brightly.

“Oh yeah, she got bit by a spider, didn’t she?” Maud asked, turning off into the fast lane.

“She did! Poor Asy! But it was an act of true love!” Pinkie giggled at this.

“I must have missed that part. What happened?” Maud asked, adjusting her dress so she was bare from the waist down.

“Ooooh~” Pinkie purred at the sight before continuing, “Maexxy-baby was about to bite Twilight, because she was mad! But Asy stepped in and took the bite to save Twilight’s life!”

Maud gave a small whistle as she sped up, “Damn. And they’re still not sleeping together?”

“Twi-Twi wants to, but for some certain reasons, she doesn’t like being touched,” Pinkie hissed a little, “So she’s not quite ready!”

“Being around Ascentia must be torture for her then,” Maud gave a tiny chuckle.

“Yep!” Pinkie nodded, “But she’ll be okay. It’s just going to take time!”

Maud giggled, “With that girl? Nothing ever takes time.”

“Oh?” Pinkie looked at her with interest, “Hoooow so?”

“Ascentia just draws people’s eyes,” Maud snickered, “In Baltimare, she was very popular with men and women. Though she only gave the time of day to women.”

“Course, she’s gay!” Pinkie smiled, “But I guess that wasn’t much of a problem for you, was it?”

Maud shook her head, “Nope. Lucky me, she’s a good lay.”

“Good for you!” Pinkie giggled. “Oh, if things don’t change soon, I’ll give Twi-Twi a gentle little nudge in the right direction!”

“What do you mean?” Maud asked curiously.

“I… don’t know yet! But I’ll figure it out,” Pinkie winked at her.

“I know if Twilight doesn’t get on that, I might just cut in line,” Maud said with a tiny giggle.

“Oooh!” Pinkie laughed, “You’ll have to take it up with them, but okay!”

Maud snickered as she gave her length a firm squeeze. Ever since she shit puberty, she was fighting a losing battle with constant, endlessly reappearing erections. She’d had a brief respite with Pinkie until she was sent off to Baltimare, but then it only got worse and worse. She’d gained herself a reputation as something of a playgirl with how many women (and the occasional effeminate man) she had in and out of her dorm.

“They’re both piles of raging hormones, won’t be that hard,” she quipped.

“Pretty much!” Pinkie agreed, observing this action while licking her lips.

Maud let go of herself and put her hand back on the wheel, “This thing’s going to hurt by the time we get back to Baltimare…”

“You want to pull over?” Pinkie asked, placing a hand on her shoulder.

Maud glanced down Pinkie’s body and bit her lip. As tempting as it was to pull over and have at it, she had something rather spiteful in mind back at her apartment, “Nah. I can wait. Oh, by the way, Mom and Dad are coming in as well.”

“...Oh, okay,” Pinkie nodded, feeling unsure about this. She’d always felt nervous whenever she and Maud were in the presence of her parents these days. While they didn’t suspect a thing, there was always a chance they would end up doing so. The last thing she wanted was to make things harder on Maud, and even worse, cut them off from each other completely. She looked at Maud again, giving a comforting rub to her arm, “Hey… Discord gave me a great term today that describes us!”

“Oh? What’s that?” Maud asked with a smile.

“I know what the term actually means, but this works perfect!” Pinkie smiled now, “Sister wife!”

Maud turned around and smiled, “Wife? Huh… I like it.”

“Me too! It’s perfect!” Pinkie beamed, clapping happily, “You’re my sister wife!”

“I’ve been thinking…  you’re under my custody. Mom and Dad can’t hurt you anymore,” Maud said with a smile as she leaned over to nuzzle her sister, “I think it’s time to tell them.”

“You really think so?” Pinkie murmured, wringing her fingers, “Well… I guess we can… try…”

“Are you okay?” Maud asked, turning to her and laying a hand on her shoulder.

“I’m fine! Just… I don’t want Mama and Daddy to break us apart again, or do something terrible,” Pinkie admitted, looking away.

“Hey now,” Maud’s tone grew soft as she brought the car to the side of the road, rubbing Pinkie’s shoulder comfortingly, “You know Mom and Dad can’t hurt you. Not while I’m there.” She ran a hand over Pinkie’s back, feeling the bumps from the whipping scars underneath her shirt.

Pinkie shuddered slightly from her touch, leaning against her a little, “I trust you, Maud… I just don’t want Daddy to whip me again… And I don’t want you sent away…”

“They can’t send me away, I live on my own. Where are they going to send me to?” Maud asked, kissing her cheek.

Looking at her now, Pinkie giggled a little, “True… I just can’t wait until I’m eighteen and don’t have to worry anymore.”

Maud nuzzled her and pulled back, putting the car back into gear as she kept driving, “Don’t worry. They’re not going to do anything while I’m around.”

They continued to drive in silence, until Pinkie felt a pinging in her phone. Pulling it out, she saw a text from… Maud.

MAUD - After they leave, I’m going to bang you raw.

Pinkie looked at her sister, then back at her phone, to which she grinned. “Maudie! Don’t text while driving!”

“I can text without looking at the phone,” Maud smirked, her eyes on the road as her fingers tapped at her phone.

MAUD - Hope you don’t mind my roommate being around.

Shrugging, Pinkie got into the game, texting her back.

PINKIE - I bet she’s used to it, by now! :P

MAUD - Yup. But you’d be the youngest XP

PINKIE - Hee, true! XP Does she know… about us?

MAUD - There’s a picture of you sucking my cock hanging in the living room. If she doesn’t, she’s blind.

PINKIE - Whooooaaaa! And I thought my framed photo of me riding your cock was a daring piece of decor!

MAUD - Pictures of you are all over the place. She knows who you are :P

PINKIE - Okay! ;) Then I guess she’ll see it all live!

Maud put her phone down and kept driving. It would be fun to introduce Pinkie to her roommate.

“Hug? We’re back,” Maud called out into the apartment as she set her bag down.

A tall woman with red dreadlocks poked her head out of the doorway from the kitchen, “Hey Rocklobster! You’re just in time, I just made a new batch of brownies.”

Maud moved two fingers across her neck, “Ix-Nay, Eenager-Tay.”

“Did someone say brownies?!” Pinkie bounded in behind Maud, grinning widely as she set down her duffel, “I want one! Gimme gimme gimme!”

Maud sighed, “Did you make a normal batch as well?”

“Of course!” her roommate smiled, her eyes glazed over, “I’m not gonna feed the little pebble that stuff. You know me.”

Maud nodded, “Pinkie, this is Treehugger. Treehugger, my sister Pinkie.”

“Hi!” Pinkie waved at her, looking her over, “Oooh! Are you a hippie?! I didn’t know they still did this kind of thing!”

“Nah, I’m not anything. I’m just… Treehugger,” Treehugger said with a smile as she lifted Maud’s dress and patted her member, “Man, someone got all worked up on the road, didn’t they? Wanna brownie?”

“Give me one of Pinkie’s,” Maud said as she sat down.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure she’s all better!” Pinkie giggled, reaching over Maud’s dress too.

“Oh yeah, you like, got that thing going with Maud too, don’tcha?” Treehugger smiled as she came back, handing Pinkie and Maud a brownie.

“Mm-hmm! Maud and I are practically sister wives!” Pinkie said, taking the brownie and biting into it, “Delish! Well done!”

“Awesome,” Treehugger giggled as she sat down and wrapped her hand around Maud’s length, “That’s why I call her Rocklobster! She’s always hard as a rock. Heh heh, geddit?”

“I like it! Rocklobster!” Pinkie giggled.

Treehugger nodded and, as if she were just watering the plants, undid her skirt and climbed up onto Maud’s lap, straddling her as she lowered herself onto Maud’s length, “So tell me, little pebble. How’d you and Rocklobster get started?”

“Oh, I love this story!” Pinkie grinned, “When I was fourteen, we were home alone on a rainy weekend! Maud calls me from upstairs, and says she needs a little helpie! With her penis! Poor Maudie! But I more than gladly helped her out, making her feel sooo much better! It obviously  didn’t stop there! We went at it all day long! Been doing it ever since!”

“Man, that’s like the ultimate sibling bond,” Treehugger breathed as she rocked herself in Maud’s lap, “Rocklobster and her little Pebble! She’s got so many photos of you, it’s intense!”

Pinkie giggled and blushed, “I have a lot of piccies of her, too!”

“Man, you’re like a chip off the same stone,” Treehugger smiled as she leaned back against Maud, kissing her cheek.

“Oh yes! We totally are! Which is funny because everyone’s convinced I was adopted, since I look almost nothing like my other sisters or my parents! But nope!” Pinkie winked.

“Man, we should have met a long time ago,” Treehugger giggled as she rocked faster in Maud’s lap, “You wanna, like, bang later?”

“Sure!” Pinkie smiled brightly, “I don’t know if Maud’s told you about what I do in school, but oh yes! That’s what I do!”

“Awesome, Little Pebble,” Treehugger leaned over and kissed Pinkie’s nose, while Maud grabbed her hips and started bucking in time with her.

“Hee! I like Pebble! It sounds cute!” Pinkie said with approval.

Maud groaned as she buried herself as far as she could into Treehugger, releasing her seed as she pulled her roommate back and kissed her fiercely. After a few minutes, the two broke apart and Treehugger got off of Maud and sat in the chair, absently rubbing her sex.

“Man, Rocklobster, you were tense,” she smiled, watching Maud’s member deflate.

“Poor Maudie! She can’t catch a breakie,” Pinkie pouted sympathetically.

“Aw no, Little Pebble,” Treehugger shook her head, “It’s just always comin’ back. Like a boomerang. Her kind’a lady just does that.”

“I knoooow…” Pinkie kissed her sister’s cheek, “I always try to help her as best I can!”

“She’s just gotta get a lot’a ladies to share the load,” Treehugger smiled as she rubbed herself.

There was a soft knocking at the door.

“Come in,” Maud said as she kissed Pinkie’s cheek.

The door opened and Mr and Mrs Pie came through the threshold, stopping momentarily to stare at the scene before them.

“Maud, could you maybe tell your girlfriend not to do that in front of your little sister?” Mrs Pie said with a disgusted scoff.

“Oh I’m not her girlfriend, Mrs Rock,” Treehugger giggled, “I’m just her cum dump.”

Mr and Mrs Pie winced and sat down on a pair of stools, far away from Treehugger. They had visited only once before, and Treehugger was every bit as shameless as the last time they’d met.

Pinkie managed to plaster on a pleasant smile, turning to her parents, “So, hi Mama, Daddy! You guys have a safe drive?”

“As safe as it can be,” Mr Pie shifted as Maud straightened her dress while Treehugger continued masturbating.

“Shouldn’t you be in school, young lady?” Mrs Pie asked Pinkie.

Pinkie shrugged, “Maud came to get me early so that we wouldn’t be caught in traffic coming back here!”

“Her principal gave her the day off when I came by,” Maud said, shrugging disinterestedly.

“Awesome, man! It’s awesome to meet Little Pebble!” Treehugger said excitedly.

“Thankies! Nice meeting you too, Huggie-wuggie!” Pinkie grinned, waving at her.

Treehugger giggled and fell back over the arm of the chair, “Huggie-wuggie. I like it already…”

Mr and Mrs Pie shifted uncomfortably in their seats, before looking straight at Maud, “And have you been behaving yourself around Pinkamena?”

“Not in the slightest,” Maud shook her head.

They both looked at her with warning.

“Excuse me?” Mrs Pie said, narrowing her eyes.

Maud turned one of the photos on the end table around, showing them the photo of Pinkie and her kissing with Pinkie’s arm off to the side, clearly holding the camera.

“Unbelievable!” Mr Pie said in anger, standing up, “How dare you, Maud… You have the nerve to take Pinkamena into your custody, just to further take advantage of her! You are a shame to this family! And you!” He rounded on Pinkie then, “You’re doing her no favours by giving in to her!”

Pinkie instinctively backed further in her chair, feeling as if the scars on her back and rear were flaring. She couldn’t speak, only choked whimpers escaped her.

Maud stood up and put herself between her father and Pinkie, “Don’t. Talk. To her. That. Way.”

“You are in no position to tell me how I speak to my own daughter! She may be in your custody, Maud, but she is first and foremost still my daughter!” Mr Pie seethed, “This is for her own good! Something you know very little about! All you think about is yourself and your own libido! If you cared one bit about your little sister, you would have never done such a thing to her in the first place!”

“You’re right. She is in my custody,” Maud said, her voice growing harsh, “And there’s a reason for that, Dad. If you cared about my sister, you wouldn’t have torn her back open like you did!”

“That was for discipline! She had no right to step out of line! I had to teach her lessons about her behaviour!” Mr Pie snarled, “Enforcing punishment for her bad behaviour was necessary!”

Pinkie whimpered at this, now getting up and hugging Maud tightly from behind, sniffling. The visions and sensations of the whippings returned full force. Her skin felt raw and as if it were burning with fresh wounds.

“You drew blood!” Maud snapped, “She had to take antibiotics because that rusty belt of yours gave her an infection!”

“Hey Little Pebble, you want some tea?” Treehugger asked as she sat up.

Pinkie nodded, clutching Maud even tighter.

“It was her own fault!” Mr Pie shouted, “Had she not been misbehaving, I would never have had to do that!”

“You didn’t have to do it in the first place!” Maud shouted back, one of the few times anybody had ever seen her blow up like this, “Don’t blame her because of shit you did!”

She reached back and wrapped an arm around Pinkie, holding tightly to her and stroking her hair. Pinkie calmed a little, snuggling against her and relaxing.

“She needed to learn! I can’t let her get away with misbehaving!” Mr Pie pointed at his younger daughter, “She needs control! Letting her walk without a leash only leads to misfortune!”

“She’s doing fine without you. Everybody loves her and her walking without a leash is what makes her happy.”

“That proves nothing,” her father said in a low tone, “It doesn’t change what you’ve done to her, Maud.”

Maud leaned down and softly kissed her sister, “I know what I did to her. And I’m not sorry.”

Giving a smile, Pinkie snuggled against her sister and kissed her cheek, “I’m not sorry, either.”

“You two don’t get a say in the matter,” Maud said firmly, patting Pinkie’s rear as she sat back down on the sofa.

Pinkie immediately sat in her lap, snuggling her and nuzzling her cheek. Her parents glared in disapproval at this.

“I will not stand for this!” Mr Pie shouted, “Come dear, we’re leaving!”

“Good, because we were about to start fucking anyway,” Maud smirked as she patted Pinkie’s rear.

Both disgusted, their parents left, slamming the door behind them. A frame hanging on the wall fell to the floor and landed facedown. Treehugger went and placed the frame back where it was, before setting down some tea on the coffee table.

Pinkie let out sighs of relief and kissed Maud’s face, “Thank you, Maudie…”

“Anything for you,” Maud whispered, nuzzling Pinkie’s cheek.

“Man, your folks have a really poisonous aura,” Treehugger puttered as she sipped her tea.

“Yeah… they do!” Pinkie pouted, burying her face into Maud’s neck.

Maud patted her back and cuddled her close while Treehugger stripped the rest of her clothes off and lounged in her chair.

“Now I know why you got Little Pebble out in Ponyville,” she said as she ate another brownie.

Pinkie gave a smile now, kissing Maud’s cheek, “Mm-hmm! She brought me to freedom!”

“Oh hey, if it’s freedom you want, you should come down to the bonfire this evening!” Treehugger smiled, “All kinds of food, dancing, everyone’s naked and screwin’ like crazy!”

Brightening at this, Pinkie’s eyes lit up, “Oh my gosh, wow! That sounds awesometacular!”

“Awesome! Our Little Pebble’s gonna make the fire even hotter!” Treehugger giggled as she fell out of her chair and stretched out on the floor.

“Hee! I’ll try!” Pinkie giggled, winking at her. She turned back to Maud, “Sooooo, you said something about banging me raw after they were gone?”

“Yeah, I did. Didn’t I?” Maud said with a smirk as she pulled Pinkie into her lap.

“Mm-mm!” Pinkie rocked along her bulge, grinning, “You’re not the only one who was horny in the car!”

Maud giggled, “Must have been hell, me telling you to wait.”

“It was… but we were both having to wait! I didn’t want to play with myself while you were driving, that’d be no fair!” Pinkie shook her head. She nuzzled their noses, grinding her a little, “So let’s make up for all that waiting and have some funsies!”

“I already did with Treehugger,” Maud stuck her tongue out cheekily.

“I know, but we can still make up for it,” Pinkie giggled, poking her nose.

“Awesome! Mind if I watch?” Treehugger asked with a giggle as she slumped back into her chair.

Pinkie nodded with a grin, “Of course, Treesie! Besides, I like you!”

“Awesome, Little Pebble!” Treehugger grinned as she started rubbing herself.

Yanking down her jeans, Pinkie eagerly sat herself down on Maud’s member, “Ooooh yes, there we go! Right where you belong, Maudie!”

“Oh I do, do I?” Maud gave a tiny smile as she took Pinkie by the hips and rocked her in her lap.

“Mmm-hmm!” Pinkie nodded, bouncing a little in her lap and moaning softly.

Maud reached further around to squeeze Pinkie’s rear, leaning to the side to see that Treehugger had stripped down completely and was lounging in her chair, quietly masturbating. She gave a tiny giggle. She liked Treehugger. Turning back to her sister, she leaned in and kissed her nose as she bounced her.

“Woohooooo….!” Pinkie squealed happily as the pleasure grew. She looked over her shoulder at Treehugger, “Enjoying all this, Treesie?”

“Of course, Little Pebble,” Treehugger giggled, “You two are intertwined in a way that you can’t even comprehend. It’s like watching a green flame dance in a forest…”

Pinkie giggled, “I like that! It works!” She bounced a little faster in Maud’s lap, turning back to her sister, “We are soooo having a threesome!”

Maud smiled and nodded, burying her face in Pinkie’s hair as her hips bucked in time with her bouncing, “That’s why I brought you here…”

“You sneaky sneak!” Pinkie grinned even wider, nuzzling Maud’s hair, “You knew exactly what to do! Oh Maud I love you! You always know what I want!”

“I love you too…” Maud smiled as she kissed Pinkie’s cheek.

Strip Club In A Backwater Town

“So, like… you’re boning your principal?” Treehugger asked as they all sat around a campfire outside. Maud had insisted on not going to the bonfire. Something about things getting violent once too much alcohol as consumed.

“Mm-hmm!” Pinkie nodded, roasting a marshmallow over the flames, “Plus, he just gets me! He doesn’t question me, doesn’t mock me, he just… laughs with me and encourages me to be me! Ooh! And he gives awesome back rubs!”

“Oohhhh, backrubs are amazing…” Treehugger cooed as she sat back against Maud, “Rocklobster gives them to me in the mornings.”

“Ooh, really? Nice!” Pinkie gave a thumbs up, “Maud does give good back rubs!”

“She’s got really strong hands,” Treehugger smiled as she closed her eyes and leaned back, Maud’s arms wrapped around her waist, “Add some brownies and you got the perfect morning…”

“Sooo, you really do smoke weedie?” Pinkie pulled out her marshmallow, placing it between two graham crackers and chocolate.

“Yeah,” Treehugger produced a rolled joint, “You want a hit?”

Maud slapped it out of her hand, “Don’t offer my sister weed, Treehugger.”

“Aw…” Treehugger pouted as she watched her joint fall into the fire.

“But I wanna try…” Pinkie pouted.

“I said no, Pinkie,” Maud frowned.

Pinkie pouted more as she ate her s’more, but didn’t argue further. Maud wasn’t one to tell her no, but when she did, it was serious. “Anyone want a s’more?”

Both Maud and Treehugger nodded, sitting forward as Pinkie offered them s’mores.

“So what’s your sitch, Little Pebble?” Treehugger asked, “Where are you going? Where’s the wind taking you?”

“Well, I loooove being a baker and party planner!” Pinkie grinned, “I see myself working in Sugarcube Corner till I die! But I might have to take a second job after I finish college, though. It’s okay! I can do that!”

“Little Pebble’s gotta sweeten the world,” Treehugger giggled as she slumped back against Maud, “World doesn’t have enough cream for her coffee…”

Pinkie blushed, “Aw, come on! I just do what I do to make people smile! Seeing someone’s face light up when I throw them a party, give them a yummy cake, or even just a hug… it’s wonderful!”

Treehugged smiled and looked up at Maud, kissing under her chin, “I like her…”

“Everybody does. Nobody doesn’t like Pinkie Pie,” Maud smiled, nuzzling Treehugger’s hair.

“Hee! It’s good to be loved!” Pinkie smiled, leaning back as she looked up at the flames dancing against the sky.

Treehugger giggled as she nuzzled up underneath Maud’s chin, “It’s like I’m sitting between three raging fires… so warm…”

“Warm and fuzzy!” Pinkie agreed, crawling over and sitting behind Maud, hugging her around the back, “All warm and toasty like bugs in a rug!”

Maud smiled as she nuzzled the two of them, “There we go… got both my girls here…”

“And we always will be!” Pinkie giggled.

Treehugger turned around and wrapped her arms around Maud’s neck, nuzzling into her and cooing softly as she settled down in her lap. Pinkie reached around and touched her hair, giggling.

“By the way, I loooove your dreadlocks! I want some!” Pinkie said.

“I’ll do ‘em for ya before ya go,” Treehugger smiled, keeping her eyes closed as she snuggled into Maud’s chest.

“Really? Thankies!” Pinkie giggled at this, “I can’t wait to see the looks on my friends’ faces when I come back sporting them!”

“Aw man, you gotta get pictures of that!” Treehugger giggled.

“Believe me, I will!” Pinkie assured.

Treehugger giggled and kissed Maud’s cheek, nuzzling closer in a manner similar to how Pinkie usually saw Ascentia snuggling up to Twilight.

“So hey, how’d you meet Maud, Huggie?” Pinkie asked curiously.

“Oh, it was wicked! I was loungin’ around outside in a bush when Rocklobster found me there,” Treehugger giggled, “I was trying to sleep off this really bad weed, so she invited me in to nap on her couch.”

“Awwww! That’s so sweet of you, Maud!” Pinkie grinned widely.

“I’ve been here ever since,” Treehugger giggled, nuzzling up against Maud and cooing softly.

“That’s terrific! It’s always nice to make new friends!” Pinkie said with approval, “You’re going to come to Ponyville someday, right? I’d love to introduce you to all my buddies!”

“Aw man, I dunno…” Treehugger pondered, “I haven’t been off the grounds of Maud’s building since I got here…”

“Aww, please?” Pinkie pouted, “It’d be fun!”

“Pinkie, it’s a little more complicated than it looks,” Maud said, reaching back and patting her head.

“Why?” Pinkie wanted to know.

“Treehugger’s a vagrant,” Maud explained, “And she was already penalized several times for it. If she goes outside and the Guard recognizes her, she’d probably be locked up again.”

“Awww… Poor Treesie!” Pinkie pouted sadly, reaching over to pat her hair, “I’m sorry.”

“Yeah,” Treehugger pouted, kissing Maud’s cheek, “I’ve been in this building for four years now…”

“Can’t you do something to make yourself… free?” Pinkie asked.

Treehugger shrugged, “The guard really comes down hard on the homeless. It’s a total bummer…”

“Awww! But that’s not fair!” Pinkie pouted sadly.

“Eh, it’s fine,” Treehugger smiled, kissing Maud’s cheek, “I got a place to stay. And it’s awesome! I get to lounge around the house, baking.”

“Sooo… if Maud has to move away, you’ll go with her?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Probably,” Treehugger giggled, kissing Maud’s neck.

Pinkie smiled brightly, “Hey, maybe someday I’ll get a place of my own and I’ll have you guys come live with me! It’d be awesome!”

Treehugger smiled and wrapped her arms tighter around Maud’s shoulders, “Sweetness!”

“That sounds fun,” Maud patted Treehugger’s rear.

“Yaaaaaay!” Pinkie squealed happily, “That’s what I always hoped for, living out with Maud the rest of my life! But now it’ll be double the fun if you come too, Treesie!”

“Yeah, totally!” Treehugger grinned as she reached over and patted Pinkie’s shoulder, “I totally gotta show you my incense.”

“Incense?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Scented herbs you burn and they relax you,” Treehugger relaxed into Maud’s arms as she started reaching under her dress, “It’s like taking a hot bath when you’re dry…”

“Oooh! It sounds nice!” Pinkie nodded in approval, grinning, “I’m SO in!”

“Great! I’ll put one on when we get back inside!” Treehugger grinned as Maud started to undo her dress.

“Yay!” Pinkie said, and observed this, “Ooh! Is it sexy time?”

“With Rocklobster, it’s always sexy time,” Treehugger chuckled, “Something like… twelve, thirteen times a day.”

“Oooh! Whenever we’re together, we try to get in as much as we can!” Pinkie giggled, “Our record was… hmm… I had it in my bingo book somewhere… Maud, what was our record, again?”

“Nine in one day,” Maud remarked as she stripped Treehugger’s dress off of her, leaving the girl naked in her lap as they resumed cuddling.

“We’ll break it eventually!” Pinkie promised, then began to strip as well.

“Totally,” Treehugger giggled as Maud pushed her head down to her growing erection.

“Hey Pinkie,” Ascentia said as Pinkie came into class on Monday, “How was your weekend with your sister?”

“It was awesometacular!” Pinkie grinned, sitting in her seat next to her, “It’s always wonderful to see Maudie!” She sighed dreamily, then giggled, “I also met her roommate. Her name’s Treehugger! And she’s a hippie!”

“Oh sweet, she’s still there?” Ascentia asked, smiling, “She’s a nice girl.”

“Oh, you’ve met her?” Pinkie smiled, “Then yeah! She is nice! I like her, she was fun! Right off the bat, I had a feeling she was high. And I was right!”

“Yeah, she’s fried out of her mind,” Ascentia chuckled, “I like her.”

“She’s so sweet!” Pinkie lowered her pink hoodie, revealing her hair to be in dreadlocks. With the question of how she managed to stuff all of her hair into a small hood without it puffing up. “Lookie! She did my hair like hers!”

“Oh man, wait ‘till your principal friend sees that,” Ascentia chuckled, taking off her sweater and draping it over the back of her chair. That was when she heard a loud gasp from Pinkie.

“Asy! How’d you get that nasty bruise?!”

“Huh?” Ascentia looked down her bare neck, running her hand over the bruise running across it, “Oh. Twilight’s still anxious about her mother. Found out the hard way,” she shrugged.

“Oh noes!” Pinkie pouted sadly, “I sowwy…”

“Eh, no worries. Girl can swing a bat though,” Ascentia whistled, “Haven’t been thwacked that hard since… well, since your sister decided to get creative with a badminton racket.”

Pinkie pouted more, “But it looks so painful…”

“It is, don’t touch it,” Ascentia remarked, “But it’ll be fine.”

“Okay, but be careful, Asy,” Pinkie said, patting her leg.

“Oh please, I’ll be fine,” Ascentia scoffed, “Twilight’s tiny. What’s the worst she could do to me?”

Pinkie looked away, unsure how to answer that. The statement seemed about right, but there was a nagging feeling within herself that just didn’t sit well with her. She bit her lip, then gave a mild shrug before she turned around in her seat. ‘I don’t think that’s a good question to ask, Asy...’ She thought.

“Oh, by the way,” Ascentia said, leaning in, “On Saturday, we took a road trip. You won’t believe the kind of people we met up by Baltimare.”

Perking up, Pinkie turned to her with a smile, “Oh, really? Do tell!”

“There’s this older woman who runs a strip club in a backwater town up there,” Ascentia explained, “She’s about 40. Her girlfriend is our age. And they run the business together.”

“Wow! Really?!” Pinkie gaped, then grinned, “Wow! An older woman and a girl our age, that sounds cute! Do you have pictures?”

Ascentia reached back and pulled a handful of pictures out of her wallet, handing them to Pinkie, “Here they are. The older one’s Adagio Dazzle. Her girlfriend’s name is Sonata.”

“Wow, she’s beautiful! Like a MILF!” Pinkie gaped, grinning, “I love her hair! It’s poofier than mine! Wow! Awwwww! Sonata’s so CUTE! Oh my gosh, I want to snuggle her! She’s adorable! Awwww! ...Hey, wait! She’s the same girl who went missing from South Ashfield! She’s not dead! Hee, that’s where she went! Wow, that would be a cute story!”

“Yeah,” Ascentia nodded, “Oh, and one more thing… it finally happened.”

Pinkie’s jaw dropped, “...No way! It did?! Really?!”

“Yeah,” Ascentia grinned, “Oh I made that girl scream in ways she didn’t realize she was capable.”

“Niiiice!” Pinkie slapped a high five with her, “That’s soooo awesometacular, Asy! I’m proud of you both!”

Ascentia wrapped an arm around Pinkie’s shoulders and hugged her, “Thanks. Oh that wait was fucking torture.”

“Wasn’t it worth it, though?” Pinkie giggled.

Ascentia sighed, “...Yeah. Twilight’s so gorgeous naked.”

“I bet she is!” Pinkie grinned, “You’re lucky, Asy!”

“Yeah, I am,” Ascentia giggled, “I was her first.”

“That’s quite a great honour to have!” Pinkie patted her back with a grin.

“Yeah,” Ascentia smiled cutely, looking up in time to see Twilight entering the classroom, “Twiley! Over here!”

Twilight blushed, then came and sat down on Ascentia’s other side, “Hey…”

“Did you sleep well?” she asked, nuzzling her cheek.

“...Not really,” Twilight admitted, nuzzling her back.

“Aw, what’s wrong?” Ascentia asked, kissing her cheek.

Twilight blushed more, “Nothing, I just… wished you were there.”

Ascentia smiled warmly and wrapped her arms around Twilight’s waist, “Aw. I wished you were there too.”

“Awww, you guys are sweet!” Pinkie giggled happily.

Ascentia giggled and stroked Twilight’s hair, “Thanks. She’s taken to calling me her Kitten.”

“But you are my Kitten,” Twilight pouted.

Ascentia giggled, “Oh my god, I love that so much!” she squeed, nuzzling into Twilight’s cheek.

“Adorable irony at its finest!” Pinkie declared, winking.

Ascentia giggled and tilted Twilight’s chin up, closing the distance and bringing their lips together as she patted her back. Pinkie giggled and clapped at the sweet display, giving her thumbs up.

“Woohoo! Kissy kissy! Yaaaay!” Pinkie laughed.

Ascentia giggled as she pulled Twilight into her lap, holding tightly to her as they kissed, oblivious to the classroom filling around them. A few students cheered, some laughed, others were cooing at the display. Pinkie meanwhile whistled and cheered, glad for their little milestone. She looked to the doorway, seeing Rainbow entering the class. The moment she saw the display, she grinned, but then placed her book over her crotch. That was odd. Pinkie observed, puzzled at this.

Rainbow sidestepped her way to her desk, sitting down and crossing her legs as she lifted her book away, glancing around quickly to be sure nobody was looking at her before pulling her bag into her lap.

“Are you okay, Dashie?” Pinkie looked at her with concern.

“Ah!” Rainbow jumped in surprise, “Yeah, I’m fine! Just totally fine! I’m finer than fine! I’m double fine!”

“Are you sure?” Pinkie tilted her head.

“Yeah! Sure! Why wouldn’t I be?” Rainbow laughed nervously.

Pinkie rubbed her chin for a moment. There was something about her posture, plus the way she was covering her crotch line. It made no sense. Why would she even do that unless she had something to hide?

It dawned on Pinkie then.

‘Oh wowie! She’s like Maud! That explains EVERYTHING!’ Pinkie thought.

Rainbow sat rigidly as she made an effort to not look anywhere in Ascentia and Twilight’s general direction, “So what did you want, Pinkie?”

“Oh, nothing! Just making sure my buddy’s okay!” Pinkie waved it off with a smile.

“Uh… alright,” Rainbow shrugged as she relaxed a little bit. Looking down, Pinkie could make out the tent in Rainbow’s shorts.

‘Bingo! She totally is!’ Pinkie thought, “Sooooo! Did you have a nice weekend, Dashie? Anything exciting?”

“No,” Rainbow shrugged, “Shy’s off on some internship with some animal thing. Something about Breezies, I wasn’t paying attention.”

Pinkie raised an eyebrow, a little puzzled by that statement. Nonetheless, it was beginning to connect some more dots, “Ohhh yeah! I heard a lot about that! She sent a beautiful post card! But awww, you were all by your lonesome?”

“Yeah. Kind of a bummer,” Rainbow shrugged, “But hey, what are ya gonna do?”

“Yeah, exactly!” Pinkie nodded, reaching over to pat her shoulder, “It’s normal to miss your buddy! You’ll see her later, for sure!”

“Thanks, Pinks,” she smiled, leaning over and hugging her.

“You’re welcome, Dashie!” Pinkie hugged her back and ruffled her hair, “Anytime!”

Rainbow smiled, relaxing in her seat as she gave her back a few pops, “So how was the trip?”

“Terrific!” Pinkie said with a grin, “It’s always superific to see Maudie, but I also met her roommate! Her name’s Treehugger, and she’s actually a hippie! A real hippie! Plus she’s super nice and mellow! She’s so cute! She also did my hair like hers!”

“Yeah, I can see that,” Rainbow chuckled, patting Pinkie’s shoulder and fully relaxing now, “I take it the three of you had your fun together?”

“Ohhhh yeah!” Pinkie nodded, “All weekend long!”

Rainbow snickered, “You’re a riot, Pinkie.”

“Ain’t I, though?” Pinkie leaned toward her, winking, and pulled back, “Besides, I appreciate that Treesie is there to help out Maud with her libido when I can’t be there!”

“Yeah, she sounds like someone who’s up for the D,” Rainbow chuckled.

“Yep! She totally is!” Pinkie nodded rapidly, “She’s kinda like me! Totally up for anyone! She even called herself Maud’s cum dump!”

“Really? Not her girlfriend?” Rainbow raised an eyebrow, looking surprised.

Pinkie shook her head, “Nope! I even asked about that, but Maud said that it’s more of a platonic thing. Besides, Treesie’s… kinda homeless! So she stays there rent-free, so long as she helps out Maud with her problem! Being who she is, I’m not surprised she was up for this arrangement!”

“Whoa, Maud took in a homeless woman just to screw her? Damn!” Rainbow whistled.

“No no! Treesie was in a sucky spot, so Maud let her stay a few days. But Treesie had nowhere else to go, had no job, and Maud decided to let her stay! Because of her problem, she needs constant help so she can function at work! So that became their arrangement!” Pinkie said.

“Yeah, but still. How on earth do you approach someone with that?” Rainbow whistled.

Pinkie smiled, “It’s Maud. She’s always that blunt.”

“I gotta hear that story sometime,” Rainbow chuckled, “Still kinda funny she calls herself a cum dump. That’s not a very flattering term.”

“Treesie doesn’t mind, she’s just calling it what it is!” Pinkie giggled, “Besides, it’s really funny hearing her say it in that voice of hers. Picture…” She thought for a few moments, discreetly smiling, “Flutter-butter saying it!”

Rainbow was quiet for a minute, before she blushed furiously and looked away, casually laying her bag over her lap, “Yeah… that’s… funny…”

‘Bingo.’ Pinkie thought. She giggled, reaching over to pat her shoulder, “So, I’m gonna head to the bathroom! You want to come with?”

“Huh? Why?” Rainbow asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

“Just ‘cause!” Pinkie shrugged, getting up, “We still got time before class starts!”

“Sure, I guess,” Rainbow shrugged, thinking that maybe taking a piss would get rid of her problem. She stood up, slinging her bag in a way that it covered her groin and followed Pinkie out the hall and toward the bathroom.

They came inside, to which Pinkie checked that the coast was clear. She sighed in relief, then went over to a sink to wash her hands. All the while, she glanced toward Rainbow to gauge her movements. She still kept her bag over her groin, subtly glanced toward her rear, and shifted her weight from one foot to the other. All while adjusting her bag accordingly. The tent that she’d seen earlier and could just barely see now were all she needed.

“By the way, Dashie… I know you have a penis,” Pinkie said softly.

Rainbow visibly jumped and blushed, “W-What? What are you talkin’ about?”

“My sister is intersex, remember?” Pinkie said, turning around as she dried her hands, “So I know the signs! Besides, why else are you hiding your crotchy? You do it every day, so I know it’s not ‘cause you got an unlucky greeting from your period!”

“That’s… that’s crazy. I don’t have a… I don’t have that!” Rainbow stammered, backing away from her.

“Dashie, it’s okay!” Pinkie said, holding her hands up, “You can be honest with me about it! Besides, intersex women are more common than you think!”

Rainbow’s lip trembled, and she looked like she was about to cry as she backed up into a wall and had nowhere to go. Pinkie winced, but came a little closer to her.

“Dashie, don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody. But I didn’t want you to live like that anymore,” Pinkie said, exhaling, “Okay?”

“W-What do you mean?” Rainbow asked, trembling as she looked like she was holding back tears.

Coming closer, Pinkie placed her hands on her shoulders, “Dashie… Maud was like that, too. She had to hide her penis for a long time. She was in pure agony because she was horny all the time and had no outlet. It was killing her inside. That’s how we got closer, because she came and asked me for help. So Dashie… don’t do this to yourself! It doesn’t help!”

Rainbow quivered for a minute, before she finally let her bag drop, showing the tent in her shorts as a few tears started to fall down her cheeks. Pinkie smiled, bringing her arms around her in a hug, petting her hair and back.

“It’s okay, Dashie! Atta girl, you did it,” Pinkie whispered.

Rainbow sniffled and wrapped her arms around Pinkie’s shoulders, crying into her neck. Holding her friend close, Pinkie pat her head comfortingly and nuzzled her. She could practically feel just how much of a relief and yet emotional burst this had to have been.

“Don’t worry Dashie, your secret’s safe with me!” Pinkie assured, “It’s gonna be okay.”

Rainbow sniffled and squeezed harder, unable to help the involuntary twitch her hips gave as Pinkie was pressed against her groin. Feeling this, Pinkie rubbed her back comfortingly and whispered into her ear.

“Do you want some help with that, Dashie? I could give you a tuggie or a blowie.”

Rainbow meeped quietly and squeezed harder on Pinkie’s shoulders.

Pinkie giggled, nuzzling her hair, “No really, it’s okay. I don’t mind! Besides, it’ll help you.”

Rainbow nodded, pulling back and wiping her eyes on her sleeve. Pinkie ruffled her hair, giving a light poke to her nose.

“So, what’ll it be?”

Rainbow took a deep breath, trying to steady herself, “S-Suck it…”

“All righty!” Pinkie smiled, getting down to her knees. She carefully grasped Rainbow’s shorts, lowering them down her legs, finally freeing her erection. Giggling, she gave it a gentle touch.

Rainbow shuddered, putting her hands back onto the wall as she felt her knees quiver, “H-how is it?”

“How do you mean, Dashie?” Pinkie asked, giving her member a gentle stroke.

“How do I… compare… to guys… or your sister?” Rainbow asked.

Pinkie thought for a few moments, tapping her chin, “Weeell… It’s kinda hard to top Maud! She’s a little bigger than some average guys! And that’s in girth, actually. You’re definitely on the average side, if not a few notches above! I’ve seen bigger, but I’ve also seen smaller compared to you. Don’t worry though, it looks nice! I don’t think your future wifey will have a problem with it!” She winked.

Rainbow relaxed a little, shuddering as Pinkie stroked her, “This… this is my first time…”

“I figured!” Pinkie giggled, “I get that a lot.” She then engulfed Rainbow’s member into her mouth, bobbing her head a little.

Rainbow gasped and bent forward, closing her eyes tightly as she bit down on her lip, “AH! Holy shit…”

“Mmm-mm-mm!” Pinkie hummed, giggling around her member as best as possible. She went a little faster, gripping Rainbow’s hips for leverage.

Rainbow whimpered and reached around to clutch Pinkie’s head, “Oh my god... “ she jerked her hips slightly.

Pinkie went faster, harder, taking in as much as she could. Anything to make Rainbow’s first ever experience memorable. Especially to help her feel better. Rainbow’s whimpers turned into shaky gasps as Pinkie felt her member making the familiar twitches and clenches they usually did when they were about to go off.

“I’m almost… holy fuck…” Rainbow whined.

Continuing to hum, Pinkie deep-throated, then pulled back some more to prepare for the load. She winked at Rainbow encouragingly, now suckling along the tip.

“Wait…” Rainbow breathed, putting her hands back on the wall, “Can… can it go… go on your… oh jeez…” she couldn’t finish her sentences anymore, on the verge of bursting.

“Go on my what?” Pinkie pulled back, giggling.

Rainbow could no longer speak properly, and instead reached forward, patting Pinkie’s cheek and whimpering.

“Oh! On my face?” Pinkie asked.

Rainbow bit her lip and nodded, whining quietly. Giggling, Pinkie nodded as she stroked her member, aiming it accordingly so that the load would spray onto her face. After a few seconds, the dam finally burst and Rainbow jerked her hips forward, spraying her seed over Pinkie’s face as her hands dug into the wall.

Pinkie took it all in, even a little bit in her mouth, and giggled, letting go. She stood up then, grinning, “So! How was it?”

“Oh my god…” Rainbow breathed, unable to help reaching down and squeezing her member, “That was… that was awesome…”

“Glad you enjoyed it, Dashie!” Pinkie chuckled, taking a paper towel and wiping her face.

“Yeah…” Rainbow started to catch her breath as she pulled her shorts up, “T-Thanks…”

“You’re welcome!” Pinkie said brightly, going back to wash her hands again. She was about to say something else when the door opened, to which she grinned, “Hi, Fluttershy!”

“Hi, girls!” Fluttershy greeted them, then went into one of the stalls.

Pinkie gave Rainbow a thumbs up, indicating nothing was seen. Rainbow sighed, and bit her lip as she glanced at the stall Fluttershy had gone into.

“What’s up, Shy?” she asked.

“Oh, nothing really. But it was a wonderful weekend studying the Breezies! Oh, I can’t wait to show you girls the photos!” Fluttershy giggled from the stall, “How are you two doing? Did you have a good weekend?”

“Uh-huh!” Pinkie nodded, humming as she washed her hands, “It was a great weekend, spent some time with Maudie, and met her roommate! I think you’d like her, Flutters! She’s very nice and mellow, all into the nature stuff and things like that!”

“Oh, how nice!” Fluttershy replied, coming out moments later, “How are you, Rainbow? You’ve been very quiet.”

“I’m okay… spent the weekend alone, reading…” Rainbow said quietly.

“Aww…” Fluttershy washed her hands, looking at her reflection sympathetically, “I’m so sorry, Dashie. You couldn’t spend time with anyone else?”

“Twi and Asy went on a road trip, Pinkie was out of town, Rarity and AJ vanished… nah, not really. It was fine though,” Rainbow shrugged.

“Rare-bear and Applejackie vanished? Oooh! I bet I know where!” Pinkie laughed at this, leaning against the counter as she observed the two.

“Well, all right,” Fluttershy dried her hands, “As long as you were okay. But like I said, you know I’ll make it up to you. We’ll do something this coming weekend, just the two of us.”

“Ooh! Fun!” Pinkie remarked, giggling.

Rainbow glared at her behind Fluttershy’s back, making the “shush” motion, “Yeah, that sounds great, Shy…”

“All right, then! I’ll see you in History, Rainbow,” Fluttershy giggled, giving her a wave. “See you at lunch, Pinkie!”

“Sure thing, Flutter-butter-nutter!” Pinkie winked. As Fluttershy walked away, she glanced at Rainbow, then back at their friend. She grinned, then gave Fluttershy’s rear a smack.

“Ah!” Fluttershy squeaked in surprise. She turned around, rubbing her rear, “Oh, Pinkie!”

“Oopsie! My hand slipped!” Pinkie said innocently.

Giggling, Fluttershy left the bathroom then, leaving the two alone.

Rainbow bit her lip and looked away, “...She’s got a nice butt…”

Pinkie smiled behind her hand, nodding, “Mm-hm! She does have a very nice bum bum! Soooo, what do you think you’re gonna do this weekend? Anything fuuuuun?” She winked.

“Probably not,” Rainbow blushed, “Shy’s big into animals, and I’m not…”

Raising an eyebrow, Pinkie giggled, “Uh-huh… But I bet you have plenty of things in mind, don’t you?”

Rainbow bit her lip, “Yeah, but… Shy wouldn’t go for that…”

“Oh? What makes you say that?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

“She’s… Fluttershy’s straight. She’s not gonna wanna go for me like that. She’s not like you,” Rainbow murmured, “It’s just not worth it…”

“Okay… first off, yay! Glad you finally admitted it!” Pinkie grinned, “Second, how do you know? She could very well be open to that kind of thing with you.”

Rainbow shook her head, “I can’t…”

“Dashie, do you really think she’d shun you for that?” Pinkie placed a hand on her shoulder, “You won’t know unless you try! But I can’t really tell you what to do, soooo… it’s up to you! If you don’t do something about it, though, it might just come back and bite you in the bum.”

Rainbow shook her head, “No… I can’t. It’s easy to come out to you, Pinkie. You’re okay with everything. Shy’s… she’s different…”

“Oh please, just because her parents are stiff no-fun dingle dorks doesn’t mean she is,” Pinkie patted her back, “Just think about it, okey-dokey?”

“Fine… I’ll think about it,” Rainbow lied, reaching over and patting Pinkie’s shoulder.

Pinkie poked her nose, “Dashie… you are a lying liar who lies.”

“Mmph,” Rainbow pouted, folding her arms as the tent in her jeans started to rise again.

Laughing, Pinkie gave her bulge a little pat, “I know it seems hard, Dashie. But I think you’ll find a great opportunity to let it all out. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday. And if you don’t, you know you’ll regret it.”

“I guess…” Rainbow frowned, leaning against her and nuzzling her cheek.

Pinkie hugged her, nuzzling her cheek back, “Besides, you got the best case scenario, too! You guys get all lovey and cuddly, have awesome sexy time, get married, and have a couple little munchkins!”

“Yeah, right,” Rainbow scoffed, “And you’re gonna marry the Principal and Twilight’s gonna be a Princess, we’re gonna be BFF’s with a brothel mistress and I’m going to bang my own soul.”

Staring at her, Pinkie then laughed hysterically, “Now that sounds like a silly story! Where do you come up with this stuff, Dashie?”

“I have too much time, and a lot of dirty fantasies,” Rainbow frowned.

“I can tell. You must keep a journal about ‘em, huh?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

“...Maybe…” Rainbow looked away.

Pinkie giggled, “Aww, but that’s still cute!”

“Not if you knew what was in it,” Rainbow sighed as she slung her bag over her shoulder and headed for the door.

“Maybe not, but still!” Pinkie followed after her, “Don’t lose hope, Dashie! You never know what’s going to happen in the future. Trust me, I think we all learn that the hard way!”

“Uh-huh,” Rainbow rolled her eyes, trying to keep her mind off her already returning erection.