"Oh of course thou should have some food," Luna said while Celestia left the room to find something to eat.

Aaaaaaaaand back to old Equestrian

"Yeah but could you unstrap me first? it would be kinda hard to eat with no hands to eat with," I said because it was kinda scary to lay here only in my underwear "And could I have my stuff back? I kinda need it"

"Sure thou can but all you're weapons will be stored in the vault," Luna said to me.

Damnit why the fuck can't I have my weapons what if I get attacked and I have no fucking weapons then what

I voiced my worries but without the swearing of course "Ok thou may have your wrist blades and nothing else," Luna said.

I cleared my throat and looked at the straps still holding me tight "Oh of course, the straps" Luna said and released me fast.

Luna got a guard to get my stuff and while I waited I checked myself for anything: metal, cuts, scars from cuts and other things Star Swirl could have done while I was asleep and ended up with nothing unless he has hidden it all or used a really good healing spell.

When I finished my clothes, my backpack and hidden blades was here and I took them on, looked in my backpack for my Ipod and my earphones.

No, no, no, no, no... YES! now here they are, ok lets get this show on the road

I took them and plugged my earphones into the Ipod and found my favorite song (just play it til it stops or whatever) because I always calmed down when I heard music even if it was pop or whatever.

Luna looked at me a bit confused when I used the thing none of her magicians could use or find out how worked so easily though it was my stuff after all and when I started bobing my head in takt with the beat Luna just looked even more confused than before.

Oh yeah she doesn't know how my Ipod works. And I won't tell her

I followed her to a big room with a big dinning table, on the table was one of the biggest dinners i've ever seen before and sitting at it were Celestia, Luna walked over and sat at the table I as before followed her over and pulled her chair out for her.

"Such a gentlestallion" Luna said.

I sat on the other side of the table eating as I normally would even though I was very very hungry, because can't eat like a pig in front of the princesses that's just not very good to do.

"So what happened while I was out cold?" I asked trying to strike up conversation.

"Nothing much just the usual" Clestia said.

"Ok now I just want to know where my weapons are" I said.

They both looked at each other then Celestia began "Um we won't tell you" and Luna continued "because thou kinda knocked a whole regiment out with nothing but your swords and the things thou had on thee breast..." Celestia picked it up "We found out how they worked because of an accident with where one of those things was pulled back and then it kinda snapped down and the front kinda exploded and one of our guards was injured with a metal ball in his leg,"

I just looked at them "So you say that one of your guard shot himself with one of my pistols and why can't I habe them back again?" I said because they hadn't said why just what had happened.

"Because thou could kill most of our guards with all thee weapons very fast and we don't have the things to protect from anything else than thou swords," Luna explained.

"hmm that's probably right but whatever" I said rising from the table and walking out.

Ok I need all my stuff before I get out of here... But where could they be?

I walked through the hall and at last found the armory, walked in and found myself face to face with some guards, I just walked slowly around them and got over to 'Confiscated Weapons' opened it to find all my stuff hanging there.

"You shouldn't take anything from that locker none of it is yours" one of the guards said.

I walked over to him and looked him directly in the eyes "Some of the things in there is actually mine the swords, the guns and probably some of my other random crap" I said staring directly into his eyes and of course the gen for looking away when someone is staring into your eyes came in and made him look away "But I was just looking for them to make sure they are in good hands"

I walked out of the room not looking back for one second.

"So, Luna ready for round two?" I asked.

"Well of course we are ready for what thy have in store for us" Luna replied.

"Very well" I said before running at her.

I came in with a low swipe and she dodged and tried to counterattack, but I blocked and gave her a big ol' punch to the gut, Luna bent down and got a breather, but before she could finish I came in and made a spartan kick to her side and she was flung to the other side of the ring.

"Luna when you finally beat me I will take you for dinner" I said.

"Then we are going to beat thou into submission" Luna said while coming at me.

I easily sidestepped her charge and gave her a little smack on her booty, she glared at me and charged again and again I sidestepped now giving her a light punch in the back of her head, she fell but was quickly on her feet again (or hooves... I dont know) this time charging again but when I sidestepped she was ready and gave a quick slap over my chin, I looked at her and smiled.

"Very good find the repetition of you enemy's moves" I said now taking a more aggressive stance.

She charged and thought I would do the same as before but no, I fell down on my back and when she was over me I kicked upwards and hit her right in the stomach, she flew over to the corner and got up shakingly.

"Ok we submit to thou for now" Luna said and got out of the ring.

"If that's what you want" I said and got out aswell.

I walked into the changing area with the showers.

How do they have showers at this time?... Magic? its magic right?

I finished and got my clothes on, then I walked down the halls and into the armory, noone where in the armory because all the guards was in the yard practicing and training, I walked over to the con. weapons locker (Ha get the joke? no? ok) I opened it, took my weapons and walked down some other corridors and out onto a platform for airships and about now a prisoner ship should have come down and begin taking out all the prisoners, I walked over to the ship when I saw it and began to cock my guns and when a guard walked up to me I took out one of my guns and shot him right in the chest.

Then hell broke lose and all the guards focused on me and the prisoners began to strangle the nearest guards, I jsut waited for some of them while I was reloading my gun, the first guard that got to be got a bullet to the brain and then I did my flurry of guns and used all six and killed six guards and then I took out my swords and began to slice throats, cut limbs and crush skulls, all the while the prisoners got aboard the ship again and thankfully waited for me, I killed one last guard and then began running at the ship while morioning for the prisoners to take off and take off they did and just in time for me to jump and grab some wood.

I crawled up onto deck and saw all of them with a wide variety of emotions: happiness, astonishment (because i am so awesome), fear and much more.

"Ok I will just say this once" I began "Who wants to join my crew on this fine ship? put a hand in the air" almost all hands flew up but a small amount were still down "everyone who doesn't want to be part of the crew will be thrown over the edge" now all the hands were up.

"Ok any questions?" I asked.

Seeing only two hands "Ok you with the brown coat and gray mane"

"My name is Dirt Mover and my question is who are you?" Dirty said. (Nicknames because I can)

"Very good question and here is the answer: Sir Edward Kenway" I said.

Everyone looked confused because I said Sir and I only said Sir to sound more cool.

"Ok next up purple mane and lime green coat" I said.

"Ok I have two questions: If you are a Sir why would you help us? and what is those things on your arms?" he said.

"Ah yes I am not a Sir I just like it, it makes my name sound cooler and for your second question: they are called hidden blades and are retractable blades that can pierce many things and before any of you ask no you can't get a pair" I said.

We had been plundering a bit here and a bit there and at last we were able to take on a royal ship and take it on we did until I walked into the Captains cabin and saw two princesses with elements of harmony flying around them I just stood there and made a cool pose.

And while I got frozen in stone I just said...

"Please make a book about all my martial arts, Luna please" I said as the last thing for probably a thousand years or so...

Author's Notes:

Yes finally got that second part there and now to the real story

And for the first chapter I have made a crossover with someone you may know *drum thing* Bronyparasite with his sequel to The Darker Side Of Life and have some future plans with his Folteren

But I am signing out and may I see you in the next chapter.