How I Took Over Equestria in 7 Steps

When dared to do the impossible. Godson must find a way to take over Equestria, in order to avoid being called retarded. This won't end well.

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Entry for Rage Review's "F*** THIS PROMPT! #2!"

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Godson is dared by a friend to take over Equestria. Equipped with only his phone, he'll have to figure out how to complete his dare in order to avoid complete and utter stupidity with his friends.

Unless it's too much work. Then he'll probably give up.

Because lazy.

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YES, THIS IS A SELF INSERT. I ACTUALLY ACT LIKE THIS. (Edit: SOMETIMES.)

NO REGRETS.

If you haven't realized yet. This story isn't meant to be taken...seriously. If you came for a good laugh, you've come to the right place. Otherwise, you may want to run away. You've been warned.

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