Spike's Sexual Misadventures
Chapter 16: Dashing With Rainbows
Previous Chapter Next ChapterSpike was standing in front of the bedroom mirror, admiring his reflection. He adjusted his pimp hat slightly, and flexed his muscles at the mirror.
“Lookin’ good Spike!” he said out loud, bobbing his eyebrows at himself. He deflated, giving a deep sigh. He used to enjoy doing this when he was alone, but now it was just boring.
Still two more days to go until Twilight’s return. The previous day, he had gone all over Ponyville, trying to get laid, without any real success. All his friends had been busy. In the end he had achieved a limited degree of success, as he found Applejack and her brother Big Macintosh having sex in their barn, and got himself off watching them. It had gotten a bit iffy at the end however, when Applejack had mistakenly shouted his name as she came. It had given him quite a start, and for a moment he had thought they had seen him. As it turned out, that didn’t seem to be the case, however, and he had gotten away unseen. He couldn’t help but snicker, wondering if they would spot the huge splotch of jizz he had left on the barn door.
As his mind returned to the present, his heart sank again. Now he was just plain bored again. He let out a yawn, so massive that he almost dislocated his jaw. What to do, what to do, he thought. He could go down to the laboratory and play with Twilight’s chemistry equipment, but he wasn’t sure if it was a good idea - he might break something or mess up a recipe. The last time he had done that, Twilight had been furious at him, and the resulting eggy smell still lingered in some of the less ventilated corners of the basement.
He almost chuckled as he recalled Twilight’s face when she entered the laboratory. It hadn’t been quite as funny back then, however, as Twilight had made him clean the floor with a toothbrush afterwards. His mind once again locked on to Twilight. She was so sexy when she was mad. “Angry sex is best sex.” he thought, grinning. Maybe he would just slightly break something - just enough to tick her off a bit, without making too much of a mess.
But Twilight still wouldn’t be back until two days later, so there really wasn’t much point in doing that now. He hopped onto the bed, and buried his face in the pillow out of boredom. The pillow smelled nice - like Twilight’s mane. But he was still bored.
He was about to doze off, when he was violently snapped awake by an ear-shattering crash. He spun around to see that where there had once been a bookcase, there was now a gaping hole in the wall. On the floor underneath the hole, was a large pile of debris, covered in a cloud of dust, and wooden splinters littered the floor.
Curious as to what could have caused this to happen, Spike hopped down from the bed, and approached the debris. As the dust started to settle, he could make out something moving, and a cough sounded from the debris. A blue pegasus mare with a rainbow-colored mane and tail lay sprawled on her back in the middle of the debris, her wings outstretched. She opened her eyes, a confused expression on her face.
“Rainbow Dash!?” Spike exclaimed.
“Oops!” Rainbow Dash said, staring apologetically up at Spike, who was unsure what to make of the situation.
With amazing grace and agility, she flipped herself around onto her hooves and shook her body, sending a cloud of dust into the room. She folded her wings and looked around, surveying the wreckage around her.
“Uh... sorry about the wall.” she apologized. “... and whatever was on the inside of it.” she added, looking at the pile of torn books and debris at her hooves. “I was just trying out some new moves, and... I guess I got a bit carried away...” she explained.
Spike raised his hand to his face and swept away the thick layer of dust that coated it, then shook himself to get rid of the dust covering his body.
“Oops. Sorry!” Rainbow Dash apologized again, grinning sheepishly.
Spike was beginning to realize something. His boredom problem might just have resolved itself. There was still one of his friends he hadn’t banged, and she was standing in front of him right now. A grin spread across his face.
“Don’t worry about it.” he said quickly, not really caring about the wall at the moment.
“Say, Rainbow...” he began, “Have you ever done it while flying?”
“Done what?” she asked curiously, staring at him with her big round eyes.
That innocent look almost made Spike jizz his scales. “You know... it.” he said, slightly uncomfortable. Surely she wasn’t so inexperienced that she didn’t know about these things?
“Oooh, you mean...” she began, blushing slightly. A slight smile crossed her face. “Wait... that’s kinda personal. Why are you asking me this?” she said, raising an eyebrow at Spike. “Have you been talking to Pinkie Pie!?” she added, not waiting for his reply.
“I... Pinkie Pie?” Spike wondered. “Why do you ask?”
“No reason.” said Rainbow Dash, pursing her lips and looking around the room for something to stare fixedly at in order to avoid Spike’s inquisitive gaze.
“Well, no, I haven’t. Not about you anyway.” Spike said. “I was just wondering if you’d like to try it.” he said, waggling his eyebrows at her.
Rainbow Dash seemed to have forgotten her embarrassment, and was staring intently at Spike. She looked him up and down. “With you?” she asked.
“Do you see anyone else around here?” Spike replied sarcastically.
Rainbow Dash looked around the room. “Nope.” she said. “I guess that’s a yes then...”
She seemed to ponder the idea for a while, examining Spike.
“Well, I’ve never done it with a dragon before...” she said. Or a boy...
A sudden realization struck her. “Wait, do you even have a...?” she wondered, squinting her eyes and staring at his groin.
“Of course I do.” said Spike. “It’s just normally hidden under my scales.”
“How did you think dragons reproduced?”
Rainbow Dash had never even given that a thought before. She shrugged.
She had always been more comfortable around mares than stallions, but she had occasionally fantasized about being rutted by a stallion too. Now she had the opportunity to give it a try - and with a dragon even. At the thought of this, she felt a tingling sensation between her hind legs.
*POMF*
Her wings involuntarily shot upright, as she felt excitement spread through her body at the thought of being penetrated.
This was just too good a chance to pass up.
“Is that a yes?” Spike smirked, eyeing Rainbow’s erect wings.
Rainbow Dash tried to shake off the filthy thoughts that had invaded her mind.
“Sure, why not.” she replied, struggling hard to contain her excitement and stay cool.
She could feel wetness building up in her nether regions, and hoped Spike wouldn’t notice - not yet anyway.
A thought suddenly struck her. “Uh, wait a minute... I can fly, but you can’t. Wouldn’t it be dangerous for you to do me while flying? What if you fell off?”
“I’ve already thought of that.” Spike replied smugly. “Hold on a second.”
He moved over to his basket and started to dig around under the blankets.
After fumbling with the blankets for a while, he pulled out a leather bridle with reins and held it up towards Rainbow Dash.
“What’s that?” she said, raising an eyebrow at the device.
“It’s a bridle and reins.” Spike explained. “I borrowed it from Pinkie Pie a while ago to try out with Twi-” he cut himself off. “-my marefriend, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.”
An amused grin spread across Rainbow Dash’s face. “So... you and Twi are an item huh?” she said, giving Spike a teasing bump on the shoulder with her hoof.
“Oh, don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me.” she added smugly.
“Did Pinkie get you involved in her exclusive little club too?” Rainbow Dash inquired. “That thing looks like something they would use.” she added, examining the bridle.
“You know about the S&M club?” Spike asked.
“Yeah.” she replied. “She asked me to join, back when they started it.”
“So, you’re a member too?” he asked, surprised at this revelation.
“Nah. It didn’t seem like my kind of thing at the time.” she answered dismissively. “You know, the whole S&M thing with leather and whips and stuff.”
“But hey, whatever floats your boat, I guess.”
“I wasn’t really into it either.” said Spike. “Still am not really, but hey, they like it, so who am I to deny them their pleasure.”
“I don’t really mind beating them up a bit. It relieves stress, and makes them really horny, so the sex afterwards is great. Especially Fluttershy.”
“Whoa, really? She got Fluttershy to join?” Rainbow Dash burst out chuckling. “I never would’ve guessed she was into that sort of thing.”
“Are you kidding? She’s probably even more into it than Pinkie Pie.” Spike said. “She may be shy most of the time, but when she gets horny she’s like a wild beast.”
“Huh.” Rainbow Dash said. “And I thought I knew her well.”
“She always was a quiet one though.” she added, a thoughtful expression on her face.
The silence was broken by the sound of a drop of liquid hitting the floor between Rainbow’s hind legs. Her face almost instantly went red as she realized Spike was staring directly at the wet spot below her.
A grin of realization spread across Spike’s face. “Oh, I get it.” he said. “You’ve got the hots for Fluttershy.”
“Do not!” Rainbow retorted in a dismissive tone. “Weell... maybe a little...” she finally admitted, after a few moments of Spike silently staring at her. “Don’t you dare tell her I said so, though!” she added defensively. “She probably doesn’t swing that way anyway.” she finished, a tone of sadness in her voice.
“I wouldn’t be so sure about that.” said Spike. “Before I joined the S&M club, they didn’t usually have any male attendees.”
“Really?” Rainbow asked, a tone of disbelief in her voice. Her face brightened noticeably.
“Yeah. If you really feel that way about her, you should tell her. I wish I had realized how I felt about Twilight sooner, and how she felt about me. It would have saved us both a lot of pain.” Spike said.
“Maybe...” she said uncertainly, staring down at the floor. Suddenly, her head sprung back up, and the fire of confidence flared up once more in her eyes. “Aaanyhow, this is getting way too emotional. Are we gonna do it or not!?”
”It’s starting to drip down my legs back there.” she added.
“Of course.” Spike said. “If you still want to.”
“Hay yeah! I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to be fucked by a guy.” she exclaimed, then blushed as she realized what she had just said. “I mean...”
“You’ve never been with a stallion?” Spike asked in disbelief. He could hardly believe that such a beautiful mare as Rainbow Dash would have been left alone by the bachelor stallions of Ponyville and Cloudsdale.
“Nah. I always felt more comfortable with mares.” Rainbow replied after a short period of silence.
“I’ve often wondered what it feels like though.”
“Well, you’re about to find out.” Spike said, grinning.
He began the process of putting the bridle on Rainbow Dash. She expressed some discontent, but didn’t resist. After some fiddling, Spike finally got the bridle properly in place.
“There.” he said. “That should do it.”
“Now I should be able to hold on to the reins in case I fall off.”
“Great! Let’s go then!” said Rainbow Dash.
Spike climbed onto her back and held on to the reins as she turned around and took a running jump out of the hole in the wall, spreading her wings as she leapt into open air. Flapping her wings, she ascended rapidly, and soon they could barely see the ground anymore.
Spike was holding tightly on to the reins. Her beautiful rainbow-colored mane was billowing in the air, brushing against his face and belly as they soared through the sky. At first his stomach tingled uncomfortably from looking down at the distant buildings of Ponyville far below, but gradually he got used to the sensation and started to appreciate the amazing view.
“Wow! I never realized how awesome it is to fly!” Spike yelled towards Rainbow Dash’s ears, trying to drown out the sound of the wind.
She turned her head around, smiling at him. “I know, right!”
“Can you fly on your back?” Spike asked.
“Sure. I can’t see very well that way, but that doesn’t matter. There’s nothing up here anyway.” Rainbow Dash replied. “You’ll need to hold on tight though.”
She slowly rotated herself around in the air, allowing Spike to keep up and stay on top of her, and bent her neck up, looking at Spike between her front hooves which were now sticking up in the air. “Is this better?”
“Yeah!” Spike said, grinning. “Let’s get started!”
“Can you lick me here?” Spike said, pointing to the spot between his legs where his penis was normally hidden. Rainbow Dash bent closer, stuck out her tongue and gave the magic spot a long wet lick.
It felt amazing, and the tingling of arousal immediately spread through his body.
His dick started to grow almost instantly.
“Wow!” came an outburst from Rainbow Dash, who was now looking in amazement at his huge dong in front of her. “How do you even fit that thing in there!?”
“I dunno.” Spike said, shrugging.
Although Rainbow Dash had seen pictures, and heard other mares talking about how stallions liked to be sucked and licked, she had never had the opportunity to try it out yet. Now she had one right in front of her, and curiosity swelled up in her.
“Say... can I taste it?” she asked, an expression of excitement on her face.
“Knock yourself out!” Spike replied.
He grabbed his dick and pointed it towards her muzzle, and watched as she stuck out her tongue gave the head a wet sloppy lick. She then proceeded to wrap her muzzle around it and gobble on it, slowly taking more and more of its length into her mouth, her thick warm saliva lubricating it and sending jolts of pleasure through Spike’s body. After taking it in about half-way, she stopped and looked up at Spike. The innocent nervous expression on her face aroused him greatly.
“Hmmf?” she said, her voice muffled by his cock, but seemed to quickly realize that it was pointless to try to talk.
“You’re doing fine.” Spike said. Placing his hands around her head, he slowly pulled her further onto his cock. She gagged a bit at first, but didn’t resist. Finally, she had taken his entire length in her. She seemed to relax a bit, and he spotted mischievous glint in her eyes as he felt her hot wet tongue starting to tease his shaft within her muzzle.
“Ooh yeah, that feels good! Keep going!” he said, hoping to reassure her. She seemed to become more confident, and started to move her head back and forth, letting her tongue dance playfully against his rock hard member as it slid in and out of her mouth. Waves of pleasure flowing through his body, he grabbed her sexy blue pony ears and began to fondle them, eliciting a muffled moan of pleasure from the blue pegasus underneath him.
An idea suddenly struck him. He lowered his tail onto her crotch behind him, moved it around until it found her nipples and began to tease them playfully. Her breath fastened, and he could feel her belly muscles twitch with pleasure under his feet as his tail toyed with her teats. She continued to suck his cock, violently caressing his shaft with her tongue and moaning as his tail danced across her nethers.
Spike moved slid his tail between her boobs and found the entrance to her marehood, which by now was overflowing with her juices. Parting her labia with his tail, he slipped the tip into her sopping wet hole and began to wriggle it around.
Rainbow Dash was nearly in heaven. The feel of the wind caressing her body as she flew upside down, and Spike’s tiny clawed feet pressing against her chest as she sucked his cock while he teased and pleasured her with his tail was unlike anything she had experienced before. She was quivering with pleasure, and had to muster all of her willpower to keep her wing beats synchronized. A lightening bolt of pleasure shot up her spine, as she felt the ribs of the young dragon’s scaly tail rubbing against her clit, and she felt a pressure building up between her legs, as if she had to pee.
Spike was on the verge of an orgasm, when a muffled scream erupted from Rainbow Dash and he felt her entire body starting to shake underneath him, her legs twitching wildly in the air. He felt her soft slippery insides clench down on his tail and drenching it in her marely juices as it erupted out of her in short squirts into the air, raining down to the ground below.
The sensation of her tight wet cunt squeezing his tail finally brought him over the edge. Grabbing her head tightly, and pulling her all the way onto his cock, pressing his balls against her drooling muzzle, he began to shoot load after load of his seed down her throat, while continuing to thrust his tail into her still squirting lovehole.
Another muffled scream of pleasure erupted from her muzzle, and her wings gave a few erratic twitches before finally freezing up completely. Almost immediately, her body began to drop, rapidly losing altitude. His orgasm subsiding, Spike started to become nervous about the situation. If Rainbow Dash didn’t regain control of wings quickly, they would be in trouble. As Spike felt his legs leaving her belly, his tail slid out of her soaked pussy, and he gripped her head even tighter, feeling vertigo set in as they entered into free fall. Momentarily paralyzed in fear as they plummeted towards the ground, he felt his bladder releasing, his now rapidly softening dick ejecting its contents deep into Rainbow Dash’s throat.
With a sudden jerk, Rainbow Dash’s wings sprung back into action and she spun around, rocketing back upwards. Still clenching his arms around her head, Spike opened his eyes and let out a sigh of relief. She had turned around again and raised her head again.
She turned her head around, so that Spike was over her back. “Mmmf!” she said, giving him a mildly annoyed look and trying to spit him out. He took the hint. He grabbed the reins with one hand, before releasing his grip and letting himself slide down onto her back again. As his penis slipped out of her mouth, she started coughing and retching, streaks of drool escaping her mouth and disappearing behind them as they flew.
“Pffft!” Rainbow Dash spat, sticking her tongue out. “Did you just pee in my mouth!?”
“Sorry!” Spike said, grinning apologetically at her. He was still a bit shaky after the fall, and his heart was racing. “It just sort of happened when we started falling.”
“Yeah, I kinda lost control of my wings for a moment there.” she conceded. A smile spread across her face, and she blushed a bit. “That was one heck of an orgasm though! You sure know how to please a mare with that tail of yours!”
“Bitch, please!” said Spike sarcastically, nonchalantly biting his claws. “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”
He paused for a while, before continuing. “You ready for the main course?” he said, indicating his semi-erect dragon cock.
“Aww, yeah!” she said, admiring his now once more growing dong. “Ya want me to turn around again?”
“Nah. Let’s try something else. Just keep flying.” he replied.
As they had now gotten quite far away from Ponyville, Rainbow Dash took a u-turn and headed back towards the town. “We don’t wanna get too far away, or it’ll take forever to get back.” she explained.
Holding tightly on to the reins, he made his way over to her rump. Looking down at the sleek blue pegasus underneath him, he admired her firm athletic haunches. He’d never realized before how well-toned she was. From a distance, she looked rather slim and skinny, but now that he was standing on top of her, looking down at her flanks, he realized that while they were quite small and light, they were very firm and muscular.
Sliding the reins over his head, around his back, and under his arms, he carefully lowered himself down behind her. Her rainbow-colored tail billowed in the wind behind her, brushing softly against his face as he hung down behind. Firmly gripping the reins in one hand, he slid a clawed hand in between her haunches, across the wetness of her marehood, and onto her teats, smearing them with her own natural lubricant. She began to moan lightly, and he could feel her wetness beginning to drip down his arm as he rubbed and teased her now slippery nipples with his hand. His cock was once again rock hard.
Putting his feet on her haunches and pushing himself away from her, he grabbed his cock in one hand, and pointed it directly at her inviting pussy. “Here comes the torpedo!” he yelled, as he kicked off against her rump and moved his legs away, letting his body slam into her. Her body shook, and she gave a cute little yelp as his cock penetrated her with great force, embedding itself inside her all the way to the base, producing a wet squishy sound. A shock wave of pleasure shot through his body as he slammed into her, nearly causing him to jizz instantly, but he was able to hold himself back.
His heart racing with arousal, he waited a short while to contain his orgasm, before placing one hand on her firm flank-cheek and pushing himself out of her, then letting go and allowing gravity to slam him all the way into her again. He could hear her breathing getting heavier, and she began to moan and loudly as his pulsating rod pounded into her repeatedly at an increasing pace. Spike loved the cute way her voice cracked when she got excited, and the sound of her sexy squeals of pleasure combined with the sound of his balls slapping wetly against her plot was driving him crazy with pleasure.
He paused his movements.
“Hey, Rainbow!” he yelled, trying to drown out the noise of the wind.
“Yeah!?” she yelled back.
“Think you can do a Sonic Rainboom when you come!?” he asked, grinning at his crazy idea.
She was silent for a moment. “I dunno. I can try, I guess!” she said.
“It’ll take a moment to build up enough speed though.”
After thinking for a moment, she continued “Okay, here’s the plan. When I yell ‘NOW!’, focus your full effort on setting me off.”
“Okay!” he said, resuming his pounding.
He felt a tingling sensation in his stomach as Rainbow Dash began to accelerate rapidly, flapping her wings faster and harder than before. Switching over to using his legs to push himself away, he slid his arm down between her haunches, back onto her still slippery boobs and began to massage her teats again, causing her breath to fasten and her moans to intensify. She was accelerating rapidly now, and Spike was forced to squint in order to be able to keep his eyes open in the wind that was blasting against his face.
“NOW!” she yelled over the noise of the wind.
Not wasting any time, he took his hand off her teats and thrust one of his clawed fingers into her slit, teasing her clit with his claw, and started grinding his balls against her plot in quick thrusts. He grabbed her billowing tail between his teeth and began to tug it, and he felt a shudder of pleasure run through her body as he pounded into her, violently rubbing her clit with his hand.
A mach cone was starting to form around them as they approached Sonic Rainboom speed, and Spike had to hold on tight so as not to be blown away by the wind. He was beginning to question whether it had been a good idea at all, but it was too late to do anything about it now.
He was about to come, and by her breathing, he guessed that Rainbow Dash was as well.
Finally, Spike felt her wet insides clench down around his cock, and she let out a loud cracked scream as she came, spraying her juices onto his crotch. The sensation of her cunt massaging him and her wet cum splashing onto his balls set him off as well. His body erupted in a storm of pleasure, and he grabbed on to the reins as hard as he could as he began to fill her up with his semen.
In the Ponyville town square, business was bustling as always. Combover Liverspot, a scruffy old Pony with a pipe cutie mark, was taking his daily stroll, when a sudden explosion in the sky shook the ground. Everypony in the town square turned their eyes towards the sky as a rainbow-colored contrail started to form overhead. Combover was curious. He’d never seen anything quite like this before, but the colors reminded him of something. That mare with the rainbow-mane who had saved that time when the balcony of the retirement home had collapsed. What was her name again... Rainbow Dash?
He felt a drop of liquid landing on his forehead, then another. Is it raining? No, it can’t be. There is not a cloud in sight.
He wiped the drops off with his hoof and sniffed it. Urine?
A sudden realization hit him. “Dagnab hooligan pegasi! Kids these days have no shame... using the sky as a toilet!” he grumbled, raising his hoof angrily towards the sky.
The force of the wind had caused Spike to slip out of her hole. Rainbow Dash’s orgasm was still going, and a mixture of semen, vaginal juices and the contents of her bladder was spraying out uncontrollably behind her, forming a cone around him, as he clung to the reins. The juices were making the reins slippery, and his grip was rapidly failing. Just before he slipped, he grabbed on to her rainbow-colored tail flopping in the wind, but it was also soaked in fluids, and his hands quickly started to slide backwards along it, until finally he was left grasping at thin air. Aww, shit...
Vertigo quickly took its grip on him as he started to plummet to his certain doom. Looking down, he could make out the buildings of Ponyville, getting steadily closer as he fell. This was it. He was done for. He closed his eyes and braced himself for the inevitable impact.
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