Spike's Sexual Misadventures
Chapter 14: Toilet Sparkle
Previous Chapter Next ChapterSpike woke up feeling exceptionally well-rested, his body resting against Twilight’s warm furry body. At some point during their sleep, Twilight had rolled over on her side, causing Spike to slide down next to her, between her hind legs. Realizing his penis was still partially embedded in her loins, he pulled it out, making a sloppy wet *shlorp* sound. As he did so, Twilight stirred, moaning softly in her sleep. Pushing her hind legs aside, he stood up in the bed. Twilight looked so peaceful and innocent where she lay, her hooves and tail occasionally twitching as she dreamed.
A warm fuzzy feeling grew inside Spike as he looked down on the purple pony. He just wanted to hug her tight. She hadn’t always been as nice to him as she had for the last year or so, living in Ponyville, but he knew that deep down she had always had a special place for him in her heart - and, he realized, so had he for her. It was, he guessed, only natural that growing up together, they had had their differences.
Brushing the crusty cum-flakes off his belly and privates, he dropped himself down to the floor and went over to the window to open the curtains. It had still been quite early in the day when they went to sleep, and judging by the daylight outside, it was now late in the evening. They had slept away most of the day.
Behind him, he could hear Twilight stirring, and mumbling something incoherent as she started to wake up. He turned around to see her stretching out her back and hooves contentedly and hopping out of bed, making a clopping sound as her hooves hit the floor.
“Spike... what time is it?” she asked groggily, looking at him with her eyes half-closed.
Spike glanced over at the cuckoo clock next to the window. “Almost 7.” he said. “In the evening. We slept through most of the day.”
“Oh.” she replied, apparently still not fully awake.
Spike’s eyes fixed on her tail, which was flicking back and forth behind her, looking unusually stiff and oddly shaped. “Um... your tail...” he began, starting to walk over to her. He grabbed her cum-encrusted tail with both his hands and squeezed it, causing more white flakes similar to the ones he’d brushed off himself earlier to drizzle onto the floor. Twilight turned her head around to look at him as he went to work on her tail, but said nothing. After he had been kneading it for a while, it started to regain its normal shape and flexibility.
“That’s better.” he said, smiling at her.
She smiled back at him. “Thanks.”
“So... are you like... my marefriend now?” Spike asked, feeling very stupid that he had to ask such a question.
Twilight answered his question by placing her hooves around him and embracing him in a long and passionate kiss. When she finally released him, she said “Does that answer your question?”, and smiling at him.
He nodded breathlessly.
For the next few minutes, he watched her magically remove the sheets they had cooperatively messed up and place them in a laundry basket, then use the power of her horn to evaporate the liquid that had soaked into the mattress. An odd smell filled the room as she did so, prompting Spike to open the window to get some fresh air into the room.
When she was finished tidying up the bed, she turned back to him, giving him a sexy look. “How about you and I take a bath together?” she said, then sniffed at her fur. “I smell like Eau de Pissoir.” she giggled.
Spike chuckled at her joke. “Yeah, me too.” he said, sniffing his hand.
They headed to the bathroom, and closing the door behind them Twilight started to prepare a bath. She adjusted the temperature until it was just right and opened the faucet fully, letting the hot water start filling the bathtub. Her horn lit up, as she opened her private bathroom cupboard, which had so far been off-limits to Spike, and produced a box of bath salt. He wasn’t sure exactly what else she kept in there, and he hadn’t dared to ask her before. As she added some of the contents of the box to the water, foam started to form on the water, and a pleasant flowery smell began to fill the room.
Replacing the box in her mysterious cupboard, she turned to Spike once more. “While we wait for the tub to fill up, why don’t you rince me out?” she said, giving him a seductive look. “After all, we wouldn’t want the bath water to get all dirty, would we?”
“Would I ever...” Spike replied, grinning widely at her kinky suggestion.
She hoisted herself onto the toilet seat, taking care to keep her tail out of the water in the bowl, and spread her hind legs widely, giving Spike a perfect view of her most private bits. The sight of her scrumptious purple mound being presented to him was enough to coerce his hose out of its hiding place. Placing her front hooves between her legs, she pulled her lips apart, baring her pink insides, and allowing a thin string of white goo to ooze out and dribble into the water below.
“Okay, I’m ready. Flush me out Spike.” she said, smiling at him.
Pushing his step stool into place in front of the toilet and stepping onto it, Spike readied his water gun. Then, pointing it directly at Twilight’s gaping hole, he released himself at full force, sending a powerful beam of yellow liquid straight into her depths. Her body tensed up, and she let out a moan of pleasure as the warm urine splashed forcefully against her cervix, flowing out into the bowl below and taking with it the white goo coating her insides.
“Oh yes! Flush it all out!” she moaned.
Twilight bit her lips as Spike’s hot stream hammered her back wall, sending intense waves of pleasure coarsing through her body. She felt her hind legs involuntarily twitching, and her tail flicking uncontrollably back and forth behind her as the intense feeling washed through her body.
She felt her legs going weak with pleasure, and her body quivering with excitement.
As the last remnants of his seed flowed into the toilet below, Spike readjusted his cannon, aiming it slightly higher. Another spasm rocked Twilight’s body, and she gasped, as his concentrated beam stimulated her clitoris and urethra.
“Ooh, Spike! That feels... great... don’t stop!” she managed to stammer out in between moans.
Letting out a soft nicker, she too released her bladder, and watched with her eyes almost closed as a stream of urine erupted from between her legs, soaking the toilet seat and splashing onto Spike’s chest and privates. She didn’t care. It was nothing a few towels couldn’t take care of afterwards.
A flare of arousal surged up in Spike as Twilight’s hot stream splashed against him, flowing down the front of his body and onto the bathroom floor. An interesting idea suddenly entered his mind. He readjusted his wand slightly so that their streams crossed, canceling out their momentum and forcing Twilight’s beam into the toilet water below, while showering her groin and inner thighs with drops. He had enjoyed the feeling of it splashing against him, but he just had to try this.
“This is fun!” he thought, grinning.
Finally, Spike ran out of juice, but Twilight was still going. Without the opposing force of Spike’s stream, her stream resumed its former trajectory onto Spike’s chest. Spike, figuring he might as well enjoy it while it lasted, tilted his dick upward, blocking her flow with its tip. It felt amazing. Jolts of pleasure shot up his spine, as her warm yellow stream of piss caressed the tip of his cock, flowing down his balls and onto the floor. He gently stroked himself, letting the sweet warm liquid run through his claws.
A few moments later, Twilight ran out of juice as well, and her beam died down, splashing onto the toilet before finally stopping.
“Wow!” she said, opening her eyes, her face red with arousal, and panting. “That was... more intense than I would have imagined.”
“Yeah...” said Spike, still rubbing the last remains of her piss up and down the shaft of his dick with his hand.
Twilight giggled. She looked over at the bathtub, which by now was almost full and overflowing with foam. “How about we continue in the tub?” she suggested, throwing Spike a seductive look.
“I’m up for that.” Spike agreed, grinning at the thought.
Twilight lowered her front hooves to the floor and slid herself off the toilet again. Once back on all fours, she closed the faucet again using her telekinesis, and trotted over to the bathtub. By now, the room had filled up with the warm pleasant-smelling steam emanating from the bathtub. She lifted her front hooves over the rim and lowered them into the warm water, then followed with her hind legs, almost disappearing out of sight in the mountain of foam that topped the tub.
“Are you coming, Spike?” Spike heard Twilight’s voice coming from inside the foam.
“Yeah, let me just...” he began, but cut off as a purple glow grabbed him and lifted him off the floor. He could hear Twilight giggling from inside the foam. A pleasant tingling sensation filled his body as the glow pulsed around his body, hovering him over the rim of the bathtub and lowering him into the foam-covered water.
As the hot water enveloped his body, he could feel the last remnants of crusty residue on his scales begin to melt away. The pleasant warmth of the water began to penetrate his body, and combined with the flower-scented steam made him feel very relaxed.
Barely able see anything due to the foam, Spike took a few steps forward, fumbling with his hands in front of him trying to fan away the bubbles. He quickly bumped into something soft, and heard Twilight giggling. A purple glow lit up for a moment, causing a blast of warm air to ripple outwards from the center of the tub, tearing through the mountain of foam and reducing it to a more manageable size. With most of the foam gone, he could see Twilight sitting in front of him, most of her body submerged in the water, smiling warmly at him.
“Nice spell, Twi!” he complimented. “Never seen that one before.”
“Thanks. I made it up just now.” she said happily.
Her gaze fell on Spike’s erection once more. “Oh, yes, where were we...”
Placing her hooves against his hardness, she bent her head down and placed her muzzle against the tip of his cock. She stuck out the tip of her tongue and began to playfully tease the opening, almost causing Spike to fall over as waves of pleasure washed over him again.
She opened her lips, taking his head in her mouth and gently nibbling it as she pressed downwards, slowly wrapping her muzzle around it and letting her hot wet tongue caress his shaft.
Having taken in about half the length of his cock, and partially submerging her face almost up to her nose, her eyes suddenly widened as she began to gag. Quickly pulling her head back up, she began to cough, her eyes watering as she spat repeatedly into the water.
“Yech! Soap!” she said, looking slightly embarrassed. “Maybe we should try something else...”
She placed a hoof against her muzzle, looking thoughtful.
“I have an idea...” said Spike, grinning at his own brilliance. “Why don’t you use your horn?”
“I’ve noticed every time a unicorn uses telekinesis on my schlong, I get this weird tingling sensation... It feels quite nice actually.” he continued.
“Every time?” Twilight wondered, raising an eyebrow at Spike.
“Oh, right.” he said, remembering that he still hadn’t told her about his recent adventures. “It’s kind of a long story. I’ll tell you later.”
“But... do you think you could do it?”
Twilight thought about it for a moment. “I don’t know. I’ve never tried.”
“I guess it might work.”
“Wanna try?” Spike asked.
“Try... yes!” Twilight’s face suddenly lit up with wide-eyed enthusiasm. “It will be like an experiment!”
“Who knows, we might be the first to try this!” she rambled excitedly.
Spike sighed. It was just like Twilight to get all excited whenever science was involved.
“I wouldn’t count on it.” he said. “Unicorns have been around like... forever. It’s very unlikely that somepony hasn’t tried it before.”
Twilight wasn’t listening, however. She was far too busy trying to work out the details of the experiment in her head, and mumbling something Spike couldn’t make out.
“Spike, can you write this down...?” she burst out excitedly, looking down at Spike, standing up to his neck in soapy water and looking at her with an expression of resignation. “Oh, right. I guess not.” she said, blushing slightly. “We’ll have to write it down later.”
Spike resisted the urge to put his palm against his forehead. “Yeah... are you gonna do it or not?”
“Right...” she said, an expression of concentration crossing her face.
Her horn began to emit a purple glow, and Spike felt the familiar tingling sensation flare up in his wang as her spell encompassed it. The tingling grew in intensity as a squeezing sensation began to flow up and down his shaft, massaging it. He could feel the water working its way around his penis, constantly changing its shape, and applying pressure in different spots, sending jolts of pleasure up his spine, and causing him to let out a gasp of pleasure.
“How does it feel?” Twilight asked, examining him enthusiastically.
“G... Great... don’t stop!” he managed to stutter out.
“Do you want me to increase the pressure?” she asked.
“Uh huh.” he said, as another wave of pleasure washed over him.
“Okay... here we go!” she said, a look of determined concentration on her face.
Her horn flared up, and he felt the spell clench down, squeezing the soapy water around his dick.
It felt incredible - almost like a liquid vagina orgasming around his dick. Beads of sweat began to form on Twilight’s forehead, and she moaned softly as tiny sparks began to shoot out of her horn.
The feeling of the smooth water contracting around his shaft was overwhelming Spike’s senses. As he could feel pressure building up in his loins and knew he was about to come, he grabbed his cock and pointed it toward Twilight’s face, letting the tip break the surface of the water.
“I’m coming...” he grunted, as an orgasm tore through his body, and he fired a massive spurt of white goo out of the water towards Twilight. As the massive blob splattered onto her muzzle, she gave out a loud gasp, and her horn began to crackle.
Spike was still ejaculating, caking Twilight’s face and mane in semen, when she let out a loud moan as a massive burst of sparks erupted from her horn, causing a tingling explosion of pleasure to surge through his cock. Spike’s legs gave out from under him, and he fell down, shooting the last of his seed into the water in the general direction of Twilight’s crotch as his orgasm subsided.
Twilight sagged into the water, panting as her horn gave off a weak fizzle and died out.
“Wow.” said Twilight breathlessly. “I never knew that could happen.”
For a while they soaked in the water, regaining their breath.
“What happened with your horn there?” Spike asked, breaking the silence.
“I’m not exactly sure.” Twilight replied. “I connected the spell to the sensory input of my vagina.”
“It worked... sort of...” she continued. “... only when I came, I came through my horn instead.”
She raised a hoof, rubbing her horn softly.
“Horngasm?” Spike suggested.
“Something like that, I guess.” she giggled.
“We’ll have to conduct more of these experiments...” she added. “...but right now, my horn needs a rest.”
“Oh.” Spike said, failing to hide his disappointment.
“... but that doesn’t mean we can’t do it the old-fashioned way.” she said, giving him a flirty smile.
“And I’m rather curious what it feels like to do it underwater...” she added, waggling her eyebrows at him.
“Is your body ready?” she asked.
A grin spread across Spike’s face once more. “As ready as it will ever be.” he replied.
“Mind if I go on top this time?” Twilight asked.
“I wouldn’t mind, but it might be kinda tricky in the tub, since I can’t breathe underwater.” Spike replied.
“Oh, there’s a spell for that.” Twilight said. “I think I can still manage that one.”
She fired up her horn and began to channel the spell. Normally, a spell like this would have been a simple task for her, but right now her horn felt numb and prickly, and she found herself having difficulty channeling even the simplest of magics. She gritted her teeth, pushing her horn to the limits of her ability. Flaring up, it began to fizz erratically and shoot sparks.
As the spell fired, a low rumbling sound rose up from the water behind her, and several bubbles surfaced, releasing a pungent but not entirely unpleasant smell with a grassy bouquet into the air, mixing with the flowery scent from the water. Her face instantly went red with embarrassment.
“Oops.” she said, grinning sheepishly and flattening her ears.
Spike, however was rolling on the bottom of the tub laughing and hammering his fist into the porcelain while pointing at Twilight with his other hand. He stopped as she gave him an annoyed look.
Spike stood back up. “Sorry, I just couldn’t contain myself.” he said apologetically, struggling to keep a straight face. “Anyway, I think the spell worked.”
He submerged his face again and took a deep breath, then resurfaced. “Yep. Definitely worked.”
“Great!” said Twilight, smiling. “Are you ready then?”
“Oh yeah.” Spike replied, lying down in the water once more.
Twilight got back on all fours and positioned herself over Spike, straddling his crotch with her hind legs. She slowly began to lower her rump down next to his semi-erect cock, brushing her wet snatch up against it. Looking down into the water, she saw Spike giving her the thumbs up, and smiled. She could feel his member rapidly regaining its hardness as she pressed her moist slit against it, spreading its lips partially around its shaft while grinding her hips against him. Waves of pleasure coursed through her body, originating from her hips as she massaged him with her marehood while the warm water caressed her crotch.
Spike was having the time of his life as well, lying on his back on the bottom of the tub and looking up through the water at Twilight while enjoying the flowery smell of water as he breathed it. He could hear the water sloshing around in correspondence with Twilight’s movements, and feel her soft wet cunt rubbing against the underside of his cock. The sensation was amplified even further by the warm water caressing his balls.
Seeing his cock fully hard once again, Twilight lifted her hind quarters up again. Looking down at Spike under the water, she could see him grabbing his cock and pointing it straight up towards her. She slowly lowered herself back down, guiding her wetness onto his bulging rod. The sensation of his huge dragon cock spreading her cunt lips and sliding into her while the warm water caressed her crotch caused a jolt of pleasure to shoot up her spine like an electric shock, causing her to stiffen tense up and let out a gasp as she leaked a little.
Spike was savouring the hot wet feeling of Twilight’s pussy as it wrapped itself around him, taking in more and more of his length as she lowered herself, pressing down on him. Finally, he felt the sensation of her wet fur brushing against his crotch, as she had taken him all the way inside her and was sitting on top of him with her front hooves resting next to his head. The weight of her body pressing down on his hips only amplified his pleasure.
Twilight began to move her rump up and down, lifting it almost all the way off his cock before thrusting back down and grinding her crotch into his with the full weight of her body. With each grind, pleasure was building up in her body, driving her wilder and wilder, and causing her to increase the speed of her movements.
Waves of pleasure surged through Spike’s body with each of her grinds. Looking up through the water, he could see Twilight’s face, blushing with arousal, her eyes closed, her tongue lolling out of her mouth and beads of sweat forming on her forehead as she pleasured herself on his cock.
The sight of her in this wild, beastly, lustful state aroused him almost as much as the physical sensation of her body brushing against him. He had to bite his lip and breathe deeply to prevent himself from coming right there - he wanted her to come first. He extended his arms towards her crotch and felt around in her fur until he found her nipples and started to rub his palms against them.
Twilight felt like her brain was about to short-circuit from a pleasure overload. Sweat was dripping down her face and she was moaning and panting as she continued furiously hammering herself onto Spike’s scaly pulsating member while he caressed her tits. She could hold it off no longer. Her back arched, and she let out a loud squeaky whinny, surprising even herself, as a massive orgasm tore through her body, causing her to twitch and spasm uncontrollably while clenching down on Spike’s scaly cock.
The sensation of Twilight’s insides clenching and convulsing around his cock, under the full weight of her body sent him into an earth-shattering orgasm. Thrusting his crotch against her and kneading her boobs furiously, he felt her contractions intensify as his cock began to pump its seed into her pony womb. As she filled up, sticky white blobs began to ooze out of her snatch, polluting the water. For what seemed like several minutes, they continued to grind their crotches together, continuously renewing each others’ orgasms until his balls started to hurt, and he let go of her tits and stopped returning her thrusts.
As their orgasms subsided, Twilight’s body sagged down over him, and she lowered her head in exhaustion. She was dripping with sweat from the exertion. For a while, she just sat there panting. Having regained her breath a bit, she lifted herself off his cock and sat down again, letting her cum-filled pussy brush against his rapidly softening member. She really had to go now, and seeing as Spike seemed to like it, she decided to do it here.
Spike was lying on his back, arms stretched out, feeling very relaxed. The feeling of Twilight’s soft furry slit brushing against his shaft was very pleasant, even though he didn’t think he could get hard again for a while. Suddenly, he felt a warm flow against the back of his limp dick. Looking up, he could see a deep yellow jet erupting from Twilight’s pussy, encompassing his cock and dispersing into the water. She was taking a piss in the water - and directly in front of his cock at that. Miraculously, he could feel himself getting hard again. The delightful warm flow against his crotch went on for some time, before finally ceasing and leaving him panting with delight.
Twilight stuck her face into the water. “You liked that, didn’t you?” she said, giving him a sensuous smile. Spike nodded in reply. “I’m all dirty again now. Think you can flush me out again?”
He nodded again, a smile spreading across his face.
Spike could see Twilight lifting herself up again, and lowering herself back onto his cock.
He tried hard to concentrate on anything but the pleasure of her soft insides caressing his sensitive scales. Closing his eyes and placing the tips of his claws against each other over his chest, he tried to summon forth his inner peace. It seemed to be working, as he felt his erection starting to go down slowly but surely inside her. He pushed, unsuccessfully at first, and then pushed again, and finally he was able to open up his floodgates.
Twilight moaned as she felt her pussy filling up with liquid. It felt amazing, and the pleasure continued to increase as pressure built up inside. Finally, the pressure inside grew too high, and she felt the liquid breaking out and starting to ooze out around Spike’s shaft, taking with it the gooey sludge coating her insides and flushing it out into the bathwater. When the flow stopped, she lifted herself off him again, took a few steps back and sat down.
From Spike’s position at the bottom of the tub, he could see strains of white goo floating around in the water all around him. With Twilight’s weight off him, he got back on his feet.
“Wow. That was really something.” he said.
“It sure was.” Twilight agreed, a tired smile on her face.
“Only one problem.” Spike said, looking at the water around him. “I don’t think we’re gonna get clean from soaking in this.”
The water had turned a faint yellowy tint, and had a large number of white blobs floating around in it.
Twilight looked down at the water too, and giggled. “You’re right. We should probably take a shower afterwards.”
“But let’s just soak for a while now.”
Twilight sat down, leaning her back against the edge of the tub, and motioned for Spike to join her. He sat down on her belly, cuddling up against her soft fur. For a while, they sat like this, relaxing and regaining their strength.
“Hey, Spike.” Twilight broke the silence. “Earlier, you told me you got a tingling sensation ‘every time’ a unicorn used telekinesis on you. Which other unicorns have you been hanging out with?”
“Do you even need to ask?” Spike said.
“Rarity?” Twilight suggested.
“Yeah.” he admitted. “I wasn’t lying when I said it’s a bit of a long story.”
“Well, I’ve got time.” said Twilight.
“Okay. I guess I’ll start at the beginning...” he sighed.
Over the next hour or so, he recounted the crazy tale of how it all started, starting with his accidental voyeurism on Rarity. He told her of how he was roped in by the Ponyville S&M club on Fluttershy’s request, of how he was fucked twice by Fluttershy while chained to the wooden mannequin. He told her of how Luna made him lick her boot clean of piss and cum, injured his face while he pleasured her with his tongue, and then fucked the shit out of him. He told her of Pinkie Pie’s weird “bucking machine”, and her and Fluttershy’s peculiar ritual to give Pinkie Pie a mental breakdown. Finally, he told her of how they all ended up covered in flour, piss and blood, and then got drunk in Pinkie’s bath tub.
While he recounted his riveting tale, Twilight had remained largely silent, only occasionally raising an eyebrow or going “Huh...” or “Really?” as he got to the stranger parts. When he finally finished, she just sat there staring down at him.
“Well, that explains why you got home so late that night, and drunk.” she said, an expression of disbelief on her face. “So... basically, what you’re saying is that two of my best friends, and Princess Luna, are complete perverts?”
“More or less, yeah.” Spike conceded. “I like it.” he added, looking up into Twilight’s face and grinning.
“Wait, that still doesn’t explain Rarity’s involvement in this...” Twilight said.
“Right, that was the day after.” Spike said, and then proceeded to tell the tale of how Rarity had “borrowed” him to help her hunting for gems, and instead asked him to give her a good hard fucking. Or, as she would have put it, “assist her with her marely urges”.
“Huh...” Twilight said. “I honestly would never have expected anything like that from Rarity.”
“... and she wanted to do it again?”
“Yep.” Spike confirmed.
“Well, I can kinda understand that...” Twilight said, blushing slightly. “Also, you said the S&M club made you a member...” she began.
“Yeah. There haven’t been any meetings since, though. I don’t know how often they have them anyway.” Spike explained.
“Do you think I could join too?” Twilight wondered.
“Probably.” Spike replied. “Do you want to?”
“I’m not sure.” she said. “It sounds a bit... weird.”
“But I must admit I’m curious.”
They went silent for a while, until a thought suddenly struck Spike. "By the way, Twilight..." he said. "Did you just neigh back there?"
Twilight blushed. "Yeah, I guess I did, huh?"
"I like it when you neigh." Spike said, smiling and bobbing his eyebrows at her. "You should do it more often."
"Why is it that you ponies neigh so rarely anyway?"
"I'm not sure. I guess it's just considered uncivilized and impolite, so most ponies avoid doing it." she replied.
For some time, they continued to discuss Spike’s strange experiences. When the water started to get cold, they got out of the tub and took a long hot shower together, helping to clean the cum off each other. By the time they had finished getting themselves cleaned up, it was getting very late, and they headed back up to the bedroom. Twilight put new sheets on her bed, and flopped down on her back, rolling back and forth and rubbing her mane against the soft fabric.
As Spike headed for his basket out of habit, Twilight spoke up. “Hey, Spike...”
“Why don’t you come sleep with me in the bed?”
“I can?” he asked.
“Sure. That’s what couples do isn’t it?” she replied, smiling at him.
“Yeah, I guess so.” he conceded.
“No sex though...” he said. “If I cum one more time today, I swear my balls are gonna fall off.”
Twilight giggled.
“We should probably leave your basket here, though.” she said. “In case anyone comes visiting.”
“Some ponies might think it strange for us to be together, what with you being a dragon and me being a pony.”
“Yeah.” Spike agreed. “And it’s a nice place to stash my personal stuff...” he thought to himself.
Spike hopped onto the bed, and snuggled up against the purple pony.
“I could get used to this.” he thought, smiling to himself.