Filly Fooling
Chapter 21: Fine Young Mares
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Rainbow Dash found herself very confused and nervous when she arrived at Sweet Apple Acres to pick Applejack up for a date. Not that she feared Applejack's family finding out about them; after all, it wasn't unusual for one of Applejack's friends to stop by. What confused her was her feelings for Applejack and how they had been threatened, both by arguments with Applejack and by new found feelings for Pinkie Pie.
Don't think about Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash told herself, and somehow she was able to drive the pink pony out of her mind when she knocked on the door to the farmhouse. Applejack answered and hugged her friend happily.
“Howdy, RD,” Applejack said. “Ready to go?”
“Not so fast, whippersnapper!” Granny Smith called from inside the house. “Come on in and say hello! Ah haven't seen ya fer ages.”
“Okay,” Rainbow Dash said as she entered the house and waved to an excited Granny Smith, who seemed very pleased to see her. Obviously she doesn't know, Rainbow Dash thought. Applebloom was also nearby, and she tackled Rainbow Dash in an affectionate hug.
“How's it goin', Rainbow Dash?” Applebloom asked, doing her best to hide what she knew about her.
“Great,” Rainbow Dash said. “I feel fantastic.”
“That sure is great to hear!” Applebloom said perhaps a bit too enthusiastically. “You an AJ got any special plans fer tonight?”
“Just hangin' out, Applebloom,” Applejack said. “Nothin' out o' the ordinary.” Applejack swallowed nervously, but her family didn't notice.
“Where's Big Mac?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Likely out to pick up Twilight fer their date,” Applejack said.
“Oh, all right,” Rainbow Dash said. “What do you guys think? Are they cute together or what?”
“Just the sweetest,” Granny Smith said. “Between you and me ah've known fer a long time Big Mac fancied Twilight, ever since he brought that fancy stuffed animal o’ hers home. It's lovely to see them together now.”
“Yes-siree!” Applebloom added. “Ah think they're plum adorable!”
“That's good news,” Rainbow Dash said. “I'm glad you approve of them.”
“Yes, now if only Applejack would get off her rump and find a nice stallion,” Granny Smith said.
“Granny Smith, please,” Applejack pleaded. “Can we not talk about this?”
“Oh, I'm just bustin' yer hump,” Granny Smith said. “But ya really should spend some time lookin' for a nice young fella to take you under his arm. Would be mighty keen of ya to talk to Caramel every once in a while. I hear he has a thing fer ya.”
“Ah wouldn't mind findin' a stallion,” Applebloom said.
“Yer too young!” Granny Smith scolded. “Don't you even think about datin' no stallions until you get yer cutie mark, and even then we'll see!”
“No fair!” Applebloom cried. “Why can't a nice fella take me under his arm?”
“You have no idea what you're talking about,” Granny Smith said, “and ah won't hear another word of it.”
“Maybe we should just go,” Applejack said to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash agreed, and the two of them scooted out of the house as stealthily as they could. Finally in the reprieve of the evening's fresh air, they decided to head towards Ponyville for their date. Along the way they talked about the spat with Twilight and Rarity that had come up three days before.
“Ya know, RD, a crazy thought keeps poppin' up in mah head,” Applejack said.
“What's that?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“What if Rarity really likes Twilight?” Applejack asked.
“Well, of course she likes her. They're friends,” Rainbow Dash said.
“No no no, ah mean really likes her. As in, like like.”
“Oh...” Rainbow Dash said, thinking. “Doubt it.”
“What makes you so sure?” Applejack asked.
“What makes you think Rarity likes her?” Rainbow Dash responded.
“Ah reckon ah can't say. All ah know is Twilight starts datin' Big Mac, and all of a sudden Rarity gets really upset. She claims it's about an order, but ah reckon that's a front. Ah'm terrible at it mahself, but ah know a liar when ah see one, and Rarity ain't this worked up over no stinkin' order.”
“You probably have a point,” Rainbow Dash said, “but what's there to be done about it now?”
“Nothin', ah reckon,” Applejack said. “We'll just have to wait and see if anythin' comes of it.”
“I suppose so,” Rainbow Dash said. “So what do you think of Twilight and Big Mac?”
“Well, confound it if that's what's got Rarity so upset, but other than that, good fer them. It'll give Twilight somethin' to do other than studyin' friendship. Ah mean, ah'm glad the princess has her learnin' about friends; she really needed the help in that department, if ya know what ah mean. But that mare needs some free time to let loose and relax, for Celestia's sake.”
“You've got a point there,” Rainbow Dash said. “Twilight really needs to chill out sometimes. You remember when she was freaking out because she was going to be tardy, right?”
“All too well,” Applejack said. “But ah'm glad at least that's over with.”
“Me, too,” Rainbow Dash said. As the two of them continued to trot in silence, Applejack rested her head on Rainbow Dash's shoulder. Rainbow Dash returned the gesture by placing her head on top of Applejack's, and the two of them headed into the village in this fashion. They finally arrived at the place where they had wanted to go: the infamous Frosty Pony pub on the outskirts of Ponyville. Applejack had told Rainbow Dash she needed to let loose and party Pinkie Pie style that night. Rainbow Dash had winced at the mention of Pinkie Pie, but had agreed that the Frosty Pony had the edge they wanted, and so they went into the pub and sat down at the booth. Music was playing from an old stereo near the back, and plenty of ponies were dancing and whooping enthusiastically. One of the servers made her way through the crowded pub to wait on Applejack and Rainbow Dash. The two ordered light beers for starters; they might try the harder stuff afterward if they felt up to it.
“So how drunk do you need to get to get up there and dance with me?” Applejack asked.
“Me?” Rainbow Dash asked. “Not too drunk, actually. In fact, I wouldn't mind doing it right now.”
“Then you don't have inhibitions like me. Ah'd need at least three drinks before ah'd be caught dancin' in a pub, especially with another mare, no offense.”
“Aw, come on, it's not like we would make out on the floor or anything.” Rainbow Dash's eye was drawn to a couple of mares who were doing just that close to their table, but she shook her head and reminded herself not to stare.
“Here, let's split it right down the middle,” Applejack said. “Two drinks and we'll dance. How does that sound?”
“If that's okay with you,” Rainbow Dash said. “Again, I'd do it now, but if you want to settle for two drinks then be my guest.”
“Sure deal,” Applejack said, and the two clinked their glasses before downing some beer. Rainbow Dash could already feel the alcohol calming her and opening her up to conversation. All of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, two stallions wandered over to Rainbow Dash's and Applejack's table.
“Hey there, cuties,” one of the stallions said. “We were just wondering if you two fine young mares wouldn't mind dancing with us?”
“Uh...seriously?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“I told you not to be so direct!” the second stallion said to the first.
“Come on, a mare always likes a stallion who doesn't beat around the bush, am I right, fillies?”
“We're accounted fer,” Applejack explained.
“Really? I don't see anypony else around,” the first stallion said.
“Dude, they said they weren't interested. Drop it,” the other stallion said.
“That's because we're each other's dates,” Rainbow Dash told the first stallion. As if to cement her point, she grabbed Applejack's face and leaned in for a kiss. Applejack was taken by surprise but rolled with it, even daring to send her tongue into Rainbow Dash's mouth. She reckoned the beer was relaxing her more than she had expected it to. When they were done kissing, they turned to see the stallions still there.
“That was hot,” the first stallion said. “Wanna do it again?”
“Get lost, you sick freak,” Rainbow Dash said, shoving the first stallion away from her. Rather than back off, the stallion came closer and leaned near Rainbow Dash's face.
“You want to make something of it, buddy?” he asked.
“Come on. Let's just get out of here,” the second stallion said. The first stallion reluctantly followed his buddy back on the floor. Rainbow Dash and Applejack shared a look that conveyed their surprise and disgust.
“Really, you'd think a stallion could take a hint,” Applejack said.
“Whatever, let's not even worry about those guys. Hey, can we get two whiskeys over here?” Rainbow Dash asked their server as she walked past. The server nodded and came back in a flash with two whiskeys. Rainbow Dash downed hers quickly, feeling it burn as it trickled down her throat, and then signaled for Applejack to get on with it.
“This stuff burns,” Applejack said. “Why'd you even order it?”
“Come on, AJ, I want to dance,” Rainbow Dash said. Applejack reluctantly downed her whiskey as quickly as she could. She gagged as she brought the glass back down to the table, but before she could catch her breath Rainbow Dash swept her away from the table and onto the floor, where they started dancing to a popular song that neither of them recognized. The bass thumped loudly on the old speaker, and Applejack lost herself in the music with her marefriend.
The two of them essentially started doing their own thing on the floor, but Rainbow Dash soon grew bold and danced close to Applejack, swaying alongside her sensually. Applejack smiled sheepishly, but soon found herself dying to touch Rainbow Dash as she danced. The two swayed side by side together, with nothing in their heads but the pounding bass that matched their pounding hearts. This had been just the edge for which the two mares had been looking.
The two danced until their thirst got the better of them, so they stumbled out of the dance floor and ordered some waters. After draining those, Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked at one another with such heat that both knew instantly that they desperately wanted to leave, so leave they did.
“You still got that cloud-walking spell?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Yup,” Applejack said.
“Then let's do this,” Rainbow Dash replied. She lifted Applejack towards her home in the sky and set her down at the front door. As soon as they entered, the two of them started kissing passionately and moving towards Rainbow Dash's bedroom. They collapsed onto the fluffy bed, Applejack lying on top of Rainbow Dash, and licked each other's tongues longingly. The taste of beer permeated in their mouths, intoxicating them with its flavor.
“So how do you want to do this?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“Ah want to lick you till you scream mah name,” Applejack said, kissing Rainbow Dash feverishly. Rainbow Dash broke away, gasping for breath.
“Then what are you waiting for?” she asked. Applejack needed no second invitation. She scooted down the bed and positioned her head at Rainbow Dash's supple opening. Slowly sliding her tongue along the lips, Applejack titillated Rainbow Dash's clitoris with her tongue, making the cyan pegasus breathe heavily. Applejack then started sucking on the clit, kissing it sloppily and moving it around her mouth. Rainbow Dash started pounding the bed in blissful agony, feeling her heat starting to rise within her. Applejack then bit down lightly on Rainbow Dash's clit and gently tugged at it, which made Rainbow Dash gasp.
“Dear Celestia,” Rainbow Dash said. She groaned as Applejack continued to tug. While she did that she lapped at Rainbow Dash's clit with her tongue. This was too much for Rainbow Dash to handle. She started to thrust forward, which made Applejack lose her hold on the clitoris. Rainbow Dash was panting now, but Applejack refused to relent. She rubbed Rainbow Dash's thigh with her hoof as she continued to suck on her. She could taste the pegasus' spicy juices as they began to squirt at her. This aroused her to the point where she started rubbing harder and licking faster. Finally, Rainbow Dash felt her orgasm burst free in a wave of pure bliss, sending heat pulsing through her and making her sweat. She finally fell limp on the bed, totally spent and exhilarated by the pleasure. Applejack scooted back up to Rainbow Dash's mouth and kissed it, allowing Rainbow Dash to taste her juices mixed with the taste of beer. It was incredibly erotic.
“That was...that was...wow,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Ah hope ah didn't hurt you,” Applejack said.
“No way,” Rainbow Dash said. “That was amazing.”
“Ah reckon ah deserve an orgasm in return,” Applejack said.
“You bet,” Rainbow Dash said. “Just let me recover first. I feel like I just flew to Canterlot and back.”
“Take all the time ya need, sugar,” Applejack said. She lied down against Rainbow Dash's side and placed her hoof on Rainbow Dash's thigh, rubbing softly. Rainbow Dash felt a tingling sensation that pleased her, but she didn't want to owe Applejack two orgasms, so she quickly turned and planted a hot kiss on her mouth. Taken aback, Applejack nevertheless relaxed into the kiss, sending her tongue into Rainbow Dash's mouth. Rainbow Dash lowered her right hoof as they kissed and started to rub Applejack's vagina in a circular motion. She could hear Applejack moan in between their kisses. Rainbow Dash pulled back from Applejack's mouth and started to nip her neck. Applejack moaned sensually, which excited Rainbow Dash and encouraged her to rub Applejack faster.
Ever so slowly, she made her way down Applejack's body, kissing her chest and methodically moving down her stomach. When she started to kiss Applejack's thigh, the orange mare began to pant heavily.
“Just do it already,” Applejack whispered. Rainbow Dash responded by moving more slowly towards Applejack's clit.
“You bitch,” Applejack moaned. Rainbow Dash was aroused by the name, and she started to slowly lick Applejack's folds, eliciting a shudder from the farm pony.
“Come on, what are you playin' at?” Applejack asked, growing impatient and ever more aroused. Rainbow Dash smiled and looked up at her.
“Your complaining only makes me go slower,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Fine. Take yer time,” Applejack said. Now Rainbow Dash worked at a relentless pace to try to get Applejack to come. She lapped at Applejack's folds and rubbed her clitoris at the same time, which made Applejack groan with pleasure. Suddenly, Applejack felt her heat rise to a boiling point and she hollered Rainbow Dash's name, which made her work faster through the orgasm. Once Applejack came back down from her high, Rainbow Dash stopped and returned to Applejack's side.
“That was great,” Applejack said. “Thank you.”
“You're welcome,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Ya know, ah never did get ya to scream my name,” Applejack said.
“It's never too late to try,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Then get ready,” Applejack said.
***
Twilight and Big Mac were lounging in a field, looking at the stars. It was a muggy summer night, the kind that wouldn't relent in its heat, but for Twilight that weather was perfect. Big Mac, who had worked in the sun all day, was feeling tuckered out from the heat, but he stayed outside to watch his marefriend enjoy the stars.
“And that is the constellation of Leo,” Twilight explained, mapping out the lion shape in front of her with her magic.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said.
“I'm sorry,” Twilight suddenly replied. “Am I boring you?”
“Nope,” Big Mac said.
“Oh, I'm totally boring you,” Twilight said, apparently ignoring what Big Mac had just responded. “I can tell you're not into this. Oh, why did I bring you out here?”
“Relax, Twilight,” Big Mac said. “Ah'm enjoyin' mahself.”
“You are? Oh, thank goodness,” Twilight said. “I was afraid I was boring you.”
“So ah've heard,” Big Mac said.
“Well,” Twilight said, giggling. “I know something that might be a little more exciting...”
“Are ya seriously tryin' to flirt?” Big Mac asked.
“Maybe...” Twilight said.
“Well, to tell the truth, ya ain't very good at it,” Big Mac said, chuckling. Twilight deflated, feeling irked.
“What?” Big Mac asked. “Ah didn't mean nothin' by it. Just that it's cute to see ya try, is all.”
“Whatever,” Twilight said, turning her back on Big Mac.
“Oh, come on,” Big Mac said, trying to coax the unicorn to look at him. “Ah'm sorry ah shut ya down like that. It was just so funny to see you...” Twilight turned around with a smile on her face.
“I'm only kidding,” Twilight said with a smirk. “I know I'm a terrible flirt.”
“Oh, thank goodness,” Big Mac said. “That was a close one.”
“Whatever,” Twilight said with a smile. She sidled up close to Big Mac and pointed out the constellation of Orion. Big Mac kissed Twilight on the cheek, but the purple mare turned to him.
“Come on, really?” Twilight asked. “You know where I want to be kissed.”
“Oh, ah do, do ah?” Big Mac asked.
“I think you do,” Twilight said.
“Really? Out here?” Big Mac asked. “That's a little personal to be doin' outside, ain't it?”
“What are you talking about?” Twilight asked.
“What are you talkin' about?” Big Mac asked in reply.
“I thought you were going to kiss me on the lips,” Twilight said.
“And ah said that's a bit personal,” Big Mac said.
“What's so bad about kissing me on the mouth?” Twilight asked.
“Oh,” Big Mac said. “Oh, that pair o' lips. Mah bad...”
“What did you think I meant? Oh...” Twilight said, realization dawning on her.
“Sorry,” Big Mac said.
“No, it was my fault,” Twilight said. “I led you on.”
“No, mah mind is just too dirty,” Big Mac said.
“Well, not really,” Twilight said. “I have been thinking about it...” Big Mac could already feel his member rising in arousal. He tried to conceal it by shifting his leg.
“Thinkin' about...that?” Big Mac asked.
“Yes, that,” Twilight said. “And I hope you know what I mean by that...”
“Ah reckon ah do,” Big Mac said. “No miscommunication there.”
“Good,” Twilight said. “So...what were you thinking about it?”
“Ah was thinkin' ah didn't want to rush it, that ah would basically let ya decide when you were ready.”
“That's very sweet of you,” Twilight said. “You want to know what I was thinking?”
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. Twilight sidled even closer and leaned towards Big Mac's ear.
“I think I'm ready now...” she said.
Big Mac was wrong, Twilight was good at flirting.
***
They entered the library kissing each other ferociously, then suddenly remembered Spike's sleeping presence in the room. Twilight motioned for Big Mac to be quiet, then the two slowly went upstairs so as not to disturb the sleeping dragon. Once they had arrived in Twilight's room, she shut the door and placed a magical seal around it.
“That will keep noise from traveling down the staircase,” Twilight said.
“Whatever you say,” Big Mac said before starting to kiss Twilight again. The two of them stumbled onto the bed, which creaked under Big Mac's weight.
“You sure this bed can hold both of us?” Big Mac asked.
“Are you calling me fat?” Twilight asked playfully.
“No, but ah am called 'Big' Mac for a reason,” Big Mac said.
“Don't worry about it,” Twilight said, casting a spell on the bed. “It won't break now.”
“Good,” Big Mac said before returning to kiss Twilight's mouth. As they kissed, Twilight could feel Big Mac's member poking her in the stomach. She looked down and gasped in surprise.
“Wow, you really are Big Mac,” she said. Big Mac blushed.
“What's wrong?” Twilight asked.
“Oh, it's just...ah don't know. Ah reckon ah'm a little ashamed of mahself.”
“Ashamed of yourself? That's nonsense!” Twilight said. “It's perfectly natural to feel this way. In fact, I take it as a compliment. Why are you so embarrassed?”
“It's a long story,” Big Mac said. “Ah'll tell it later.”
“Do you still want to do this?” Twilight asked.
“Well, why not?” Big Mac asked.
“Now you're talking,” Twilight said. She let Big Mac straddle her for a brief moment, but his weight was too much for her.
“Why don't I go on top?” she asked.
“Ooh, okay,” Big Mac said, excited to be mounted by the mare. Twilight positioned herself on top and tried to adjust herself so she was comfortable.
“Okay, how exactly do you do this?” she asked.
“You mean you've never...?” Big Mac asked.
“What kind of mare do you think I am?” Twilight asked. “I didn't even have friends till recently!”
“Sorry,” Big Mac said.
“No, it's fine. Yes, I'm a virgin,” Twilight lied. She didn't want him to know about her and Rarity just yet. Besides, she'd never been with a stallion before.
“Well, obviously it's gotta go in there,” Big Mac said. Twilight blushed this time, thinking about what she was about to do.
“So, I've just got to...oh my!” she said, feeling Big Mac's penis suddenly encroach her chamber.
“Wow, that feels pretty good,” Twilight said, blushing and smiling. Big Mac started thrusting into her.
“Ooh, ow ow ow,” Twilight said. “It hurts a little.”
“Should ah stop?” Big Mac asked.
“No way! It feels good,” Twilight said. Big Mac needed no further invitation. He continued to thrust, albeit gently, as he didn't want to hurt Twilight any more. She begged him to thrust harder, and he did. The blood started to seep down his thigh, but he ignored it as he continued to pump himself inside Twilight. The thrusting became faster and harder, and Twilight started to feel more and more excited. She kissed Big Mac saucily in the mouth, and Big Mac smoothed out his rhythm, grinding and rotating against Twilight's body. He could feel a pressure building in his loins, the telltale sign that he was about to spurt. He had no time to warn Twilight before he ejaculated, filling her with his seed. Twilight felt the fluid enter her and became incredibly aroused, and she soon came to orgasm when she saw the semen dripping down her thigh. The two moaned as Big Mac continued to thrust until he was spent and Twilight came down from her high. She dismounted him and laid next to him on the bed, kissing him softly on the neck.
“How was it?” Big Mac asked.
“Wonderful. Thank you,” Twilight said.
“You're welcome,” Big Mac replied.
***
Queen Chrysalis, disguised as a member of maintenance, began to perform the spell that would release Discord from his prison. The guards nearby didn't notice her as she muttered incantations, they just continued on their patrol. Those fools, she thought to herself. They'll rue the day they denied me of this kingdom.
Ever so slowly, the statue began to crack. Chrysalis continued the incantation, hoping the guards wouldn't notice. Eventually though, the cracking became louder and the guards came to investigate. Chrysalis shot magic out of the horn the maintenance unicorn possessed and knocked them cold. She had hoped she wouldn't have to do that, but they had left her no choice.
Ever so slowly, Chrysalis continued the spell until she heard an alarm blare from the castle. No doubt one of the pegasus guards had seen her knock out the two guards on the ground and warned the castle. It was too late for the guards to do anything about it now, as the statue crumbled away, revealing the draconequus inside.
“Well, it seems as if I've been freed again,” Discord said. “And who do I have to thank for that?”
“Later,” Chrysalis said, as she heard the guards approaching. “Get us out of here.”
“Certainly, my savior,” Discord said. He grabbed Chrysalis and teleported to a cave far from Canterlot.
“So who exactly are you?” Discord asked.
“I am Chrysalis,” she said, changing to her true, jagged form, “queen of the changelings and future ruler of Equestria.”
“Now now,” Discord said. “We'll have to share that title.”
“Of course,” Chrysalis said. “And you need no introduction, god of chaos.”
“No, indeed,” Discord said. “I think my reputation speaks for itself.”
“It certainly does,” Chrysalis said. “Oh, sweet Discord, I have loved you from afar for so long. Now that you are among us once again, my feelings are irrepressible.”
“Really?” Discord asked. “Little old me? Well, that's nice to hear, but I'm not about to jump into bed. What exactly is a changeling anyway?”
“We are a race of shape-changers,” Chrysalis said. “I can be whoever or whatever you want...”
“Seriously?” Discord asked. Chrysalis changed form to Rarity, then to Fluttershy, and back to herself.
“Now we're getting somewhere,” Discord thought greedily.
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