Hello, my name is Sunset Shimmer. Or, at least, it was.

These days I’m known around Canterlot High as ‘Kinkshame’ Shimmer.

It might not look like it—what with me being face down in a foot of snow drifts in front of the high school, prostrated in front of a snow-sculpture-slash-effigy of Celestia, the horse princess version, not the people principal version—but I’ve fully embraced my inner unicorn. I am a magical, mythical horned horse with healing powers that represents big deal concepts of Purity and Grace.

I am Sunset Shimmer, and I can smell virgins. Sadly, there are none here.

Author's Notes:

I wrote this sometime back in 2017 when the BCU had only just started to take form. I scrapped the idea pretty quickly, and at this point it will never be anymore fleshed out than this tiny snippet.

I still think it's a silly idea, but there just aren't enough hours in the week to give it the time it would need to be great.