"We are gathered here tonight, under the light of a full moon to discuss an issue most vexing. Commander Tempest, truly, Fizzlepop, has been reformed posthaste by Her Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle of Friendship. We must now decide who shall see to her further character development and please the public with cute photos and salacious stories."

"I vote Twizzlepop."

"Of course you do. But I counter that you already get all the mares."

"I vote Fizzlestia."

"I vote Fizzluna."

"Googah!"

"No, Flurry Heart, you're too young for shipping."

"Tell that to the fans."

"In her stead, I shall put forth a vote for Cadizzle."

"That sounds like a rapper name."

"You're just jealous of my swag."