Jeffery's Pov

Man my nose itches wish I could scratch it, but I can't since I'm stoned worse then a Jamaican stereotype. I wish the CMC would stroll by and free Discord already. I thought to myself

"Did I hear my name be thought with some form of want?" Said Discord over our stone communication link

"Yes, you mismatched jigsaw puzzle I did since I have a bet I wish to make with you. You know as well as I that the field trip with fillies is headed close along with the infamous Cutie mark crusaders right?" I replied over said communication link.

"I would nod if I could, but I do detect them since I am facing the opposite way you are thus I can't see them. The guards tell of their chaos bringing skill what of it?" asked Discord

I replied with, "Well if you get free do you want to say bet on you succeeding in victory with my freedom from this prison?" I could just imagine discord if he was free he would be stroking his beard thinking. Figuring this could be a while for him to make a decision I start to think about any way I could upgrade my suit to help in certain situations much like how Peter did.

My thoughts were then interrupted by Discord saying, "Deal and if I win I get to make you my fighting monkey ok?"

I said, "Deal" I then resign myself to taking a nap to kill time rather than think about plans.

I wake to my face meeting the floor in an emergency conference. I quickly get up from the meet with the ground. I then lift my mask and scratch my nose to get rid of that demanded itch I have had for nearly 500 years. Man having an itch that long will make even the sanest man in the universe go insane. After getting the much needed relief out of the way I look around to try and get my bearings again since being in stone dose screw with your balance and navigational skills. While looking around it is apparent to me that it is night time. Great, now I can leave here and do some much needed things to help clear my name, plus i can be a ninja. I thought as I pull my mask down over my pasty white skin. I raise my left hand then proceed to fire my web shooter to a near by lamp post to start my awesome escape.

As I web sling I start to plan out what I need to do, making a mental list. First I need to go to my bank account and see how much money, I have since well its been a thousand years with 7.5% interest and from what Sun bitch and Luna were paying me to help me live and get what I need and since due to the contract I made with the bank is that no one without my key can take from my account. The sisters dumbly put my stoning on public display which thus made it so I wasn't dead. The next thing is go back to my hideout under the old castle in everfree. After that, make myself a hero again by doing good guy things, also when the empire returns fix my mistake, and get on Luna and Celestia's good side again. Finally, hope that I don't have to fight a villains like Venom or any of spider man's rogues gallery, though if I do have Venom problem it might be the only one I can convince to be a hero via logic, but Venom would be hard due to the odds of my sorry ass getting dragged to a world that doesn't exist are slim to none. Get a girlfriend...maybe, maybe not that one is up in the air, since well even without the the normal super crazies, I would put anyone I get close to in jeopardy of being a target. Even if this is version of Equestria is where the ponies are anthros and I am a furry so it doesn't have my morals being skewed at all...wait that thought should be higher in my mental monologue, but I don't care.

During my thinking I hear a scream of a feminine lady, "Help" and me being the hero that I am web sling toward the trouble to help.

When I get to the location I see a gray pegasus mare with a blond mane wearing a mailman uniform. Taking a guess as to who it was it had to be either Ditzy doo or Derpy Hooves not sure what her name is so it could be either of the two. She was being held at knifepoint for either a mugging or rape you never know with these criminal types.

The criminal said, "Ok Blondy, give me all your cash and I might let you live."

The Mare said in a terrified manner, "No I can't do that, leave me alone you thief."

I then say in a serious tone while I hide in the shadows before the thief can say anything, "I would listen to her since if not, then you will be in big trouble and I will have to get your mom and tell her that you're not playing well with others."

The criminal then turns looking for me says, "Who are you show your self." He is also pointing his knife as he moves.

I chuckle and said, "If you say to" to which I then jump and land on him causing him to fall on the ground with a mighty thud. After which I get off him then dust myself off and turn to the mare who I see has the cross eyed look of Derpy to which I smile.

Then I say with my best Texas accent, "Ok little missy run along now I'll handle the scum bag." Derpy nods and runs off to presumably either get home or get the cops.

The criminal gets up with his little knife and said, "I will make you bleed for making me lose my money."

I then start to cower in fear and I say, "Is that a knife?"

The criminal said: "Yes, it's a knife" and grinned over his 'advantage'.

"No! How did you know my weakness?" I screamed, backing out.

"What? Your weakness?" he asked, complete and utterly confused.

"Yes, tiny knives! Oh no, what should I do? There is nothing I can do to stop you! Adieu you cruel world!" I said theatrical, dropping to my knees.

The wanna-be pocketthief looks at me shocked, before saying: "Hey, look, I let you get away this time if you give me your money, understood?"

My eyes widen, and I told him: "Yes, I have understood! There is nothing I can do..." I then shot webs at him, encaging and glueing him to the wall, "but this."I then web the criminal to the wall of the alley. Smiling at the good deed I did I then go back to web slinging around city of Canterlot.

Nothing really eventful else happens for the rest of the night. As it closely approaches dawn I head for the train station as to hide on the first train to Ponyville as it is closest to everfree forest.