A gruff looking man with stubble was driving the van as the rest of the passengers sat in the back. Their friend, the white unicorn who was wearing amethyst purple sunglasses and a pair of black blue headphones around her neck.

“So how ya been MC, haven’t seen you in weeks?” She smiled relaxing into her bench seat. It was modified to allow a pony to sit upright like a biped comfortably. Mistress opted to change to a male pony form, he was now a large brown unicorn stallion with shaggy long hair, and a kind of geeky voice.

“I have been doing well Vinyl, got sealed in the Crystal Empire of my world for a thousand years, got out about five days ago. Had a displaced show up in my world, he accidentally loosed some earth shattering magic. During a fight to seal one, we needed help so I called in Avarice here, then one thing led to another…” His cheeks flushed a bright red remembering the events. Jeff was ignoring the seat-belt rule and trying his hand at shifting into all of the equipment in the car.

Avarice was seated across from them in a sort of black and cream-coated paint-patterned mutant alicorn form that was hard to discern as an alicorn, due to his dragon wings and red-frilled black serpent tail. He was quadrupedal at the moment, and scrunched down to the size of a slightly-larger-than-average pony, and was visibly tense trying to keep himself so small as he continued to glare at the now-male Mistress through his draping and long sexy red mane with his green slit eyes. “Why can every Shifter turn into the opposite gender but me?” He grumbled to himself again, getting Mistress to sigh.

“You got quiet there MC what did he do? Knock you up?” A redhaired woman with freckles sitting in the passenger seat called back. She had her feet kicked up on the dash looking out the window glaring at the world as they passed by. Mistress blushed even brighter.

“Umm...actually...yeah.” Mistress admitted, getting nearly everyone to gawk at her. “Everyone, I’d like to introduce Avarice the Merchant; a God of Fertility, literally.”

“Hey.” Avarice nonchalantly greeted, not caring that nearly all the girls were looking at his pelvis in astonishment. Besides, he was sitting down, they weren’t going to see anything right now. Being quadrupedal had it’s perks apparently.

“Seriously, don’t let him near Scott, the world would end, I’m Kim by the way. So Vinyl said we are going yeti hunting, it attacked the last round of the battle of the bands. How are we handling this?” She shifted in her seat to look at the group, just in time to see Avarice’s body shudder and shift against his will with him growling and snarling as cream fur replaced the black parts, black feathers grew over his head, and his forelegs turned to talons. He was suddenly a gryphon with dragon wings and a serpent tail, and his hissing told them all he was not pleased with his body right now.

“We do what we can to summon the yeti, then these two take it out, in-out simple.” Vinyl offered.

“I saw that in the rear view, and I will be having nightmares, Stephen Stills by the way. Any plans to summon this yeti?” He asked turning on a blinker and merging lanes as they drove through the city.

“Well sorry if I have too much mass to control right now asshat! How about I inject you with some of my mutagen and see how YOU like being an amorphous blob of flesh, huh?!” Avarice squawked angrily, only to blink his still-slit emerald eyes. “Where’d that come from?”

“Meh, gryphons are kinda on the short-end of the temper control spectrum dude, no worries.” Vinyl waved off with her hoof, before leaning over to MC to whisper. “Got a real hottie there girl, mind letting me have a go?” This made MC blush, and glare at her friend who chuckled and backed away with her hooves held up in a placating gesture.

The final passenger finally spoke up, without looking away from his video game, he had barely muttered a hello when they piled into the van. “Sounds like an awesome video game you guys are on about, what's the name?”

“Neal, look up from the damn video game, before I punch you,” Kim answered the young bass player. He hit pause on the game looking up. His eyes opened wide at seeing the second unicorn, and the now a cream-furred and black-feathered mutant gryphon,

“Huh sweet,” he nodded his head with a smile before returning to his video game.

“Oh, great. We have a hate’s-the-world bitch, a hard-assed driver, a brat with the attention-span of a gnat, and a DJ. You all fill such stereotypes I want to vomit.” Avarice blinked again, and growled as his feathers and wings ruffled. “What is with this asshole behavior?! I can’t keep my damn beak shut!”

“Try turning into a bunny rabbit?” Mistress offered. Avarice turned from a foul-beaked gryphon into a fluffy creamy and black furred giant bunny all of a sudden, twitching his nose rapidly and moving his enormous ears.

“AWE! He is so cute now, I just wanna pet his giant ears, adorable giant bunny,” Vinyl used her magic to scratch Avarice behind his now huge ears. She laughed at the face he was making as he relaxed into his seat with a giant pleased expression and cute little whines of approval.

However, the moment ended when suddenly he turned from just a bunny, into a humanoid bunny-man of gratuitous height, and quickly leaned the distance to grab Vinyl’s face and kiss her full on the mouth to everyone’s surprise, save Mistress and Jeff who just sighed. Mistress grabbed him in his telekinesis and yanked him away from the gobsmacked and outright mixed-up DJ.

“That...was hot as hell. Sorry dude, but I’m kinda committed. Sorry if I gave ya the wrong impression.” Vinyl stated, as she tried not to look at the slight bulge in the bunny-man’s red silk pants, which were somehow integrated with him when he first became what he is now.

“Stop acting like rabbits back there, you’re rocking the van.” Stephen called back taking an exit that led the group far out of town.

“Say that again and I’ll SHOW you all a rabbit!” Avarice growled as he began panting, the bulge in his pants tenting out further, getting the girls to all gawk at the sight and blush, and MC to start panicking.

“Quick! We need some plants before he decides to impregnate everyone!” Mistress shouted in alarm.

“Look out a window,” Stephen offered, only for the two unicorns, and bunny-man to glare at him from their windowless seats, “Right, I’ll pull over here.”

Pulling over there was a small clearing with a picnic bench and barbecue pit, Vinyl magicked open the door, letting Avarice out as he sprinted to the woods with obscene speed fitting for a rabbit. Shortly, they heard an orgasmic cry of delight from him, and the trees all suddenly shot up in size, and several saplings began sprouting out of season in spite of the snow. “Okay...that hot.” They all looked to the currently-pole-legged-saxophone Jeff, who didn’t care that they heard him.

Avarice came trudging back as a mutant alicorn pony again, looking quite satisfied and had the sort of afterglow only amazing sex could give. “I’m, so~ good now.” He told them as he moved back to the van after everyone had gotten out to stretch their legs, and closed the door with his serpent tail, which Vinyl, MC and Jeff couldn’t help staring at the base of and appreciate the sensual curves he had despite being male. “Ah~...that should hold me over for days.”

“So about getting the yeti, no one shared the plan.” Mistress reminded them sitting at the picnic table as Avarice languidly approached and sat next to him, kissing his cheek and getting him to chuckle.

“Didn’t Star tell you? It attacks the battles, so we set up a practice session, and play loud enough to draw it out, then you guys take it out?” Vinyl explained pulling out a key clicker for the purple van. It then pulled a total Transformer move, even making the signature sound, as it shifted around in impossible ways into a small stage and sound system, the instruments and Vinyl’s DJ table set up already.

“No, that old nag just told us you had a problem, and dropped us here naked and in a snow bank without any explanation.” Mistress grumbled, and Avarice nodded to reinforce his statement. Mistress then turned and grinned wildly at the transforming stage. “I love that thing, best drunk party ever.”

“Well let’s get this started. No point in trying to wait for nightfall, it attacks any time there’s a battle, or sounds like there is.” Stephen moved to the stage, he was taking shallow breaths, covering his face with his hands. “Or not I mean, I’m not sure we will be that good, right, we are good, but to summon a yeti, thats crazy. Why are we summoning the yeti, this makes no sense, it’s like the third round all over again against the twins, we are so doomed, doomed I tell you!”

“We will sound fine, we are just trying to summon a yeti, shouldn’t be hard,” Kim expertly tried to comfort her bandmate… well not really. She was already sitting in her drummer’s seat, Neal started tuning his bass, doing a soundcheck with Vinyl. Jeff fused over onto Mistress as yellow hair again as they prepared for battle.

“But…” Stephen was cut off by Kim.

“No buts, get on the damn van and lets play.” He obliged, climbing onto the van picking up his guitar, doing a quick sound check with Vinyl, who gave the band a hoofs-up, Kim started, “ WE ARE SEX BOBOMB AND WE ARE HERE TO KICK YETI ASS! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!”

Stephen took over singing his lyrics, as Neal started up the bass.

“Yeah Yeah

Yeah yeah”

Stephen started in on his Guitar part.

“Let me make your stasis

My-my-my-my Serpentine

I got a breathalyzer

And my body's clean”

It then rolled into instrumental for several scores with the band calling back and forth with each other. Mistress sat there smiling and banging his head to the beat of the music, Avarice was completely unimpressed. His face was bored, his ears tilted away from them, and he looked distinctly irritated.

“Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

YEAH!”

Stephen ended with a the song with a full yell, sweat already starting to form on his face. He turned to the rest of the band who nodded, “That was good, yeti has to come for something like that?”

“It was really good, you guys have gotten a lot better, and Vinyl mad mixing, it all sounds perfect now. Lots of improvement for only, you said a couple of weeks?” Mistress cheered his tail swinging happily as Jeff danced to the song’s beat stuck in his head.

“THAT SUCKED BALLS!” Avarice screamed, very loudly, and clearly angry as he got up, shifted to being a humanoid version of his new alicorn form, and stormed up before even Kim could protest, and shoved Stephen away from the mic as he approached Vinyl’s table, and quickly used a finger to press just one button.

He then quickly moved to a keyboard and kicked it upright, before moving to the mic, getting emotional as he took a deep breath.

“I need to stop worrying about the things I can’t control~! I need to stop worrying about the dollars I don’t own~! I gotta stop worrying about the things I cannot know~!

But sometimes, it feels so good, oh~!”

Vinyl, Kim, and Neal quickly adjusted, and began playing along as his suddenly smooth voice prepared again.

“Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

Money don’t matter if you’re-hah, hah, hah!

Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

I used to worry everyday, now I got better things!”

A copy of Avarice was suddenly at the keyboard, and added a couple bars with a shark-toothed grin.

“Need to stop hurrying, slow down and take control~!

Gotta stop worrying, about your problems you should know~!

Need to stop feeling like my life is such a mess! Because the world has got me in it! It’s my time and I should live it-oh~!”

There was a small pause, where it seemed Avarice had tears in his eyes.

“Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

Money don’t matter if you’re-hah, hah, hah!

Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

I used to worry everyday, now I got better things!”

The Yeti suddenly appeared, it flew into the clearing destroying the barbecue, throwing a punch to destroy the band. Only to be knocked away by the sexy synth injection hitting it with energized note symbols while MC got ready to fight. The second Avarice grinning wider.

“Cause it don’t matter what the people say. It don’t matter what the people do-oh~.

It don’t matter what the people say, cause I say baby~ you gotta stop worryin’-oh~!”

It tried to get back up, but was quickly slammed down by the band rising in volume for the last chorus as Mistress and Jeff prepared to rush it the moment the song ended. Meanwhile, Avarice’s eyes wept.

“Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

Money don’t matter if you’re-hah, hah, hah!

Money don’t matter if it feels for you!

I used to worry everyday, now I got better things!”

The ending of the song finished with an explosive synth bar, and the yeti was slammed a foot into the ground before the music finished, and Mistress made his move. His front hooves flared out like barbed whips ripping into the fur of the yeti, cutting bit by bit off, the yeti roared in pain. Mistress landed in the snow, his body becoming thin, and tall, Jeff had spread over most of his body forming armor. His body a bright reddish orange, mistress returning to his gray-green skin but keeping a male appearance.

The yeti tried to rise, most of its thick winter fur removed, red welts on the skin and patches of blood leaking out. Mistress used his sides to send out more tendrils of flesh, with bone tips at the yeti. The yeti blocked with an arm, the tendril ripped into the arm causing the creature to roar in pain. Using the arm as an anchor point, Mistress flung himself into the air over the yeti, launching more bone tipped tendrils into the yeti. It had enough.

Mistress was caught off-guard when the great four-armed ape-like beast roared at him, breathing a freezing beam of magic at him. He barely managed to twist out of the way, but his tendrils all froze solid and snapped off, getting him to shout in pain at the unexpected loss of mass. He landed on the far side of it, and the two-story tall monster rose to it’s feet, it’s wounds already sealing closed with ice. “Of course it couldn’t be easy!” Mistress then dodged a huge ball of ice the creature spawned by breathing into it’s hand by leaping to the side. Can’t take a direct hit! Our egg cannot survive even one!

The great pale beast breathed into all of it’s hands at once, and was about to throw a barrage of small icebergs before twin roars rang out from behind it, and it found itself being tackled to the ground by a black hydra/dragon hybrid that was incredibly pissed off. “THOU SHALT NOT LAY ANOTHER HAIR UPON OUR MATE!” The heads took a deep breath, and both breathed black Void flames into the back of the beast, getting it to roar in unbelievable agony.

Mistress and Jeff hung back a moment to gawk in awe at the great beast. He was literally cooking the thing alive in protective fury over him. It made his heart flutter. He only felt something like this from Jeff, never another. But eventually the monster used all four of it’s arms to throw the great shivering beast off of it. Avarice was slow in reacting, panting, shivering...oh no!

Jeff we need to end this quick, Avarice’s cold blood could kill him in this environment! Mistress threw himself into the battle once again, a flurry of spikes and whips. He began ripping through the thick flabby skin getting to the vital organs inside. He wasn’t quite fast enough as it grabbed a tendral and tossed him into a snowbank. The creature approached, looming over him, it raised two fists to smash him, only to be hit in the side of the head by a large snow ball.

“Leave my buddy alone, ya harry ape,” Vinyl called out, levitating more snow balls and launching them at the yeti. Roaring it turned to charge at her, finding a large white spear protruding from its chest. It looked down at the weapon, as if confused, before it groaned and fell over on it’s face, shoving the weapon all the way through again. “If only we could do that to all our violent critics.”

“Ya but you might run out of people that way.” Mistress smirked pulling himself up out of the snow bank, snapping the bone off at the end of the tendril connected to the bone spear in the yeti. He smiled, barely breathing hard. Their attention was drawn however, to the sound of a massive thing crashing to the ground, and everyone quickly looked to see Avarice and Crescent panting in short breaths, their body entirely limp, and their eyes glazed, barely able to stay open.

“Need fire, hydras are cold blooded, need to warm him up and fast!” Mistress sent Jeff over to start warming the massive creature with his own body heat. Stephen raided his glove box for a lighter. Mistress in the meantime sawed through a large tree dropping it in the clearing destroying the picnic table. However, they were all interrupted by Jeff shouting something about a Summons, and suddenly the blue fire that signaled Avarice’s departure was starting to consume him. “No! I didn’t send him away!”

“M-Missy...we don’t know how to ignore a Summons yet….” Avarice said weakly as the heat of his portal’s flames were warming him up. “Don’t hate us, please, we don’t want to leave yet!”

“Take this, and don’t worry, we would never hate you. Be careful Avarice, god of life.” Mistress pulled out a simple set of dog tags, one his normal summoning token, the other had a red heart that seemed pink in certain lights. When Mistress put it to his neck that hadn’t been engulfed in flame yet, it grew to fit him to his astonishment, and wrapped around the frilled head’s neck. “I’m sorry to see you go before I could assure you the baby is safe, but-mmph!”

The hydra suddenly pressed his huge lips to his own lips in a chaste kiss of tenderness, and he saw the love in his emerald eyes that he held for all living things, yet cherished especially with those closest to him. “Goodbye, Missy.” Avarice pulled away before they were completely engulfed in the swath of light blue flames, and vanished.

Mistress called out after his lover, “Call me!”

With that the flames settled, leaving a patch of melted snow and scorched earth, sealing them apart for a short time. I’m going to miss him, haven’t felt like that in years! Thank you Jeff for always being here for me, I love you.

I love you too Mistress, and worry not, we will surely see Master Avarice again. Jeff reattached himself to Mistress as they shifted back to the brown unicorn stallion. He walked over to the yeti, as the others collected up their instruments and reverted the stage back to a normal van.

“Bye you guys! I’ll just head on home by myself. I’ll clean up here!” Vinyl paled even more, knowing what her friend meant, and hurried her friends up so she could give her pal privacy.

“Ok tell Star I said “Hi” and thanks for sending help bye now!” Vinyl called out as they sped off to avoid seeing true nightmarish sights.

Looking at the corpse, Mistress changed back into her Morning Glory form. “Okay...let’s do this.” Mistress looked at the massive beast, her stomach roaring in simulation of hunger, because looking at the almost cooked beast was making her mouth water. This moment always made her nervous. She approached the face, her tongue extending out as a semi-solid tendril, and sent it up the nasal passage, going for the most direct rout to the brain, best before it got cold. She moaned in bliss, tasting the forbidden delicacy that was raw, fresh brain matter. So ripe with knowledge that even base beasts were unaware they possessed.

She panted in excitement as the tongue she sent in began encompassing the sadly small brain in her flesh, and then promptly began instantly digesting it while savoring the flavor. She hummed in contentment as the skull of the creature emptied and new data and biomatter was added to her body, which grew bigger all around from her not knowing how to convert it to energy, and didn’t feel the need to increase her density at the moment.

Once the delicate part was over, she immediately dropped all pretences, letting her monstrous side take over as she blissfully began consuming the creature from the inside out, not caring for how it was caving in on itself. She moaned in rapture as her body grew, and panted as she began focusing more of the mass to her womb. A new ‘surrogate’ womb was filling her, growing around the egg and would sustain it until it hatched, she would need to get home to ‘finish’ it but already it was taking shape.

She put a hoof to her growing belly as she continued to grow, feeling amazing at stretching herself out, the beast shrinking into itself as she drained more and more of it’s body into herself. Oh God~ Jeff I haven’t felt this good eating in years, Avarice is more than just creation I think. Dig in, you need to eat and help too, this baby has three parents. Mistress thought as her hips cracked, widening to compensate the increasing girth of her beyond pregnant belly.

As you wish, my Mistress Jeff hummed happily as he gorged himself on the beast around them, breaking down the bones, being difficult for Mistress to directly change on the way in. He fed the calcium directly to her and reinforced her bone structure. The two working together using each of their specialized magics to break the creature down. After the bones went the creature deflated on them, leaving the sickening sight of a charred sack of meat that Mistress continued to consume through her tongue.

Eventually, she was finally done, and was gasping for breath in elation for how she stood nearly eye-level with the tops of the trees around her, and how swollen her middle was. She seemed pregnant with multiple foals, but most of it was actually the surrogate cocoon she’d prepared. She looked upon herself with an obscene and previously unknown amount of pride and love, rubbing her hard belly with great affection. “This is amazing...I...I almost want to keep it in me. But I can’t….” She grunted as she tried to sit down, but her enormous belly made any sort of action extremely difficult, and it was easier to remain standing. “Whew...wow...that’s tiring, and I still have to shrink down and increase my density too. I hope I’m not so fat I crush everything I step on~.” Mistress joked with a lilt to her tone, finding the concept amusing, and oddly arousing.

We could go on a small rampage in the area before you do so? Jeff offered, knowing that his Mistress had developed a strange desire to destroy things, explosions were a favourite of hers. He felt sluggish as he latched on to Mistress tighter, his own form too large to move normally.

A few trees couldn’t hurt, then we call Star Swirl. She stated as she waddled over to the first tree, placing a hoof on the bark and pushed, ripping up the roots. Hehe, thats fun.

She then waddled sideways, landing into three trees at once snapping them like twigs. She giggled in joy and a touch of ecstasy as she destroyed the forest, leaving the small clearing they started in a very large meadow, and dozens of trees lying on the ground. She especially enjoyed bumping trees over with her new sexy wider plot and even nudging them over with her huge side-swelling belly. About the time the sun began setting several sirens could be heard in the distance, quickly making their way in her general direction.

We should go now Mistress. Jeff recommended with a small note of panic.

Yes, Jeff rang the bell from inside the mane as mistress called out Star Swirl we need evac, directly to my gym. I’m a little oversized.

She was enveloped in darkness leaving a large pop in the air. After several minutes the police finally arrived at the meadow, finding the hollow skin of the yeti and destruction, they were completely at a loss.

Mistress appeared in her gym on Star Swirl’s Voidship. She actually had to duck, as her ears and horn, and especially Jeff, all touched the ceiling. “Heh, heh, even bigger than I thought I was.” The thought of that made her bite her lip, she was getting aroused again. She had no idea she had a macro fetish before now. She looked down at her belly. Or a pregnancy fetish. I feel so good Jeff, so right. Letting this thing out is going to be hard on me….

Well, I certainly don’t find any issue with it. Aside from the fact we cannot interact with the public in such a state. Jeff’s words made Mistress groan. Of course. She was wishing she was a hermit right now. Maybe she could just eat, and grow...and grow...and grow…. Mistress. Jeff’s warning tone brought her out of her deepening rut, she felt her nethers clench. She was really, really turned on at the prospect of just getting...bigger, stronger. Mistress!

Sorry, sorry! I’ll try to calm down. She took a calming breath, business and important things came before her own pleasure. Just because she had to break her dry spell several times over the past several hours with a stupid-sexy-sex-god and discover she had really potent fetishes was no reason to lose her head. She severed some of the synapses and decreased gland activity so she would stop getting her head all cloudy with perverted thoughts of macrophilia. Then she worked on shrinking down, which was tough not just because of how much mass she now had, but she’d donated more than necessary to her surrogate cocoon in the heat of the moment, so it was a bit tough to keep her belly at a proportional size.

The process for creating the surrogate cocoon in detail took several hours to stabilize, programing the graymatter she had absorbed several more, but she managed it though, and got back to normal size, if not weight, as she tapped a hoof on the floor and felt it nearly crack. “Okay, now to head home-.”

“Good Faust mare! How’d that happen?!” Star Swirl shouted at the sight of her gym turned nursery, and she groaned. Great...now he wouldn’t stop bugging her unless she told him.

Author's Notes:

Final cross over chapter with: GameJunkie7 and his story Hello Stranger.

Hope you all like it, Vinyl is a cross over from a story I am co-authoring: The Displacement of ponies across the Multiverse official author DemonWolf

Its kind of a prompt, short stories of Pony Displaced, if you want to cross over with any of the characters that appear let us know^-^

Now back to your regular programming.