(A few weeks later)

“All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle.” Said Celestia rocking back and forth in a sofa chair.

“Geez how long since Luna made that bet with Celestia to stop drinking?” Asked Gilgamesh who was comforting the sun princess.

“About two maybe three weeks. Still I have to admit this is the longest I’ve seen Celestia go without any alcoholic beverages.” Said Saber. “Though I don’t think her eating apple pies, bananas, bags of candy and drinking apple juice is helping.”

“What makes you say that?” Asked Caster.

“Caster! I need you to tell me I can I leave the house.” Said Celestia while munching on a gummy worm.

“......Ok…...Celestia you are allowed to-.”

“BITCH DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!”

“..........”

“.......All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle.”

“Ok how long before this stupid bet is over?” Asked Gilgamesh.

“Twelve hours left.” Saber replied. “I’m surprise she hasn’t killed anypony yet.”

“What really surprise me is she’s not dead from alcohol poisoning.” Said Caster levitating a trash can full of empty beer bottles. “I mean seriously there’s enough in here to knock out an elephant or two.”

“You might want to look outside that window then.” Suggested Saber, Caster did as she was told as she saw a dumpster full of empty bottles. “I think it’s enough to knock out a few more elephant and ursa major.”

“Man if she was on earth, she would’ve broken a world record in most alcohol consumption without dying.”

“The sooner this stupid bet is over, the sooner things can get back to normal. Till then I’m gonna go take out the trash, try and make sure Celestia doesn’t try to kill herself…...again.” Just as Saber was about to open the door with trash in hand, the door was sent launching at her causing her to be sent flying into Twilight’s Castle and out of Ponyville.

Caster and Gilgamesh looked at the open door to see a guy wearing a lab coat was standing in the doorway. “Good afternoon ladies.”

“Okay one who the hell are you, and two why should we kick your ass for what you did to Saber?” Said Gilgamesh summoning Eu into her hand.

“Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Twice Piecemen and I’m here to take over your universe called Equestria.” He said bowing to the two servants and sun princess who was still in a state of panic from lack of alcohol.

“Oh really?” Said Caster as her hands were covered in electricity. “And what makes you think we’ll just stand here and let you take over our home?”

“This.” Twice raised his hand as the seal on his hand started to glow, as it did the house they were in disappeared revealing a dark gray color giant with with one demonic, and what looks like a broken sword in it’s hand. “Berserker kill everyone in this place called Ponyville, leave nothing alive especially the children.”

“RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

“Caster is that who I think it is?” Asked Gilgamesh who was shaking in fear.
“Yep it’s him alright.”

“Are we gonna die?”

“Yep…..Dibs on getting Celestia out of here.”

“........Dammit.”

Caster grabbed Celestia and teleported out of the house, leaving Gilgamesh to fight Berserker. “Ok Gilgamesh you can do this, you been trained to fight crap like this.” She thought as she fired a barrage of weapons at Berserker, which deflected off of him like a ball bouncing off a wall.
“Well…...shit I’m out of options, guess there’s only one thing to do now.”

“NERD!-” Just as she said that. Gilgamesh was punched in the face by Berserker’s fist, sending her face into the floor. “I hate days like this.”

(Ponyville Town Hall)

Caster appeared inside of Mayor Mare’s office. “GAH! What are you doing here, more importantly why is Princesses Celestia with you?” Mayor Mare asked.

“No time. Monster attacking Ponyville. Keep Celestia here. Oh and get Twilight and her friends here aap.” Caster said as she rush out of Mayor Mare’s office and towards the door of Town hall towards the door. Just as she did Berserker was standing in front of the doorway.

“............”

“How the hell did you find me?”

“It’s not that hard to find you when you left a trail of candy wrappers behind.” Twice said as he showed her what he means. “Also you have a weird taste in candy.”

“Oh yeah well….eat lightning bitch!” Caster launched a light blue talismen at Twice’s head, but it was caught by Berserker. “Well…….NERD!-”

*BAM**CRACK**BOOM*

(At the edge of Ponyville)

“.........You know I was hoping for a normal day for once, but NOOOOOOOO I just had to get sucker punch by the dick who hit me with a door.” Ranted Saber as Kat’s token fell from her pocket and was activated by accident. A few moments later, the owner of the token portaled in through her classic red and black swirl.

“Hello~,” Kat said cheerily upon appearance. “Oh, hey Saber...why are you stuck in a rock?”

“Oh you know just felt like sleeping in a rock, oh what do you think I got sucker punched by a flying door and got sent flying by whoever it was that did it!” Saber answered trying to pull herself from the boulder.

“Want some help?” Kat offered, slightly smiling.

“That would be nice please.”

Kat walked over to the side of the boulder and knocked the back of her knuckles against it. At that moment, the rock completely shattered. “Better?”

“Much better, now to head back to Ponyville and find out who sucker punched me like that.”

“Do you need help with that?” Kat asked. “I can’t stay too long, but I could help if you need me to.”

“Mind teleporting us back to town?” Saber asked as she pointed to a cloud of smoke coming from Ponyville. “Cause something tells me we might need your help.”

Kat snapped her fingers, the two of them suddenly appearing right outside Sugarcube Corner. “Huh, odd. I was aiming for Golden Oaks Library,” Kat mused.

“You mean Twilight’s Castle? Cause it’s right over there.” Saber said pointing at the crystal castle.

“Oh, no wonder it didn’t work. Not every Twilight has the castle, so I usually aim for the library. Since it’s, well, destroyed, looks like I locked on to another location automatically. Good to know it does that.”

Just as they were about to head off, Berserkers hand appeared out of Sugarcube corners window, grabbed Saber, pinned her into the ground, with his sword near her throat. “T-The hell?” Saber thought as she was trying to pry herself from Berserkers grip.

“Hey ugly!” Kat shouted to get his attention.

Berserker turn his head to see who was calling out his name, the only thing he saw was a blonde haired human similar to Saber but wasn’t wearing any armor. “RRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!”

“Let her go!” Kat ordered, not moving at all as she glared at the beast. “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, sweetie.”

Berserker paid her no mind as he focus his attention towards Saber, who looked like she was losing air from the pressure Berserker was giving her.

“Hey!” she shouted again, grabbing Berserker’s arm. “I said: ‘Let her go.’” With a quick extension, Kat heaved the beast over her head and slammed it to the ground on her other side.

“*Gasp* *cough, cough* God a few more seconds and I would of been dead.” Saber said catching her breath. “Though I’m surprise you were able to lift Berserker off of me like that.”

“Oh, honey, I’m stronger than I look. Let’s not go into how much, though. A lady doesn’t brag, after all.”

“Hm that was interesting.” Said Twice appearing behind the two girls. “You don’t normally see humans with strength that can match up to a legendary hero before.”

“And you are?” Kat asked, crossing her arms as she quirked an eyebrow.

“Twice Piecemen, ruler of this new world that I have awoken into.” He answered giving them a bow.

“...were you elected?”

“No, but taking over a world with the power to call upon powerful servants is quite useful when taking over a weak world like this.”

“......” Kat was silent for a moment. “Well, unfortunately for you, this world is defended. Any attempt you make on this world,” her eyes turned blood-red and dangerously cold, “Is an affront on me. Pick your battles carefully, boy.”

“Heh, like would be afraid of you trying to kill me.” He said as his one’s and zero’s appeared from out of his body. “As you can see, I’m a cyber ghost.”

“Oh great.” Saber said in a deadpanned tone.

“And you want to take over a world that has next to no technology at all? ...you’re not very bright for a cybernetic being.”

“True but they do have a way to link their world to the human world, aka the mirror in the crystal castle.”

Kat cocked her eyebrow. “You’re really desperate aren’t you. But… there’s pretty much nothing you can do to take over this world. You’re physically a ghost and this planet can take anything you throw at it. So.... yeah, you’re screwed.”

“You really have a short attention span do you?” Twice’s hand started to glow as berserker appeared next to him. “Unlike most cyberghost, I have the ability to summon any legendary heroes just like the holy grail can. Now then Berserker kill them both.” As ordered, Berserker charged at the duo at break neck speed.

Kat was not impressed, showing it by kicking Berserker in the face without even looking or turning towards the monster. The force was enough to send it flying for miles, finally landing somewhere in the Everfree forest. “You were saying?”

“Look behind you.” He said

Saber looked behind to see Berserker stand behind them with no scratches on him. “........oh crap I know who he is now.”

“You’re pushing your luck,” Kat glared at Twice. “Stop this now before you make me do something we’ll both regret.”

“235.” Twice said not paying attention to her threat.

“Huh?”

“Oh don’t mind me please continue with what you’re doing.”

Kat glared even more. She stretched out her arms and clenched her fists. Berserker suddenly did the same, though it didn’t appear to be of his free will. “Are you gonna stop your assault or am I going to have to show you not to mess with my friends?”

“450.” Twice answered as he order Berserker to attack Kat. “To answer your question no.”

Kat sighed. “Then you’re forced my hands.” Kat shouted as she started to pull her arms together, seemingly pulling on something. Berserker started screaming in pain, points on his body beginning to crack. Kat gave Twice a harsh glare. “His soul is mine.” With a final pull, Berserker shattered into nothingness, tiny wisps flowing into Kat’s body.

“Oh that’s an interesting ability.” He said as a digital screen disappeared. “But then again you don’t know who Berserker is do you? Also 75.”

“You act as if I should care. I honestly couldn’t care less. When you threaten my friends, then I don’t give a flying putain who you are. I will put you down and couldn’t care less about anything else.”

“You see the one you just killed was the legendary hero Hercules and what you just did was activate his noble phantasm.” A wisp appeared behind Saber as an arm appeared out of it and stabbed her from behind with a odd color dagger. “You see his noble phantasm is called the god hand, just like in the history book you’ll have to kill within the 24 hour period. I won’t tell you how many times you have to kill him, but I think you’ll be have more trouble dealing with him and your friend at the same time before you can.”

“Oh mon dieu,” Kat sighed. “Can’t you villains ever just say ‘Putain’ and just go and live a normal life somewhere? I mean honestly, this kind of merde gets annoying. You gain absolutely nothing, yet your kind always does this. Just gets on my nerves that you honestly can’t think of anything better to do than take over a world or kill innocent people for your own amusement.” She put her face in her hand. “It’s just so satané annoying.”

“709. Also you might want to duck.”

Kat bent forward quickly, avoiding whatever was coming from behind. Standing in front of her was Saber wearing a different color armor and was seething with corrupted prana energy.

“............” Saber said nothing, pointed her blade at Kat.

“I think I’ll leave you two to fight each other.” Twice said dismissing Berserker. “This will be interesting data to collect on.”

“I won’t fight her,” Kat said firmly, looking disinterested.

“Well too bad for you, but she’ll fight you. Saber kill her!” With that Saber appeared in front of Kat bring her sword down upon her, but missed. As the sword was brought down prana energy burst from the ground hitting Sugarcube Corner.

“As I said, I won’t fight my friend,” Kat reaffirmed, not moving in the slightest.

“Then die by your friend’s sword.” Twice notice three small fillies hiding in a house that wasn’t damage. “Saber! Kill those three little kids, and anyone else in this pathetic town.” With that Twice vanished, as Saber was walking towards three fillies ready to kill them.

Saber was lifted into the air, unable to control her movements and just stuck floating there. Kat sighed. “I don’t have time for this.” She walked over to the flailing Saber and decked her in the face. “You awake yet?”

“Ugh why can’t I feel my everything?” Saber asked as she looked at herself. “Son of a bitch I’m in my alter form!”

“I don’t know what that means, but please tell me you have an idea how to get rid of this cyber guy. I really don’t have a lot of time and this guy is pissing me off royally.”

“My corrupted form whenever I pull my cowlick off, and as for him I wouldn’t worry about him.”

“But I want to hit him~,” Kat whined.

“Normally I would but he should bump into Celestia in 3…..2…...1.” There was a huge explosion off in the distance after Saber said one. “There we go.”

“Always trust the solar goddess” Kat said with a chuckle. “...I still want to punch him though.”

“I think he’s dead, but let’s head over there and see how it went down.”

(Elsewhere)

As Kat and Saber made it to said location, everypony along with the elements of harmony were watching in shock and horror at what Celestia was doing to the human named Twice Piecemen. “Oh…….fuck I didn’t think being off from alcohol would make her this violent.” Saber said watching in disbelief.

“Where the hell have you been and…...why is Kat here?” Asked the battered up Gilgamesh.

“Caught between a rock and an annoying prick,” Kat glared at Twice.

“What’s up with you?”

“I’m in a bad mood, what do you think? You try going through what I am and then deal with an annoying little douche like him. I am sick and tired of villains, okay? THEY’RE ALL THE SAME!” Kat continued grumbling and muttering to herself after that outburst.

“Well I feel a lot better now.” Said Celestia who was covered in blood. “Oh hey you’re that Kat girl from before, what are you doing here?” Kat pointed her thumb at Saber.

“Nice going Saber.”

“Bite me sunbutt, and care to explain what happen to that guy over there?”

“Oh him…..long story short don’t shoot my favorite drink from out of my hand when I haven’t been drinking in the past two to three weeks.”

“Been there,” Kat muttered.

“Also just a heads up, that was a displaced cosplayer.”

“How can you tell?” Asked Gilgamesh.

“Cause if it was the real person named Twice Piecemen, then he would have come out in the open and try to kill eveypony in town. Plus when I killed him I found his wallet with a list of things to do in the multiverse.” Celestia levitated the list in front of them.

“...I am starting to understand my brother more and more,” Kat sighed.

“Wait you have a brother?” Saber asked.

“Yes, he’s Ben 10. So far, the only Displaced to basically say ‘screw all of you other Displaced, leave me alone’.”

“God I hate to meet him, something tells me he might kill us if we accidentally find his token and summon him here.”

“He’s a pacifist and a politician,” Kat deadpanned.

“I get the feeling Caster gonna pester him with stupid question.” Said Gilgamesh as Fluttershy placed an ice pack on her left eye. “Ow! Son of a bitch that hurt.”

“Good thing you can’t summon him, I suppose,” Kat said, floating lazily in mid air.

“Speaking of that idiot, where’s Caster?” Asked Saber.

Gilgamesh pointed to their left to see Caster’s leg sticking out of the ground. “Berserker knocked me out when he sent you flying and teleported Celestia out of the house, but when she hid Celestia in town hall he pretty much slammed her into the ground.”

“Did she say anything before she was knocked out?”

“Just like what I said to him, she called him a nerd and then K.O.”

“No surprise there, so what do we do with the body?”

“Hm…...chuck it into the lava pit?” Celestia suggested, which everyone was surprise at what Celestia said. “I been sober for past three week, and just as the last five hours of my bet was over and I was about to drink the sweet nectar of the goddesses. This little buck and his beefcake servant knocked my drink out of my hand, so don’t you dare judge me.”

“I vote for the Princess’ idea,” Kat volunteered.

“Good, then tomorrow Saber you and luna are gonna chuck his body into the volcano.”

“Why do I have to do?”

“Cause Gilgamesh & Caster are out of commission after getting a fist to face, and I’m getting Luna back for getting me to do that stupid dare.” Celestia answered. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna get shit face drunk.” With that Celestia teleported of to the nearest bar.

“I like your Celestia,” Kat commented. “She’s fun.... she single?”

“Surprisingly yeah, right now she and Luna are on vacation for 1,000 years.”

“Think she’d enjoy a one night stand?” Kat asked, her own imagination starting to go wild.

“I’m sure she wouldn’t mind that, then again when she did it with Discord and Chrysalis they had a restraining order on her.”

That got Kat beginning to drool. “Kat want.”

“Didn’t you say you couldn’t stay here any long?”

“Raven can handle it,” Kat said maybe a bit too quickly.

“Oh god you’re just like Celestia when it comes to alcohol.” Gilgamesh said. “You might want to be careful though, I doubt Luna would approve of you trying to bang her sister.”

“Don’t care!” Kat nearly shouted. “See ya later, girls! I’m gonna bag me a princess!” She snapped her fingers, disappearing immediately.

“......Why do I get a feeling I’m gonna get blamed for this?” Asked Saber.

“Cause you’re our leader, and the leader have to take responsibility.” Gilgamesh answered.

“.........Why can’t I have a normal day without weird shit like this happening to me?”

(The Next Day)

Luna didn’t say anything but gave Kat a disapprove look as she appeared out of Celestia’s room wearing her shirt. “..............”

Kat smiled. “Hi Luna. You wanna join round six?”

“I don’t do group sex, nor am I into mares.” Luna said still staring daggers at her. “Though what you did to my sister was low even for you.”

Kat stuck her tongue out at her. “I’ve done worse. Plus, everyone likes checking things off their bucket list.”

“Wait what list…….WAIT YOU HAD BANG MY SISTER ON SAID LIST!?”

“...Luna, I am going to say this once and you’d best remember it: I am not right in the head. I have been in and out of therapy for thirteen hundred years. And I grew up around a girl who could possibly be the biggest kink in existence. You do the math.”

“......Oh faust you’re just like my sister, only that our father sold her as slave throughout her fillyhood and sent me to moon for blasting his eye off.”

“...I don’t wanna know. Anyway, was there something you needed?”

“Besides the fact that I wanna beat the crap out of you, which I can’t seeing how you’re stronger than me. Then no I got nothing, just keep your hands off my special moonshine, it took me 50 years to get the side effect of going blind out of it.”

“Sure thing. Oh, here,” Kat snapped her fingers, a bottle appearing out of nowhere. “If you’re ever feeling adventurous, try this stuff.” She handed the bottle over. “Whatever you do, start small. Do NOT chug this stuff.”

“Noted, so what will you do now?”

A sudden growling startled both Luna and Kat, causing them both to look down the hall only to see… Kat?!

“You!” the other snarled.

“You!” Kat snarled back, instantly replacing Celestia’s shirt with her own clothes.

“Who the buck are you?” Said Luna. “And why do you look like our friend?”

Instead of responding, the other girl fired an energy bolt at the two.

“Get down,” Kat shouted, shoving Luna to the ground as the blast flew over them. It exploded against the far wall, a large hole being left where it was. When Luna and Kat looked again, all they saw was a closing portal. “Merde,” Kat cursed.

“WHAT THE HELL!?” Yelled Saber drawing her sword at the other Kat in the hallway. “Ok I don’t know who you, but you better have a damn good reason why you blew a hole in our home?”

The other Kat glared before blasting Saber against the floor with a Pressure attack. “Don’t you dare talk to me like that, you worthless plebian.” She turned to Kat and Luna with a sneer. “You have this world, Shifter, but it won’t be long before everything you care about is gone.” She snapped her fingers, fading into a portal below her. “The true Gravity Queen will see to that.” And like that, she was gone.

“Evil alternate version of yourself I take it?” Luna asked.

“You don’t know the half of it,” Kat sighed. “Sorry, but I need to go. I can’t let her get any farther. She’s already killed more than enough Displaced. I can’t let her kill any more.” She smiled at her friends. “We’ll see eachother real soon, m’kay?” Kat opened a portal and dived right through before it closed.

“......Celestia!”

“Yes!?”

“Get you shit in gear, we’re gonna be training our flanks off if Ms. Kat get’s killed by her evil alternate universe self!”

“......OK, let me just get my sleep for a bit!”

“Great so we might have to deal with her down the road?” Asked Saber.

“If Kat wins, if not…...then we’re gonna need to get everypony in equestria ready. That also includes you three.”

“Fair enough, I’ll inform the others after we chuck the body into the volcano.”

“Ok…….wait what?”

Author's Notes:

Crossover with Gravity of the situation by DJSkywalker

Next Chapter: The Holy Grail Wars Begins!