(Morning)
[Servant Room]

“So how the hell are we gonna get Shining Armor a girlfriend?” Asked Gilgamesh pacing back and forth. “We tried doing it before and that ended badly.”

“We could always do the secret admire love letter thing that you see in TV shows?” Saber answered. “But then again I doubt he’ll be willing to read it.”

“We could always do the lock them up in a room together, and not let them out until they become a couple again?” Said Caster floating in mid air.”That always works.”

“Will save that for when things go south, man I can’t believe we’re doing this crap. I mean what does that Kat know about love anyway?”

“Well she is older than us Gilgamesh, so she might know a lot about love and stuff.”

“Then why doesn’t she do it herself Saber? If she’s so good at it.”

“You wanna go and ask her yourself?”

“Hell no, that bitch is all kinds of wrong. Plus I prefer not to die again thank you very much.”

“Then what else are we suppose to do then?” Caster asked. “We tried being nice to him, try going out on a date with him, and we even try to use a love spell on him.”

“Hm…….Ok I have an idea.”

“Oh? And what would that be Saber?” Gilgamesh asked.

“Let’s just leave him be, and let him find his marefriend in peace.”

“You think he’ll find one on his own?”

“Well Kat did say we have to help him, she didn’t say when now did she?”

“.......All in flavor in putting this love making thing to the side say ‘I’.” Said Caster raising her hand under her sleeve.

“It’s favor not flavor Caster, and yeah I say we worry about it later.” Said Gilgamesh raising her hand.

“Then it’s agreed we’ll do the whole love matching thing later, for now let’s just relax until the princesses or the grail summon us for something.” Saber said as she laid back in her bed. Just as she was about to get into her comfort zone, the door to their room open up revealing Amalthea & Nightmare Moon walking into their room.

“Hey guys, Celestia and Luna want to see you three in Celestia’s room.” Said Amalthea. “She said she has something important to tell you.”

“Like what?” Asked Caster.

“Beats me, she just told us to get you guys and take you to the her room.” Said Nightmare Moon.

“Why do I get the feeling that Caster did something while we weren’t watching her.”

“Oh screw you Gilgamesh, I didn’t do anything this time!”

“Yes ‘this time,’ but not all those other time when you and Amalthea messed around with the nobles in Canterlot.”

“Hey they had it coming, they should’ve thought about what will happen if you call me a slut.”

“Girls!” Yelled Saber getting Caster and Gilgamesh’s attention. “Can we please just go see what Celestia & Luna want with us?”

“......Fine.” They said in union.

(Celestia’s Room)

“We’re moving to ponyville.” Said Celestia.

“WHAT!?” Yelled the servants in disbelief.

“I said we’re moving to ponyville, do I need to repeat myself again?”

“Why are we moving to Ponyville?” Caster asked hugging onto Amalthea like a plushy.

“No reason it’s just that every 1,000 years or so, Luna and I take a break from ruling Canterlot and get somepony else to rule for a while.”

“Who the poor sap you got to take over Canterlot?” Asked Gilgamesh.

(Throne Room)

“And that is why we must have my birthday party at this location, and only rich, noble ponies are allowed in it. Not common street rats like this pony beside me.” BlueBlood said pointing to the pony next to him.

“Screw you and your birthday you right bitch, that’s my home you want to demolish!”

“And it will be a perfect place to build my birthday stadium. So get your trash out of that thing you call a house.”

“Buck you you little shit! I’m not moving out of my home. Find another place to build you stupid birthday thing.”

“My birthday stadium is not stupid you commoner scum!”

“Why did I agree to look after Celestia’s Kingdom again? Oh right, because she beat me a poker game and now I’m stuck here with these little brats.” Chrysalis thought as she watch the prince and the random pony argue with each other. “If things are this bad during the day court, I hate to see how things turn out in the night court.”

(Back to Celestia’s room)

“......So let me get this straight,” Said Saber trying to wrap her head around this. “you were able to get this Chrysalis lady to fill in for you every few years or so when you beat her in a game of strip poker?”

“Pretty much yeah, it’s not that hard to be her when you know what her facial expressions are.” Celestia said with a devilish smile on her face.

“I don’t know weather I should be impressed by how good she is despite being childish at times, or be afraid at the fact that she both childish and smart when she wants to be.”

“Anyway while Chrysalis and Discord are in charge, we’re going on our 1,000 year break.” Said Luna teleporting her suitcases in the room. “I been meaning to play some of the games I bought online.”

“We need this after all the crap we been through dealing with all the nobles for the past 1,000 years. And we are going on our break until it’s over.” Celestia said as she too teleported her suitcases into the room.”Now pack your bags, we’re going to ponyville. Oh before I forget, Nightmare Moon and Amalthea are coming. Just thought I let you girls know.”

“Pray tell why did you chose ponyville of all places?” Asked Saber.

“........It was the only place where we were allowed to stay in when we went on break.” Celestia said while blushing in embarrassment.

“I take it you done something in the places you were banned from huh?”

“Oh look at the time, the friendship express will be here at any moment.” Celestia levitated her suitcases, and began to walk out the door. “We should get going before we miss it, and have to wait another hour or two.”

“Ignoring it won’t help Celestia!” Yelled Luna.

“Whatever!”

“Please for the love of god, let a displaced human summon me soon if they start arguing on the train.” Thought Saber as she started to carry the rest of Luna's belongings.

(Ponyville)

“Welp we made it.” Said Celestia stretching her wings out which accidentally hit a pony in the face. “Welcome to ponyville servants of Equestria.”

“What you’re giving us a title now?” Asked Gilgamesh.

“And why is it next to the monster filled forest?” Asked Saber.

“Yeah we don’t know why they chose to live near it, personally I think the person that founded this place was a old and crazy pony.” Luna answered while playing her handheld game. “Not everypony was right in the head back then.”

“And they aren’t now?”

“Yeah aren’t they.” Caster chimed in on the conversation.

“There still living here… How are they any less crazy than from back then?” Asked Nightmare Moon.

“LOOK OUT IT’S NIGHTMARE MOON! EVERYPONY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”

“........Case in point.” Said Saber as she crosses her arms with a smug look on her face.

“Buck you blondie.”

“Guess they still haven’t forgotten about what happen, when you were under the effect of the anesthesia after you got your wisdom teeth removed.”

“Hey I said I was sorry, how was I supposed to know that stuff would make me do some weird stuff.”

“If you count giving Derpy powers and making her queen of muffins is weird, then yeah you did do something weird.” Said Caster.

“And trying to marry some dragon guy, still don’t know who he was.” Said Luna as she taps her lip. “But the eyepatch was cool”

“Whatever, just tell me where to put my gear so me and Amalthea can get back to work?” Moon asked while Amalthea climbed onto of her head.

“The house next to Twilight’s Castle, it’s not that hard to miss it.” Celestia said pointing to the castle made of Crystals.

“Figures you wanted to be next to your favorite student.” Moon said as she carried the suitcases to the house.

“Hey it was the only house that was available at the time.”

“That and you lost all you bits to Caster in that strip poker game you lost.” Luna commented.

“I didn’t think she would win.”

“Which brings us to rule number two for Caster.” Gilgamesh said while pulling out a book with Caster’s face on it. “Never play any kind of card games with her, cause she’ll always win.”

“That’s right bitches, no one can’t beat Caster the great in any form of card games!” Caster said striking a victorious pose. Just as she did that three little fillies jumped out of the bushes next to her, and tackled her to the ground.

“Gah! Help! The IRS finally found out I didn’t pay my taxes for the past 20 years!”

“You don’t even have taxes you idiot.” Gilgamesh said.

“CMC MONSTER HUNTERS YAY!” All three of the fillies yell as they climb all over Caster.

“Meet the cutie mark crusaders.” Luna said introducing them.

“Well, at least they're not dangerous.”

“Help there putting sparkles in my eyes!” Cries out Caster as she on the floor.

“Aren’t you going to do something Celestia?” Asked Saber.

“On come on there just fillies I’m sure Caster can take care of herself.”

“Oh god I see sparkles everywhere it so beautiful and painful!”

“See she’s fine.”

“Oh god not the bees!” The fillies have a jar of paper bees and pour them on Caster. “All over my eyes, MY EYES!”

(Moments later)

“Thanks for saving me from those little devils you assholes.” Caster said in an angry tone

“I think you did very well” Said Nightmare Moon.

“You were just standing there watching them torturing me!”

“I think it important to see if you would make a good mother if the day should come you get married some day” She said with a evil smile. Caster said nothing but flipped Nightmare Moon the finger as she walked next to Saber/Luna.

“Well that was…interesting.” Said Gilgamesh still trying not to laugh after what happen to Caster.

Saber in the meantime was dealing with the three fillies and giving them a stern talking to.

“It’s a good thing Saber saved your ass before something else happens to you.” Said Luna.

“Bah! They got me by surprise that’s all.”

“Just like when Ax ‘accidentally’ tapped your ass that one time, and you hit him with a lightning talismen?”

“Not my fault… besides he said he kind of liked it…” Caster said as she hides under her hood.

“HA! He has a crush on you.” Said Gilgamesh teasing Caster.

“NO!, it not like t-that.” Caster say in a panic as she waving her arms at Gilgamesh.
“Alright Gilgamesh, stop messing around with her.” Said Saber walking back towards them. “Let’s just get the stuff to the house and relax afterwards.”

“What about the girls?” Asked Caster.

“Oh I gave them a lecture on not attacking what looks different, then they said they’re sorry and ran off.” Saber answered.

“What, that’s it? No smacking them upside their heads or anything?”

“Like what you did to Asphyxious when he tapped you by accident?”

“Hey he should’ve never sneak up on me.”

“He said it was an accident, he even said he was sorry before you sent him flying into a wall.”

“Well he turn out fine afterwards didn’t he, and besides you know how I am when some does that.”

“So why did you try to kiss him after he passed out?”

“I was drunk at the time!”

“No you wasn’t~” Sings Gilgamesh.

“Oh yeah….. well….. fuck you all!” Caster yelled as she teleported to house.

“It’s fun messing around with Caster, wouldn’t you agree.” Said Gilgamesh

“Did you really let her get drunk?, you know what happens when she get like that right?” Asked Luna.

“Relax she was only half drunk at the time, and even if she was drunk the only thing she would of done was summon giant gummy bears or something.”

“It was some how horrifying when they was attack by fillies and were eaten alive… Why did she make them feel pain?” Asked Nightmare moon.

“We don’t know, we don’t have any of that magical crap you guys have.” Said Saber. “Now then shall we go to your house then Celestia?”

“Wait, does Caster even know where we live before teleporting off…”

“I think she believe that giant castle is your home.”

“Oh no.”

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE BUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOWER!?” Yelled Twilight.

“THE HORROR!, I CAN NOT UN SEE WHAT I HAVE SEEN!” Screams Caster.

“GET OUT OF HERE!” Screamed a male voice.

“.......Welp guess that’s one way to greet the neighbor.”

“Eeyup.” Said a red stallion that was standing next to them.