It was a bright and sunny day in Canterlot. The sun was shining, the air was clear of any clouds thanks to Canterlot weather control, and not a single monster in sight. (at the moment) Yep this was a perfect day for the ponies in Canterlot to continue their daily lives underneath the golden sun....Well almost perfect as three displaced humans were running through the streets of Canterlot trying to avoid a certain captain of the royal guards with a squad of royal guard ponies.

To what the ponies could tell one of the creatures were wearing shining silvery armor, with an old styled dress made from old fashioned blue cloth. Stuck to her back was her sword encased in a blue & yellow sheath. The other creature was wearing a white & pink striped hoodie with bunny ears on it, black shorts that matched the same color as her stockings and shoes, and had a blue mirror on her back. And the third creature had golden yellow hair, and was wearing lust luscious gold armor around her left arm and legs along with a red cape around her waist.

"Keep running Saber, I don't wanna die at a young age!" Yelled Caster.

"I am running you idiot, but it's kinda hard to when you’re wearing armor with crappy footing!" Said Saber.

"Halt in the name of Celestia!" Yelled Shining Armor. "I said halt dammit!"

“You know saying that isn’t gonna make us stop running you know!?” Gilgamesh yelled back.

Meanwhile off in Canterlot castle, Princess Celestia & Princess Luna were watching the three humans running away from Shining Armor and his squad. Normally Celestia would do something about this, but then again you don’t see this kind of thing in Canterlot. Stuff like this would usually be seen happening in ponyville, what with it for some reason being almost every villains target or stepping stone to world domination.

“Sister should we do something about this?” Asked Luna.

“I know we should,” Said Celestia taking a sip from her tea. “But I, and don’t judge me on this. But I actually want to see how this turns out. I mean it’s not everyday you see something like this in Canterlot right?”

“Oh thank Faust, for a second there I thought I was the only one thinking that.” Luna levitated a bucket of popcorn and a beanbag chair and sat in front of the window to watch the humans. “50 bits says they’ll escape the royal guards.”

“200 bits says they won’t.”

(Back to were the real action is.)

“Run like school girls!” Yelled Caster.

“We are you dumbass!” Yelled Gilgamesh as she looked behind to see more guards chasing after them. “How the hell did we even get into this mess?”

“I think it started when we woke up in an abandon house, us looking for directions on where we are, and you punched that guard dude in the face for slapping your ass.” Saber answered.

“Hey he had it coming! I mean who does something like that and try to act like he didn’t do anything?”

“I did that once to you, and you didn’t mind it remember?” Said Caster.

“You’re an idiot so I let most of the stuff you do to me slide. Now back to more pressing matters, what are we gonna do about the knights chasing after us?”

“We could always jump on the roof tops? Judging by the way they look, I doubt they can fly.” Said Saber. “Plus we pretty much running out of options.”

“Hm…...Eh why not,” Gilgamesh summoned a magical chain from out of nowhere and launched at a near by building. “Ladies I would recommend you all to hold on to me.” As instructed Saber and Caster launched themselves onto Gilgamesh and trio were launched into the air.

“What the hell!?” Said Shining Armor watching the humans fly off. “Quick!! Get the Wonderbolts and have them fly after them.”

“We can’t sir the Wonderbolts are performing at the children orphanage today.” Said Flash Sentry.

“Oh…..right…..then you go after them.” Shining Armor ordered.

“Oh hell no I’m not going after them, did you not see what that creature with red eyes did to Iron Head when he slapped that creatures flank again?”

“Oh come on it wasn’t that bad.”

“Why don’t you go see him now after they finish relocating his jaw, and get that kendo stick out of his flank then?”

“Well we can’t just let them go, what are we suppose to tell Celestia? “Oh hey Celestia sorry but we got our flanks handed to us by a knight, a fox maiden, and a some kind of royal queen.”

“Ok sir I get it.”

“What you’re pissed sorry we failed three to four time we’ll try our best next time.”

“Ok fine I’ll go after them!” Flash Sentry opened his wings, and dashed off towards the runaways. “*Sigh* I don’t get paid enough for this crap.”

“HA! Suck it losers we’re flying with style!” Said Caster as she rode Gilgamesh like a surf board.

“Caster you got about five seconds to stop doing that, or I’m gonna drop you like a ton of bricks just like in elementary school.”

“Oh you’re no fun you know that?”

“And you’re an idiot.”

“Um ladies not to interrupt your little argument, but look behind us.” Saber pointed at a pegasus that was flying at them.

“Stop in the name of Celestia please!?”

“Don’t worry I got this.” Said Caster as she cleared her throat. “No.”

“Oh come on please I don’t get paid enough for this crap.”

“Still no.”

“Fine then, than I guess I won’t warn you about the wall you three are gonna hit.”

“What wa-?” Before Saber could finish her sentence, the trio slammed face first into a solid brick wall. “Oh that wall…..ouch.” Like a cartoon character from an old tv show Saber, Caster, & Gilgamesh fell smack dab to the ground leaving a small crater onto the ground.

“You see?” He said with a smug grin on his face. “If you would of stop running away, this wouldn’t have happen right?” Caster looked up at him as she pulled out a talisman and launched it at him.

“Huh?”

“Try this mister know-it-all jerk.” She then made hand signatures as the talisman started to glow. “Frigid Heaven!” Upon saying that Flash Sentry was frozen in a block of ice as he landed onto the ground. “Well that should “cool you off” for a while.” Caster heard a moan from her friends as she turned around. “What?”

“Worst...pun...ever.” Said Gilgamesh face palming herself from hearing that.

“Not one of your best ones, sweetie.” Said Saber.

“Oh whatever like you could think of a better one?”

“Better than that corny ass one that’s for sure.”

Just as Caster was about to tell Gilgamesh off, they heard a familiar voice behind them yelling at them. “THERE THEY ARE!! DON’T LET THEM ESCAPE!!”

“Oh come on!” Said Caster stomping her foot on the ground out of anger. “Why won’t they just give up already!?”

“Because they’re guards remember? They’ll keep chasing us until we give up.” Saber answered as she pulled her sword out. “And seeing how we’re out of places to run, I would recommend we fight.”

“Whoa wait a minute we still don’t know how to use our powers yet. I mean we only know how to use some of the legendary heroes powers, but not all of them.” Said Gilgamesh.

“It’s better than having none, plus I know how to use a sword so it can’t be that bad?”

“You only use a kendo sword when we go to kendo practice, there’s a huge difference between the two.”

“It still count as a sword, anyway Caster, you in on this?”

“Oh, you bet I am.” She said as she pulled five talisman from out of her sleeves, and into both her hands. “What about you Gilgamesh, you in?”

“*Sigh* Fine I’m in player two is ready.” She said as she snapped her fingers summoning three magical gold color portals around herself. “But let’s not kill them, just knock them out so we can get the fuck out of dodge.”

“Surrender creatures or else we will take you to the princesses by force if we have to.” Said Shining Armor drawing out his spear, along with the rest of the royal guards.

“Listen here you small dick soldiers!” Yelled Gilgamesh. “You were the ones that attacked us!”

“No that was you.” Said Saber.

“You also slapped my ass like it was just like a piece of candy in a candy store!”

“Yeah that’s not cool.” Said Caster.

“And you made me drop my ice cream!”

“What does that have to do with this?” Asked Saber.

“......You mind I’m on a roll here?” Asked Gilgamesh. “Right...what was I saying again? Oh fuck it just kick there asses!”

(Canterlot Castle)

“HA! See luna I told you they would be captured by the guards!” Celestia said sticking her tongue out at Luna.

“Don’t count them out just yet sister. Just as the old saying said even a mouse will attack if he is cornered.”

(Royal Guards vs Servants)

“Take this “Chaos Heaven!!” Caster threw a talisman into the center of the crowd hitting one of the guards. As it made contact a huge gust of wind appeared out of nowhere causing some of the royal guards to be thrown into the air. “Hey leafing so soon? I was just getting started.” She fired another talisman that them again. “Why don’t you stay and cool off? “Frigid Heaven!”

A giant block of ice appeared from the ground, freezing any guards that were caught up in range of the attack. “Aw and here I thought you boys were hot enough for me “Fiery Heaven!” Caster fired another talisman at the frozen guards, as the talisman came in contact with the ice a huge column of fire surrounded the ice. As the ice melted royal guards were popping out of it, like a popcorn over the stove. “Wow these boys do look better in hot pants don’t you think?”

“Caster, for the love of god, I will kick your ass if you keep saying those stupid puns of yours.” Said Gilgamesh firing of barrages of kendo sticks at the royal guards she’s fighting against. “I Mean really is this the best time for you to act like an idiot?”

“Hey there’s always a time to have a little fun while fighting.”

“Yes but not at this time.” Said Saber as she parried or broke some of the royal guards spears. “Plus I think after this we’re gonna be classified as criminals for fighting these knights?”

“Oh yeah there’s that of course.” Said Gilgamesh bitch slapping one of the guard ponies in face. “Ha! I just bitch slap someone for the first time!”

“Grrrr...Achemages! Prepare to fire!” Shining Armor yelled as a group of ponies wearing purple and gold robes appeared in front of him in formation. “Hit them with your strongest spell, but don’t kill them!” He ordered as the mages started chanting their spells.

“Um guys I think we might want to brace ourselves.” Said Caster.

“Why’s that?” Saber asked. Caster pointed to the archmages in the background. “Oh that’s why.”

“FIRE!!!”

Upon hearing that the archmages fired their now fully charged arcane magic at the three servants. The attack made contact with them, but was blocked by magical bubble like shield surrounding them. “WHAT THE BUCK!?” Caster opened her eyes thinking that they were dead, only to see the magical bubble barrier surrounding her and her friends. “Oh right I forgot about the servant classes magic resistance skill thing.”

“And you didn’t tell us this why?” Asked Gilgamesh.

“Well I forgot about it at the time.”

“....I’ll deal with you later but first.” She said as she bitch slapped another royal guard, this time with a kendo stick. “Pop quiz how many time does it take to beat a moron to death?” She asked.

“Um…. Run away!”

“Run away?”

“RUN AWAY!”

“BAM! Sorry time’s up you’re dead!” Gilgamesh snapped her finger as she summon another barrage of kendo sticks at the fleeing guards hitting them upon impact and knocking them out. “Ok I’m not gonna lie, but I always wanted to do that.”

“See I told you so.”

“Shut up Caster.”

(A few hours later)

“Huh looks like there’s only five left.” Said Saber

“Please don’t hurt me I have a wife who a griffon, she’ll kill me if I can’t get this weeks pay!”

“Really?....Hold on a second.” Gilgamesh snapped her fingers as a bag appeared out of nowhere landed in from of the pony guard.

“Umm… thank you?”

“Open it.”

The guard pony slowly opens the bag and looks in side. His eyes then go wide at the number of bits in the bag. The guard pony was at a loss for words looking between the bag and Gilgamesh.

“Are you giving this to me?”

“Eh why not I’m in a good mood today, plus I was able to fulfill some of my dreams today so take it.”

The pony guard bite his lip as he looks at the bag, then he start to cry and sob.

“I’m sorry but I can’t take it!”

“Please take it, it’s yours to keep.”

“But the others will think I took a bribe from you then I’ll be kicked out of the Guard!”

“This isn’t a bribe, knight. This is me showing generosity. Plus I think you’re rulers will beg to differ.” Gilgamesh looked up to see a white alicorn princess wearing a white robe like dress, and a dark blue alicorn wearing the same outfit but a different color. The five remaining guards all bowed in attention as they saw their rulers “Isn’t that right ladies?”

“Rise my little warriors. Have to say that was quite a show you put on for us.” Said Celestia as she walked over some of the knocked out guards. “It’s been years since I’ve seen this kind of action in Canterlot.”

“Indeed, you can only see this in ponyville what with it’s being a target for weird things happening there.” Said Luna walking beside Celestia. “Pray tell, who are three?”

“The names Gilgamesh, King of heroes.”

“Saber, King of the knights.”

“King?” Questioned Celestia. “Why not Queen or Princess?”

“Cause those title are not fitted for me. Plus king is a better title for me.”

“And why is that?”

“Sorry can’t tell you, spoilers.”

“.....Ok, and who might you be Miss?”

“You can call me caster or Tamamo-no-Mae if you want.”

“Why do you have two names instead of one?” Asked Luna.

“Because silly, Caster is the name of my class. While Tamamo-no-Mae is my real name.”

“Really now?” Celestia raised a brow at Saber. “Care to tell me your real name is?”

“.....no.”

“Why not?”

“It’s a stupid name, that why.”

“It can’t be that bad can it?”

“Her real name is Artoria Pendragon.” Caster said.

“CASTER!”

“You were raised by a dragon?” Luna Asked. “No wonder you’re immune to that barrage of arcane magic.”

“I was not raised by dragons, and that whole immune to magic thing is because of my anti magic ability I have. Which pretty much nullifies any spells that are lower than A rank.”

“Hm interesting, would you three like to follow me to our castle?” Celestia asked which cause the servants and the remaining royal guards to “what?”

“Princess you can be serious about this?” Asked Shining Armor. “I mean they took out almost all of the royal guards with even breaking a sweat.”

“I know and it’s because of that I would like to ask them something, but first why don’t we get something to eat?”

“Question,” Caster said raising her hand up. “Will there be meat?”

“I take it you’re carnivores?”

“Omnivores actually, but after fighting against your guards it pretty much made us hungry.” Said Saber.

“Understandable, now come we have a dinner to prepare.”

“W-Wait.” Said Shining Armor before the princesses left with the humans. “What about the guards that they knocked out, and the pony that was given that bribe from that human?” He said pointing at Gilgamesh.

“I’ll call in the medical team for this, and as for the pony you heard what Gilgamesh said right? It’s a gift to him not a bribe. Now come along.” With that the princesses and the servants walked off towards the castle, leaving a very stressed out and very confuse Shining Armor with his mouth open. “Oh and be a dear and call your sister and her friends as well if you don’t mind?”

“I wonder if it’s not too late to retire at a young age?”

“End of Chapter 1.”

Author's Notes:

What the three servants outfits look like.

Nicole

Mallory

Kristine