[ META, OH SO META ] What we call fanfiction, Equestria calls tabloid "journalism". Bearing this in mind, Princess Celestia hired a cynical unicorn and a rather stoic dragon to solve her gossip problems for her by writing two popular stories to help the tides of rumor shift in a manner more pleasing to her. Now it's time for them to face the music for what they've done!

Wait, I'm not doing this right, that makes it sound like a story okay *ahem* OK GUYS THIS IS ABOUT MY OC GUNDAMDARKBLADE, HE IS AN ALICORN/DRACONEQUUS HYBRID MU-- okay not really but it is definitely a meta self-insert fic where I make fun of myself and everybody else, too.