"Ah... Max.... I had thought you were with...." Luna said as I walked into the hallway, the guard following right behind me. "Nightwing? What are you tw-" Her face darkens when she smells us.

"Before you ask; no, I'm not cheating on Celly. We agreed that we could sleep with others," I said in explanation.

The guard -- Nightwing apparently -- hung his head, ears folding back.

Luna opened her mouth then seemed to rethink and closed it. Finally she said, "I understand that Celestia wants you to consider expanding your herd, but please... refrain from taking lovers from my harem. I'll excuse it this once."

I gave her a confused look for a moment before realizing, "Oh, I get it." I chuckled. "If I had known that I wouldn't have teased Steel Wall."

Luna's cheeks darkened more. "My harem is not the entirety of the Lunar Guard!"

"Ah, okay! I'll tell Steel to get ponies who aren't in your harem to guard Celly and I." I said as I walked to Celestia's door. "I'll go wake Celestia up so we can take a shower."

"Very well. Shall I expect you in the dining room in an hour?" Luna said, an almost imperceptible quiver in her voice.

"Better make that two, she might want to use that one spell while we're in there." I said after a small pause.

Before she could say anything more I closed the door and leaned against it.

"I haven't planned for that scenario. Hell, I didn't even know it was a possibility." I paced in front of the door. "It might be a surprise for Celly if I ask Luna to join us.... I'll have to be careful with my approach; one wrong move and it'll go wrong in so many ways it's not even funny."

I looked over at the alicorn sleeping in the bed, a blanket barely covering her lower half, revealing that the spell she cast was still active. I smile and say as I walk over to the bed, "At least she won't need coffee this morning.~"

I toss the blanket the rest of the way off her and give her member a long lick. I leave a trail of kisses up her stomach and chest before giving her a long, togue-filled kiss. By the time I pulled away Celestia was grinding her half-hard dick against me. "I'll be in the shower if you want to continue this," I giggle as Celestia gave a soft moan.

I give her one last kiss before slowly walking to the bathroom, swinging my hips as I did so. I smirked as I heard a scramble of hooves once I turned on the water.

"Hey, you're the one that sold me my camera!" I exclaimed as a moogle jumped out the door of a beat-up RV.

I had been trying to find the guard's training grounds when I got lost in a hedge maze. After some stumbling around I came across a peculiar sight. A beat-up RV that looked like it was held together with duct tape, fencing wire, and some sort of clear-looking liquid driving out of a portal.

"Yup! I'm Nono," The moogle said. "Ole Merchy told me you paid twice what I said he could sell things for, kupo-po."

"And that's a problem because...?"

Nono stamps her foot on the ground. "It's a problem because you don't know how much power is in even one of those, kupo-po! Those tokens are worth more than a single universe; more powerful than all the energy in one! Used right, they can give even me a huge boost of power that's permanent. If I just take the five hundred and seventy-nine that are left over from giving you that knowledge, I'll be endebted to you until every last universe is destroyed, kupo."

I open my mouth but get interrupted. "No! I won't let you swindle yourself. You'll either take them back or tell me what you would like as compensation, kupo."

"... Fine. I'll take a life-time supply of film, a hundred million bits, and a laser rifle from Fallout New Vegas with all the attatchments you can get in the game and infinite ammo for it," I said.

"Very well, that will leave you with five hundred fifty tokens," Nono said as she pulled the items out of a compartment on the side of the RV.

I don't thi- ... I might want to get some of those. Blushing, I said, "Um.... Would I be able to get a life-time supply of tampons?"

"Yes, those'll be only four tokens."

I guess I'll get something useless as well, then. "How about two M1A1 Abrams that are as tall as my knee with infinite ammo, two laser cannons on iether side of the turret facing the same way as the main gun, a battery of missiles -- vertical launch coming out of the top of the turret -- in the turret near the middle, and they are controlled by two separate AI that see me as their commander. They'll need to be able to repair themselves, and have a hangar for a drone in the front right between the tracks. And a sensor mast or two with every kind of sensor there is."

Nono raised an eyebrow. "So miniature bolos, but with less guns?"

"Yeah, and if you could make them amphibious and give them some torpedoes and depth charges.... I know! How about making them twin AIs and have them specialized to cover each other's weaknesses with something like TSDS?"

"Trying to make sure these are the last things you buy for now?"

"You know it. I don't really need anything I don't already have, so I'm gonna go overboard on these; make sure they're almost impossible to stop without me giving the order."

The Moogle crossed her arms, "Okay, that'll come to two sixty-seven each. Sure you don't want to add something else?"

I thought a moment and said, "Yeah, an Overdrive function. Can't have a custom tank with out something to make it that much dangerous. And a way for them to go around without having to move their hulls, can't forget that."

Nono frowned and said, "That'll put you over by three."

I pulled out the three Plumber's Badges. "No worries, I was going to give you these three so you could give them to The Merchant."

"Why's that?"

"I don't want these three at all, but I didn't want to just destroy them."

As soon as they left my hand they disappeared and there was a flash from my right. Looking over, I saw the two tanks. One had a very light yellow paint job with white and gold trimming, the other had a midnight blue base with black and deep purple highlights.

"These are Zenith Sol and Zenith Mun. I'll be back in two year's time to you and Merchy'll be back in a year," Nono said as she stepped into her RV and closed the door.

Waving at the RV I said to the tanks, "Okay, I'm going to assume you know what's going on-" I was inturrupted by a fist sized ball of crystal slamming into my stomach from a portal.

While I was doubled over, trying to catch my breath I heard a voice, "Let those who value the freedom of all sentient life and the beauty of nature call upon the name of Medulla in your hour of need and I will lend aid.... Or if you want to hang out or whatever, that's cool too."

"SERIOUSLY?!" I shout when I catch my breath. I look at the ball, noticing that it's basically a grey-tinted cat's eye marble with the 'iris' being deep purple and blue. "WHO THE HELL IS THIS 'MEDULLA' CHARACTER?"

I stuffed it into my bag anyways, grumbling about the treatment.

"Yes, we've been briefed," an amused, feminine voice said.

"Please, don't laugh at our commander's pain," a male voice said, amusement evident in his tone.

"You aren't any better, Mun."

Standing back up and dusting myself off I said, "It's funny even after someone gets hurt. If it happened to someone else I would've laughed at it. You want to laugh at something that happens to me, go for it; I'd most likely laugh at it myself. Anyways, how about we sit and talk a little?"

"Okay, what would you like to know?" they said at the same time. ... Fuck, is that going to be a thing with them?

Author's Notes:

Kept forgetting to save this when I closed the tab and lost a lot of progress each time. I finally took off the escape button on the keyboard I have hooked up to my Xbox so I don't hit it AND DELETE ALL MY WRITING. Anyways, Max gets a visit from her benefactor and buys two tanks!