"Well?" Celestia asked.

I tried to answer even as my vision grew even more blurry and my throat closed up. There, standing over me, was a human Celestia; one that was supposed to be dead since this realm mirrored my own. I felt Twilight shift, but didn't pay much attention as I stared at the beautiful, pink angel before me.

"I know you aren't mute. Answer me!"

Just then, Twilight let out a long, high-pitched scream that tore my gaze away from Celestia and made me look at her. "T-Twilight!" I said as I grabbed her shoulders, only for her to try to shake me off. "Twilight, it's me, Maxine! You need to calm down."

It took a little while, and some rearranging of limbs, but I was able to calm her down enough for her to ask, "W-why do you look different?"

I glanced down at myself, just now noticing that I didn't have my tits anymore. I pulled a small mirror out of my bag and saw a stranger looking back at me. He had a full, untrimmed, brown beard, blue-ish green eyes, and a small scar cutting his right eyebrow in half. "I...." I swallowed and continued, "This is what I looked like before I came to our universe, but... what's with the scar? I don't remember having it before."

"Ugh, this is why I'm the vice-principal now," Celestia grumbled, reaching for my arm.

I jumped up, pulling Twilight with me as I realized the implications of my transformation. "I-I have to get back! Twilight, I'll send Rarity over with some clothes so you don't make a scene."

"But-" my hand connected with her ass and she yelped in surprise.

"I told you. No more buts! Just wait here until Rarity comes." I thought for a moment, then pulled out a blanket. "Here, wrap this around yourself. It's socially wrong to go around with nothing on here. I might return if going through the portal doesn't cause any problems." I stepped towards the mirror, but felt someone grab my wrist.

"Oh no you don't. You and your girlfriend aren't going anywhere but to the principal's office!" Celestia said, trying to pull us towards the school.

I yanked her to me, grabbing her shoulders as she turned to face me and said, "You, in your tiny school, can't even begin to comprehend what's going on here. We are not from this universe and where we're from, I'm a woman. And pregnant! Whether or not you believe me, I'm going through that mirror and seeing if coming here has caused any complications." She opened her mouth to say something, but I cut her off. "I don't care, I'm not a student here. Now either let go, or be dragged along."

When she didn't say anything or let go, I turned to the portal and walked through, her hands changing to hooves when we reached the other side where I felt her hooves slide off of my hand.

Not seeing Rarity in the bathroom, I opened the door and saw Spike playing a board game with Lucky. "You two know where Rarity is? And the fillies?" Just then we heard a scream from the bathroom. I shook my head and explained, "Celestia from that universe wouldn't let go and I had to drag her back here."

Lucky's eyes widened and he looked around saying, "They were here only a minute ago!"

"Rarity's in that room you gave her for her workshop," Spike said, moving one of his pieces.

"I guess I'm going to have to find her an outfit, then," I said as I walked to my closet. "And Lucky? If you don't find your sisters by lunch time you aren't getting dessert." I opened the door to find the three fillies trying on some of my clothes. "Never mind, they're right here. Come on girls, I need to get Twilight an outfit."

It took only three minutes to find something suitable for her and when I turned around Celestia was standing there looking like she had just calmed down. "Oh good, you can take this to Twilight for me while I go to the-"

Celestia put a pink hoof on my mouth and said, "First of all, I'm not your errand girl. Second," She took a notebook out of her shirt, her eyes lighting up in a way that wrenched my heart out of my chest. "Tell me all about this universe."

I grimaced and looked away. "W-we need to get these clothes to Twilight, though."

"I'm sure she can last an hour or two-"

"With students passing by her and laughing because she's naked?" I turned my attention to Spike, who was trying to keep Golden from messing up the game. "Spike, can you take these to Twilight for me?"

He glanced over at me and in that second Rainbow swooped in and knocked a few tiny metal clouds out of her path to Spike's phoenix. "Oh! now we have to start over," he grumbled, letting Golden pick up a piece. "Yeah okay, I'll take them to her. But I'm gonna stay over there with her." With that, he took the bundle of clothes and headed for the portal.

I turned back to Celestia and asked, "So what do you want to start with?"

She thought for a moment, scrunching her snout and squinting. After a few minutes she said, "Why not something simple like this universe's me and Luna?"

"That's actually a very complicated topic. It'll take a few hours to fully tell."

She sat down on the edge of my bed and switched her pencil to her left hoof. "I have all day."

I bit my lower lip, deciding that I should really try to make peace with my memories. I sat down next to her and said, "Fine, but we go alternating turns. You ask a question, I ask one okay?" She nodded in agreement and I continued, "Well, Celestia and Luna were actually the rulers of Equestria before.... Before me. Ah, no interrupting for now. You wanted to know who you and your sister were in this universe. A thousand years ago they had a fight which led to Celestia being banished to the sun- magic, don't question it. Anyways, about three years ago Celestia came back and was purified of the spirit that possessed her and regained her throne. A year ago I was released from my stone prison and... well, Celestia and I had a rocky start because of what happened before she was banished, but I managed to turn that around and become her lover."

"Wait, what?"

"Yes, you and I were a thing in this universe. It lasted three weeks, not counting the one I wasn't here for. We broke up because I didn't want a lot of ponies sharing our bed but she did and me, being hurt by the thought that she didn't actually love me, ran to Luna's room and hid under the covers."

"This has gotten off topic in a hurry."

"But if you don't know our past, you won't know why I was your successor."

"Fine, continue."

"As I hid there Luna came in with one of her guards in tow, I was discovered, and the three of us had sex. I spent the next two months being with Luna and learning to be a bit more open in bed until Celestia and Luna both sat down with me and we just... talked. Mostly about how we felt about each other and which one of them was going to marry me. I asked them why not the both of them and... well, Luna said that she didn't love me in the way I needed.... T-that she only saw me as a friend with benefits. Celestia, though... I-I didn't know it, but my leaving her hurt her bad. She wouldn't even look at another pony, just- just sit at her desk and.... F-for the first few days, she did nothing but sit and stare. But then she began piecing together a plan to... basically bring me back to her. She never once thought of resorting to magic or-or potions, just... a date. Going out on a midday flight, or going to a restaurant...." I sniffled and tried my hardest to not let my tears fall. "A rom-romantic day, just the two of us.... S-she didn't get to complete her plan, but we went out anyways."

I pulled out my photo album and turned to a photo of me and Celestia on a picnic blanket in the gardens. We'd just finished off the bottle of wine she had brought and I had wanted something to remember the day by. "This was us on that date. The wind was giving us a nice breeze, the sun felt warm and inviting... a perfect day with not a cloud in the sky."

Celestia stared at me for a moment, thinking something before whispering, "What happened to her?"

"They died. F-four months ago."

“I-i’m sorry I-.”

“It’s okay. You know, talking with you made me feel a bit better about what happened.” I put the photo album back in my bag and stood up. “Come on, I need to go make sure nothing happened to my son.”

“Sure thing… If I may ask, how many kids do you have?”

“Four. You already met one of them. Lucky. The other three are Golden Spark, Light Sweet and Rainbow Dash. Yes, she is a filly here and-.”

“Mama-!” I turned to see Rainbow Dash nudging my leg as I bent down and picked her up. Her gaze immediately went to ‘Tia, stretching out a hoof and reaching towards her.

“Okay, it’s official. She likes you.” I shifted and set Rainbow down on Celestia’s back where she immediately started to nuzzle into the place between Celestia’s wings and by her shoulderblades. “Don’t worry, this is normal.”

“It’s normal for a former lover from a different universe to be instantly liked by your children?”

“I was going to say Rainbow nudging you on the back is normal, but now that you mention it… It is kind of weird.” I said. I swear for a moment that I thought I hear Rainbow purr like a kitten while she was on ‘Tia’s back.

“Maybe she just thinks you’re the Celestia she knows. Or you’re better with children than you think.”

“Children I didn’t know I had to begin with…” She muttered. “We should get back though. Luna could possibly be waiting for me.”

“You make a good point. I just want to make sure that Spike comes back first beforehand. I don’t want him stuck in there alongside Twilight.” I tell ‘Tia, moments before the dragon came back through. He smiled and gave me a thumbs up. Which I took as a sign that the delivery of clothes was successful. He went back over to Lucky and the girls as they restarted their game.

“One last question before we go back… Is it hard for you to raise all four of those kids?”

“Not really. Sol and Mun have been a big help.”

“Who?”

“My personal assistants. And I need to go check with a doctor before I go back through real quick. Won’t take more than a few minutes.” With that I teleported to the medical wing, accidentally scaring Home Remedy. “Home, just the pony I wanted to see. I know I came in for a checkup only yesterday, but I went through a portal and turned into a stallion. I just want to make sure there’s nothing wrong still.”

“O-okay grandmother…” The spell travelled up and down me once and he put on a smile. “Other than a small trace of a stasis spell, I can find nothing wrong.”

“A stasis spell?”

“Yes, it’s a very advanced spell that-”

As... interesting as it was to learn more about magic, I kinda tuned him out a bit. All I caught was that it wasn’t going to hurt me or my son and that however much magic was put into it determines how long the effect lasts. The fact that there was an almost infinitesimal trace meant that the spell had been receiving enough each second to last for another second.

“I’m sorry to cut you short, but I do have someone waiting on me to get back.”

“It’s okay. Come by anytime. Just please let me know first before you decided to drop in here though.” The Stallion grumbled.

“I will, I was just in a bit of a hurry this time.” I lit my hand and teleported back to find Celestia laying on my bed with what looked like my diary laying open in front of her. Oh god, what was she reading? I glanced at the date of the entry over her shoulder and got a smug grin on my face. “You like reading smut, don’t you Celestia?”

She jumped and slowly turned to look at me. “I honestly thought I would find something in here about your… future husband,” She told me, trying to act normal. “Only to find that you… had a wonderful night of passion with him” When I looked around, I began to notice something. Specifically, the smell in the air and where her hooves were.

“You were masterbating to my diary?”

“...... It’s hard not to when you wrote down how you two had sex the entire time. I’m now beginning to have fantasies of him having sex with me…” She replied, blushing a little while admitting it.

“You know, we do have an open relationship....” I implied, letting my hand rest on her flank.

“Open? Wait… So he’s allowed to-.” She froze as I squeezed her ass.

“Yep. And if I wasn’t trying to cut down on how much sex I have, you’d be screaming your head off.” Now her face began to blush even more. Almost as red as rubies.

“C-cut down? How much Sex have you had?” She asked me, her wings blooming forth and standing upright.

“Well... If you count only the Displaced.... Twenty-three times. Not counting Lance, of course.” Now was when Celestia’s jaw dropped. Wait til I tell her how I felt when I had Lance screw me silly.

“O-oh my… Umm… Can I ask you something? About Lance… was he good in bed?”

“Well, starting out he was a bit shy like any virgin, but once he got started... well, the only one that topped him was Celestia. My Celestia, not you obviously. But then again, she’s had several hundred years to practice.”

“Do you think that… I could possibly… well… meet him?” She now asked.

I shrugged and walked towards the bathroom. “Depends on if he gets back today and if he stumbles into the mirror while tripping over the rug when he tries to look for me in the bathroom.”

“So... it’s a small chance?”

“Not really. I’ve heard a few stories from Matterhorn about him tripping over rugs.”

“He sounds a little clumsy.” Celestia giggled. “I can see why you love him.”

“Actually, he was a real gentleman when we met and all my innuendos went clear over his head. He didn’t even understand why I wanted him to take off his clothes. Oh, hold on, we’ll have to continue on the other side.”

Going through wasn’t the same as before. I felt myself being... transferred to another body. It was distracting, but I managed to catch my powers staying behind and pull them with me.

When we landed, I felt more powerful for some reason. More... in control. ....Eh, I’ll just pass it off as a side effect of the testosterone.

“As I was saying: you would be hard pressed to show me someone more innocent than he was,” I said, helping Celestia to her feet.

“I would be a little more focused on where your friend went. She’s not here.”

I glanced around, noticing a guy with blue hair coming out of the front doors of the school. “Hey, Brad- I mean, Flash!”

The boy turned to me, raising an eyebrow. “Excuse me, Ma’am, but how do you know my name?”

“Celestia’s told me about some of you students and mentioned that you play bass in a band. Have you seen a purple haired woman around here?”

“You mean Fluttershy’s new friend? She was going over with her to Sugarcube Corner last time I saw them. Heard about them preparing a birthday celebration for Pinkie Pie since she’s turning 21 today.” He told me. “You might find them there. It’s just a couple blocks from here.”

“Thanks. And if you’re underage, don’t try to show up. I plan on spiking everything.”

“I heard that it was a private party. Plus, I have a test I need to study for anyways. Have a good day… Ma’am.” He finished before heading back inside the school. I turned to Celestia, now with some new information on hand.

“I can drive us there if you’re okay with that.” She offered, holding the keys to what looked like a porsche with a white and gold paintjob.

“Okay. It’ll be faster than walking at any rate.”

The drive over to the cafe was full of girl talk about Lance and everyone the two of us had sex with. When we arrived, I immediately spotted Twilight and went over to her. “Hey Twi, did you get the crown back already?”

She gave me an uncomprehending look and said, “I’m sorry, do I know you?”

I looked over her outfit, noticing that it wasn’t the purple skirt and blue tee I gave Spike. “Oh, you’re this dimension's Twilight.”

“I’m sorry, what was that-?”

“Oh there you are, Max! I was just-” I turned around, seeing another Twilight. This one with the purple skirt and blue tee I had Spike deliver, but her outfit was dirty and grubby from slogging through the sewers if the stench rolling off her was any indication.

“What happened to you?” I interrupted.

“I found the crown, but then lost it after it fell in a storm drain. I tried going after it, but after an hour, I couldn’t get it or handle the smell anymore. Now I’m seeing you talking to… a doppelganger of me?”

“I’m not a doppelganger, faker!” The Twilight behind me exclaimed. ....I’m just going to call her Alt-Light.

“What did you call me!?”

“Hey, girls! Stop with the cat fight, you’re both the same person. Twilight, why don’t you and this universe’s Twilight talk and get to know each other?” I suggested.

“Hopefully, it’ll clear some things up.”

"Yeah, Rares?" I said, opening the door that was being knocked on, "What's...."

“Um… I’m looking for Max-?” Holy shit, it was Lance! The real him! Or so I thought. Well, only one way to find out.

I lunged forward and kissed him, almost knocking the two of us to the floor. Lance personally struggled to back up a minute, probably because he didn’t know that it was actually me. “Okay, what the hell? I ask a question and then I get that? Who are you even?”

I chuckled, taking a moment to clear my throat before speaking, "I told you I was a guy originally, but you didn't believe me."

“Holy shit… Oh god, I’ve missed you.” Lance said back. “I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. It was only a couple of days back where I’m from, until Lucky told me that it was a month.” He walked into the room, closing the door behind him. “We have got a LOT of catching up to do.”

"Not much to say on my end. Sat on my throne for a few hours every night, walked around, spent time with the foals, had sex with your cousin, beat the shit out of the messenger, oh! I even started work on trying to make fighter jets."

“Wait, you did it with Sun? Okay, I honestly didn’t expect that the open relationship we have was THAT open.” Lance replied, thinking to himself. “And the messenger… Would that be Time Spinner? He told me about his experience with you when you two met.”

"Yeah... I kinda went off on him for hitting you over the head with a frying pan.”

“Right… did he happen to tell you that where I’m from, he was the founder of the power ponies? Before getting himself banished?”

I pulled a flask from my bag and poured part of it into a bowl of batter. "Nope, don't remember him saying something like that."

“Well, he is and-. Wait… Is that what I think it is? Moonshine? You really need to not try to get anyone drunk today.” Lance said, before finding a way to switch the topic. “So… about Sun… How was he?”

"Not as hopelessly naive as you were, but still a virgin.”

“I didn’t mean that… Plus, it might not be best to talk about that right now. Especially with Aurora.”

I looked at him for a moment before shrugging. "Well, if I can adopt a foal without you knowing, so can you. Besides, this isn't Moonshine. It's a version that is super concentrated and can get anyone drunk."

“Yeah… about that… Aurora isn’t really a foal… I’ll let you see for yourself.” Unlocking his communicator, he pressed a few buttons. “Aurora, can you come out for a minute? I would like you to talk to Max.”

The humanized girl faded out of Lance’s bracer, making herself known. She landed her feet on the floor, and looked shily at Max. “H-hi…”

A soft smile made its way onto my face as I knelt down. "Hello there, Aurora, I'm Max." I leaned in a little and stage whispered, "Don't worry, I'm the fun parent."

Aurora giggled, “N-nice to meet you… I… I just don’t do well meeting new people. I’m used to daddy and my sisters, but they’re gone for now. Lance is being nice enough to take care of me until they return…”

"Well, until they do you may consider us your family. Ah, Lance and I were going to talk about adding your daddy to our family, but he already knows what I would say, so think of us as your aunt and uncle."

Aurora smiled brightly, “Thanks! It means a lot to me! I’d hug you, but…” She fazed her hand through Lance, who shivered.

"Hmmm.... I think we could find a way around that. I'll have to ask Sol and Mun if it's possible, but if it is...." I held my hand over the ghost's head and placed it in her hair, not shivering at the contact. "You might have a body again."

Spirit squealed and ran in place, passing through the floor with a smile that rivaled Pinkie’s. “Really!? You’d do that!?”

"It'll be the least we could do for missing our niece's birthdays. Not even thinking of the Hearths Warmings we missed," I said, smiling almost as much as the filly.

“Thanks!” She started trying to calm down, “I’ve missed a lot myself! Like my eighth birthday and Hearths Warming, and… Well, everything!” She started rubbing the scar on her throat, “This is also annoying…”

"Like I said, we have to ask Sol and Mun if it's even possible. If it is, who knows how long it'll take to make a complete body and if you'll be able to use magic? I'm not saying you shouldn't hope that everything goes smoothly, but you should be aware that there's a big chance that it might not work."

“Hey, if it doesn’t work, I’ve got an eternity to find other ways, and a multiverse I can use to my advantage. But this is more than I could have hoped for!” Aurora's smile grew, “I guess I’ll go to the car and play some music. Something tells me this is one of those adult party’s aunt Zapp used to have.”

"You don't have to try to use the multiverse. If they say it isn't possible, we can just give you a mechanical body," I said as I stood up. "Personally I'd rather not, but it would be preferable to let you move on your own."

“Well… Thanks again! I’ll be back in two hours so you guys can ‘party hard’ as dad used to say.” She turned and faded through the wall.

"She is so cute!" I turned to Lance, grabbing his hands. "I don't care what you say, she's not staying in your equipment. She's to get something that lets her move on her own."

“Hopefully, we will have something for her. But for right now, it’s the best we got.” Lance told him. “Plus, her powers allow her to have control over inanimate objects. I would try to find a body for her, but I wanted to make sure you were okay first. Not to mention that I had a odd theory on what could be possible… you heard of Robocop?”

I scoffed, "Who hasn't heard of that nutjob and his 'army' of a single working 'ED-209'?"

“Well, I don’t want anything like that. A mechanical body may have numerous glitches and problems… I think I may know someone that could help in that regard though. Her name is Blood Cleaver. She specializes in talking to spirits and I believe she could also raise the dead. If I find Aurora’s old body, then maybe she could find a way for her body and soul to be reconnected again. I just need to find her token back in my room.” Lance said, recalling when she helped summon Milano Mash’s spirit to help him with the case of the ghoul that killed her unintentionally.

"Yeah, I'd rather not go digging up graveyards. And you aren't going to do it without me."

“We won’t need to. All she needs is the place where Aurora died and she’ll take care of the rest. But enough about that. Now that we don’t need to worry about Aurora…… Let’s return to the original topic.” Lance spoke, reminding me of the topic involving Sun. “Why did he come to visit anyways? It wasn’t just for fun now, was it?”

I held up my hands, shrugging a little and said, "He tried to summon me for something, but I pulled back and he landed on me. I don't know what he was going to do but… Well, I-"

“Well, I did ask for him to be the best man. Maybe he was wanting to get to know you a little more and what not?” Lance suggested. “Now he probably got to know you a LOT more since you slept with him.”

My eyes narrowed and I smirked. "Is that a bit of jealousy I hear?"

“Nah. I’m just saying that he’s a lucky man… He didn’t give you any trouble now did he? Given the fact that he’s a monkey, I thought he might’ve pulled a few tricks on you.”

"No, but Sol had fun teasing him with bananas. All he did was give me his.”

“Right… Your tone says otherwise. Did he tease you?” Lance wondered.

"Only with his tail."

Lance twitched a little, erasing the thought of that from his mind. “What about you though? He sounded like he enjoyed your company. Did you enjoy his? I mean, I was gone and I didn’t want to think that I was making you wait so long for me to come back.”

"He visited the same night I heard that you wouldn't be able to come back for a few days and went back the next night. I'm thinking about limiting how often I sleep with others and wearing more modest clothes because of our fillies."

“That’s… new. What made you start thinking that?” The Adept asked.

"Well, for one I called your name instead of Sun's. And for another... I found out how much of my closet was full of role play clothes." That caught Lance off guard.

“Maybe we’ll talk to Rarity when we get back and help prepare some “Work clothes” for you for during the day-.”

“Someone called my name?” A certain purple haired girl asked as she was looking at the two of them. “How’s everything going back here, darlings?”

“Pretty well,” Lance replied before turning to me. “Would you agree?”

"Yep, just need to get the batter in the oven," I said, stirring the bowl in front of me. "You heard your name because Lance is a bit behind."

“Behind? I’m sorry darling, but I’m confused.”

Lance sighed, before looking back at Rarity. “Back in Equestria, Max is a girl and is also my Fiance. We’re getting married in a couple of months. I’ve been gone for a while so she was catching me up to speed on current events.”

"Yes, she explained this when we met."

"Anyways," I interrupted. "I didn't have a lot of modest outfits so Lance thought I could ask the you from my universe to make more for me, but I already asked Coco to instead." Lance himself kept himself occupied for a short while, looking over all of the treats that were made while Rarity and I were conversating. "Celestia!" I groaned. "Now we have to make the base again."

Lance looked over where I was and chuckled, covering his mouth and trying not to laugh at the sight of Celestia laying on an already frosted cake the size of a bed, snoring away. He chuckled. “Couldn’t resist now, could she?”

"And I put most of the super moonshine in that. I guess we won't be seeing Rainbow kissing Pinkie tonight. I know Fluttershy's gonna get lucky with Big Mac no matter what," I sighed, chuckling a little. "Well, maybe I can put a whole shot in a cupcake and give it to Rainbow. Assuming I even have that much."

“Yeah, they’ll be lucky. That’s for sure. I honestly don’t think I can get buzzed even if I tried.” Lance replied.

"You're- you want to get everyone drunk?" Rarity asked, before getting a thoughtful look. "Well, we are all older than twenty-one and we haven't had a good party yet."

“That’s not the point. I’m an Adept. To put it in simple terms, because of my rapid healing, alcohol can’t affect me.” What Lance said reminded me of the first Captain America film, when he tried drinking his sorrows away, only for it to not work.

"Well... I do have some Dragon's Blood over in my secret stash leftover from when Kat visited last time. It can get anything drunk guaranteed."

“Right…” To try it out, I took out an eyedropper from a nearby cabinet and filled it halfway, pouring it into a thimble. He tried it briefly and drank the whole shot in one intake. “Okay, I’m buzzed…… and now it’s gone.”

"That's because I didn't want you too buzzed. I helped you get rid of it from your system but let you feel it some. Plus, you're under age."

“Only seventeen-. Hey, is it just me or is Celestia taking her shirt off?” Lance pointed towards where she was, as her shirt dropped to the floor. “Maybe we should close the door?”

"... Well, at least we have a great view since she doesn't have a bra," I snickered as Lance closed the door.

“And that’s another image to remove from my mind.” The Adept muttered, looking towards the front of the store. “Oh hey, we got some new arrivals. But I think they might be a little too young for this party.”

"Why do you say that?" Around that moment, I turned to look at the door and the three girls. "Oh."

“Two words. Sweetie Belle.”

"No, they aren't going to come to the party if there's going to be alcohol," Rarity said, heading for them. Lance happened to notice something though. One thing that was surprising to him. “Hey Max, you and Twilight were looking for the crown right?”

"Yeah we found it but it ended up going down a storm drain when she accidentally dropped it," I said to him. "Why are they covered in leaves and trash?"

“Look in Sweetie Belles hands.” Lance pointed out. “Something tells me that she wanted to make it up to you, so they went chasing after it. Because she’s holding the crown right now.”

"They weren't any where near us when it was lost though." I walked over to the three and knelt down. "You found this for us?"

"Well, I recognized it from Rarity talking about it and seeing it in the case in the school. We tried returning it to Principal Luna, but she said to bring it here," Sweetie Belle said, holding out the crown. “We also wanted to drop off out present for Pinkie Pie… Where is she?”

"She'll be here in an hour and a half and I need to get back to making the cake."

"We'll help!" The three girls said at the same time.

I jumped and shouted, "Run for your lives!" I tried running away, but ran into the wall next to the front door.

All Lance did was stop them before they come into the back. “It’s alright girls. We got it… plus… It’s kind of an… adult cake. We’ll tell you when you're older.”

“Aww…”

"Er... yes, it isn't something for girls your age to see," Rarity said as she covered the window on the door to the back.

I then began to peel myself off the wall, looking at Lance. "I just had a wonderful idea. We build the cake around Celestia! It'll save time, and give Pinkie a big surprise when she pops out."

“That… might work. But you might want to make sure that she’s… well… you know… ready beforehand.” Lance implied.

"She's already ready, all we need to do is build the cake around her. And make sure she doesn't eat it all."

“Or that anything else happens. Should I help some of the other girls get the decorations ready?” Lance asked, pointing out Fluttershy having some trouble with some streamers by the door and Rainbow getting herself tangled up in wires for the lighting.

“Actually, would you mind helping make sure Celestia is all good to go before Pinkie gets here?” I asked. “Rather have Pinkie be greeted by a fully naked Vice Principal than one that’s half dressed.”

“ …… Seriously Max?... Alright, but you owe me for this.” He replied, walking on over into the room that Celestia was in for a minute. Before long though, he soon came out. “Okay, she agreed to the cake idea, but on one condition. With Pinkie Pie getting here in like an hour or so, Celestia says that she wants some… cream filling.”

“You don’t have to ask me. We’ll build the cake around both of you then.”

“Look,” Lance sighed. “She want’s to do it before the cake… and there’s… one other thing. She wants Max to watch us do it and maybe come in once I tire out.” The Adept was getting sweaty, looking at me and the door to ‘Tia’s ‘room’. “Would an hour be enough to pull this off?”

“Well, we could possibly convince her to wait until the party’s been going for a few hours. I know how to get her to agree.”

“Okay, I trust you on that. But she’s insistent on making it a threesome.” Lance told me, opening the door to Celestia’s room and then coming inside, closing the door behind him. In front of me was ‘Tia. Well, Human ‘Tia -- I’m just going to call her Alt-Lestia from now on -- looked at me with the most seductive of bedroom eyes.

“Oh my… you’re both here,” She said, licking her lips. “Well, are we going to have some fun or not? Time’s a wastin.”

“I was hoping we could convince you to wait for now since there isn’t enough time to fully satisfy you.” I walked over.

“Hey Max, I have an idea that could work.” I hear Lance say as he came up as well. “That’s if… you want to hear it, of course.”

“Okay.”

“How about Celestia has fun with me first right now, then you two can have a fun “after party” later in the night. Someone has to look after Aurora after all and I can do that while you are with her.” Now that… was actually a good idea.

“Hmmm.... I guess that could work.”

“I like it,” Celestia cooed. “But I don’t want to have Maxie feel left out. Maybe he should stay so he can get a sneak preview of the main event tonight?” The last line she said with a seductive wink, almost causing me to blush.

“Well, I still need to pour the batter into the pans, but I guess I can watch while I do that.”

“Good, because I have some plans for your little lover here. But I’ll wait for you to get set up first. In the meantime, I’ll just help Lance with some…… stress relief.” Lance already was taking off his jacket and undershirt by the time Celestia had said that, throwing them onto the nearby chair. Seeing this, the Vice Principal eagerly grinned, pulling him in for a rough kiss as their lips made contact.

I turned away, reaching for a bowl of batter. “.... Go away boner, I’m trying to concentrate.” Once I grabbed it, I began to pour it into the pans. Just as Alt-Lestia was beginning to give my future husband a blowjob. Lance’s pleasurable moans almost caused me to add too much of the cake batter into one of the pans and too little batter into the others. But still, I was able to get them done, putting them in the oven and setting it for twenty minutes.

Hopefully, I can relieve myself in that amount of time. I turned around to see ‘Tia’s lips still locked around Lance’s cock, moaning in pleasure as she moved her head up and down along his pole. She slowed as Lance visibly tensed, keeping him from cumming. “Ah ah ah, I’m not even warmed up yet~.”

“I believe we can change that.” Lance smirked. Celestia turned herself around as she laid herself on the ‘bed’, chest facing towards the ceiling as I saw Lance climb off for a moment, repositioning himself. Soon, he lowered his head towards ‘Tia’s G-spot, licking it as she moaned a little to herself. Seeing as this being satisfactory, he took things a step further, continuing to please her as her moans were getting more erratic.

As for me… well… I couldn’t tell my boner to go away now. Especially when I was beginning to hear what I believed to be ‘Tia when she’s about to orgasm. Okay, I think I should loosen my pants a bit, I thought as I reached for the zipper on my pants. It was around then though that I hear Lance reposition himself and also ‘Tia as well. Lance was preparing to dominate her, preparing for the main event.

“W-well… You’ve lasted this long… N-now please… Take me.”

Lance smirked, grabbing her by the waist as he positioned his cock and pushed forward. They both gasped for only a minute, until Lance began to fuck her. There was something very new going on when I watched the two of them though. Specifically, with Lance. I’ve never seen him be this dominant before. Well, we only did it one time, but now, it seemed like he was getting the hang of it. Now, he was pumping in and out of ‘Tia like a piston. His dick soon being covered in her fluids from before.

.... I wanted him to do the same to me. When I’m back home of course.

Over time, Lance soon got ‘Tia to lay on her chest with her ass wiggling in the air as he loomed over here. He continued to pump his pride in and out of her as she begged for Lance to fuck her harder. God damn it, that should be me right there!! Lance himself looked to be enjoying it just as much. Despite him being nervous earlier.

For the second time, Celestia shrieked as I saw more fluids drip from her snatch as Lance’s dick slid in and out of her pussy. Soon though, I saw him begin to move faster. He must be closer to his release.

‘Tia was going to move, but Lance noticed this, using his hands to hold down hers. “Now now… after you preventing me from releasing earlier, I believe I should be able to decide how I finish.” With that, he thrusted more into her as Celestia rode out her orgasm and prepared herself for what happened next. Soon, Lance gave one last heavy thrust, filling her up with every last drop of cum that Celestia had prevented him from releasing earlier. As he pulled out, his jizz began to dribble underneath ‘Tia’s pussy and some of it got on her back. Lance got his undergarments back on and had his clothes in hand.

“I think she’s ready for the cake.”

I stood there panting and shaking as Lance turned to me. “O-o-okay. I-I-I just need to cum- t-take the pans out. Of the.... Of the- I-I need to go take a cold shower. In Antarctica.”

“Right… You go take care of her and relieve yourself, I’ll just go keep Aurora company. When you had enough partying, I’ll be waiting outside with her and we can go home. Maybe she and I will watch a movie or two while we wait.”

With that, Lance headed towards the bathroom to get himself cleaned up before stepping outside again to go be with Aurora.

He is so going to do that to me on our honeymoon, I thought, pulling two pans out of the oven. I hurried to pull all the pieces out and sculpted the cake around Alt-Lestia, filling in the claw-marks with frosting and covering the entire thing with even more. Once I finished, though, I heard someone yell, “You dare slapping random pictures into faces of others! Just come over here and I will teach you not to cross me!”

“Ah great, I’m being summoned again,” I said, as I put the last touch on the cake and fell into my portal.

Author's Notes:

This next crossover is so huge I decided not to put it in here. The crossover is with Dream Quill's story, One Winged Angel and is almost 34k from what Dream Quill just told me.