It's a Good Life
Chapter 34: Rewrite Chapter 20: Eris
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"Like I told you before Eris, only pranks are allowed anything bigger I'll have to stop you. I can't have you messing things up around town if you're caught I'm caught got that?" You asked glaring at her she sighs and sits down on the couch. Eris has been out of stone for a few days now and you've been trying to get her to at least calm down a bit.
"Can I at least play some pranks on a few unsuspecting ponies? Please?" She says almost begging to do anything chaotic.
"Fine, but nothing too huge. I mean you're suppose to be uncover okay?" She nods and smiles.
"So what're we going to do today?" Eris asks as she seemed in enthusiastic manner.
"We're gonna find you a job." Her eyes widen as she instantly stands right up.
"What?! I can't get a job I'm the goddess of chaos. I don't get a job I get people to give me stuff for free!" She shouts in defiance.
"Look I know you're the Goddess of Chaos but I can't have you lazy around the house. I broke you and now you gotta repay me." You informed as she sighs crossing her arms like a child being scolded.
"Let's just go, I know the perfect place you can get a job. Trust me she's a little like you." You turn to leave and left the house, Eris followed from behind as you continue through town.
Ponies bowed and smiled waving at you as you waved back, the ponies in town still treated you like a king it was fun but you rather have them just be normal for a change though that probably won't happen.
"Why do they continue bowing to you, you aren't the Prince of Equestria. I mean that would actually make a sort of sense, then again ponies don't really make sense nowadays. With friendship and all that crap." She mentions shrugging as you let out a laugh.
"Being a prince and all, I'm sure they know I'm a prince of an equally powerful kingdom." She nods and sighs walking closer to you as the two of you continue.
"How does it feel like to be a prince? I mean you got the whole world in the palm of your hand. Well the deer world in your hand." She mentions with smile. "I mean you're rich, have absolute power, and any pony who taunts you you could beat their ass and no pony would care!" Her tone becomes more and more excited as she listed off the perks. Sure you were rich, any time you needed money your mom would give to you, you had power in White Leaf where anything you said was law, but the idea of pampering was kind of annoying.
"Well sure I get all those perks, but I don't really ask for money unless I really need it besides I work as Rarity's assistant from time to time."
"I guess you're too humble to even use money that's rightfully yours." She says giving a little pout.
"Money that's mine in the future Eris not now, anyway here we are." You point towards Sugar Cube Corner as Eris looked like a prisoner going on to DeathRow, she glumly looked down upset.
"Working girl walking." She mumbles to herself as she entered the bakery, you entered alongside her.
"Aiden! How are you!" Pinkie shouts as she tackles to you to the ground, her bubble gum smelling boobies smothered you as you managed to get her off. She smiles her hands behind her back as she smiles.
"Hey Pinks, look I need a favor. I told you all about Eris a few days ago. But now I need you to give her a job, anything is fine for this girl." Pinkie looked at Eris with curiosity as Eris looked back to Pinkie. Almost instantly Pinkie smiled and happily nodded.
"Can you bake?" She asks as Eris shrugs.
"I never have, but I can try." Pinkie happily nods and takes Eris hand as she guides her towards the back.
"We'll be back in a few minutes Aiden, stay right there." Pinkie shouts as she shuts the door behind her, you shrugged and took a seat on one of the couches in the lounge area of the Bakery and put up your feet on the coffee table as you began checking your phone.
Later...
You looked at both Vinyl and Eris as the two got along extremely well, you sat there quietly as you and Octavia drank some tea. The distinct flavor of blueberry was tasted.
"Looks like they're best friends now." You mentioned smiling as Octavia sighed and nodded.
"I just hope they don't make it a habit on turning music into an art form." She says giving a long sigh.
"Hey as long as they're both out of our hair it's good isn't it? I mean sure the two together alone without us could mean death for both of us. Well exhaustion that is." She giggles a bit and nods looking as she sees the illusion of a concert around the room.
"Eris, may I ask you for a favor?" Octavia asks as the concert suddenly stopped.
"Sure what's up?" She asked
"Well I was wondering, can you make an illusion of a orchestra with me being the conductor?" Octavia had a small smile as she seemed hopeful that Eris would actually do it.
"Sure why not." With a squee Octavia ran towards the center of the room as Eris's illusionary magic did its stuff, all around the scenery change as ponies from a philharmonic began playing as Octavia lead them, her hand move movements were fast and gave off an air of authority.
As you sat there listening to the music you could hear a rather annoyed sounded Vinyl letting out groan and being a general baby.
"Cmon we finally find someone who can do all this cool stuff and Tavi wants to do something boring." She complains as you sat there listen to the music. Vinyl continued complaining but it was only until a few seconds later where you couldn't actually handle her complaints.
"Be quiet Vinyl, you had your chance with Eris illusionary magic and now it's Tavi's." Vinyl sighed as she kept quiet grumbling to herself.
A few more minutes passed as Octavia bowed to the fake bandmates as she gave them all a bow, before waving goodbye to them all.
Suddenly the area turned back to normal Octavia thanked Eris for help as she sat down right next to you. Seeing Eris actually do something good with her magic was actually pretty relieving. It showed she can use her chaotic magic for good rather then her usual evil.
"So does your family in White Leaf know about this, I bet they're ecstatic I mean they got a new princess right?" Vinyl asks
"Actually no, since Eris is his cousin and Eris's uncle is Aiden dad. She can't be, a cousin could probably a duchess but not a princess." Octavia corrects
"Well what about Eris marrying Dago, she'd be the Queen of both White Leaf and Equestria?" Vinyl asks once more.
"No, not really only the high ranking royal blood can actually take control of the kingdom once they wed. For example let's say Aiden and his cousin Deidra were to get married to two different ponies, and Aiden's wedding date was closer then Deidra's then that would mean Aiden and his wife would be King and Queen while Deidra and her husband would keep the titles of Prince and Princess. The prince of a different kingdom can't control two kingdoms and become king of both." Vinyl seemed to be stuck as she finally admitted defeat.
"Didn't know you knew Royal code there Tavi, good on you." She smiles and nods as Vinyl gets up and smiles.
"Well Eris it's about time you and I have more fun." Octavia stops her with a solid glare.
"I wasn't done yet!" Octavia shouts as both begin yelling at each other in complete anger and annoyance.
"Anyway girls! Me and Eris should really get going, I'll talk to you two later." You took Eris's hand and walked with her.
"Those two are really nice, a little grabby. But really really nice." She says smiling, as you nod and smile.
"So where to next chief?" Eris asks as you looked around and spotted the spa.
"Well we're gonna meet Lotus and Aloe. Two good friends of mine, trust me you'll love 'em." You mentioned with a smile as you continued on towards the spa.
Entering the spa the smell of peppermint filled the air as you and Eris looked around the well maintained area, though you didn't notice both mares happily standing there. Their hands behind their back as they all had a goofy looking smile on their faces.
"Hi Aiden, it's nice that you spotted by." Both mares looked at you with complete bliss as you smiled.
"It's very nice to see you two again. I wanted to introduce you to Eris." You showed them the chanted Eris as she was a human girl instead of whatever she was back then.
"Is Eris your girlfriend." Both said in an almost depressed tone as they were fearing for the worst.
"Yup I'm his alpha, you better stay on my good side." She jokes as both mares turned instantly scared, the idea of losing you to another mare was heart breaking enough.
"W-would you like anything? Anything at all." Lotus asks with a smile as she tried to hide her disappointment
"Girls don't take her serious she's just my cousin." Both girls gasped.
"Our boyfriend is into incest?!" Both say in complete fright. You pretended you didn't hear that boyfriend part as Eris let out a laugh.
"I'm just fuckin' with you two, I'm not Aiden's alpha just his cousin. A mare named Milky Way, she's the mare you gotta worry about. Trust me, but I think she'll love you two after all childhood love does blossom." Eris jokes
"Do you need anything Aiden?" Aloe asks smiling as Eris smiled and nodded.
"Actually we both need some relaxation, so hook me up with a mudbath and Aiden with a full body massage. Trust me he needs it."
"Of course we'll have someone take care of Aiden." Both say smiling.
"No nuh uh, you two do the massage. So go on Aiden go." She pushes you forward as both mares looked down blushing.
"So girls you're make me feel relaxed."
"I've always dreamed of you saying that, under different circumstances." Lotus mumbles to herself.
Later...
An hour passed as you and Eris left your relaxation feeling a lot better, you didn't know how sore you were and you haven't felt this well in years. Both Lotus and Aloe haven't stopped smiling it was cute seeing them like, though the spacing out and drooling when they saw you take off your shirt was something that wasn't really needed.
"So you feel great don't ya?" Eris asks
"Yup pretty freakin' awesome. So how much do we owe you?" You turned to both sisters who shake their heads.
"Free of charge." Aloe says with a sigh.
"Cmon I can at least give you something." They both shake their heads and smile.
"Nothing we promise, your presences is enough." Lotus mentioned smiling.
Today's events were happy enough now that everyone was introduced except for Hazel. You always wondered where she went but it couldn't be helped she is after all somewhere.
Two more whores for your harem my little pawn after all, they could birth children we need...hahahaha.
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