CHAPTER ONE: THE DEAL

Discord was enjoying some chocolate milk, while he realized something. He missed the good ol' days of complete chaos. Sure, friendship was an amazing thing but he's the spirit of chaos. He needs some corruption. So he pondered for a moment. Causing havoc would make his day, but that would mean betraying the ponies. Which would mean betraying Fluttershy. "To wreak havoc, or not to wreak havoc? That is the question." He said to himself. The draconaques kept on thinking in his head until he was exhausted from all the thinking. He went to his house, the only place in Equestria where he could have fun. He rested his head on his pillow and dozed off. He woke up suddenly at 3:27. "Fluttershy, dear, you were supposed to wake me up 6 hours la... where am I?" Discord asked himself, for he wasn't in his house. Kinda. He was in a colourless version of his house. Before he could react, a triangle appeared in front of him. It was yellow, with thin black limbs. A top hat was placed on his head, complement his bow tie. But what was really strange was that an eye was in the middle. "Nice subconscious you got here, Discord. Ooh, a Poison Joke flower!" It said. "What in Equestria are... Bill?! My goodness, I haven't seen you for years! Still tracking down that McGucket guy?" "Nah, I'm annoyed by this two kids now!" Bill exclaimed with anger. "Say, you've been wanting some chaos, haven't you? I can let you take over Gravity Falls ONLY if I get Equestria." Discord looked shocked, yet excited at this. He pondered for what seemed like hours, then he finally said. "Hmm... fine Bill. But don't attack anypony with pink hair and a yellow mane." Discord put his hand forwards. Bill's hand erupted in blue flames and they shook hands. Discord suddenly woke up, but he wasn't in his bed. He was infront of a wooden house with a sign saying: "Mystery Shack, where we put the fun in no refunds!" Bill appeared in a colourful town behind some bushes. He was in Ponyville. And they both had their eyes lookin at their first victim. For Discord, Mabel Pines. For Bill, Rainbow Dash.

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Achers, Applejack and Applebloom were getting apples when suddenly everything went grey. "What in tarnation?! Discord, what did you do to my farm? Discord?" Applejack asked herself. Applebloom was gone, and Discord wasn't there. Bill appeared right infront of Applejack. "Nice farm ya got there, Apples." He said. "What in the?! Am I hallucinatin' er somethin?!" Applejack exclaimed. "No, no, no. I'm Bill, and I'd like you to work with you." "Work?" "Of course! All I need from you is to help me. This purple alicorn has been possessed by a terrible demon, but his weakness is the strength of an Earth Pony." "Twilight Sparkle! Oh goodness!" "Oh yeah, that's her name! Twilight! What ya say Apples?" Applejack instantly said yes, as if it was stopping the Flim Flam brothers from trying to take over the apple farm. But Bill was no friend as we established earlier and possessed Applejack. "What in tarnation?! You lied to me! Ya gonna pay for this Billy!" Applejack shouted. "Hahahahahaha! I've never possessed a pony before. Oh, may I remind you that you don't even exist? Without a vessel, you're stuck in the dreamscape! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And with that, everything turned to normal. "Applejack! Wake up!" Applebloom yelled with fear. "Oh, man! Must've worked to hard. I think I'm gonna hit the hay." Bill said while impersonating Applejack. "Uh oh! I gotta tell Twilight, but 'ow?!" Applejack then instantly realized what Bill said. She needed to find a vessel. Meanwhile, at Pinkie Pie's house, Pinkie was telling Rainbow Dash that she was asked by Cheese Sandwich out on a date. "And then, I was so happy that I said yes over 9000 times!" She finished. "That sounds awesome!" Rainbow Dash said. "Hey, you invited Applejack over here didn't you? Where is that slow- AAAAAHHHH!!!" Rainbow Dash screamed with fear has one of the deflated balloons inflated itself. "Woah! I thought the balloon fairy didn't exist!" Pinkie exclaimed with laughter! "Balloon fairy?! I'm Bill Cipher! Listen, you may not know me, but this orange pony with a cowboy hat has been possessed by a demon! I need your help to defeat her, but not kill her!" Bill quickly whispered. "A demon?! Of course I'm gonna save Applejack!" "Demon? Does it give you chocolate rain like Discord does?" But Bill, like he always does, tricked Dash and Pinkie. Suddenly, they were standing on a carpet. Then, somehow they were electrified! Dash then woke up a few mins later. Rainbow Dash instantly knew what Bill was. "That Bill guy! He's the demon that posses... oh my god! Sweet Celestia!" Dash exclaimed. A mirror was placed infront of her. She was Pinkie Pie. But yet Rainbow Dash. In Pinkie's body. Pinkie Dash. Rainbow Pie. Rainbow Dash didn't know what was going on now. Bill's next stop was Fluttershy, but Rainbow Dash got there first. "Oh, hello there Pinkie Pie." Fluttershy calmly said. "Fluttershy! Some weird magic happened a-and now I'm in Pinkie's body!" Dash yelled. "Wait, but... what? Twilight?" "No, Rainbow Dash!" Fluttershy became very shocked. Everything then turned grey. "Hahaha!!! You should see the looks on your faces! Haven't bodyswapped someone in a loooooooooong time!" Bill said as he appeared. "YOU!!! GIVE ME MY BODY BACK, YOU LYING TRIANGLE!!!" Dash yelled so loud that she nearly lost the ability to speak. "Ha! Forget it, pony! I'm never going to even attempt to help you! I already cloned myself and possessed Applejack! Now how about size changing?!" Bill said as he laughed like an insane person. Rainbow Dash woke up, but Fluttershy was gone. But she wasn't. She became smaller.

Mabel was sitting outside the shack, making a new sweater when suddenly a white flash appeared infront of her. She had no time to react to the draconaques that appeared infront of her. "Hm... but of a random entrance, don't you agree? Take 2: Action!" Discord disappeared and a curtain suddenly fell. "Hey! I'm supposed to be the random and unpredictable one!" Mabel suddenly exclaimed. The curtains opened and Discord was drinking chocolate milk while sitting on a golden throne. "Oh, please Mabel Pines. I'm spirit of chaos. Noting can top that! Speaking of not being able to top something, did you ever notice that your brother always is better than you?" Discord asks Mabel. "Of course not! He loves me!" "Aww, you don't even know that he says bad thing about you all the time." Mabel's head was suddenly filled with voices of Dipper saying bad things. "She always gets in the way! I hate her! Whenever I venture in Gravity Falls, she always comes with me! I wish I never had her as a sibling!" Discord smirked. "Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be so cheery around him." Some colour drained from Mabel, but that was only seen by Discord. Dipper walked outside to see Mabel. "Hi, Mabel! What's up?" Dipper said with happiness. "Oh, nothing much, just being ANGRY AT ALL THE BAD THINGS YOU SAY ABOUT ME!!!" "Wha-" "I saved your journal once, and all you say is that you never wanted me! Stupid brother..." And with that, Mabel was off. "Okay then... either she was eating raw sugar packets or maybe... no, the journal hasn't shown a monster that can manipulate emotions." Dipper thought to himself. Discord, disguised as a tourist, noticed a red haired cashier girl. Wendy. She's next. When everyone left, Discord went up to Wendy. "Wendy, oh Wendy, you do realize that supernatural monsters are everywhere, right? Surely you should have SOME reason to be scared." Discord said. "Um, no. It's not like they could kill me." Wendy then said. Discord suddenly transformed into a TV which showed supernatural things gruesomely torturing Wendy. Colour drained from Wendy. Discord disappeared right before Dipper went into the room. "Wendy! I think Mabel was effected by some being that can manipulate your personality!" Dipper exclaimed. "It's better than having a brother!" Mabel whispered with anger. "B-being?! AAAAAHHHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!" Wendy yelled. Dipper needed his journal badly. He went upstairs to see that Soos was holding the journal. Discord got him already. Dipper, knowing that Soos's opposite personality would be mean, had to do something. "Haha, dude! Guess who's got your journal!" Soos chuckled. Dipper remembered that one time he used a flashlight with a size changing crystal. He shrank Soos, and got to his journal.