Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater

by Rixizu

Episode 26 - Part 2

"Spiiiike!" Twilight screamed from her room. "I just received a letter from the princess saying that we are going to have a guest,so I need you to clean this place up while I go get our friends,pronto!"

"Whatever..." Spike said from his room.

Trixie: (Spike) You’re not the boss of me!

"Ugh!" Twilight moaned,"Okay well don't!" she screamed.

Doctor:(Twilight) My desk is unorganized and there are books on the floor. How can I show my face to my guests with a mess like this?! The shame! Oh the shame of it all!

"Whatever..." Came the response.

Doctor: (Spike) Shut up Twilight! I’m listening to my MCR CDs while writing my angsty death poetry!

Ditzy: (Spike) You’re not my mom, Twilight!

Suddenly,a knock came from the castle's front door.

"Coming!" Twilight shouted,running down the stairs to the front door.

Trixie: (Scoffs) Should a princess be the one answering the door?

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Meanwhile,Poison Ivy waited patiently on the front door.

I wander what's taking so long... She wondered.

Just then a petite sized lavender alicorn opened the door.

Doctor: (Twilight) I’m hungry, but this research project is too interesting! Oh well. One missed meal won’t hurt.

"Hello," She said. "May I ask who you are?"

"Oh...uh...my name is Poison Ivy and uh…

Ditzy: (Twilight) Like the Batpony villain?

Princess Celestia sent me here..." She said as she fiddled with her pockets,took out a scroll,and gave it to Twilight.

"She told me to give you this."

Twilight opened the scroll and read silently for a minute,then she closed it and smiled at Ivy.

Trixie: (Twilight) Understood princess. I’ll make sure she doesn’t leave here alive.

"Oh,I've been expecting you!" She said with a big smile. "Allow me to introduce myself,my name is Twilight Sparkle. But you can call me Twilight."

Ditzy: (Twilight) Call me Twi is you want to get nasty.

Twilight motioned for Ivy to enter the castle and she did as instructed.

Doctor: (Claps) Good girl. Have a doggy treat.

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Twilight was shocked of how tall Poison Ivy was. She had to look up to see her face!

Ditzy: She was used to looking down on puny mortals!

"Wow!" Twilight stared up at Poison Ivy,"You're really tall." she said.

Poison Ivy blushed and smiled sheepishly,"Thank you..." she finally squeaked.

Trixie: (Twilight) Did you know you have an ugly zit on your left check? It’s really gross!

Doctor: (Ivy) ...Thanks.

"Come sit." Twilight said sitting in a couch and patting the cushion next to her.

Trixie: (Twilight) Sit and get comfortable… if you know what I mean.

Ivy sat down,she was surprised at how soft the cushion beneath her felt.

Doctor: Chrysalis made her daughter sit on cushions full of pebbles.

Just then Twilight cleared her throat and screamed. "Spike! Go get the others,we have a guest!"

A teenage dragon came running down the stairs with a giddy smile plastered on his scaly face.

Doctor: (Spike) Duhhaahaha! Girl!

"O..." But before the teenage dragon could say anything else,his eyes fell on Poison Ivy and her sleek figure.

Trixie: (Ivy) Hey! My eyes are up here!

"W-who is that?" The dragon asked Twilight.

"Spike,meet Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy,meet Spike." Twilight introduced.

"Hi!" Ivy happily greeted.

"Hi..." Spike boastfully greeted.

Doctor: (Spike) Yeah, I pretty much run this place.

"So um...I'll go get the girls now..." Spike awkwardly said.

Trixie: (Spike) I don’t think you're super hot or anything!

He walked to the door and before leaving he said,"Bye"and shut the door.

Twilight and Ivy chuckled at the sight in amusement.

Trixie: (Twilight) He does this to every attractive mare he meets. Pretty pathetic huh?

"He has a crush on me doesn't he?" Ivy asked with a smirk.

Ditzy: (Ivy) I can’t wait to abuse this and make him do whatever I want. I could probably string him along for years. Just have few kind words here and there and he will be eating out of my hoof!

"Obviously,yes!" Twilight snickered.

Ditzy: (Sighs deeply)

Doctor: (Pats her on the back) There, there.

"He used to have a crush on my good friend Rarity,but after she got married and had a filly he got over it."

Doctor: (Twilight) I just love reminding everypony how much he struck out with Rarity and humiliating him before every stranger I meet!

Trixie: (Twilight) Now he’ll stalk you instead!

"Who are you're other friends,anyways?" Ivy asked.

"Well there is Applejack,Rainbow Dash,Pinkie Pie,Fluttershy, and Rarity;whom I already told you about." Twilight explained, "Oh,and I almost forgot about their families!

Ditzy: (Twilight) I have a list of their every known relative! Reading every name out will be so much fun!

she squealed.

Trixie: (Twilight) I can’t wait to tell you about the author’s shipping pairs!

"Wait wait wait!...are you telling me you're friends all have husbands and children and you don't?!?" Poison Ivy asked,somewhat curious.

Trixie: (Twilight) No! I have books, the greatest companion of a pony! Who needs sex when you have that!

Twilight stifled a giggle, "Of course I have a husband and a filly,

Ditzy: (Twilight) I’m not an old maid!

her name is is Starburst and his name is..." but before the alicorn could finish her sentence,

Ditzy: Good, this way nopony’s ideal husbando for Twilight is ruined!

the main door swung open and a teenage blonde maned pegasus filly bounced inside,followed by a pink earth pony mare,Spike, and a whole lot of other ponies.

Trixie: Huray. More OCs.

"We're here!" Shouted the blonde pegasus.

"Wonderful!" Twilight exclaimed. "C'mon Ivy,I'll introduce you to the gang."

Doctor: So why do Twilight and her friends have kids in this story? I don’t really see the point.

Ditzy: Yeah! Why do we need all these new characters exactly?

"Um Twilight? I don't think I can manage to stay calm around so much ponies..." Ivy confessed.

Doctor: (Ivy) I have Agoraphobia; I’ll have a panic attack if I’m surrounded by ten or more ponies.

"Nonsense!You'll like them right away!" Twilight insisted,"Now come along and say hello!" she tried to push Ivy towards the other ponies,but because of her size she didn't make any progress. In other words she didn't manage to move Ivy an inch.

Trixie: Her librarian physique was no match for Ivy’s girth!

Poison Ivy giggled as she took a step forward,Twilight lost her balance and almost fell but Ivy grabbed her and saved her a nasty bruise.

Doctor: You didn’t need to do that. She’s used to that sort of thing by now. And it isn’t like it’s an anvil again.

Ditzy: Ha.

"Thanks for that." Twilight said teasingly.

Somepony cleared their throat rather loudly in the background,Ivy and Twilight looked in front of them to see Spike and the other ponies staring at them with smirks on their muzzles.

Doctor: That girl is a magnet for pain isn’t she?

Trixie: Of course, Sparkle abuse is always funny.

"Uh...guys this is Poison Ivy,Poison Ivy this is  the gang." Twilight introduced,"Poison Ivy,why don't you tell us a little about your self?" she recommended.

Doctor: (Ivy) Hello, my name is Poison Ivy. I’m a Virgo and I like long walks on the beach.

Sweat beaded down Ivy's face as she spoke,"I am a changeling, -Everypony gasped

Ditzy: (Pony) She’s a monster!

Doctor: (Pony) We need to stop her before anypony gets hurt!

Trixie: (Pony) Run for the hills! She’ll eat us all!

except for Twilight and Spike- my mother is Queen Chrysalis, and I was sent here by Celestia and Luna so Twilight could show me to control my powers,"Ivy continued."since my mom never bothered to show me and I never met my dad."  

Doctor: Everybody got that?

"So let me get this strait,you are a changeling who is disguised as an alicorn and was sent here by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna so Twilight could show you to control you're powers?" The blonde pegasus asked. "Did I miss any?"

Ivy looked at the blonde pegasus with wide eyes,"How did you do that?!" she asked.

Trixie: (Ivy) Your ability to remember something from three seconds ago is amazing!

The blonde pegasus shrugged,"I dunno..." she said.

The pink earth pony giggled as she leaned into Ivy's ear and whispered,"You get used to it."

Ditzy: I guess the author meant to edit out the part where Ivy explained everything, but forgot.

"Okay!" Twilight said as she clapped her hands together, "How about you guys introduce yourselves to Ivy?" she recommended.

Ditzy: (Blinks) Hands?

Doctor: Wait, are they antro ponies?

Trixie: Now you drop that bombshell on us?

The blonde pegasus cleared her throat, "My name is Sugar Rush." she said.

Ditzy: (Sugar) My mom loves Wreck-it Ralph!

"This is my mom Pinkie Pie, -she pointed at the pink earth pony- my dad Cheese Sandwich, -she pointed at a light brown earth pony- and my sister Chocolate Swirl. -she pointed at a teenage soft pink earth pony-

Poison Ivy was confused, how come Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich, and Chocolate Swirl were all earth ponies but Sugar Rush?

Ditzy: (Ivy) She must be weird mutant or something!

"Um...Sugar Rush...how come your the only pegasus on the family? Are you adopted or something?" She asked.

Doctor: Pony genetics are weird.

Sugar Rush noticeably flinched upon hearing those words. She lowered her ears as her once bright smile became an ugly scowl. She glared harshly at Poison Ivy.

Ditzy: Come on it’s the… 2020s? Or something. Not the 800 BC. How is this an issue?

"Daddy's mom is a pegasus. Why do you ask?" Sugar coldly answered. "Do you have a problem with me being a pegasus?!" She presssed her nose to Ivy's.

Ditzy: (Ivy) Uh, no! I don’t think you’re some freaky wierdo that’s an abomination against science and nature!

Ivy pushed her off her face. "No I do not..." She growled under her breath.

"Are you scared to say the truth?! 'Cause i'm not! I think your a feather-brain!" Sugar harshly insulted.

Ditzy: (Gasps)

Doctor: No! It’s chitin-brain!

"What did you just say!?!" Ivy yelled as she stood up from her chair. This girl was starting to get on her nerves.

Ditzy: That was not called for at all!

Trixie: Ugh, what an unpleasant pony!

Her face was lit a bright shade of red and her horn shone bright white.

"I am tired of being called things I am not!

Doctor: (Ivy) I-I’ll have you know I have plenty of mixed pony friends!

I demand for you to stop!" Ivy stomped in anger, her wings buzzing behind her.

"What if I don't want to?" Sugar asked with a smirk.

"Then I leave!" Ivy snapped.

Trixie: (Ivy) You better stop teasing me! Or I’ll scurry away and hid in a corner!

Twilight bit her lower lip in the distance. She observed how Poison Ivy's body reacted to her emotions carefully.

Ditzy: (Twilight) I wonder if I can get some hilarious reactions if I insinuate she’s sexist too. For science of course.

Something was wrong here...

Doctor: Ivy was turning polkadot. Next Chapter: Episode 26 - Book 1: Changing Patterns Part 3 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 8 Minutes