Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater

by Rixizu

Episode 14 - Part 5

"Violet, can you help me with something?" Sherbert asked me once we got back to Twilight's house.

"Sure brother, what's wrong?"

He looked around to make sure that nopony was around,

Ditzy: (Sherbert) I need you to help me disposing of a body. No, no questions. Will you help me?

then leaned in and whispered in my ear, "I want to confess my feelings for Pinkie Pie to her. Will you help me?"

Ditzy: Now’s really not the time!

I had to hold back a small chuckle,

Ditzy: (Violet) This loser actually thinks he has a chance.

I knew he would tell her someday. "Yes, brother, I will."

Doctor: (Violet) The fact that I’m 25 and just now am having my first relationship makes me the perfect pony to go to.

He gave me a huge smile and hugged me a little too much for comfort. "No problem."

Doctor: At least him and Pinkie have that in common.

Later that night, Twilight came up to me, "Violet, can I speak with you for a moment?"

"Sure, Twilight." I said, following her into her bedroom.

Ditzy: (Twilight) The way your brother follows Pinkie Pie around is really creepy. We need to do something about him.

After she closed the door, she turned to me, "Violet, Pinkie Pie talked to me earlier, she said she wanted me to help her with something."

Doctor: Oh boy…

Ditzy: Here we go.

She turned away for a moment, smiling. "I don't know if you know yet, but Pinkie Pie is in love."

"She is? With who?" The answer was already obvious,

Ditzy: The Doctor! Duh!

Doctor: (Groans)

but I just wanted to be sure.

She turned back to me, still smiling, "Your brother."

Doctor: (Rolls eyes) Oh course.

Ditzy: Oh come on. He can’t even be half the stallion the Doctor is.

Doctor: Thanks?

"Let me guess, she wants your advice on how to confess her love to my brother?"

Doctor: (Twilight) No actually, she wanted advice for the decorations for her ‘Finally confessing my feelings to Sherbert’ party.

She simply nodded. "Yes, she did."

Ditzy: (Twilight) I told her to be very direct and tell him how much she wants to bang him.

"Huh, my brother told me the same thing."

Ditzy: Apparently Vinyl and Octavia are the only ones that have ever dated before.

"I guess they must really like each other."

Ditzy: Yes, truly a match that was meant to be.

"Without a doubt."

"We should help them."

Doctor: (Violet) It’s our duty as meddling, overbearing friends to aid them!

"Yeah let's go."

She went to talk with Pinkie Pie, while I went to my brother.

"Okay, Sherbert, I'll help you, with Pinkie."

Ditzy: (Twilight) At the cost of free cupcake everytime I visit Sugarcube Corner.

"Oh, thank you so much, Violet. Okay, what do I do?"

Doctor: (Sherbet) The last time I tried to ask a girl out, she threw a drink in my face and stormed off.

"Well, first, take her somewhere quiet where you can be alone.

Ditzy: (Sherbet) The trash bin out back sounds like the perfect romantic spot.

Then, somehow make a romantic setting, but make sure it's not too romantic.

Doctor: (Violet) Please don’t light candles all over the place.

Then, just spill out your true feelings out. If she feels the same way, then she'll accept it, if not, then she won't, that's all."

Ditzy: (Violet) Then you can spend the next twenty years moping about the love you lost.

"That's it, just tell her?"

Doctor: That’s about it.

"Pretty much, just don't rush it, it could mess things up."

Ditzy: (Violet) And it might not be a good idea to tell her you sleep with a lock of her hair.

"Thanks so much, Violet," he said, hugging me, "How can I ever repay you?"

Doctor: (Violet) With down payments. 16 bits a month.

"By letting go of me." I managed to say, gasping for air.

"Oh shoot, sorry, Violet." He apologized, blushing a bit.

Ditzy: It’s like the old saying, “You can’t show how much you care about somepony without breaking a few ribs”.

"No problem, brother, now go to her." I said, winking at him.

Ditzy: (Violet) I except nieces and nephews by next year.

He gave me a short nod, running up to Pinkies room, I quietly followed him, wanting to see what would happen. I saw that Twilight had the same idea.

Ditzy: Do you mind, they are trying to have a moment here.

"Did you talk to Pinkie?" I whispered.

"Yes, and your brother?"

I nodded.

I heard my brother talking to Pinkie up on the balcony. "Pinkie, I need to tell you something."

Ditzy: It’s so romantic with moans of unequine creatures and the rancid smell of rotting flesh.

"Of course Sherbert." She said, following him onto the balcony.

Me and Twilight peeked around the corner to see them,

All: (Violet and Twilight) Teehee  teehee.

but not be seen.

"I've been wanting to tell you this for a while, I just don't know how to put it." Sherbert said to Pinkie.

Ditzy: (Pinkie) You love me and want to get married! I accept! Ooooo! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to plan our “Pinkie Pie and Orange Sherbert are engaged now’ party! I better get started!

Doctor: (Sherbert) ...Wait, what?!

"It's okay, you can tell me anything." Pinkie responded.

Doctor: (Sherbet) My room is covered with pictures I took of you without you knowing about it.

Sherbert took a deep breath, "Pinkie, since we first started to hang out, I've grown to really care for you, you are the one pony I've cared for in this way. There is a fire burning in my chest full of feelings."

Doctor: (Pinkie) Oh! I know the perfect solution! Here’s some Pepto Bismol! It should solve all your tummy problems!

He looked into her eyes. "And I want to be with you, Pinkie, I love you."

Doctor: (Pulls out a card with a 5 on it)

Ditzy: (Pulls out a card with a 3 on it)

Pinkie Pie looked very surprised at what my brother just told her.

Doctor: She suddenly burst out laughing.

She leaned closer to him, and their lips met each others.

Doctor: They exchanged greetings and had a pleasant conversation about the weather.

They held the kiss for a few moments before separating.

Doctor” (Pinkie) Gah, do you ever brush?!

"Oh, Sherbert, I feel the same way. I love you too." She hugged him, and he hugged her back. Me and Twilight went back downstairs.

Doctor: (Violet) Pinkie...just licked him...Just Pinkie being Pinkie I guess...

"Well that went well." She said to me.

I simply smiled, "Yes, it did."

Doctor: (Twilight) With the way he was looking at her, I almost expected Pinkie to slap him.

"I'm happy for those two. I think they're cute together."

"Yeah, they are."

Ditzy: Okay, now can we get back to the zombie threat for Celestia’s sake!

Just then, my brother walked down the stairs, Pinkie by his side. He turned and gave me a wink, symbolizing that it worked. I just winked back. He took Pinkie into his own room.

Ditzy: Sherbet was crushed to death when Pinkie tightly snuggled up with him later that night.

"I think that this will be a pretty good relationship for them." I said.        

Doctor: Five years later they divorced and Pinkie took custody of their two children. Sherbet fell into alcoholism and never recovered.       

                Author's Note:

Well, chapter five is done. Let me know what you think. Noteworthy420 requested this chapter so, here you go.

Ditzy: Curse you.

Doctor: You wanted a chapter of tacky, boring romance?

Hope you guys like it, because I did. Chapter six may include Fluttershy. *wink wink*

Ditzy: So she can be shipped with a character we have never seen before or care about.        

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