Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater

by Rixizu

Episode 14 - Part 3

"Yo, Violet, wake up."

I was startled at the voice that came from Vinyl.

Ditzy: It sounded machinelike and unequine.

I opened my eyes to find that Twilight and I were still holding each other.

Doctor: Oh the scandal!

We must have fallen asleep. We separated, our faces burning red, So last night really did happen,

Doctor: It sounded like something out of a bad fanfic.

I thought to myself. My heart lifting at the realization of the previous night, Twilight kissed me.

Doctor: And she was a horrible kisser. It was like she was trying to eat my face.

"You two okay?" Octavia was asking from next to her marefriend, the hint of a smile on her face.

"We're fine, Octavia, thank you." It was Twilight who answered, "Violet just needed some company, and we must have dozed off."

Doctor: (Twilight) I-it was really cold, so we decided to share body heat to stay warm!

Ditzy: (Octavia) In the summer?

My cheeks were still burning, I don't think Twilight was fooling them.

Doctor: That would be a negatory.

But the pair just smiled and turned away, "Okay then, let's get ready, we need to see this Zecorah today, right?”

All: Zecora!

"Of course, we'll leave just after we get ready." Twilight answered the pair,

Ditzy: (Twilight) The entire library needs to be reorganized.

"Violet, can I speak with you?"

"Sure,Twilight," what did she want to talk about?

Ditzy: (Twilight) We need to get rid of Octavia and Vinyl. They know our secret.

She turned and headed up the stairs, I followed closely behind. As we entered the room, Twilight shut it behind us with her magic. She trotted over to the bed and lied down on it, motioning for me to join her.

Ditzy: Considering this might be your last day on Earth, this might not be a bad idea.

"We need to talk about what happened last night, Violet." She told me in a rather serious mood.

Doctor: (Twilight) It was a mistake.

"Sure,Twilight, what is it?"

She turned and faced me, worry in her eyes. "I think that Vinyl and Octavia know what happened."

All: (Gasps)

Ditzy: So?

"How would they know that? They were asleep in the other room."

Ditzy: Uh, did you just forget what happened a few minutes ago?

Doctor: (Twilight) But my body heat explanation was perfect!

"Perhaps, but if I woke up when I heard you, then I'm sure one of them did too."

"But what's wrong with them knowing? Even if they did, what's so bad about it that we'd have to hide it?"

Doctor: (Twilight) They might try to blackmail us!

"I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying that I think that we shouldn't tell any other pony about us."

Ditzy: Oh, you’re still shy about everypony knowing you’re a fillyfooler.

As she finished saying this,

Doctor: Zombie pegasi broke through the window and swarmed Twilight!

she leaned over and kissed me lightly on the cheek. This wasn't as strong as before, but it was also a nice feeling.

Ditzy: (Violet) This ‘joy’ feeling felt odd.

"I understand, Twilight."

"Thank you, we should tell Vinyl and Octavia though, I'm sure they know already, but better safe than sorry, right?"

Doctor: I don’t see why it is any of their business.

Ditzy: They’re so sensitive of what other ponies think of them.

"Yeah, let's go tell them."

Ditzy: And open yourself to jokes and ribbing of your predicament?

With that we headed back down to the living area, Vinyl and Octavia were waiting there.

"May we speak with you two? Violet and I have something rather important to tell you two."

Doctor: (Twilight) I thought it was more important to tell you then my best friends first.

"Sure , Twi, anything."

Twilight motioned for them to have a seat, which they did. I sat next to her, we were staring into each other's eyes.

She took my hoof in her own, Vinyl and Octavia simply giggled.

Doctor: I, on the other hand...er...hoof, am gagging.

"We haven't even started yet and you two can't even sit still for five seconds."

Ditzy: You’re acting like school fillies having their first crush.

"Sorry,Twi, but me and Tavi already know exactly what's going on."

"How did you know?" It was me who asked.

All: They have eyes!

"Filly, you can't just stare into her eyes, wake up to find you two were hugging, and hold each other's hooves without us knowing what's going on. It's not like I know nothing, trust me, I think I know a thing or two about relationships. Isn't that right Tavi?"

Ditzy: (Octavia) What? Oh, right. What you said.

She said all this through small bursts of laughter.

"Yes, it is.", she leaned over to kiss her marefriend on the cheek.

"It was that obvious, huh?" I asked, disappointment in my voice.

Doctor: It would only be more obvious if you had signs pointing at you saying ‘They’re a couple!’.

"It's alright, your secret's safe with us."

Ditzy: (Vinyl) If one of us gets drunk on the otherhoof...

"Thank you, guys."

Vinyl got up, then the rest of us,"Let's go see this Zecorah now."

All: Zecora!

"Of course, let's go."

Ditzy: Yeah, maybe we should get back to saving Equestria!

With that we headed out of the house, there weren't any more of those crazed ponies, they must be gone after what happened last night.

Ditzy: The zombies felt really bad over what happened.

Last night…

Tears started to well up in my eyes at the memory of the previous night. Twilight noticed and stopped. She knew what was on my mind.

Ditzy: It’s okay that you were completely useless in saving that mare from a slow agonizing death.

She leaned closer to me and kissed my cheek, then whispered in my ear, "It's okay, Violet. We're still safe."

Doctor: For now.

Ditzy: Don’t say that. You’ll jinx it.

I returned the kiss to her cheek, then trotted over to where the mare had been last night. Her sword was still lying on the ground, along with its sheath. But the mare herself was gone. I picked up the sword and gave it to Twilight, which she accepted gratefully.

Ditzy: (Twilight) Wait a minute, this is made of cardboard!

Soon, however, we found ourselves at the edge of the Everfree Forest. As we walked inside, I explained that if a pony attacked you, to warn us so we can help as fast as possible.

Ditzy: Don’t worry. You’re screams as your body is ripped and maimed to pieces should be easy to identify.

Doctor: Have they forgotten the other dangers of the Everfree Forest?

Soon, we arrived at Zecorah's.

All: Zecora’s!

"Octavia, Violet, you two stay out here and keep watch, just in case anypony decides to attack us."

Doctor: (Twilight) That way we have time to bar the door.

Ditzy: (Violet) B-but what about us?!

Doctor: (Twilight) Eh, you’ll be dead by then.

"Sure thing, Twilight."

She leaned forward, and our lips met again, for the second time. I could feel the warmth in my heart grow even more.

Doctor: (Violet) It was starting to hurt.

It was wonderful. She broke the kiss after a moment before saying, "Be careful."

"I will."

With that, she knocked on Zecorah's

All: Zeco- oh forget it.

door. After a moment she answered, and seeing Twilight, she let her and Vinyl in. After a moment, Octavia broke the silence, "So, what exactly happened between you and Twilight last night?

Ditzy: (Octavia) Did you rumpy-rumpy?

Doctor: (Violet) Um, what?

Ditzy: (Octavia) You know, daddle her?

Doctor: (Violet) ...What?

Ditzy: (Octavia) Bumper to bumper?

Doctor: (Violet) You aren’t making any sense.

Ditzy: (Octavia) For Celestia’s sake! Have sex!

Doctor: (Violet) What! No! We just met!

Ditzy: (Octavia) Oh...

You don't have to answer if I'm invading your privacy."

Ditzy: (Octavia) If you are, I want all the details!

"It's alright, I don't mind. You have the right to know." I swallowed to clear my thoughts." Well, I saw a mare get attacked by those things we saw.

Doctor: Zombies! Just say it already.

And I started to cry. Twilight came downstairs to comfort me. We found ourselves staring into each other's eyes. And we leaned in... and well, well we kissed. But that's when we actually told each other our feelings for each other."

Doctor: (Violet) In the fifteen minutes that we knew each other, I knew it was true love!

"Wow," Octavia seemed to be in shock,

Doctor: (Octavia) That was really rushed and corny.

"I think you two are meant for each other, you both are cute together."

Ditzy: Do they even have anything in common?

I felt my cheeks start to burn, "Thanks, Octavia."

Just then, we heard rustling in the bushes in front of us, I drew my bow, ready for the attacker this time. Octavia had my dagger. "Who's there?" I demanded.

The unknown pony shouted from their hiding spot. "Don't hurt me, I'm not one of them."

Doctor: (Pony) Just ignore the fact that half of my brain is sticking out.

"Come out, now." I shouted back, "and don't try anything stupid."

Slowly, from the place the pony was hiding, a young mare stepped out. She had a light pink coat, magenta mane, which was very curly, and light blue eyes. "Pinkie?"

Ditzy: Good.This fic needs something entertaining.                                 

                Author's Note:

Nice introduction for Pinkie?

Doctor: It seems a little too...normal for her.

Ditzy: Yeah, she didn’t appear behind anypony or anything.

Let me know what you think. Remember this though, this is my first story,

All: Ah.

I'm not the best writer, or the best at coming up with ideas, or proof reading, or spelling, etc, so don't judge me if I mess up, just let me know where I did so I can fix it.

Ditzy: Oh, ok. I’ll leave some comments when this all over.

Doctor: At least you're honest.

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