Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater

by Rixizu

Episode 11 - Part 3

Chapter 3- Walking in Another's Hooves

Ditzy: Are we going to have crazy body swapping hijinks?

“What do you think, is he OK?”

Doctor: (Voice) Is the lack of a heart beat normal?

“This must be one of those humans I've read about!”

Ditzy: (Voice) Perfect! Let’s start dissecting it for science!

“OK y'all need to just step back now. If he wakes up,

Ditzy: (Voice) Are we sure it’s a he?

he don't need to be surrounded by all of us!”  

Ditzy: (Voice) And somepony needs a breath mint.

“Ohmygosh, he so TALL!”

Doctor: (Voice) Are you a basketball player?

Voices floated around in my head. I wasn't sure if it was real or a dream. So I decided to do the only thing I really could do.

Ditzy: (Star) I slapped myself.

I opened my eyes.

Doctor: (Star) Multicolored horses? Definity a dream.

I saw the Mane 6 ponies standing around me. I also saw that a white female pony with them that I didn't know

Doctor: Must be Nurse Redheart.

 and I was in a hospital.

Doctor: (Star) Just great, and I’m uninsured too!

The white pony walked over and said, “How are you doing, young one?” “I..” I stammered. “I guess I'm okay. What happened to me?”

Doctor: (Star) Wait...why am I naked?

The purple pony walked over. “You fell though the roof of my house.”

Doctor: (Twilight) This might be a bad time, but according to the doctor you broke your back. You may never walk again.

She said smirking.

Doctor: (Twilight) I am going to sue you for every bit you’re worth!

“I'm Twilight Sparkle. My friends are Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.” At the mention of their names, they said “Hi” but not much else.

Ditzy: The author couldn’t afford to give them many speaking lines.

Then suddenly Pinkie saw my hand.

Ditzy: Hey, it’s the Doctor’s marefriend!

Doctor: Ditzy.

Ditzy: (Singing) Pinkie Pie and the Doctor sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Doctor: (Glares at Ditzy)

Ditzy: (Shrinks) Sorry.

“WOW! You have my cutie mark on your hand!

Ditzy: (Pinkie) That is really creepy! Are you one of those crazy stalker fans?

Hey guys! Look at this!!!” As they all looked, Twilight suddenly asked, “Where are you from? Are you from Earth?”

Doctor: Twilight, you’re from Earth too. Just a different one.

As I started to fall asleep, I realized in shock, “I....don't remember..”

All: Dun dun dun!

1 week later.

Doctor: This story doesn’t waste its time. It doesn’t care about trivial things like character development or world building.

Ditzy: At least it will be over quicker.

One thing I will say about Equestria,

Doctor: They make a mean dandylion and daffodil sandwich.

the ponies can adapt well to different things happening, such as a human alicorn falling from the sky.

Ditzy: Ponyville can be a pretty crazy place to live in sometimes.

Doctor: At least it isn’t another alien invasion.

But, I digress. The Mane 6 had been very kind to me, in helping that the residents of Ponyville didn't start freaking out at the sight of me.

Ditzy: (Star) Ponies started calling me an abomination and threw rocks at me.

(They started to, but Twilight stopped that.)

Doctor: (Star) Now they only call me a freak behind my back.

I had lost all of my memories prior to falling into Equestria.

Ditzy: (Star) And thus not wasting any time on things like angst and despair over the supposed death of my family and loss of my old world.

I remembered my name, my sword, how to fly(barely) and use my powers(also barely.)

Ditzy: How convenient he doesn’t lose anything that hinders his fighting ability.

I also remembered the word, “prince.” All of the ponies had been working to help me adapt to living in Equestria. In fact, it was Rainbow's turn today…

Doctor: (Star) If I have to hear about the Wonderbolts one more time.

“Wake up!” Twilight yelled. I rolled over on the rug

Doctor: (Raises eyebrow) You sleep on the floor?

Ditzy: Um, I’m pretty sure Twilight has a guest bed in the basement you could sleep in. Small, but it better than sleeping on the floor.

and said, “Go 'way. Tired.”

Ditzy: (Twilight) It’s 8 o’clock in the morning. Stop sleeping in!

She then proceeded to levitate a glass of water over my head and dump it on me.

Doctor: (Star) At least she didn’t teleport me in the lake this time.

“Okay! I'm up!” I yelped. I jumped up and shook myself off.

Twilight laughed, “You can't be late for your date with Rainbow! She'll be waiting for you.”

I blushed, “It isn't a date, Twilight.

Doctor: (Star) We are just going to movie, eating lunch at a fancy restaurant, and having a stroll through the park. Totally not a date!

“We're just going to fly around Cloudsdale. “I bet.” she said. “I've seen how you look at her when she isn’t looking.”

Ditzy: Ick. Isn’t the main character thirteen? Rainbow Dash is in her twenties!

Doctor: I don’t think the author thought this through.

“Twi!”. She laughed and walked downstairs.

Doctor: (Twilight) Oh those crazy kids.

After she, Spike and I had finished eating, we heard a knock on the door.

Ditzy: (Twilight) It better not be Jehoova’s Witnesses again.

“I got it, Twi.” I said, walking to the door. Opening it, a rainbow colored blur rushed in, knocking me to the ground.

“Come OONNN!” Rainbow said, flying in circles. “Geez, are all humans this slow?” “Rainbow!” Twilight said, walking in. “Don't say things like that!”

Doctor: (Twilight) You will create unfortunate stereotypes.

“It's fine, Twi.” I said, jumping up. “Come on Rainbow.” Rainbow knocked me in the head and flew out the door. “Have fun, Starlight.” Twi said, with a mischievous smile.

Doctor: (Twilight) Rainbow is so going to jail for two or three years for statutory rape after this.

I shook my head and walked outside, shutting the door.

Rainbow showed me around Cloudsdale,(It was BEAUTIFUL).

Doctor: Care to elaborate why you consider it beautiful?

Ditzy: No time Doctor! We need to get to the next scene!

We finally reached the racing track. “This is where I've been smoking people since I was a little filly.” she said. I looked around a bit and smiled. “So you say you're the fastest flier in Equestia? Wanna race?” I said. “Sure, if you wanna just lose!” Rainbow said.

Fluttershy was in Cloudsdale,

Doctor: How convenient

Ditzy: Is this such a good idea after what happened last time?.

so she counted for us to start. “3...2....1...go?” she said in a soft voice.

Doctor: (Fluttershy) If, um, that’s ok with you.

Rainbow and I took off. As we flew, I couldn't help but admire Rainbow. Even in the middle of a race, she still looked beautiful......Focus Star!

Ditzy: (Star) Don’t look at her plot. Don’t look at her plot. Don’t look at her plot.

As I almost hit a cloud, I heard Rainbow laughing at me. As I flew after her, I felt something hit my back between my wings.....HARD.

Doctor: It was an anvil.

Suddenly I wasn't able to fly and I fell like a rock. “Oh nooooooooo!!” I yelled.

Doctor: Starlight is Mr. Bill.

“Rainbow! Help!” But as I fell, I saw a shadowy figure heading toward me…

Ditzy: Oh hey Death!

Doctor: I hope you’re good at chess. Next Chapter: Episode 11 - Legend of Starlight - Part 4 Estimated time remaining: 22 Hours, 24 Minutes