Why can't anything go as planned? All I wanted was to go on a date with the girl of my dreams, finish college, and hopefully settle down with a family somewhere. However, due to an unlucky set of circumstances, I am instead thrust into a world of magic and intrigue, forced to do battle for the amusement of bored Demons and Gods.
On top of that, my patron deity is a lying, stingy jerk who's only goal seems to be my immediate discomfort and misery.
However, I can't just back out. If I do, I will never be able to return home. At least, I'll never be able to return home in one piece...
This story is inspired by (not copied from) the chessverse. It has absolutely no bearing on that universe, will not feature any of the unique characters from those stories, and will not involve it in any way. I just liked the idea of a story about the Gods playing with the lives of mortals, and wanted to take a crack at the idea.
Co-Author: The DoomOtter
22 Chapters:
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This is Why I Hate Convenience Stores [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 7th, 2017
5,134
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Dogs Aren't Allowed in Museums for a Reason [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 7th, 2017
2,885
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This Part Freaked Me Out Too [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 10th, 2015
3,499
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I Always Thought That Dragon Breath Was Just an Expression [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2015
3,121
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Late for the Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2017
3,874
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Never Bite Off More Than You Can Chew [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2017
3,542
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And Girls Wonder why Guys Have Such a Hard Time Asking for Directions [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2017
3,512
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A Head in the Hand is Worth... Something or the Other [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 5th, 2017
2,680
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I Have a Talking Helmet Now. Talking Helmets Are Cool. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 31st, 2015
3,708
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Zombies Aren't That Scary... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 30th, 2015
4,963
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Don't You Know it's not Safe to Wander the Streets at Night? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 3rd, 2016
3,177
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Nope Levels Have Reached Critical Mass [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
3,389
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If You Survive, Does it Still Count? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
3,011
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All I Want to do is Go Back to Bed [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
3,733
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I've Heard That Ungulates Are Quite Tasty To A Wolf [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
3,280
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A New Challenger Approaches! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
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I'm Gonna Need That Leg... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
3,534
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Never Get Between Mother Bear and Her Cub... Or Sister Bear, For That Matter... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 3rd, 2016
3,459
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Picking Up The Pieces [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 6th, 2016
3,193
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Be Careful About What You Say... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 6th, 2017
4,403
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Never Bring Bad News to a Tired Princess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 22nd, 2017
3,948
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Sun Tzu and the Art of Fashion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 2nd, 2018
5,925