Mirabelle, an average fangirl. She's a brony among other things but those aren't important right now. What's important is the story I'm telling!

Mirabelle had fallen asleep in her safe, warm bed at home on Earth and in the human world. Boringly normal right? Yeah, I agree. So time to make some chaos, most of it unintended.

Now she's in the body of Eris and in my universe and has no idea how she got there! The first pony she meets is me, the most fabulous and amazing Discord!

Though she ends up nearly hugging me to death, probably a bad idea to bring a brony into my universe... Though it wasn't really my idea to begin with... But what the heck? It's not like anything could go wrong!

Oh, how wrong I could be. Oh how wonderfully wrong, I guess Twilight was right. I should've used a sa- Well I can't go spoiling this story can I? Go! Go and read Pesky Draconequui & Their Meddling!

This letter was found is Discord's private quarters in Canterlot Castle, Four years and Seven months ALR (After Luna's Return), Celestia herself hasn't been able to decode or read the smudged words. You'd need Discord or the pony who wrote the letter, Discord's not talking and no pony knows who wrote the letter.

To anypony reading this letter, unless you are a

certain Lord of Chaos, bug off.

This letter isn't for you.

Discord

You do (these words are smudged). One year after you a- (these words are smudged) -f the day, you must pull a woman named (this word is smudged) from E- (these words are smudged).

She will be given the form of a draconequus and you must t- (quite a few words are smudged).

Tell her to change her n- (these words are smudged), li- (these words are smudged). She makes valid points, most of the time.

Also, beware of (these words are smudged). For she will hinder your (these words are smudged) Mirabelle and (these words are smudged), bring along (these words are smudged) when you decide to (these few words are scribbled out).

Be f-(these words are smudged beyond recognition), if you do not heed my (this word is smudged). Equus will (these words are smudged), and it will become (these words are smudged) if you will.

~An Old Friend

This is basically a HiE, but with a draconequus instead of the usual pony/griffin/changeling/dragon/diamond dog, etc.

EXPECT CHAOS! LOTS OF CHAOS!