This time on Dragon Ball Z- Wait... Fine... Well,  this is another chapter to this thing I call a ‘manual’.  Okay, so here's the story I have to tell you, I’ve never really expected to last this far in the wild. And when I mean wild, I mean that my fellow classmates have hooves for feet. That means I have hooves too… And to mention it, they’ve pretty much got used to it. I mean, Kyle’s busy on his iPhone. This made a spark on my head, made my gears move. I had an idea!

“The Feed”

Chapter 2 of Flashed with New Bodies

October 7, Monday 10:00 AM

“Kyle! I want you to give me your phone. I need to do something…” I said.

“Okay, but wai-” I then took a selfie quickly to myself. “Uhh, did you just do what I think you just did?”

“Yeah? Why? I mean, I have no close friends on twitter…” I said. “Upload… Hashtag Transformation, Hashtag Ponified, Hashtag IMAMUTANT.” I sarcastically said. “Send… There, now someone would call me a freak and someone over the rainbow would help us.”

“But who’d help us?” Kyle said. “We should call our parents.”

“True…” I then used Kyles cellphone and called my home landline. “Hmmm…” I waited but no answer. “Aw, screw you female voice who keeps saying ‘please try your call later’!”

Kyle giggled at me.

“What?” I said. “What’re you giggling about?”

“I like how your tail moves when you react.”

“Wait, I can control my tail?!” I said with amazement. “That’s awesome. I wonder why Brian’s not interested in it?” I then turned to Brian, just holding his tablet to his face, watching Vine videos.

“It’s because I’m trying to ignore everything until Frank wakes up. Then I’ll slap him with my tail…”

“That’s awesome m8.” Aidan said. “I’ll join you too.”

“Yeah…” Brian said as he continued to watch the videos.

“Well, let’s see if someone replies…” I said as I stare at the screen of the phone… “I wait…” I continued. “I wait…” I then continued again. “I wait....” I then continued again for another time. “I wa-”

Kenz covered my mouth and said. “Let’s just stop it. I have a phone, I’ll call my parents instead.” He said. “Hi, mom. Heard about the news on T.V. Yeah, about the transforming humans? Yeah… It’s happening to us Mom. You need to pick us up. We’ve been here for about 3 hours and no one has showed up here. We need help, mom. Thanks, bye. Love you.” As he brought down the phone, he then looked at us. “Always come prepared.”

“Surprise Motherfricker!” I brought out my Nokia 1280 “Aha! I’m prepared too. This thing has a flashlight too!” I then imitated lightsaber sounds.

“You wanna duel?” Kenz said as he activated the flashlight on his phone.

“How about a deathmatch?” Kyle entered with his iPhone on flashlight mode.

So basically, our bored selves took over and got the closest thing to fun because it’ll take some time for Kenz’s mom to come here. I mean, EDSA’s a place where traffic would last for hours. I simply thought about going overnight here.

Aaaand she’s here.

This took shorter than I expected. Well anyway, it’s too embarrassing to say it here I mean… It’s a manual with a story, you don’t need the full details. So goo goo baby stuff was happening. We had pinches on the cheeks by Kenz’s mom. We were then taken home to Kenz’s home and finally, she said that she’ll be going out for groceries… And finally, we get to rest.

“Kyle…” I said. “Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?” I jokingly said.

“What?!” Kyle said as he quickly went to the bathroom and stared at it. Shining Gold Eyes. "You have colored eyes too!" He exclaimed.

"Dude, my eyes were always brown."

"And so it is..." He said "Anyways, dude… This… Is… AWESOME! I mean, look at it…” as I saw him jumping with delight. I then quickly halted him as I prepared for something to say.

“Hey Kyle, can I borrow your cellphone, I need to call your mom.”

“My MOM?”

“Yeah, she’s the school representative. I need to inform her about this.”

“Okay… Fine.”

I then searched the contacts and found the label: MOM. As bland as it may be, I secretly changed it to Your Dearest Mother. I called the contact and this time, it replied.

“Hello, Ms.Louis…”

“Oh, Marion! Why are you using my son’s phone? Never mind that. Did you know that there aren't any classes today because people are slowly transforming into… I don’t know how to describe it.” she said. “So, what do you need help with.”

“Well, I don’t know how to put it. Here, Me and your son, Kyle, are also transforming into these things. And if you find anyone with the same problem, please call them and send the address that I am going to send to you.”

So, obviously I ain't going to give you the address. I mean, I don’t know the address myself. It’s my first time going here and I just gave Kenz the phone for the address. Well, he then gave the phone to me and I just continued.

“Okay… Got you covered!” she said as she closed her phone.

I then brought the iPhone down. “You know, if this breaks. Next time… Buy a Samsung.”

“Well, that’s your opinion.”

"And any other cellphone in the universe."

“Heh…”

“Hey dudes.” Frank came in. “Check out the T.V.”

We then trotted to the room.

Well, our feet are now basically hooves now. I wonder how it’d feel if my thighs were backwards? Anyways, what we saw on CNN was really astounding. Well, I know nothing about CNN but it’s just there, talking about the transforming people.

“Woah! So it’s not just us… It’s world wide!” I said. “From the U.S. to the Philippines! Damn… That means, we gotta check out my twitter.”

I then trotted to my P.C. and logged in to my twitter. There’s only one comment to my feed.

Pinkie_7 commented on your tweet.

“Hell yeah! Sebastian!” I said. Then I read it… And I was extremely excited.

“Dude, you too? We’re on the way to Kenz’s house because the School Representative said.” said the comment. "Wait for me."

“Okay, so Sebastian’s on the way.” I said. “Brian, let’s play some XBox ONE while we wait.”

“Oh!” Kenz said. “I have some good games! I have Need for Speed, Forza Horizon, Test Drive, Burno-”

“Okaaaay, let’s just sit down and watch T.V. instead.” I insisted.

“Agreed…” They all said in unison except for Kenz. We then sat down comfortably on the bed as we watched the T.V.

And then again, another T.V. Patrol News Flash. “T.V. Patrol, News Flash!” The T.V. said. “May ebidensya na! Sa isang porum ay nahanap natin ang dahilan na bakit kami’y nagbabagong anyo. Abangan.”

I hate it when I have to write everything...: ‘We now have evidence! On an online forum, we found out why are the people turning into horses? Find out soon…’

Sheesh…

“Just hold on a sec…” I then ran off to Kenz’s computer and closed the tab with twitter on it. I then searched ‘source of pony transformation’. It lead me to an MLP forum.

“Guys! I found it!” I shouted as they all checked the computer screen. “There. They’ve somehow made this incident in a science experiment made by… TWO GUYS? Two guys one device, if you know what I’m sayin’?”

Kenz slapped me. “Owww, fine… Okay, so they are headed to… CHICAGO? What the… *sigh* Plane Trip money…”

“Third world problems my friend..” Brian said. “Third… World…”

“Okay, so what we need mah niggas and m9s is to ask all of our parents to take us to Chicago. I mean, we’re just 13 year olds m9s.”

“Yeah, you’re right Aidan…” I said.

Okay, I may have forgotten to write that I’m thirteen in the first chapter… Well, I don’t care because we have more problems to deal with here.

“Now… how’re we going to pass airport security.” I said.

“Easy…” Kyle then said. “We fly…” He then took of his shirt and showed his wings, fully grown.

“Oh my god Kyle! You have wings! Even with or without Red Bull!” Aidan said.

“Oh my…” was my only reply.

“Niggah that’s amazin’!” said Frank.

Brian had nothing to say… He was shocked.

“Man, we don’t know how fast he could fly?” Kenz said.

“Kenz…” I said “You have wings too…”

“No I don’t. I have a unicorn horn.”  Kenzie said as he showed his bony thing growing on his forehead.

And at that moment, I felt like the happiest man on Earth. He’s not a she… He’s Emerald Gem. He doesn’t have a fan fiction unlike me and Kyle. Until I deleted that fan fiction because it SUCKED!

“Thank Lordy Loo…” I said “Wooh, now… Kyle, about your plan… Not all of us have wings… I mean, you already have wings! How’re we going to disguise as humans now?”

“Well, right now… I have wings too.” Aidan said as he removed his shirt. “Ohhh my… These are the weirdest wings I’ve ever seen! These are bat wings! M8, were you on drugs when you drew this?”

“Nooo… You’re a Thestral. Your name is Dark Night. Nooo, not the Christopher Nolan movie.”

Aidan chuckled. “Chris Nolan is an awesome director.”

“Inception!” I shouted. “Bwoooom!! Anyways, I’ll make it straight to you. Aidan’s Dark Night, Kenz is Emerald Gem, Kyle’s Richie Bling, I’m Daylight Star, Brian and Frank are Thestrals. I made them twins, they are Dark Dash and Dark Slash.” I said. “Pretty stupid, huh?”

“No, they’re actually pretty cool.” Brian said. “I can fly right?”

“Yeah, I mean… If that’s okay with you.”

“Awww, yeaaah… I get to fly!”

“Don’t get your hopes up, kiddoh. I’ve read a lot of fan fics and flying is a lot harder than you think?”

“Oh yeah? I bet I can learn flying within an hou-”

*Ding Dong*

“I’ll get it.” I said as I walked downstairs and to the gate. I opened the gate and saw Sebastian with Pink ears.

“Sooo, I’m turning into a pony. How’s life?”

“Good, how’s your ‘hands and mouth disease’?”

Sebastian chuckled. “It’s gone. The measles on my hands and tongue are gone.”

“Well, that’s great. Atleast you won’t be infecting us while we’re transforming. Oh, Hi Ms. Sebastian!” I said to his mom.

“Hello to you too.” The mom said. She then turned and kneeled on one knee to Sebastian and said. “I have to leave you here.” She then faced me. “Take care of him.” She then hugged her son and went back to the car.”

“...”

“Okay, so you wanna watch T.V. I mean, I’m growing a horn now and some of us are growing wings.”

“Okay, I’ll come inside.”

“Great!”

And I end my chapter here. Instead of this becoming an instruction manual. None of that ‘Dear Pesky Plumbers, our koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom!’ crap. This is now a story book. This is technically my journal. Heh, this ends here.

~Marion “Mac” Christopher