Hello everypony, it is your sexy Sun Goddess and I am in a good mood. Twinkleshine put out last night so despite half of you being late paying your taxes, I shall give you my synopsis of "Sisterhooves Social."

Another morning has arrived in Ponyville and my Rarity is laying there having some sort of dream. Hopefully it is one about me giving it to her rough but soon she smells smoke and panics. In her state of panic she falls down the stairs and discovers that not only is Sweetie Belle there, but so are her parents. I'm not overly thrilled that her parents are dropping her off so they can go on a vacation. I was planning on spending the night with her tonight but that will now be impossible. I can't go getting it on with Rarity with a filly in the house!

It appears as though Sweetie Belle has fixed Rarity some breakfast, well burned her some breakfast. Good grief, she burned everything, even the juice. Now how in Equestria does she do that? Well come to find out her mother has been teaching her to cook. Chances are that is not a good idea because Pearl, I think that is her name, simply can't cook and I'm pretty sure Magnum, her dad, can't cook either. Either they eat out a ton or they simply graze like ponies used to eons ago, before we evolved into the smartest, most sophisticated species on the face of the planet.

From the sounds of things this vacation that their parents is taking will be seven days and six nights long. They say this but I have a very bad feeling about this. Judging by the amount of luggage Sweetie has brought with her, I have a feeling that this may be them just pawning Sweetie off on Rarity clear up until she is an adult while they go and travel the world. Am I going to punish those two? Nope but I will punish Rarity for not telling them to go dump Sweetie Belle off at Sweet Apple Acres since her and Apple Bloom are friends.

Well their parents leave for Faust knows how long and Rarity decides to clean up the kitchen and make a proper breakfast. Yeah I agree that burnt food would not be very tasty but what Rarity fixes is not much better. The eggs, yes but the carrots and parsley, no thanks! Carrots are ok for lunch and supper, but not at breakfast. Substitute those carrots out for a couple slices of cake and you'll be fine, or in Luna's case, a plate of fritters.

You know something, I like Sweetie Belle for the most part. Yeah she is part of that secret society that is hell bent on removing me from power but I do think that she could be reformed. Speaking of Sweetie Belle, she is wanting to help Rarity fix breakfast. Given the fact that she has yet to learn how to access her magic, this will likely end in a disaster. Rarity continues to cook and fix this meal until she finally allows her little sister to put the parsley on the plate. Well things don't go so well. She ends up tipping the table over and sends the plates of eggs flying. Surprisingly though, the eggs are fine and the garnish lands perfectly! Despite Sweetie getting it right, Rarity is mad at her. Because of that, despite Sweetie being in the house, I'll go down and punish Rarity severely for her anger. If Sweetie asks about it, I'll just tell her that Rarity was having a bad dream and needed me to calm her down.

Some time has passed and once again Sweetie Belle wants to help her sister. That filly must know that her parents aren't coming back for her given that she is trying to get on her good side. Now it is laundry time and Sweetie tries to help but things didn't turn out so well. Sweetie wound up hanging some fancy wool sweater of Rarity's out in the sun and of course we all know that in the heat of the sun wool shrinks. I don't get why Rarity is so upset, it's not like she's ever wore the damn thing to start with. Now I know I am going to punish her, I might just have to send Sweetie to Sweet Apple Acres to do it.

Now Rarity has decided that she doesn't want her little sister's help. In the edited version of the episode she simply told her to stay out of trouble but in the unedited version she said, "Look bitch, don't go causing me any more trouble and besides, I have to go screw Twilight." How dare she! Here she knows that I've gone into heat but she is going to go and have fun with Twilight? Well I should still be needy tonight when I go down to punish her.

Back to Sweetie Belle, she decides to do some drawing since that has never got her into trouble in the past. That sounds all good but unfortunately for her, one addition to this arts and crafts project is about to cause Rarity to go into full blown bitch mode, again. Sweetie has the audacity to use some of Rarity's gems with this. When Rarity discovers this she gets mad and is now yelling about how she has to go find some more gems. Good, I know where she goes to find them so as we speak, I am speeding to that area. Hey, nopony lives there so what does it matter if I bang her in broad daylight?

Well while Rarity was out looking for gems she was interrupted when I showed up and demanded a gem of my own, which of course she gave me because she knows what the punishment is for not giving your sexy Sun Goddess what she wants! After that Rarity goes back home in a very good mood. After all, getting some action with me always makes her feel better, even when I'm rough with her so it's a win/win situation for both of us.

Meanwhile while Rarity and I were having fun Sweetie Belle decides she is going to try and help, again. Don't you get it Sweetie? Rarity doesn't want your help and going in and cleaning up her inspiration room isn't going to make her happy. I wouldn't be thrilled if somepony did that with my sleeping chambers either, especially if they tried to wash my heavily stained sheets! Rarity gets home and sees what Sweetie has done and of course this pisses her off. Well it looks like I'll stay in the area because Rarity needs to be calmed down again, YAY!

Finally Sweetie does the smart thing and leaves the house which gives me time to go and make Rarity feel better again. I secretly hope she gets mad a whole lot more and then I have plenty more chances to make her feel better. Yeah when she's angry she starts out a bit unpleasant but it isn't long until she becomes playful and feisty, which is something I enjoy so much!

Back to Sweetie Belle, she runs into Apple Bloom and is not in a good mood. While what they put in the episode was kid friendly, that is not what Sweetie said. He proved that she is not innocent when she yelled, "You know what Apple Bloom? My sister is being a grade A cunt and she is doing nothing but yelling at me over nothing! I wish I could fucking kill her right now!" Now Sweetie Belle, where did such an adorable little filly learn such language? Oh wait, she learned it from her sister.

Alright, enough about Sweetie Belle and her sudden burst of profanity. Apple Bloom is listening to her friend and has made what I think is a wonderful suggestion, they should compete in the Sisterhooves Social together. You know something, maybe Luna and I should compete too! Maybe not because we are Alicorn Goddesses so we would easily win and that wouldn't really be fair. Then again though, since when have the two of us cared about fairness as long as we can win? Oh well, it's too late to sign up for this year but there is always next year.

Now Sweetie Belle is headed back to the boutique to make this suggestion to Rarity. Unfortunately for Sweetie Belle, this causes Rarity to get mad again and claim that the social is uncouth. What? How could it be uncouth? Oh wait, I forgot that Rarity can't stand a single speck of dust on her yet has no problems getting covered with my juices and then having me smear dirt into her coat. Now for the funny thing, their argument has turned to the point where they decide they would be better off without sisters. So now Rarity and Sweetie Belle are "unsisters." I don't think that is what their parents had planned but oh well, they're off doing Faust knows what so that is irrelevant at this point.

Now Sweetie Belle is over at the farm where she seems to be a bit more relaxed, only a bit though. She is still bitching about Rarity telling her to go fuck herself when it came to competing in the social. Ok that isn't the kid friendly version but oh well, since when has yours Truly ever cared about things being kid friendly? Come to think about it, they should let me write the episodes and make them much more entertaining. If they let me do that though, MLP would have to be moved from Discovery Family to Comedy Central late night when all the foals are asleep.

Nighttime has arrived and Sweetie is still at the farm roasting marshmallows with Applejack and Apple Bloom when Rarity shows up. I'm pretty sure if Sweetie had her way, she would want to roast that marshmallow sister of hers over the fire but I'll make sure she doesn't. After all, that marshmallow is very tasty and I'm not about to allow the little marshmallow to destroy it. Alright, back to Rarity, she shows up hoping she can make amends with her unsister but that ain't happening. Sweetie doesn't like being treated like shit and I don't blame her.

What does look promising though is that suddenly Sweetie Belle has adopted Applejack as her big sister. Yes, now I can go bang Rarity anytime I want and we can be as loud as we want. I think now Rarity will be the easiest one. Twilight has Spike who she has to send away, Fluttershy has all those annoying animals she has to lock out and the only one Rarity will have now is Opal and she likes me along with the fact that her owner is my little bitch. She just gives me a smile when I lead Rarity into her bedroom before closing the door. I'm sure she knows what is going on and she obviously approves and as we all know, if Opal approves, then it is obviously acceptable.

Back to Sweetie's new sister, it looks like Apple Bloom isn't going to give in so easily. For some odd reason she thinks that if Sweetie takes Applejack as her sister, then she won't be her sister. I know she is overprotective of her sister but at this moment she is also being an idiot. Just like what Pinkie sang to the Appaloosans and the buffalo, "You gotta care, you gotta share!" Hey, Twily shares me with Rarity and Fluttershy so what is the big deal? Hopefully Apple Bloom will see that she is just being an overprotective bitch who needs to calm the fuck down.

The next day arrived and since Sweetie stayed on the farm last night, Rarity and I are both in very good moods. Now I did plan on returning to Canterlot and watching this event from my balcony while having a slice of cake but I have a feeling something strange is going to happen. I'm thinking I'll just cast my invisibility spell and catch the action up close, and I'm glad I did. Apparently since Applejack and Apple Bloom do this thing every year, Apple Bloom has decided to be nice and let Sweetie take her sister for a test drive. Now isn't that nice of her, maybe she did learn that sharing is caring, even if it is just for a day.

Now the race starts and things seem to go awry right off the bat as Applejack gets stuck in that mud bog in the beginning. That kind of surprises me as I would think she would be fine. Next up Sweetie can't jump up on that top box thing all that well and needs help. Damn those two are falling further and further behind. Next up we have the pie eating and damn, I figured Applejack would be able to eat it in nothing flat but Sweetie Belle, that seriously shocks me. Just imagine if Luna and I competed and they had cake! The two of us would simply inhale it!

Now things seem to be going much easier for them. They push the hay bale with no problems, the grape juice making was beyond easy for them, the apple catching was also very easy and the method they used for carrying that egg was brilliant! Why don't the other ponies just carry it together? Well not everypony is as smart as Applejack so that is likely why. Now things are starting to get dirty as Berry Punch and her little sister race by, sending Applejack and Sweetie spinning. Now they have ground to gain and just as it looks like they might win, they fall short. I feel bad for them, I really wanted to see Sweetie Belle and Applejack win. Oh well, next year it will be Luna and I so it doesn't really matter.

The race is over and they fell short but Sweetie Belle is still so happy that she jumps on Applejack and knocks her hat off. What the hell? Since when does Applejack have a white horn. Oh wait, as Sweetie wiped the mud off of Applejack she discovered that it was actually Rarity. Wow, I am shocked that Rarity would allow herself to be covered in mud like that but one question I have is where the hell is Applejack?

Oh, she was hiding in the mud and as I listen in on this apparently all three of them were in on this. Rarity wanted her sister back, Apple Bloom wanted her sister back and apparently Applejack didn't want to drive a wedge between Sweetie and Apple Bloom. Now for the funny part, Rarity thinks a trip to the spa would be a good way to celebrate this. First off, you lost so there is nothing to celebrate. You only celebrate when you win!

Now it is time for Rarity to report what she learned to me while she and her sister have a contest on who can dress the most hideously. Yeah Rarity, I get it, now all of a sudden you think having a sister is just about the best thing in the world. What beats that? That's right Rarity, being dominated by me! Ok, overall I think you learned your lesson and hopefully you won't be treating Sweetie Belle like shit anymore. If you do, your punishment will be brutal and I'll invite ALL your friends to watch and then just for fun, I'll let Spike knock you up! That ought to ensure that you're nice to your little sister!

Now if you'll all excuse me I have plans. I've had plenty of fun with Rarity but Twilight and Fluttershy are frustrated and need a release. If you want, I can give you commentary on that too!