Mere ran its hoof in small circles over the desk thinking of its predicament. Another day off what not something the changeling had prepared for but ponies were not lining up around the block for its services. One week had passed and only 6 customers had come by, 2 of them repeats and 2 travelers who stumbled upon the house. Mere looked around its empty home feeling as though it could go crazy. The changeling got up from the empty front counter and walked out the front door with thoughts of perhaps donning a disguise and checking out this Ponyville place. Mere noticed the mailbox out by the road had its flag raised. The changeling's horn glowed and the letters popped out from the box and hovered their over to the changeling in a magic field.

"Paperwork and no love." the changeling sighed at the new stack of floating letters. "I chose the perfect job." Mere retreated back to its front counter to sort the letters. Flipping through a few new appointments scheduled a few days in advance the changeling found a letter addressed to its name.

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-Dear Mere--

Remember this little Equestria experiment of yours better yield results or I will shut it down. You promised 50 Bottles by the end of the month and if you don't deliver I am ordering you home to do real work. It makes me sick to think one of my changelings is off fools errand while real work needs to be done. You should be doing your part at home.

Pray that you come up with what you have promised.

From the Desk of the Queen of the Changelings - Chrysalis.

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The letter glowed bright green before bursting into flames. Mere fumed knowing it should have expected nothing less from that blowhard. The Queens position was perilous with her own cities legislator threatening to strip her executive powers and the senate was threatening to banish her at the behest of the other Queens who did not want a debate on how much power their vaunted position should have over her Hive. What continually astonished Mere was despite her falling approval, her diminishing power and her sullied reputation she still found the time to personally be a bitch to even the lowest of her subjects. The changeling would have admired her dedication if it wasn't too busy wishing that the swarm hoof her flank out the door. With Mere she had a special reason for her vitriol attitude. If it got public that a former volunteer soldier was living in Equestria it would hurt her ponies are evil and must be stopped argument that her justification for the failed invasion depended on.

Mere sighed loudly looking at the ashes on its desk. It was enough worry living in a village that could turn on it at anytime without a Queen, even a dwindling one causing it problems. Wiping the ashes off of the stack of mail it lifted and opened the next letter. Inside the envelope was a pamphlet.

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-Congratulations-

You have won an all-expenses paid day at the Ponyville Spa. The most relaxing place in all of Ponyville.

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Mere excited never having won anything in its life looked through the services offered in the pamphlet. Hoof pedicures, Whirlpool Baths, Deep Tissue Massages and full Coat Treatments. The changeling imagined all the pampering it would receive until its eyes reached the bottom of the page where a note was scribbled onto the letter.

12:00 O'Clock Noon. 50 Bit Fee payable on arrival. - Aloe

The changelings eye twitched. "I won a work day." Mere said aloud. Taking one last look around the empty room half glad that there was somepony to do today to help fill the quota and half sad that it still hadn't really won anything the changeling left for Ponyville.

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A simple looking brown pegasus stallion with a white cloud cutie mark landed outside the Ponyville Spa discretely making his way in and up to the front desk. A bored pink mare sat behind the desk filing her hoof.

"Hi I am Aloe. We're closed for lunch at the moment but if you like to make an appointment for later?" The brown pegasus's eyes glowed green and a scrunched up scrap of paper levitated from in between the feathers in his wing. Floating in front of the mare it unfolded to reveal the note she had scribbled on it. "Oh." The mare squeaked a blush barely visible on her pink coat. "You really came... How does..." Aloe hesitated for a second. "How does this work?"

"You pick a pony then you do whatever you want with said pony." the brown stallion replied.

"No. I mean how do you?... how do I?... This pony I want it is... um." Aloe stuttered as she tried to figure out where the dream pony she was promised was supposed to come from. She stopped noticing the floating paper and the pony levitating it being a pegasus. "How are you doing this?" she asked pointing a foreleg at the floating paper.

"Magic." the pegasus said as he walked past the mare into the spa.

"Where you going?" she asked grabbing a photograph off the front desk and getting up to follow.

"If you want to do this in the lobby it's fine with me." he called back to her.

Aloe hung her head and blushed nervously following the stallion into her empty spa. "No, no I mean I'm not even sure if I.. I just saw your ad and.. um how are... I'm still not sure how this." The mares mumblings were cut short when a green light surrounded the photo in her mouth pulling it towards the stallion.

The brown pegasus eyed the photo. "I haven't seen this face in while." he said a second before a bright green fire enveloped his body causing the mare to jump. As the fire cleared a new White Unicorn Stallion stood in the place of the former pegasus.

Aloe took a step back. "You're a changeling!" she gasped standing before a lookalike of Shining Armor.

"Yes" the stallion said with a soft smile. "Can I have your application please?"

"Application? What application."

"You don't have a fantasy application filled out? You're really unprepared for this." Shining Armor rubbed his temple feeling a headache coming on.  "Okay just try to tell me what you want me to act like and do. What is your fantasy?"

Aloe took a deep breath trying to calm herself. "I just wanted somepony who looked like Shining Armor to you know pretend. I was working makeup the royal wedding and I thought he was cute so I ah tried to offer him... a happy ending. Not that is normal for me but I did and I was how you say.. thrown out." Aloe blushed brightly. "I was so humiliated. I found your ad and I grabbed one of the spa promotions, wrote on it and put it in the mail. Just... just forget it. It seems so silly now." Aloe sniffed and rubbed her eye with a hoof. "Just so silly of me. I will get your bits for you and we can just forget this whole thing. I will show you out."

Shining Armor thought fast eager to meet his love quota for the month. "Show me out? But I won a day at the spa. It says so right here." He levitated the spa flyer in front of the mare. "I was looking forward to a day at the spa."

"That was just um..." Aloe sighed. "Fine. Lie down on the bed. Could you take another form this is kind of awkward."

Shining Armor walked over to one of the spa beds next to the large bath. He climbed on and rolled on his back. "This form feels good to be in. Very relaxing. I might just use it every time I relax."

Aloe approached the fake stallion taking notice of his very real muscles. "Let's start with a hoofacure." she said nervously taking his heavy left foreleg in her hooves and picked a file in her teeth from a trey next to the bed.

"I can change my hooves at will. I would just like treatments that feel good. How about a full body hot oil coat massage."

Aloe started to tremble as her eyes rolled over the body in front of her imagining its muscles glistening with oil. "Okay." she squeaked picking up a thermos and popping off the lid. The mare plunged her right foreleg inside covering it up to her knee in warm slick oil. Pulling the oiled foreleg out of the thermos she turned to the stallion her body still trembling. "Just relax."

Shining Armor crossed his forelegs behind his head. "I'm relaxed."

"I was talking to myself." Aloe muttered as she pressed her leg onto the stallions side running it over his muscular ribs. The stallion stretched out his chest his body revealing every muscle as they went ridged. The thin layer of fat the pink mare was previously digging her legs into tightened giving her the feel of his impressive form. Aloe bit her lip and took a deep breath. She ran her oil soaked leg down the length of his sides and over his stomach, just the right amount of belly fat to make it feel soft under her leg but not enough to hide his abs. She quickly made her way up towards his chest afraid her hind legs would give out beneath her.

The changeling laying on the table smirked at very amateur massage he was receiving. It had learned the basics a long time ago with all manner of skills and talents to intimacy in the education system of the Swarm. Aloe sucked at this after a career as a well rated spa pony. Her focus was gone as she clumsily felt up the stallion in lieu of doing her job. As she ran over his biceps for the fifth time he wondered if she had it this bad for the real Shining Armor when preparing him for his wedding. He turned his eyes to her noticing her shaking and chewing on her lower lip as she leered hungrily at his oily coat. Shining Armor let out the softest of moan hiding his smile with a foreleg as her little pink ears perked up. "Aloe." he whispered soft as a feather and the mares whole body began to shake violently.

"He isn't real." she said under her breath.

"Cadence could never make me feel like you do. Your soft perfectly shaped hooves, your perky little body and nature beauty. That old mare thinks being a princess makes up for her not having what you have." Shining Armor reached up a foreleg to the base of Aloe's neck. He ran his hoof up her neck and rubbed her softly under her muzzle. "A young mare in her prime. Somepony deserving of being a princess instead of that old relic." He pulled his foreleg away from her snout and her hind legs gave out. Aloe fell onto his hard oiled chest her forelegs splayed out over him.

Aloe lay across the stallions chest her breathing rapid. The scent of body oil filled her senses. The soft coat below her muzzle brushed against her lips giving the slightest tickle. Her face burned hotter than the oil covering her chest. For a moment she rested in a flood of sensory heaven as the full body contact with the stallion overwhelmed the defenses she never really had. Her senses slowly returned and she tried to pull her tiny self off the stallions large torso. His eyes locked with hers his forelegs wrapped around her petite form.

A magical green glow surrounded the mare and pulled her legs up off the floor and rested her body on top of the stallion. Shining armors left forelegs rubbed the small of the pink mares back, his right trailed up Aloe's withers and around the back of her head. He slowly pulled the pink mares head down meeting her lips in kiss. Aloe's tongue for a moment pressed against his closed teeth for entry before she pulled it back. The stallion pressed on her head harder pulling her in closer but keeping the kiss chaste.

Aloe felt like she was melting on top of her stallion. His kiss felt safe to her, fierce and wanting, not lustful but loving. His forelegs massaged her expertly wherever they explored, held her, embraced her, captivated her with the softest of touches. Her chest to her thighs sat pressed upon his large warm body slowly rising and falling with each deep breath. Aloe felt as if she could simply melt into the pony below her. She knew what she wanted from her knight in no armor but for the first time in her life she had no idea how she wanted to get it. Any of the few ponies she had gotten before in her spa had been quick and to the point. A few double ententre's, some innuendo and a quick ride on her table. Now this stallion was softly nibbling on her lower lip, his forelegs were softly rubbing her ribs and she had no idea what to do next, she just knew she didn't want this to end.

Breaking the kiss Shining Armor opened his eyes and stared into the petite mare's own. "Will you be my princess Aloe?" he asked her. Sitting up on her haunches on top of his stomach nodded her head up and enthusiastically. The stallions horn gave off a glow and Aloe's ears perked at the sound of leaves rustling. Turning her head behind her she saw a dozen flowers from one of the many decorative vases around her spa floating in a green glow approaching the pair. The glowing white flowers encircled the mare just above her head floating closer and closer together until the stems intertwined into a crown. "Then I crown Princess Aloe, my Aloe."

Aloe felt like crying, no pony had ever made her feel this beautiful before. Her right foreleg involuntarily clutched her chest and she took a breath to collect herself. Opening her mouth she felt her voice break as she spoke. "Shall we have our honeymoon then? My Prince." Without a word or gesture Shining Armors horn lit and Aloe's body was surrounded in a glowing green field of magic. It tingled her skin below her coat and warmed her from head to toe. Closing her eyes she felt lighter than air like the world around her ceased to exist, only the warmth of magic. Reopening her eyes she found that she was floating above the table looking down on her large stallion laid back over the table the massive erection between his muscular legs doing nothing to discourage the moment. "Oh Shining Armor."

"My real Princess." he said back. "Tuck your hind legs." After a quick moment of confusion she brought her knee's to her chest. Gripping her flank over her cutie mark with his forelegs Shining Armor brought her back down. Aloe's eyes beamed as she looked down at her smiling Prince below her. "Ready?"

Aloe gave a quick nod and Shining Armor guided the mare down onto himself. The tip of his large member pressed up between the floating mares hind legs brushing against her slit. Edging at the tiny folds he slowly spreading her lips. Aloe bit her lower lip as the tip passed her labia and pushed against her opening. Aloe closed her eyes and nodded her head up and down involuntarily. She felt the magic field around her weaken as she was lowered further down the warm shaft. "Oh yesss!" Aloe's forelegs gripped her hind legs knee's pulling them tight against her chest wrapping herself into a small floating pony ball. Shining Armor let go of her flank the only contact left with the stallion slowly making its way up into her until it filled her. Her body once again felt lighter as she was pulled up Shining Armors cock then dropped down again. Grunts and gasps escaped her as she was bobbed up and down at an agonizingly slow pace.

Shining Armor watched the small mares slit take himself in again and again with fascination. The changeling had never done this kind of levitation before and wasn't even expecting it to work. He could tell she was immensely enjoying herself but that she wasn't near close. He lifted her off himself ignoring the disgruntled look on her face as she was pulled free and lowered to the floor and onto her knees. He stepped off the bed after her erection swinging between his legs and mounted the mare. His stomach covered most of her back, his chest over her head and his kneeling legs completely enclosed her sides. He slow slid his way into her listening to the heavy breathing coming from the encased pony below.

Aloe felt ready to boil over surrounded by stallion on all sides except the floor below. The stallion began to pick up speed with his thrusts holding in in place he pushed into her folds over and over again. The heat between her legs and the heat of the pony pressed against her body made her feel dizzy. Shining Armor leaned down his lips near the mares ears he whispered. "My little pony princess." Bucking his hips forward into the mare she huffed and wheezed her chest expanding and falling rapidly taking in as much cool air as she could.

The sweat and oil damped her coat down making her feel heavy, even the floor was getting warm. She felt like was in a living oven. Trying to block it out and focus on the meet thrusting into her was a challenge but she was getting closer and closer with each thrust, Aloe only hoped that she didn't faint first. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the tip of her lovers horn begin glow. A swirling wave of magic circled the dock of her tail making her twitch before it made its way down between her cheeks pushing against the edges of lips. She focused on the feeling of the feather like touch of the magic as it made its way down left lip and circled up the right hovering right above her clit, slow it stated to circle it barely touching as it got faster and faster. Aloe's eyes widened. "Oh." she whimpered in between breaths. "Oh.. please yes."

"You asked for Princess." Shining Armor said smugly.

The fast swirling waves of feathery magic touched down onto the mares button. "Ahhhh!" Aloe bit down on her lip her eyes rolling back the heat overtaking her. Each circle like a thousand tiny tiny plush hooves lightly tapping her most sensitive spot. The thrust, the heat, the pleasure were all momentarily forgotten as her brain tried was overwhelmed trying to feel each tap when all of a sudden. "Gahh! Ahhhh!! Ohhhhh!!!" Aloe cried out as she snapped out in mid orgasm, Her mouth hung open panting, eyes wide as each thrust and swirl kept her going. Her chin hit the floor her body spent, the feeling of exhaustion overtaking her every muscle. "My Prince." she choked out a satisfied smile over her lips. Shining Armor stepped off of her a rush of cool air swept through her coat waking her from her fatigue.

Aloe shakily got up onto her haunches. "Your.. I mean I.. Thank you." she said with a smile. "It was quite an exquisite experience, I must say you are skilled at your work. That was one of the best times I have ever had." Inside the pink spa ponies brain her inner voice screamed out. No it was I best ever had! Lock the changeling in the basement so it can never ever leave! Do it now so you can be a princess forever! "Shut up." Aloe grumbled to herself under her breath.

"I didn't say anything..." The changeling Shining Armor said cocking his head at the mare in confusing. Aloe blushed and turned her eyes. Shining Armor brought a foreleg up to Aloe's chin lifting her head. He leaned in and brought his lips to hers. She opened her mouth and his tongue met her own. Wrapping her legs around his neck Aloe pushed forward greedily deepening the kiss as far as she could. Inside the disguised changelings brain its inner voice screamed out. "Repeat Customer!"

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After a warm bath with the pink spa pony and a once a week contract Mere returned home satisfied in its work. The feel of her soft spa treated coat and perfect proportions were not lost on the changeling either, this was an assignment it felt it could grow attached too. Shedding its travel form Mere stepped through the door to its home and trotted towards the basement door. Passing the front counter a letter sat on the desk that was not there before. Mere Levitated it up and magically unsealed it. It pulled out and unfolding the paper in it.

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-Dear Mere--

I have reconsidered your business opportunity and decided that I was too hasty in my views. Peace with ponies is the future and I am all about peace. To show those bastards on the Judiciary Committee and the council of Hive Queens that am not some warmongering despot who circumvents the Senates oversight authority to pursue personal glory as I have been so wrongly accused I will lead the way forward towards peace.

I shall require your assistance to make friends with these ponies. Please do the following tasks.

* Kidnap some pony that is presentable looking and ship them to the swarm for PR purposes. Make sure it is one that is easily pliable. Note: Poke air holes in the crate.

* There is a list of Pony Newspapers on the back of the letter that have wrote negative things about me. Threaten their editors with violence so they will write positive things. The closest one to you is the foal free press.

* Hypnotize every pony that comes into your establishment with your magic until you have enough to start a pro peace rally. Then invite me to lead it.

Finally my young subject I will need constant intricately detailed reports on your daily life interacting with ponies. Spare no information and be liberal with the length of these reports. You do not need to write them about fatties, freaks or fuglies. Pictures if possible.

Give Peace a Chance.

From the Desk of the Queen of the Changelings - Chrysalis.

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Mere scrunched up the letter and burned it. The changeling would send the reports with fake names but refused any of the items on the list afraid the Queens plans for peace would more likely end up sparking a real war.

Leaving the ashes of its crazy Queens letter and hoping to the great being above the sky that her personality wasn't hereditary the changeling descended into the basement. The changeling began to feel the beginnings of a love headache coming on. Too love much for the small changeling to hold it needed to expel most of the substance. It made its way to a box in the basement and levitated a glass bottle out of it. Holding it to its lips a stream of green liquid flowed into the glass. Placing it with the others the changeling left the basement to retire for the night.