Celestia, tired of her duties of ruling over Equestria, decides to take a short vacation. Her first mistake was going to a small village out in the boondocks. The second was accidentally killing a child.

Co-written by Mattricole, Bootsy Slickmane, and me. The authors are not responsible for any mental damage caused by this story. We are not responsible for: loss of sanity, loss of hair, loss of sleep.

Coverart by Bootsy Slickmane.